Chapter 63 Zhuge Qing, you are the challenger
After a ridiculous night, when the sun rose, the crowd of people lying down at the bonfire party began to slowly wake up.
Zhang Chulan slowly opened his eyes and felt a slight chill in his lower body. He looked down and saw some wood residue on his brother's body.
After thinking for three seconds, he fisted his hands, as if he had figured out something, and then slowly closed his eyes.
A minute later, he opened his eyes expressionlessly, pulled up his pants as if nothing had happened, and turned to look at the cheerful Luke beside him.
"Senior Brother Lu, I was dreaming, right? Nothing happened last night, right?"
Luke pointed at some weird-shaped holes in the surrounding trees, "What do you think, Junior Brother Eighth Woodpecker?"
He clicked his tongue in surprise and spread his hands, "Virgin, I always thought you were a talent, but I didn't expect you to be so talented, even I would be ashamed of myself."
"You have added another use to the Golden Light Curse."
"You even thought of using thunder to speed up your waist. What a genius idea!"
"Of course, if there weren't trees on the opposite side, the picture might be more pleasing to the eye."
Luke's eyes were shining and he reached out to him.
"Come on, stop practicing the Qi Ti Genryu, and learn to practice Heng Lian with me and become a scumbag."
"Hehehe."
It's rare that you still know that you are a scumbag, a rotten person who claims to purely love the party.
Zhang Chulan vomited her soul, lowered her head and covered her face with tears, feeling that her life had stopped, her right to choose a mate had been eliminated, and she would probably remain a virgin for the rest of her life.
While they were talking, the fallen people woke up one by one.
"Hey~ My head hurts so much. It seems like someone hit my sap, huh? 7 points, what the hell?"
"Hey, where are my pants? Why are my pants missing?"
"It hurts...at six points, I have lost the right to choose a mate."
"It's okay, Hidden Dragon only has 3 points!"
"Zhang Lingyu, that bastard, I have nothing to do with him! Oh, my score is 8.5, hehehehe."
"Who are those three people in Tianshi Mansion? How come they are more shameless than the other and even pick off people's pants?"
"Zhang Lingyu has fallen. Isn't the new generation of Tianshi Mansion pure black?"
"It all depends on the Heavenly Master's high moral character and respect."
Last night, after everyone gathered around Zhang Lingyu's pink and white thing, Lingyu was so ashamed and angry that she wished she could kill Lu Ke before committing suicide. However, thinking that she could not win and that the other party was still kind to her, she held back her anger and did not do anything.
"Actually, this is very common in the big bathhouses in the north. Don't worry too much about Lingyu. If it doesn't work, just take off other people's pants and everyone will be on the same level."
Luke whispered like a devil, "As long as no one dares to speak out, this matter will become a secret."
In order to make it easier for him to do it, Lu Ke also sent away the innocent girls present, leaving only a few eagerly awaited female gangsters as judges.
Zhang Lingyu didn't want to do it at first, but Zhang Chulan, who was drunk and crazy, didn't know if he was crazy or not. After hearing Lu Ke say the word "pants removal", he actually started to remove other men's pants.
Someone took the lead, and with Lu Ke's coercion and inducement, Master Lingyu had many different thoughts, and he couldn't hold back...
The final innocence of the Tianshi Mansion was also ruined.
Except for Zhuge Qing, the men present were let go by Lu Ke, and even Wudang King was not spared. All of them had their pants stripped off, and were judged and graded one by one by the female gangsters.
Probably because of drinking, the male compatriots were erratic, their resistance was very weak, and there was a faint look of expectation. Some of the tough guys were not afraid at all. They proudly puffed out their chests and tightened their abdomens, and even wanted to take off their pants.
Take the average level of online adult males as ten, remove the highest and lowest scores, and take the average.
The whole competition was in full swing. The male guests were blushing and the female judges were looking forward to seeing each other. Some couples who looked at each other went down the mountain together. Although Lu Ke took away the mobile phones of the female hooligans in advance to prevent trouble, Zhi Jinhua, nicknamed the Human Computer, still used her superb memory to write down the scores of the men present, and posted them online after getting her mobile phones back at the end of the early morning game.
