Chapter 1 Wu Song drunkenly plays the TV [Please collect]


Chapter 1 Wu Song drunkenly plays the TV [Please collect]

At the end of September, the weather turned cooler obviously.

Deep in the Fengming Valley Scenic Area in Yinzhou City, Li Yu pushed open the antique wooden door of the B&B and came to the yard. Although he put on a velvet sweatshirt, the cold wind after the rain still made him shrink. Neck.

At the door of the courtyard, the knocking on the door was still ringing.

“Coming, coming!”

He quickly came to the entrance of the courtyard, a trace of doubt flashed across his handsome face.

Everywhere is wet after the rain. Who would come to the mountains at this time? Could it be that the turtle grandson of Sun Facai is back?

Sun Facai is the boss of Fengming Valley Scenic Area and Li Yu’s childhood friend.

Six months ago, Li Yu listened to his deception and sold a dim sum factory that was doing well in the capital. He borrowed millions from the bank and built a small ancient-style building in the deepest part of the scenic spot. Open a B&B.

At that time, I felt that this was a unique business. Once the scenic spot opened, the B&B would be filled with tourists alone.

But he didn't expect that when the B&B was well decorated and waiting to open, Sun Facai suddenly disappeared without a trace, leaving Li Yu in trouble.

The B&Bs built with millions of investments are about to go up in smoke.

"If it's really Sun Facai, I'll kick him a few times later. The bitch actually disappeared while playing, which made my adoptive father worry about me for so long..."

Li Yu's side Thinking about it, he opened the courtyard door.

What caught his eye was not Sun Facai's face that needed a beating, but a tall man in strange clothes.

He was wearing a red silk cotton-padded jacket with a cross-collar collar, and a white Fan Yangli with red tassels floating on his head. Together with the whistle stick in his hand and the baggage on his shoulders, he looked very much like those heroes in ancient times who were on their way in a hurry.

"Are you..."

Li Yu looked at the other person and asked curiously.

In recent years, it has become popular to wear Hanfu to check in at scenic spots. There are even shops that rent Hanfu in nearby scenic spots, but this kind of "pure prison style" Hanfu is really rare.

The big man put down the whistle stick in his hand, cupped his fists and said:

"Wu Erlang, Wu Song in Xiaqinghe County, is there any wine? Quickly sift through two bowls and quench my thirst!"

Wu Song?

Li Yu heard that the Hanfu community has the habit of COSing ancient celebrities. Before, there was someone on the Internet who was cosplaying the concubine of the Republic of China. Unexpectedly, he met a fan of COS Tiger Fighting Hero today.

This kind of ancient costume goes well with the antique decoration of the B&B. When Sun Facai comes back later, we can also install a few sets of ancient costumes in the B&B to make the guests feel more involved.

But forget it for now. When building the B&B, Li Yu pursued perfection in every aspect. All the funds in his hands were spent on the construction and decoration of the B&B, leaving little left.

At that time, I thought that with Sun Facai in charge, I would be able to get my money back soon. Who would have thought that this guy would suddenly disappear.

Li Yu put away his thoughts and greeted the strong man:

"We have wine and meat, enough to take care of you!"

It is not easy for guests to come to the door, no matter how strange the other party is dressed. , as long as the money is given, the business will be done.

The strong man picked up the whistle stick again and walked into the courtyard:

"You can have good wine and meat, but your money won't be missing... What a beautiful manor, even more exquisite than Chai Daguan's mansion."

Oh, even Chai Daguan has brought it out. , you are quite devoted to this COS.

Li Yu silently complained in his heart, closed the courtyard door, and took the lead to the restaurant.

The strong man followed, looked around, and asked again:

"Is this a big Zhuangzi alone?"

"There is also a stray dog ​​I picked up. He is sleeping in the study at the moment... I just opened the business and there is no business, so I am not in a hurry to hire people."

When I walked into the restaurant, the interior was also designed in an ancient style, and it was grand. Han looked around intently, with an unseen look on his face, which made Li Yu very happy and felt that the investment was not wasted after all.

"Sit down, I'll cut some pig head meat for you first."

Li Yu greeted, walked into the kitchen, and took out a tray from the cabinet with two pieces of seductive meat on it. Human pig head meat.

Yesterday was an auspicious day, and it was also the day scheduled to open for business. Li Yu bought a pig head from the market to worship the God of Wealth, hoping to make a fortune.

At the end of the ceremony, in line with the principle of not wasting, he followed the online tutorial and put the pig head into a pot and simmered it for an hour, then soaked it in brine for half a day, making a delicious braised pig head that goes well with wine.

Use the knife from the arch of the pig's nose, cut into slightly thicker slices of meat, and place them neatly on the plate.

Use minced garlic, red oil, spicy millet, cilantro segments and light soy vinegar to make a dipping sauce, and the pork head is ready.

