Chapter 12 Golden Cake of the Han Dynasty [Please vote]
“Have you eaten? I’m having lunch, how about we chat while eating?”
Li Yu wants to find out the reason for the bombing. , and worried that Lu Bu's description was not accurate, so let's eat it first. The pickled cabbage and white meat stewed vermicelli should be eaten hot, as it will not taste good if it is cold.
Lu Bu remembered the braised pork he had eaten last time and swallowed his saliva:
"Brother Wei has been busy playing with the drone and has not bothered to eat. What you said is really a bit embarrassing. Hungry.”
The two came to the restaurant. Lu Bu stared at the program on the TV with curiosity on his face:
"What is this?"
"The TV, I will give this to you later. "Explain, eat first."
He served Lu Bu a large bowl of rice, cut some pickled cabbage and cooked pork belly slices, put them into the pot of the induction cooker, turned up the heat, and started cooking. The sound of gurgling sounded, and the sour smell began to fill the restaurant.
“Gansha is my brother!”
Lu Bu sniffed, picked up the sauerkraut and white meat in the pot with chopsticks, and ate it in big gulps.
The Han Dynasty had a meal-sharing system. I thought he wouldn't be able to adapt to it, but he didn't expect to get used to it so quickly. Later, he could make a spicy hot pot to see if the God of War of the Three Kingdoms is afraid of spicy food.
"Brother Xian, what kind of dish is this? Why haven't I seen it before?"
Lü Bu took a bite of pickled cabbage and immediately fell in love with this sour, crispy dish. He picked it up with chopsticks I couldn't stop eating with only one chopstick.
Li Yu picked up a pair of chopsticks and put it into the bowl, and said while eating:
"This is sauerkraut, pickled with cabbage... Cabbage is a vegetable only available in the Ming Dynasty. It has been more than a thousand years since the Han Dynasty. It is normal that you have never seen it."
It is a pity that Lu Bu has always been in trouble in the original work. Those who are homeless do not have their own territory, otherwise you can get some crop seeds for them and let them promote them, which can save some hungry people.
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, due to successive wars, many people became hungry and displaced.
Some women and children were even made into military rations. Cheng Yu under Cao Cao was specialized in doing this.
The war must be calmed down as soon as possible so that the people can recuperate and the population can grow.
Lu Bu devoured the food voraciously, and Li Yu was worried that he wouldn't have enough to eat, so he brought some hot pot balls and luncheon meat and put them into the pickled cabbage pot to cook.
Then I brought two plates, scooped some minced garlic into them, poured light soy sauce and sesame oil, and finally some chili oil, and the dipping sauce for the pickled cabbage and white meat pot was ready.
“Let’s try this dipping sauce. It’s a perfect match for the sauerkraut pot.”
Li Yu held up his own dipping dish and gave a demonstration. Lu Bu immediately picked up a piece of pork belly and followed suit. Repeat it, and then you will be addicted to the delicious food:
"Your Majesty, how can there be such delicious food in the world? Dear brother, you are really an eye-opener for me!"
The God of the Three Kingdoms screamed after eating. Li Yu waited for him to eat for a while before asking curiously:
"Recall the process of bombing the plane, and I will search for the cause of the failure."
Lu Bu put a peeing beef ball on the plate:
"The operation was always normal before. I also saw a palace maid running around naked... But when I clicked the button to return, I suddenly lost control. No matter what I do, it doesn't work..."
Return with one click?
Li Yu took his mobile phone and started searching on the drone forum, and then saw the explanation:
“When using one-key return, you must ensure that there are multiple satellite signals before it can be used. Weak satellite signals are caused by "The main reason for the bombing."
He slapped his thigh and said with a smile:
"Sure enough, we found the reason. It's because the satellite signal is weak. Brother, please check which satellite is next time." ...Hey, wait, it seems that the Han Dynasty doesn’t have satellites yet.”
Dang, using one-click return in a place where there are no satellites at all, no wonder the plane crashed.
But if you find the reason, it will be targeted.
Li Yu said to Lu Bu:
"You can no longer use one button to return to home. You have to use full manual mode, otherwise it will explode next time."
Lu Bu had a look on his face He put down his chopsticks in despair:
“The drones have exploded, how can there be a next time?”
Li Yu smiled:
“I bought a new one, you can just take it back later. It just so happens that the battery charger on the old machine can still be used, and there is no need to replace the tablet. ”
Are there new ones?
Lu Bu suddenly became happy:
“Xian brother, you have really helped me a lot!”
He picked up his chopsticks and started eating again.
After eating several meatballs in a row, he finally realized:
“Did you buy the drone? It cost a lot of gold, right?”
He took the photo He patted his head, then put his hand into his clothes, took out a piece of golden metal and put it on the dining table:
"It's my brother's fault that I forgot that you need expenses here. Is this piece of gold cake enough... It's a pity..." The thousand taels of gold sent by Duke Dong were distributed by me to the soldiers, otherwise I would bring them all to you.”
Mr. Dong?
