Chapter 40 The Little Emperor Who Secretly Drinks Coke [Requesting Monthly Tickets]
“Fengxian, don’t play around all the time, wasting the opportunity to splash the sky.”
Jia Xu in the video did not He turned around, but didn't panic.
Obviously, Lu Bu has been taking pictures like this a lot recently, so he has become accustomed to it.
Jia Xu’s voice was calm, neither angry nor happy, just like those middle-aged employees in government agencies who are labeled as good guys and never lose their temper.
But the guy peeing against the wall in front of me is not a good guy.
He is the poisonous scholar Jia Xu who "doesn't matter if it hurts Tianhe, but it doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt Wenhe."
In Li Yu's imagination, Jia Xu should have a sinister face, vicious eyes, and a jealous smile. He did not expect that the true image of the Three Kingdoms world would be like this.
Sure enough, there is a big difference between imagination and reality.
The video is not long and ends before Jia Xu turns around.
Just as Li Yu was about to click on another video, Lu Bu raised his carrot-like finger and swiped on the screen, clicking on another video:
"Brother Xian, don't you care about the little emperor? Brother, I will give it to you right now. Look at his appearance.”
The video started to play, and Li Yu saw the magnificent and tall Han Dynasty palace, with rough lines and simplicity, which was very similar to the Han Dynasty buildings seen in the film and television city.
At the entrance of the palace, stood a childish young man wearing a black Han Dynasty dragon robe and a twelve-pointed crown.
He is Liu Xie, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, who was promoted to power by Dong Zhuo.
At this time, Liu Xie was only eight or nine years old. He looked like a primary school student who traveled to the film and television city with his parents and rented a dragon robe to take photos and check in.
Especially when he was hiding in the shadows beside the pillar at the door, holding a can of Coke and sipping, he was no different from a modern child eating junk food behind his parents' back.
It is a pity that modern primary school students can live a carefree life, but Liu Xie was in fear all the time from birth to death.
He has followed Empress Dowager Dong since he was a child and is a thorn in Empress He's side.
Later, Empress Dowager Dong and Empress He, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, fought to death, so much so that He Jin had a brain convulsion and attracted Dong Zhuo, starting a turbulent career in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.
Liu Bian was deposed by Dong Zhuo, and the nine-year-old Liu Xie came to power. After going through Dong Zhuo's rebellion, Li Guo's rebellion, and then moving to Xuchang, he became a pawn for Cao Cao to command the heroes.
He also fought, such as the famous Garment Edict incident, but ultimately failed.
When Cao Cao died and Cao Pi usurped the Han Dynasty, Liu Xie had a chance to breathe.
He gave up the throne, left Xuchang, and lived a relatively free life for more than ten years in the fiefdom of Shanyang Kingdom, which is now near JZ City.
Liu Xie has never been able to realize his ambitions throughout his life, but he has endured the death of many people who bullied him.
Not to mention Dong Zhuo and Li Jue, even the father and son Cao Cao and Cao Pi did not survive him. When Liu Xie passed away, Cao Pi's successor Cao Rui only had five years left.
In the late Eastern Han Dynasty when the average age was less than thirty years old, Liu Xie was able to live to the age of fifty-three, which was considered a long life.
Soon, Liu Xie in the video finished drinking the Coke.
He lowered his head and wiped his mouth with his sleeve, then looked in the direction of the video shooting, and said seriously:
"Thank you Tinghou for bringing such a drink. When I see Mr. Li in the future, I will also I would like to ask Lord Ting to express my gratitude to you sir for giving me the wine of Xianjia. I will keep it in my heart.”
After saying that, the little guy solemnly raised his hand in the direction of the mobile phone, very sensible.
At the end of the video, Lu Bu patted Li Yu on the shoulder:
"It’s better for me, my dear brother. With this Lao Shizi Cola, the little emperor no longer gets emotional and looks forward to doing something for him every day. My brother is very well-behaved when he enters the palace. "
But the more well-behaved he is, the more people feel distressed... Li Yu sighed quietly in his heart, feeling that the burden of the collapse of the dynasty should not be placed on this child.
I also watched a few Han Dynasty landscapes shot by Lu Bu. They were quite good. Editing them would really help promote the B&B.
But for some reason, when looking at these beautiful scenery, Li Yu always had that child hiding in the shadows drinking Coke in his mind.
When the first cart of cabbage was almost loaded, he asked Lu Bu:
"How do you usually play with Liu Xie?"
Lu Bu hugged him Two cabbages were thrown into the carriage:
“Just running, jumping, and playing around randomly, and it will be over when he sweats. My brother has just been named Dutinghou, and he has many trivial matters and does not have much time to accompany him. ”
It seems that he needs to find a project for Liu Xie to exercise.
Li Yu thought for a while, ran to the room, and brought over the football he often played in college.
Since graduation, I haven’t run on a green field again. This football that my parents asked someone to bring from abroad can only gather dust in the cupboard.
Now, it’s time to give it a new lease of life.
"Brother, please give this football to Liu Xie for me. By the way, measure the length of his feet and mark it with a rope. I will buy him a pair of football shoes."
