Chapter 25 Canteen Rules
“What a weirdo.” Wei Liang muttered in a low voice, “Then let’s see for ourselves! Hey, Lao Lin, what’s wrong with you?”
He was about to poke him. Lin Yi found that Lin Yi kept opening the "Canteen Rules", but the focus of his eyes was not on the "Canteen Rules".
Lin Yi raised his head in confusion and said: "Liangzi, take a look at this notice board again."
"The first article 'It is forbidden to enter the canteen outside the opening hours' is easy to understand. , but what the hell is Article 2, ‘It is prohibited to enter the canteen during abnormal weather’”
Wei Liang understood what Lin Yi meant. The student code stipulated:
[This school is located in the suburbs. If you encounter rainy days, foggy and other abnormal weather on campus, please ignore rule 4 and take the best precautions. Quickly find the nearest building to take shelter from the weather and wait until the weather returns to normal before leaving. 】
“Do you think the canteen rules conflict with the student rules?” he asked.
Lin Yi nodded slightly: "It is written in the student code that when encountering abnormal weather, you need to go to the nearest building to take shelter at all costs. What if the nearest building to us is the cafeteria?"< br>
“We arrived at the canteen, and the sign clearly stated that entry into the canteen is prohibited during abnormal weather... At this time, can we enter the canteen?”
"emmm...Old Lin, the question you raised is very constructive. If I had to say it forcefully, I think it should be..." Wei Liang thought about it carefully, and then uttered two words seriously, "Rujin."
The corner of Lin Yi's mouth twitched fiercely: "What the hell does it mean...'Rujin'?"
Wei Liang said: "It means you can't get in."
Lin Yi clenched his fists, really wanting to give Wei Liang Bangbang two fists.
“Oh, don’t think so much!” Wei Liang said optimistically, “This kind of situation is extremely rare. Even if we really think about it, we have to wait until we encounter it.”
"Besides, I have a way to avoid risks!"
"Oh?!" Lin Yi's eyes lit up, "What method?"
Wei Liang smiled mysteriously: "Every time we finish our meal Well, I went to the canteen and bought him a roll of biscuits, plus three or five breads and a few bottles of water, which is probably two or three meals.”
“In this way, as long as there is some abnormal weather. At first, we just don’t come to the cafeteria. Just like yesterday, wouldn’t it be nice to have dinner and breakfast the next day in the dormitory or classroom? What? Xu Shunkang and Xie Huayang staggered when they heard this, and looked at Wei Liang with outrageous eyes.
"Awesome, awesome, you have finally figured out this canteen rule..."
Lin Yi was speechless for a moment, but felt that Wei Liang's statement seemed reasonable, so he couldn't bear it Wei Liang asked, "So this is how you spent your time last time?"
"No!" Wei Liang shook his head regretfully and sighed, "When I came last time, there was nothing in the canteen. I hope it opens today!"
When Wei Liang talked about the canteen, there was a hint of weirdness in Wei Liang's eyes, and his tone was more of a joke. I don’t want to say more.
"Okay..." Lin Yi glanced at his watch.
11:19.
It was getting late, so he put aside the notice board for the time being, lowered his head and read the "Canteen Rules":
"[S City University Canteen Rules]"< br>
“Your correct action in the cafeteria should be: enter the first floor of the cafeteria from the [student passage] and queue up to eat. After finishing the meal, immediately return from the [student passage] and leave the cafeteria.
As long as If you abide by this rule, you will safely solve the problem of food and clothing during the experience.”
When Lin Yi saw this, he was immediately stunned.
He read this sentence back and forth several times, still unable to believe the authenticity of this sentence.
"Just enter the first floor of the cafeteria from the [student passage] to eat, and leave the cafeteria immediately after eating?"
"Is it that simple?"
"Use your butt Everyone knows that the truth is definitely not that simple. Only a fool would take this first sentence as the truth."
Lin Yi shook his head secretly and was about to look down when he suddenly heard Wei Liang muttering to himself -
"It's still so simple! Just like last time, hey hey hey, steady..."< br>
He then glared at Wei Liang fiercely, "You Liangzi, don't even think about breaking my Taoist heart!"
