Chapter 17 Lu Bu is really... unable to carry him! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Lü Bu, won’t you sleep?”
Li Yu mumbled and sat up and rubbed his eyes, realizing that it was only six o’clock in the morning and it was not yet bright outside.
Just give him a key to the door tomorrow. Otherwise, if this continues, the newly installed large wooden door will probably fall apart early.
Getting out of bed, getting dressed, Li Yu came outside and saw Brother Dao sleeping with his arms around a stuffed dolphin, yawning again and again, and was obviously woken up.
"You go on sleeping, I'll go down and take a look."
After saying that, he went down the stairs, walked through the living room and walked to the yard. Just as he was about to open the door, the wall not far away suddenly popped out. A head wearing a golden crown:
"Ha, my good brother finally woke up from his sleep, so I won't climb over the wall."
Opening the door, Lu Bu walked away boldly He came in with a smile on his face and seemed to be in a good mood.
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Brother, is there any happy event for coming here so early in the morning?"
Lu Bu waved his hand:
"I can't talk about happy events, just that I found Jia Xu, and the little old man doesn't want to come. My brother was carrying me all the way through the streets and throwing him into the military camp."
Li Yu was still a little awake at first, but when he heard this, he suddenly became excited.
Brother, you are really an old man who has hanged himself - you don’t want to live anymore.
Who is Jia Xu?
That is a famous poisonous person in the history of the Three Kingdoms and even China. Especially when it comes to his own life, he has no bottom line.
For example, after Dong Zhuo died, Wang Yun refused to pardon the Xiliang army, and the soldiers planned to separate their luggage and flee for their lives.
Jia Xu stood up and gathered the Xiliang defeated soldiers together in a few words and fought back towards Chang'an.
Not only did they capture Chang'an, they also forced Wang Yun to death, forced Lu Bu away, and took control of the court. The entire land of Sanqin was almost depopulated by this group of people.
The reason why Jia Xu made plans to gather the defeated troops was just because he was worried that his own safety would be affected after the Xiliang army was disbanded.
For his own safety, the land of Sanqin has been disturbed. How dare you drag such a person through the streets and alleys, and even come over to show off...
I I have this paper and pen, why don't you write your last words first?
At this time, Li Yu deeply understood Chen Gong's difficulties. If he had the opportunity to get to know him later, he would have a few toasts.
This guy Lu Bu... is really difficult to lead.
"Why does my dear brother look like this?"
Lü Bu had doubts on his face, and his bright eyes shone with the light of wisdom.
Li Yu sighed:
"Go back and quickly confess your mistake to Jia Xu. His title of poisonous warrior is not an exaggeration, but a fact... Maybe he is planning how to kill you now. ”
Lu Bu looked unbelieving:
"How can it be so mysterious?"
Li Yu pinched his brows and briefly told him about Jia Xu's highlight moments.
In addition to planning the rebellion of the Xiliang Army, Jia Xu also assisted Zhang Xiu in fighting Cao Cao. In one battle, he killed Cao Cao's carefully trained successor, causing his biggest loss since his debut and indirectly causing Sima The superiority of the family creates conditions.
It can be said that in this battle, Jia Xu directly changed the historical process of the entire Three Kingdoms.
In addition, Jia Xu effortlessly alienated the Xiliang coalition forces of Ma Chao and Han Sui, and with just one word, Cao Cao was transferred to Cao Pi.
Who dares to offend such a person?
Lü Bu frowned when he heard this. Just when Li Yu thought he had heard it, the guy suddenly said:
"You said Cao Ah Man failed because he was greedy for Zou's beauty. ? Drinking and sex is indeed the Tomb of Heroes... My dear brother advises me like this, I can't repay my brother, if I meet that Zou later, I will kidnap him and offer him to my dear brother!"
Okay, okay... No, if I say so much, you will remember Zou, right?
Li Yu turned on the faucet in the yard and washed his face with cold water to calm down.
While wiping his face, he asked thoughtfully:
"How old is Jia Xu now?"
Lü Bu was studying the vermicelli delivered yesterday. He took out one and put it in his mouth He was chewing:
"In his forties, he looks dark and thin, and is more than ten years older than my brother... It was indeed rude to invite him to the military camp before. What should I do, dear brother?" ?”
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"You can worship him as your teacher, be more sincere, ask for more advice, and let him think favorably of you. If you can do this, you will not make the same mistakes again."
The reason why Lu Bu has a bad reputation is that he is impulsive and brainless. In addition, dying early is also a major reason.
If he survives the princes of the same period, his reputation will definitely change a lot, and he will not become the background of those generals.
Before Lu Bu died, the generals only dared to fight in groups when they saw him.
After Lu Bu's death, these generals would brag about their courage. Even Mr. Guan only saw everyone after Lu Bu's death as a traitor and didn't take anyone seriously.
"If Jia Xu is really talented, it would be a good idea to take him as his disciple as a brother, but how can we show sincerity?"
