Chapter 94 Tokyo Cow Horse will not encounter urban ghost stories
Work is bullshit!
Lu Ke has always believed in this since he went to work. Whether he works from 6 a.m. to 10 a.m., has duplicitous colleagues, or has a boss as stupid as a pig, all of them have proven this without exception...
Work is shit!
By analogy, the company is like a huge cesspit. The boss, a fat maggot, is lying in it, drinking urine while arranging for his group of excrement workers to clean the toilet.
Can the world be destroyed once?
Occasionally, Luke would have this thought.
…
At six o'clock in the morning, the sun has risen high in Tokyo, whipping a group of horses and cattle to start crowding the buses and subways.
This bustling neon capital occupies a small area, but it accommodates 37 million people. Most of them are young people who come with a yearning for big cities. But these people will soon find that Tokyo is not a paradise. But the devil's cave.
The pace of life that is so fast that it makes people vomit blood will wear away people's will, destroy people's bodies, and drain the enthusiasm of young people. Then the monster named Tokyo throws these residues out and welcomes the next group of people with a smile.
Luke turned off the alarm one second before it went off. He put on his clothes expressionlessly, washed himself in front of the mirror, replied to the work message on LINE, ate the bread that popped out of the toaster, and drank all the warm food. Milk, and then he goes out to fight the subway that can crush people into patties.
He works at an ordinary company in Shinjuku District. His main business is selling various specialties for tourists to buy, mainly a variety of children's toys, both copyrighted and non-copyrighted. Recently, Boss Shabi seems to be interested in Xingpup became interested and planned to join the category of adult toys.
Lu Ke only felt that there was something wrong with his brain. He was taking jujube pills at the company, but he didn't care. Working overtime would accelerate human aging, and the year-round life of cattle and horses had already made his eyes lose the light.
I remember that my girlfriend of three years broke up with Luke one month after he graduated and started working.
"I'm sorry Luke, but the strength and durability of our weapons have been greatly reduced since you started working."
"I never expected a student to bring me money, but if you can't even give me physical pleasure, then this relationship should end as soon as possible."
The beautiful and ruthless lady with beautiful aqua hair dropped these words and thoughtfully left him a total of 10 million yen, indicating that this was his hard work day and night for the past three years.
At that moment, Luke finally understood that the most solid relationship in the world is money.
"You can live without anyone, but you can't lose money."
From then on, Luke put money as his first priority, worked hard, and worked day and night, hoping to have his own house and car in Tokyo before he was thirty.
As for women, whatever.
Relationships are subject to change. Most young people today sneer at morality. Things like cheating are commonplace, not to mention that the process of love requires tolerance and concessions to the woman.
If he really met a good girl, Luke wouldn't mind chasing her, but he was too lazy to spend any more energy looking for her or going on a blind date.
I arrived at the company ten minutes early and swiped my card in front of the familiar yawning security guard. This security guard was also a beast. Security guards in other places might be able to relax a little bit, but in Tokyo, even a dog has to be rolled up.
Lu Ke hung up his work badge and went to the clock-in machine to complete his daily clock-in work, and began his day's work as a cow and horse.
He is an employee of the design department. His main job is to design toys that are suitable for children between the ages of eight and twelve. He has made several hits by relying on copying. He has a high status in the department, but his boss A, the director of the design department, cannot see it. Get used to him.
Boss A is the boss's nephew, a useless person with no talent at all. He only relies on someone in his family to be able to sit in this position, with a generous salary and the right to give orders to the people below him.
He both loved and hated Luke.
I like it because Lu Ke is very capable. The design department can't do without him. What I hate is also this. People in the design department will ask Lu Ke, a senior senior, about anything, instead of him, the head of the design department. He thinks Lu Gram stole his limelight.
After a while, supervisor A started looking for trouble every day.
"Fujiwara, the client on the last project reported that your work had no explosive points. What is the situation?"
Seeing the start of the conservative program in the office, other colleagues were moved in their hearts. Without stopping the keyboard in their hands, their thoughts began to drift towards the two protagonists of the story.
“I complete my work based on user needs.”
Luke replied coldly. The client at that time requested colorful black at first, then wanted to design a tall dwarf image, and finally regressed to sky blue and sea blue.
With such weird requirements, it would be crazy if there is a hit!
If Lu Ke hadn't been rich in experience, he wouldn't have been able to do it at all. Now the market test just says that there is no hot spot. It's just bad luck. Are you asking for more?
"The customer is God. If he thinks there is something wrong with your design, you should change it."
"The contract has been completed and I have provided products that meet their requirements. The failure to sell is due to problems with their company's vision and poor marketing, and it is not my responsibility."
“The most important thing is that God has paid the balance.”
Luke still replied expressionlessly, without even giving the idiot a glance. The sound of his fingers hitting the keyboard was crisp and harsh, and his tone was cold.
"God is dead."
"..."
Boss A, who was speechless, snorted angrily and announced angrily.
"Don't leave when you get off work, our department is having a meeting!"
Seeing that no one answered him, his face turned the color of pig liver, and it took him a while to leave.
A colleague on the side quietly came over and said, "Senior Lu Ke, the way you looked at that fat pig Pingze just now was really cool."
Luke looked at the girl who had just arrived with a smile on her face, and searched for her name in his mind. She seemed to be Tsukino Jingzi, who was twenty-one years old.
"Thank you for the compliment. How are you adapting to work?"
"It's okay. There are no problems except that the workload is a bit heavy."