He looked down:
"...But this cafeteria has considered various emergencies and has specially expanded the following rules. For the safety of your life and property, please You strictly abide by the following rules:
1. This canteen has three floors in total, namely the first floor, the first floor and the second floor. The doors will not be locked on all floors, but only from 5:40~8:00, 10:40~13:20, and 16 every day. : Open to the public from 00 to 20:00, students are prohibited from entering at other times. ”
“If you see people coming in and out during the rest of the time, just ignore them and never remind them that they are on the wrong track out of good intentions. "
"2. When students enter and exit the canteen, please take the [student passage] to the first floor restaurant (there are clear student passage signs at the entrance and exit of the passage). Do not use the [staff passage], let alone passages without any signs. "
"If you find someone entering a passage other than the [student passage] and there is a security guard nearby, you can inform the security guard immediately, or you can choose to ignore it. "
"If you choose to report to the security guard, please leave the canteen immediately after the report is completed. Never stay, let alone have any curiosity about the security guard's next actions. ”
"Be wary of those who invite you to go through other channels. They have evil thoughts about you. Say no to them, and try to remember what they look like. Also keep a safe distance and be highly vigilant when you meet them in the future. They are very cautious about rejecting invitations. People will never give up."
"3. The lighting in the student restaurant area is turned on 24 hours a day, so do not enter the dark area of the cafeteria. "
"If the lights in the student cafeteria flash, please leave immediately! Leave the cafeteria through the [student passage] at all costs!"
"The cafeteria with lights off is different from the classroom. There is no safe area!”
"4. Canteen employees have uniform clothing. They wear white chef suits and blue bibs, and wear name tags."
"Canteen employees all stay in the employee activity area and meal purchase window. You will not appear in the student restaurant area. Once you find an employee in the restaurant area, please ignore him."
"5. Except for meal payment and canteen shopping, student ID cards are required. Please keep your student ID card at all other times and do not let it appear in public view. "
"There are no employees with green bibs in the cafeteria. If you encounter an employee with a green bib, it will affect your student status. Question, I hope you will show your student ID card, please refuse or just ignore it."
"6. There are 9 meal purchase windows on the first and second floors of the cafeteria, with a variety of dishes, but no tomatoes are provided. If you see this type of food at the food shopping window, please do not buy it.”
"7. When purchasing meals, don't start an argument with employees because they ordered the wrong meal. Remember that as long as the food does not contain tomato elements, you can eat it with confidence."
"Put unfinished meals directly into recycling Buckets are not allowed to be packed away. If an employee asks you if you need to pack food, or accuses you of wasting food, please ignore it. Remember, all cafeteria employees will not appear in the student cafeteria area (this sentence is bold and marked Underlined). "" 8. When purchasing food, if you find that the employee with a blue bib has added tomato elements to your meal, please do not remind him that he made a mistake (the word "don't" has an emphasis mark) . ”
“But after you take the plate, please go directly to the tableware recycling area and pour all the food into the recycling bin, and then go to other food purchase windows to purchase food. "
"During this process, please remember his employee number and inform the class teacher when you return to the teaching building."
"9. There is no meal purchase window No. 10 in the canteen. If you see it, please ignore it."
"It is prohibited to approach the meal purchase window No. 10 and strictly refuse anyone who invites you to the meal purchase window No. 10."
“10. While queuing up to buy food and eating, do not pay attention to communication requests from any strangers around you. If you are traveling with someone else, please focus on communicating with him and ignore everything else. Abnormal situations from the surroundings. ”
“11. After finishing the meal, please put the plate into the recycling port before leaving. When you leave, if you hear abnormal noises from window 10, please call. Hold your student ID card in your hand as soon as possible, find the [Student Passage] and leave immediately."
"When leaving, if you find that you are being watched by an employee with a green bib, and he starts to move quickly towards you. , please decide whether to go to the [Student Channel] or the canteen based on your location.”
"Before you enter the [student passage] or arrive at the canteen, do not stop, do not look back, and do not respond to his call, even though you feel that he is about to catch up with you."
"After leaving the cafeteria, please Take off your clothes as soon as possible, check whether there is ketchup on your body, and if so, throw the clothes into the nearest trash can (note that you throw them into the trash can, do not throw them away (this sentence is underlined)!)."
“12. There is a canteen in the cafeteria, but it is not recommended to enter for shopping unless necessary.”
