Chapter 35: Master Nephew, I couldn’t hold it back
“The little Taoist priest is so handsome, come and take a photo with him!”
A young couple watched Zhang Lingyu walking by and marveled at the other's extraordinary temperament and appearance, and couldn't help shouting.
Zhang Lingyu just pretended not to hear and walked forward on her own.
"What? With such a big temper, the Taoist priests in Longhu Mountain are so arrogant." The young man in the couple was a little unhappy.
Lu Ke walked over with a smile, stood between the two people, and hugged them, "Hey, what about that? Our Tianshi Mansion is the most hospitable. If he doesn't take pictures with you, it will be the same if I come."
"Yeah." The girl in the couple blushed when he hugged him like this. She secretly glanced at Luke's side face and breathed a little heavier.
When the young man saw that his girlfriend's reaction was not right, he immediately looked at Luke with a bit of displeasure. Then he felt that he had almost awakened his inner femininity, and he quickly raised his vigilance and pulled Luke out from between the two of them.
This one is more handsome than the one just now, and the one just now can be posted on WeChat to show off. If you stay with this one for a long time, your girlfriend will be scared away.
"Thank you Taoist Priest, no need. We have something to do and we have to leave first." The young man responded politely, and then quickly pulled his girlfriend who turned back every three steps and walked out.
This reaction is quite funny.
Lu Ke turned his head happily and saw Zhang Lingyu, who should have walked away, standing in front of him and sizing him up.
"Hello, Uncle Lingyu." Lu Ke greeted with a smile.
"If you want to participate in the Luotian Dajiao sect, you need to be qualified. You are participating as a stranger under the age of thirty. During this period, you do not need to call me uncle." Zhang Lingyu said sternly.
"Oh, then I'll call you Lingyu." Lu Ke didn't mean to be polite at all, and directly turned against Tiangang, "Lingyu, what do you want from me?"
Zhang Lingyu:......
"Have you practiced any charm skills recently?"
This is a serious charm superposition. What is Charming Skill? An active skill that requires the use of Qi can be used as passively as ours?
"Why, Lingyu, you sound very familiar with Charming Technique. Have you ever come into contact with a stranger who uses Charm Technique before?" Lu Ke asked calmly.
Some happy and painful memories appeared. Zhang Lingyu didn't want to answer his question and changed the topic.
"I remember that you used to be dignified and solemn, with a humble temperament. You were very dedicated to reading morning and evening exercises every day. You also practiced very hard and had a strong mind."
"Hey, Lingyu, you're too polite." Lu Ke waved his hands after hearing this. Those who praised him were too embarrassed to play with him, and they didn't even have a chance to use the props they prepared.
"Say a few more words, I'd love to hear them."
Zhang Lingyu shook her head, "How come you have become such a frivolous and dissolute person after being away from the mountain for more than a year?"
Luke's eyes widened. No, he was just taking a photo with someone else. Why was he behaving frivolously and being wild?
byd, originally Lu Ke planned to be more generous and not care about Zhang Lingyu's defeat of him, but now it seems that he still has to teach this young uncle a lesson.
"Well, what my uncle said is that I have really given up on myself recently." Lu Ke showed a ashamed look and straightened his posture, "My nephew has encountered some changes recently and his Taoism has been damaged. I wonder if I can let my uncle give me some advice. "
Seeing that he changed his title to Master Uncle again, Zhang Lingyu frowned slightly, but still nodded, "You and I are fellow disciples, so we should give you guidance. Are you encountering difficulties in your cultivation, or something else."
"That's right."
Lu Ke's face turned red, as if he was embarrassed, and he spoke hesitantly, "Not long ago, Xia He, the bone scraper from the Four Madnesses, came near our school in order to arrest Zhang Chulan."
Zhang Lingyu was startled by this familiar name, and asked with a somewhat unnatural expression, "She, what's wrong with her?"