Lü Bu didn't mind the cold, so he sat down in the courtyard. On the stone bench, his face was full of distress.
Li Yu has no clue about this matter. It is an old routine to plead guilty. Jia Xu may not necessarily like it. Self-harm behavior such as writing a blood letter is probably a demerit for Jia Xu. .
While thinking, Li Yu saw the vermicelli piled next to him and suddenly had an idea:
"You can make him something to eat with your own hands, such as making hot and sour noodles with vermicelli. Maybe it will really impress him."
"Hot and sour noodles? What is that?"
"You can easily learn a kind of food."
I can't go upstairs to sleep now, so I just prepare breakfast and teach Lu Bu how to make hot and sour noodles, and wait until he goes back to make it himself A bowl of it might really impress Lao Jia.
Well, Jia Xu is from Wuwei, so he should be interested in spicy and sour food.
Even if he is not interested, he can still ask Lu Bu to show him modern technology. The smarter the person, the more curious he will be. I don't believe he will be indifferent to drones and tablet computers.
When he came to the kitchen, he took out a package of wholesale Baiji bun cakes from the freezer.
It is not easy to feel full if you eat hot and sour noodles alone, so it is best to pair it with other staple foods.
I was anxious to teach Lu Bu today, but I didn’t have time to make sesame seed cakes, so I had to make do with Bai Ji bun cake base first.
The cake base is frozen and cannot be eaten directly. It must be baked in the oven first so that it can be crispy on the outside and soft on the inside and have a chewy texture.
Li Yu originally thought that baking two pancakes would be enough, but when he turned around and saw Lu Bu's iron tower-like body, he simply placed the entire package in the oven.
There is a big eater here, and there won’t be enough food without it.
"Brother, what are these...?"
Lü Bu was as interested in everything in the kitchen as Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden.
“This is an all-in-one steaming and grilling machine, this is a gas stove, this is a range hood, this is a faucet, this is a stainless steel sink, this is a gas tank...”
Li Yu briefly introduced the kitchen, then brought some vermicelli and soaked it in warm water.
Before cooking the vermicelli, it is best to soak it first. This will not only wash away the dust on the surface, but also prevent the vermicelli from forming a hard core.
He explained while busy.
But Lu Bu still couldn't listen and was only interested in the equipment in the kitchen:
"How can a mere kitchen be so magical?"
The preparation of hot and sour noodles is relatively simple. It is nothing more than boiling the noodles and putting them in a bowl, adding some of the original soup for cooking the noodles.
Then according to personal taste, just add some chili oil, lard, salt, MSG, balsamic vinegar, pepper, peanuts, coriander segments, minced chives, minced garlic and other ingredients. It is easier to get started.
It’s a pity that we don’t have pork bone broth at home, otherwise the hot and sour noodles would be more delicious.
While teaching Lu Bu, Li Yu was thinking about whether to buy some pork tube bones and boil them a little, which would be more convenient when using them.
Worried that it would not be enough to eat, he directly cooked a small pot of vermicelli for Lu Bu.
"How can this thing be so sour and tempting?"
Lü Bu held the stainless steel basin and was not afraid of burning it. He took a sip of the soup along the edge of the basin. The sour and spicy taste instantly ignited the God of War of the Three Kingdoms. appetite.
Soon the white lucky buns were baked. Li Yu fried a few eggs and put them into the cakes, and he and Lu Bu had breakfast in the restaurant.
“It’s so sour, spicy and smooth, I like it very much!”
Lü Bu fussed over the food, and Li Yu took the opportunity to tell him some tips on how to cook hot and sour noodles.
"It's a pity that there is no pot there. The big cauldron used in the military camp is not easy to boil water, and it is not easy to cook noodles."
Hearing this, Li Yu pointed in the direction of the kitchen:
"Then take my pot away. Those vermicelli outside are also prepared for you. You can carry a bag over later and deal with Jia Xu first. With his help, you can gain a foothold in the late Han Dynasty. . ”
“Okay, brother, I’ll listen to you!”
After sucking up the bowl full of vermicelli, Lu Bu wiped the sweat off his face, picked up the bowl, and poured out the contents. I drank tons and tons of hot and sour soup in one go, and then I patted my belly to express that I was satisfied.
He didn't stay too long, and returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms happily with a double-eared iron pot and a large bag of condiments needed to make hot and sour noodles in one hand, and a large bag of vermicelli in the other.
Li Yu watched the figure of the God of War of the Three Kingdoms disappear into the air. Thinking of buying various utensils and equipment, Li Yu couldn't help but sigh:
"How can I build this wonderful B&B?" "Three Kingdoms Office?"
He made some food for Brother Dao, tidied up the kitchen, and was about to do some browsing on his phone when he realized that Zhou Ruotong had actually promoted the B&B in his circle of friends.
“Ha, I just said that micro-business is contagious, right?”
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