“Due to its location, the canteen can serve as a [student passage] for you to leave when necessary, but if this is the case To do, you must purchase at least one item in the canteen. ”
“Only ready-to-eat food and daily necessities are sold in the canteen. Never buy other things, especially ‘student commemorative coins’!”
"13. At any time, ignore the abnormal noises coming from the first floor of the cafeteria, even if you hear your name being called."
"It is prohibited to go inside the cafeteria except for the student cafeteria area. All other areas, especially the first floor below the cafeteria. ”
“14. If you accidentally violate the above rules, please leave through the [Student Channel] as soon as possible, and then enter the [Staff Channel] immediately. , ask for help from a blue bib employee (note that it is a blue bib, not a green bib, and a name tag is worn) or security. You must show your student ID in advance before asking for help."
"Anything. Always, please! Unconditionally! Security! (This sentence is marked with an unusually bold bold underline)"
"15. If you cannot leave the canteen after violating the above rules, please go to the canteen. Hold on until the canteen owner shows up, tell him about the problem, and follow all the arrangements he gives you.”
"As long as you abide by the above rules, this canteen will provide you with a safe dining environment during the opening period. I wish you a happy meal!"
After reading it briefly, Lin Yi's first impression was that of order in chaos.
Each of the 15 rules seems very easy to follow and understand when taken individually, but once put together, there seem to be a lot of blind spots in the rules.
As for the simple "opinion" originally written at the top of the canteen rules, it seems that it is not that simple to achieve it perfectly.
From the perspective of canteen rules, when they cross the line on the notice board, the whole process from entering the canteen, to queuing up for food, eating, and finally leaving the canteen is full of Various unpredictable factors.
Eating a meal is like fighting a war, you never know when you will step on thunder.
However, Lin Yi and Wei Liang had no chance to clear the mines. Once they stepped on the mines, they would explode on the spot.
Lin Yi also discovered the most critical problem - the canteen owner.
If you look at it according to the student rules:
[If you see someone who claims to be the owner of the canteen, please leave the canteen immediately. 】
And if we look at the canteen rules, the canteen owner is another person who can help students.
"So you are obviously meeting the same person, but you can have two completely different options due to different prerequisites?"
"Under normal circumstances, when you see the canteen owner, you should leave immediately . ”
“But when I broke the rules and couldn’t leave, I had to take the initiative to find the canteen owner...”
“Why is this?”
The result of the two conflicts puzzled him greatly.
And Lin Yi also discovered an extremely serious problem - security was only mentioned once in the canteen rules.
"The security guards will not enter the canteen."
This was Lin Yi's first guess.
"But...why is this?"
After reading the canteen rules, Lin Yi's forehead was filled with question marks.
Just when doubts continued to arise in Lin Yi's heart, Wei Liang first closed the canteen rules, took a deep breath and said, "I've finished reading, Lao Lin, have you finished reading?"
Lin Yi looked at Wei Liang in surprise: "You finished reading it so quickly?"
Wei Liang asked: "That's all in total, haven't you finished reading it yet?"
"Liangzi..." Lin Yi hesitated, "You don't think at all when you are reading?"
Wei Liang cast a contemptuous look and said with great pride: "Old Lin, the first day you knew that I don't like to use my brain?"
Lin Yi put his forehead in shame and said speechlessly: "No...why Can you say this so confidently?"
Wei Liang smiled sarcastically, put the canteen rules away in his trouser pocket, and then said: "Oh, there are many strange things in this campus. Take it one step at a time!”
“Besides, I’m starving right now. Even if you want to start a passionate brainstorm, you have to wait until you’re full, right?”
Lin Yi couldn't resist Wei Liang, so he had to put away the canteen rules and said helplessly: "Then let's go eat first."
"Bingo! That's right, let's go!" Wei Liang said excitedly.
At this moment, he suddenly saw something and couldn't help but murmured: "Huh? That person seems familiar! Oh my god, why is it her?!"
Lin Yixun As soon as his reputation went away, a chill ran up his spine!
On the campus road not far away, a female classmate wearing a sailor suit and a pink cartoon cat hairpin appeared.
Surprisingly, it was the girl who took the same blue bus to the campus with them yesterday!
Thanks to book friend "20200809213802296" for the reward! !
(End of this chapter)