"This all-sex monster has a slutty temperament and can't walk when he sees a handsome guy." Lu Ke hid his face in shame, "My nephew and I are in the same school as Zhang Chulan. I accidentally bumped into her, and because she looks pretty good, I was attracted by her. Taken away."
Buzz~
Zhang Lingyu felt like his brain was exploding. The static technique he had practiced since childhood was shattered by this huge impact. His lips trembled, his tone was hoarse, and he asked with hope.
"Then what? She, she didn't do anything to you, right?"
No, no, Xia He shouldn't be so hungry... Zhang Lingyu looked at Lu Ke's face and figure with an ugly expression, and his expression became even worse.
It seems difficult to say that one cannot be selective about what he eats when he is hungry.
"She likes handsome boys, and she especially likes young men like her nephew who have not yet released their essence. She is tempted by all kinds of things, such as black stockings, bunny girls, nurses, stewardesses, policewomen, and all kinds of messy uniforms to mess with the nephew's words. Heart."
Luke hesitated, his face getting redder.
Zhang Lingyu felt as if a cuckold had appeared on his head. When he thought of Xia He's reputation as a "bone scraper" over the years, his vision went dark. There might be more than one hat.
"You have always had a solid Taoist mind when you were on the mountain. You shouldn't be confused by such witches, right?"
Holding the last glimmer of hope, Zhang Lingyu reluctantly asked.
Lu Ke gritted his teeth and his eyes suddenly turned red, "My nephew, my nephew, I must persist and persist."
“I told myself that this is a slutty temptress and not a good person. I told myself that as a disciple of Longhu Mountain, I must be pure and devoid of desire. I told myself that as a male college student, everything I do must be in line with the core values of socialism! "
"Then what?" Zhang Lingyu's eyes flashed a little.
"Then……"
"Then……"
"Then what do you say?" Zhang Lingyu was a little anxious.
"Then my nephew, I couldn't hold it back and gave all my nineteen years of savings to this witch!"
Lu Ke buried his face in grievance and sobbed in a low voice, as if he was crying for his lost innocence, "We boxed for two days and two nights, from day to night, and from night to dawn, over and over again, until we reached the climax. Too exhausted to move any more.”
He paused and choked in a low voice, "More than a dozen sets of clothes were torn, the bed collapsed, and everything was in a mess."
"Fortunately, my nephew is good at martial arts. After the fight, Xia He was conquered by me. Not only was he reluctant to kill me, but he also said he was willing to break away from his whole nature for me, start a new life, and become a loving couple."
Zhang Lingyu's eyes were empty and he said nothing, feeling that nothing mattered anymore, but suddenly he saw that Lu Ke's face was not filled with sadness, but a proud smile.
After more than ten years of self-cultivation, he finally broke down. He gritted his teeth and grabbed Lu Ke's shirt, and asked a little out of control: "Why are you so proud? Are you lying to me? Are you lying to me?"
Lu Ke waved his hand quickly, "Uncle Master, how could I lie to you? I feel proud that I am very attractive as a man. Bone scraper, one of the four arrogant men, also bowed to my crotch. This does not mean that Master My nephew, am I capable?"
"I am proud of everything a man understands. Uncle Master is also a man, how could he not understand."
"If you don't believe it, I kept a photo as a souvenir." Luke took out the photo from his arms and handed it over.
Zhang Lingyu took it tremblingly, and was instantly furious with the man and woman above him, feeling a heat in his chest.
He held the photo and had nothing to say for a moment. He turned around and left, but before he had taken two steps, blood spurted out from his heart. His vision was blurred. Before he passed out, he heard Lu Ke yelling.
"Come here, Master Lingyu has fainted, come and help!"
…
Lu Ke watched Zhang Lingyu, who had fallen on the ground, being carried away by the panicked crowd, and leisurely picked up the photo. He looked at the naked Xia He on top, followed by himself who was also naked and showing off his victory scissors hand, and laughed silently. laugh.
As we all know, photos cannot be edited.
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(End of this chapter)