Lu Ke turned away and said nothing, and continued working with his head down.
You have this illusion just because you are in the novice protection period. When you officially start working overtime, you will no longer feel that the workload is just "heavy".
"Senior, besides work matters, can I also come to you for other matters?"
Jingzi's face turned slightly red and her eyes flickered.
Lu Ke pointed to the office rules and regulations, "Office romance is not allowed within the company."
"Ah, I'm sorry, senior, you misunderstood, I'm not interested in you." Jingzi waved her hands in embarrassment. Men like Lu Ke, who looked classy and had greasy hair, were not her cup of tea.
"Actually, I saw a very handsome boy recently and wanted to chase him."
Luke had no reaction to his own sentimental behavior and acted very indifferently. "Then chase."
Women who chase men are not just talk about it casually. Jingzi's appearance is good, and her personality... is pretty good. She can barely be called a high-quality woman. If she wants to chase a man, she should be able to catch him easily.
"He is still studying, he is a college student, and he gives me a very lonely feeling." Jingzi was a little embarrassed. If it was so easy, she would not raise this problem to her colleagues.
Lu Ke was silent for a moment, "Do you girls like male college students?"
"Actually, I prefer high school students." Jingzi smiled shyly, "But after all, it is an important stage for entering school. If they indulge in love and their academic performance declines, it will be our fault."
"So it is in line with etiquette, and college students who have plenty of time and physical strength and are energetic at their peak will be the prey of our girls."
I see, so was this how he was targeted in the first place?
Lu Kegubo calmly solved a doubt in his heart. He was dumped because he lost the time to accompany her after going to work and spent energy on work which could not bring her satisfactory happiness.
Gee, that woman is too realistic.
"The more withdrawn people are, the more they crave emotional comfort. For such an introverted child, you only need to find out his interests and hobbies, get to know them a little bit, strike up a conversation and add LINE."
Maybe the next day this lonely-looking boy will take the initiative to ask you for a photo of your legs.
Luke added in his mind.
"What do male college students generally like?" Jingzi thought thoughtfully.
"Generally speaking, it's games. As long as you download Steam, buy a few AAA masterpieces, play them online and beg him to play them, and show some weakness, you will win six out of ten games."
Jingzi blinked in confusion, "Why six and four left?"
"Three of the remaining four require you to buy a switch, xbox, and ps5. The last one may not be interested in girls, and is asexual, asexual, or nantong."
"..."
After a brief silence, Jingzi looked at Luke with shining eyes.
"Senior, you are so awesome. How do you know so much about male college students?"
"Is there a possibility that I once was."
"There may be many roads there." Jingzi's eyes lit up, and she suddenly became curious about Luke, "Senior, do you have any photos of your college days?"
"No." Luke refused coldly.
"Lying." Jingzi puffed up her cheeks, "How stingy, senior, please satisfy my curiosity."
"What's the benefit?"
"The favorability of the juniors will level up!"
"No."
Jingzi sat back angrily, but the curiosity in her heart kept scratching like a kitten, and after a moment of hesitation, she came closer.
"What do you want?"
"Recently HARBS has released a new fruit cake."
"Wow, that one's not cheap." Jingzi struggled for a while, "Deal."
Luke took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, and handed it to Jingzi.
"Oh hoo!"
Jingzi's breath froze and she looked at Luke in disbelief.
Is there any mistake? The handsome guy with high spirits and bright eyes in this photo is the same person as the gloomy and dull senior in front of me?
"Senior, how old are you this year?"
"Twenty-seven."
"Are you sure it's not thirty-five?"
"...Go back to work and give me a ppt report on your work this week."
Tsukino Jingzi's smile froze on her face, and her whole body seemed to turn gray.
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After get off work, Lu Ke had to have a small meeting because of his boss A's grudge. When he rushed to the subway, he found that he had missed it and could only wait for the next one.
The subway station at night was chilly. Because we missed the rush hour, there were a lot fewer people. The light bulb seemed to have a bad contact and flickered from time to time.
Lu Ke walked into the toilet in a irritable mood. After taking care of his physiological needs, he pulled the roll paper and found that only a section of it was exposed.
It can only be said that when people are unlucky, anything will happen.
The sound of water flushing came from the pit next door, and Luke knocked on the partition and asked politely.
"Hello, do you have toilet paper over there?"
No one answered, but there was no sound of opening or closing the door of the toilet next to me.
Luke waited for a while, made sure that the person on the other side would not help, and then rummaged through his pockets. Fortunately, the lunch paper was still there.
After the solution was completed and Luke finished flushing the water, a voice from next door suddenly sounded.
Two pieces of paper stretched out from the floor, one was so red that it dripped blood, and the other was so blue that it was eerie.
"Do you... want... red... paper, or... blue... paper?"
Luke: "..."
So, when a person is unlucky, anything can happen!
Popular Science on Weird Stories: Red and Blue Paper in the Toilet
Legend has it that in a certain school in Nara, Japan, a boy did not bring toilet paper with him when he went to the toilet. In desperation, he heard a voice asking him if he wanted to be red. The paper is still blue paper. The boy answered the red paper casually, and then his blood vessels burst, his blood drained out and he died, and his body turned red.
In another version, the boy encountered the same situation when he went to the toilet at night, but he thought of what happened to the person who chose the red paper before, so he chose the blue paper. It is said that the boy's neck was strangled immediately, his face was completely changed beyond recognition, and his face turned a beautiful blue.
(End of this chapter)