After waking up, everyone's eyes gradually focused on Zhang Chulan and Lu Ke, and then their faces showed a fierce look and their eyes were evil.
"It's Zhang Chulan and Lu Ke, hurry up, kill them!"
"Yes, we must not let these two culprits run away. Where is Zhang Lingyu? Where is Zhang Lingyu?"
"Zhang Lingyu has no shame and ran away early. Silence these two first. I'll deal with Buyao Bilian. You go and beat Lu Ke!"
"Good guy, you do know how to choose. Why don't you fight Luke?"
"Stop talking, they are running away, hurry up and chase them!"
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Amidst the chaos, Lu Ke dragged Zhang Chulan and rushed back to the arena.
"Senior Brother Lu, can you stop doing such outrageous things all the time? Will this be of any benefit to you?" Zhang Chulan couldn't help but complain.
"Life requires fun at all times, and I think everyone is quite happy. Not only did this lead to several marriages, the first bird watching conference in Longhu Mountain ended successfully."
Lu Ke spread his hands. It was a given that Zhang Chulan was walking birds under the moon. He just helped to expand the scope a little. After all, it helped him. At least he was not videotaped this time.
Cultivation also has its tensions and relaxations. It is necessary to relax and have fun occasionally. If everything he does is focused on improving his strength, then is he a human being or a machine that never stops running towards the set goal?
Considering that he seemed, maybe, probably rarely practiced practice after getting the cheat and kept looking for fun, he couldn't help but reflect on his behavior.
After reflecting for three seconds, he admitted that he had indeed made a mistake. As for whether he should change it or not...
It will change!
Zhang Chulan sighed. A logic-minded and cautious person like him was at odds with a fun-loving person. He shook his head and walked to the control surface to look at the order of the games.
Sixteen to eight miles, Zhang Chulan's opponent is Tang Wenlong, and then the winner is the winner of the battle against Feng Baobao and Wang Bingzhong. The problem is not big. Tang Wenlong was slightly injured due to Hu Jie's previous attack and has not recovered yet. Sister Baoer is own people.
The competition on Lu Ke's side was fierce. He faced Zhuge Qing in the first round, and then faced the winner of Wang Ye and Jia Zhengliang, with excellent quality.
"Master Tianshi, you really don't give me this thunder method for free." Lu Ke was a little speechless. They all said that they were operating behind the scenes. They wanted to show off their cards directly.
But then I thought about it, and in the eyes of outsiders, I was the most likely to win, and the civil war in Tianshi Mansion might be somewhat convincing.
Okay, let’s just fight like this. It’s a flat push anyway.
As soon as he thought this, Lu Ke saw Zhuge Qing walking over with a solemn expression.
"Brother Lu, the game will be held later..."
"Understood. I guarantee that I won't hurt you. Let's fight for three hundred rounds first. When you are exhausted, I will narrowly win one more move and save enough face for you, the Wuhou Sect." Lu Ke made an OK gesture. .
Zhuge Qing sighed, "Brother Lu, your attitude of not treating people as opponents is quite irritating sometimes. Be careful of capsizing in the gutter."
Lu Ke was also a little helpless. This was not something he wanted to be so proud of. In fact, the energy level of a one-person world was indeed not high, and he had just shared Lan Long's thigh to take a step further.
How could Lanlong lose when riding on his face?
Zhuge Qing pursed his lips and smiled, his eyes narrowed with a desire to win.
"There is a trump card that was given to me by my family. I used to think that even if I died, I might not be able to use it, but I regard Brother Lu as my friend. Now you are too restless and you won't be able to do it without learning a lesson."
He said sincerely: "If I really use that method and feel that my life is in danger, Brother Lu will..."
"Admit defeat in time."
Luke:......
Good guy, why is Zhuge Qing more arrogant than him?
I'm going to die. The editor suddenly told me that I will go to Sanjiang next week and it will be on the shelves next Wednesday. He asked me to prepare to save the manuscript and update it fiercely. I was so happy that I felt numb all over (﹏)
(End of this chapter)