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Are you with Dong Zhuo?" "Well, I talked to Li Su for a long time that day, and I even used the liquor given by my wise brother to get him drunk and talk nonsense. After he left, I took a bottle of white wine for my brother and gave it to my adoptive father Ding Yuan. I didn’t expect him to die in a drunken dream after drinking it..."
Wow, no Even if he kills Ding Yuan, he will also die because of Lu Bu. Is this a coincidence or is it due to the rules of the original novel?
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Then how did you deal with it?"
Lu Bu put a piece of lunch meat into his mouth and briefly told the whole story.
After Ding Yuan's death, he originally wanted to cut off his head and go directly to Dong Zhuo, but when he remembered Li Yu's explanation and the infamy of the three surnamed slaves, he changed his strategy.
He first knelt in front of the corpse and cried loudly, and then ordered the entire army to wear white clothes and armor to attend Ding Yuan's funeral.
After hearing the news, many ministers in the court came to express their condolences. Lu Bu received them seriously and said what he said about my father. He also guarded the coffin when he was buried, which moved many ministers.
Dong Zhuo pretended to express condolences, made a lot of promises, and made Lu Bu the Cavalry Commander, and replaced Ding Yuan as the Zhijinwu guarding the palace.
In this way, Lu Bu and the Bingzhou Army joined Dong Zhuo's command.
However, unlike in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, this time he did not recognize his adoptive father. Dong Zhuo once hinted that Lu Bu always excused himself on the grounds that he "cannot remember his late father's kindness".
But the more this happened, the more Dong Zhuo liked him and took Lu Bu with him wherever he went.
My day, brother, have you ever gone to China Opera to study... After hearing this, Li Yu was shocked.
This response is truly an actor-level performance!
Of course, it is also possible that the two people really have a father-son relationship. After all, what is written in the book is that Dong Zhuo discovered that Ding Yuan trusted Lu Bu very much, and then he wanted to use the red rabbit horse to bribe him.
In the original plot of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Lu Bu was able to touch the bedside and cut off Ding Yuan's head during the second watch because Ding Yuan trusted him. Otherwise, the accountant of the first army commander would not be So easy to get into.
It’s just that this description is too simple. Lu Bu is like a puppet on strings and has no personality of his own.
On the contrary, when Wang Yun used a beauty trick to kill Dong Zhuo, Lu Bu showed the reaction that a adopted son should have. He hesitated at first, and then felt that it was against the relationship between father and son. It was not until Wang Yun repeatedly brainwashed him that he made up his mind to take action.
“You can’t get enough of this delicious food!”
Lu Bu scooped up the vegetables, picked up the pot, put it to his mouth, blew on it, and then drank the pickled cabbage soup in small sips. , and then he burped with satisfaction.
Taking this opportunity, Li Yu told him what was going to happen in the world of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
For example, Cao Cao failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo with a gem-encrusted seven-star sword, fled Luoyang, began to contact various princes to attack Dong Zhuo, and finally made a wedding dress for Yuan Shao.
There is also the first appearance of the three Liu Bei brothers, the three heroes of Hulao Pass fighting Lu Bu.
After that, Dong Zhuo sent troops everywhere to raise food, excavated the imperial tombs, moved the capital to Chang'an, and set fire to the entire city of Luoyang to prevent the people from following suit.
The fire burned for several months, resulting in the tragic scene of "white bones exposed in the wild and no roosters crowing for thousands of miles".
Lü Bu clenched his fists and his eyes widened when he heard this:
“Damn old thief, you are so heartless, I, Lu Bu, swear to kill you!”
He took a sip of the newly brewed Lapsang Souchong from the teacup handed to him by Li Yu, calmed down his mood, and then asked:
"Why did I kill Dong Zhuo?"
"Wang Yun used Diao Chan as bait to use a beauty trap to turn you against Dong Zhuo, and then tricked you step by step to kill Dong Zhuo."
When Lu Bu heard this, he waved his hand:
"Already In this way, I will follow my plan and bring Diao Chan to you when I see her later.”
real? Keep your word? Can you create a written document or something? I'm a little worried about your character... Li Yu muttered something silently in his heart, but didn't dare to say it out.
Lu Bu sat for a while and then stood up to say goodbye.
Li Yu brought the new drone over and packed him a bag of finished sauerkraut, including some vermicelli, cabbage, hot pot balls and the like, as well as a few flashlights and a large box of wholesale ones. lighter.
He said to Lu Bu:
“Brother, now is one of the few leisure times you have. It’s time to recruit people to develop your own team.”
Lu Bu also knew this. He planned to share the sauerkraut he brought today with his generals.
“But I don’t have a counselor, I don’t know what to do.”
No counselor?
Li Yu thought seriously for a moment, and suddenly thought of a top strategist in the Xiliang army who was not famous until the Chang'an Rebellion - the poisonous warrior Jia Xu.
"Jia Xu?"
Lu Bu pondered for a moment, and then said:
"It seems that in the Taiwei's house, I lead the Pingjin Captain from a distance... After I go back, I will go and find out. If there is such a person, this flashlight will most likely be able to replace him." Come here.”
After Lu Bu left, Li Yu had not yet recovered.
The five great counselors are only worth a flashlight... Then I can exchange these things for a gold cake. Isn’t it a big loss?
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