Not only did he have to buy football shoes, but also sportswear, sweatpants, and other sports equipment were all arranged for Liu Xie.
As for how to play football, just import all the materials Lu Bu shot into your computer later, clear your phone, and cache some football videos and cartoons, so that the little emperor of the Han Dynasty can feel the charm of the first sport on earth. .
Lu Bu took the football and grinned:
"A can of Coke every day is enough to make the little emperor excited. It would be even happier to have another ball. But those palace ladies, I'm afraid Will obstruct.”
Obstruct? During this period, Liu Xie was just a puppet. Not only did Dong Zhuo ignore him, but the princes also turned a blind eye to this child wearing a dragon robe.
It wasn't until Cao Cao took the emperor to order the princes that everyone discovered that the little emperor could still be used in this way, and they began to scramble to take over.
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Why the obstruction?"
Lü Bu winked, with a look of constriction on his face:
"Why don't you want to sleep with the little emperor quickly and try to give birth to a prince? Liu Xie got tired from dancing and playing with me, so he lay on the bed and fell asleep. The palace ladies couldn't succeed, so they blocked it."
Me. Oh my god, Liu Xie is only nine years old. Are these maids all animals?
Li Yu said:
“Let’s discuss it with Jia Xu and resolve this matter. Liu Xie is growing, so don’t let those palace ladies confuse their minds.”
< br>"Okay, brother, I will tell Mr. Wenhe."
After hurriedly loading a cart of cabbage, Lu Bu returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms.
When he comes back again, the matter has been solved:
"Mr. Wenhe said that tomorrow I will lead someone to kill those maids."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
As expected, I was called by the wrong name, but not by the wrong nickname.
It's all good, why do you have to kill people?
Can't we find a more civilized solution?
Lu Bu picked up the tea prepared by Li Yu and drank several sips, and then said:
"Mr. Wenhe said that now everyone inside and outside the palace is looking down on the little emperor. Even the palace maids dare to do this. If I don’t kill a few, the little emperor’s situation will be even more dangerous.”
Killing chickens to scare monkeys?
This is not bad, but killing people at every turn is still unacceptable to Li Yu.
After Lu Bu drank the tea, he took out a silk package from the carriage. After opening it, he saw two gold cakes and several horseshoe-shaped gold nuggets inside.
This should be the famous horseshoe gold of the Han Dynasty.
However, the purity of horseshoe gold is slightly poorer, and the gold content is not stable. Relatively speaking, gold cakes are better, with a gold content of 99%, and can be sold as modern gold.
“This is the gold that Mr. Wen He has raised in recent days, and he brought it over to my brother.”
Hey, is there a gold giveaway?
Li Yu took the silk package and looked at it. The gold cakes were much more exquisite than the last time, and the horseshoe gold was also very beautiful. They should have not been processed twice by Dong Zhuo.
It has to be Jia Xu, the gold obtained is of high quality.
He planned to lock these gold cakes and gold horseshoes in the cabinet and not sell them for the time being.
After the National Museum acquired the jade pendant, the holes in the courtyard renovation have been filled in, so there is no need to sell the cultural relics as ordinary gold jewelry.
Keep it for now, you will need to spend money later.
And selling several gold cakes in a short period of time can easily arouse Jin Mantang's suspicion. If this old boy has an idea or leaks it, he might get into trouble.
He locked the bag of gold and the silk wrapped outside into the cabinet and continued to help Lu Bu load the car.
The two of them worked until after twelve o'clock before they finally transported all the cabbage away.
After being busy at this point, the two of them were very hungry. Lu Bu refused to leave, insisting on eating before going back.
Li Yu had no choice but to charge the electric fifth wheel and then go to the kitchen to prepare food.
In the restaurant, Lu Bu showed off three braised pig trotters in one breath, and then brought a small pot of mutton soy pot noodles cooked by Li Yu. Then he burped with satisfaction and drove the fully charged electric five Return to the world of the Three Kingdoms.
Li Yu returned to the room and looked at the gold cakes and horseshoe gold. These golds and the piece of Warring States jade almost filled the cabinet.
It’s time to change to a bigger safe... Li Yu touched the ordinary stationery cabinet bought from the furniture store, planning to go back and change to a safe to prevent these cultural relics from being stolen.
However, safes don’t seem to be cheap. If you buy one, your cash flow will probably become negative again.
Alas... I am so poor!
The next morning, Li Yu had breakfast, thinking that he had been too busy these two days to play with Brother Dao, so he took the Frisbee to the grass at the gate to have fun with this guy.
While having fun, Zhou Ruotong arrived in the Land Rover Defender from yesterday.
She set off for the high-speed rail station before six o'clock today, took the early morning bus to Yinzhou, and drove the Land Rover Defender stored in the parking lot to the door of the B&B without stopping.
Hurry up and send Geng Lishan’s calligraphy work over, so you don’t owe Li Yu anything.
But when she drove over and looked at the figure running with the big golden retriever on the grass, she suddenly felt that this handsome man was full of mystery.
Where did he find those cultural relics?
I really want to know the answer!
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Good morning~~
(End of this chapter)