When the meat was brought to the table, Wu Song’s cosplayer had already taken off the fan Yangli on his head. The long black hair made Li Yu secretly stunned.

Like a hair cover made of real hair, people in the cosplay industry are really willing to spend money on it.

The strong man didn't pay attention to Li Yu's gaze. He picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks and put it into his mouth. He chewed it a little and praised: "What a fragrant meat. Good meat must be paired with good wine. Hurry up and serve the wine!"
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Li Yu agreed and opened the wine cabinet in the restaurant, which contained several bottles of liquor of different brands.

He wanted to choose a bottle at random, but then he thought about it, this old man was so talkative and his body was so strong, he might not be able to deal with it if he got drunk and went crazy.

To be on the safe side, choose a low-alcohol bar.

After closing the wine cabinet, Li Yu picked up a black clay pot placed next to him.

The capacity of the clay pot is 2.5 liters, and it contains 38-degree Bamboo Leaf Green. Wine with this degree is not easy to get drunk and is more suitable for this kind of scene.

Unplugging the stopper from the spout of the clay pot, Li Yu held the clay pot and slowly poured the wine inside into the clean wine bowl.

The strong man stared straight into the clear wine, his nose twitching, his eyes full of shock.

When the wine was poured, he couldn't wait to pick up the wine bowl and drank it down.

"Ha--this wine is too strong. It flows into my throat like a line of fire. It feels so good!"

Strong?

Li Yu glanced at the man with an excited face. The 38-degree wine was too strong to say the least. If you want to have a dinner, why don't you share a table with children?

The strong man picked up the pig head meat and put it into his mouth, chewing it with big mouthfuls:

"Another plate of meat. If you have any other food, you can also bring it. I will pay you money after you finish it."

Pay back the money, brother, you are so involved in the drama, don’t forget how to scan the QR code to pay later.

Li Yu muttered in his heart, and went to cut a large plate of pig head meat, and brought over a plate of fried peanuts, a portion of cucumber mixed with onions, and a plate of braised beef tendon.

The strong man tasted it next to him and praised it repeatedly.

He seemed to like Bamboo Leaf Green very much. He drank several glasses of wine with a twenty-liang wine bowl in his hand, and the more he drank, the more excited he became.

When the dishes were ready, Li Yu returned to the kitchen, took out a few frozen chicken racks from the freezer, cooked them in a pot, poured them in cold water twice, and took them to the study room of the B&B.

The study room is on the second floor and is also designed in an antique style. The open space in front of the bookshelf is covered with a thick plush carpet, making it convenient for residents to sit and read.

But at this time, the carpet was occupied by an adult golden retriever.

It has shiny fur and a strong body. It is sleeping soundly with a copy of "Water Margin" on its pillow.

“How many times have I told you, don’t sleep with a book on your head, get up and eat... The stray animals adopted by others can bring wealth, why can’t you do anything but eat?”

Chicken Rack As soon as he fell into the dog basin in the corner, the big golden retriever jumped up, dove into the basin and started eating meat.

Li Yu bent down and picked up "Water Margin" from the carpet, patted the dog hair on it, and put it back on the bookshelf.

Then he cooked two large plates of quick-frozen dumplings and brought them to the restaurant, only to find that most of the meat on the table was missing.

The strong man was pouring wine, and he started to talk loudly:

“This wine... is so delicious. I have never drunk this kind of wine since I was a child. The meat... the meat is also delicious. , give me some more, it’ll cost you a lot.”

Holy shit, can it be eaten like this?

Li Yu put a plate of dumplings on the dining table:

"You eat the dumplings first, and then I'll cut some meat."

He cut all the remaining pig head meat, and then cut another piece. A lot of beef tendon.

When it was served to the table, the strong man continued to eat and drink.

Seeing that this old man had no intention of chatting, Li Yu sat at another table with his dumplings, picked up the remote control, and turned on the restaurant's TV.

A beautiful power-on sound sounded, which startled the old man:

“What sound?”

Li Yu put the dumpling into his mouth, thinking that what the old man said was quite interesting, so he Following his words, he said:

"We are watching a shadow puppet show. You like Wu Song so much, so let's watch "Water Margin" and let you have fun."

Search for the new version of "Water Margin" ", find Wu Song's episode and click to play.

The figure of Caribbean Wu Song soon appeared on the TV, which happened to be the famous scene of making a fuss in Feiyunpu:

"Who are you, and why do you want to harm me, Wu Song?"

The old man at the table didn't even bother to drink anymore, he stared straight at the TV:

"He...is Wu Song?"

Li Yu continued to eat dumplings:< br>


"That's right, haven't you seen this episode?"

The old man was startled. Watching the fight on TV, he suddenly slammed the table:

"You're so skinny. Is your body and bones worthy of being called Wu Song?"

After saying that, he angrily picked up the wine jar on the table and slammed it against the TV hanging on the wall.

Li Yu:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Damn, I bought a new Huawei smart screen!

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