Chapter 44 My buddy traveled through time! [Asking for monthly tickets]
The thief Cao will not die, will he only wither?
Based on the Cadillac alone, Li Yu couldn't be 100% sure that it was Sun Facai.
But after hearing the catchphrase that Turtle Sun always talked about, he completely confirmed that Sun Facai, the owner of Fengming Valley Scenic Area who had been missing for more than 20 days, had really traveled to the world of the Three Kingdoms.
Damn it, no wonder I can’t find anyone here, and the phone number is never in the service area.
If Lu Bu hadn't happened to meet him, I don't know how long it would have been before there was any news about this turtle grandson.
Li Yu put away his excitement and introduced to Lu Bu:
“This man’s name is Sun Facai. He is my childhood friend, a good brother, and the boss of the scenic spot. I didn’t expect that I traveled to the world of the Three Kingdoms so suddenly, do you have a way to contact him? "
You have to find this guy quickly. Even if he doesn't come back, you have to take care of the scenic spot first.
It’s not okay to keep being like this.
Lu Bu had already eaten half a plate of dumplings at this moment:
"He followed Ah Ma away from Luoyang and drove a car as fast as the wind. I'm afraid I won't be able to find my brother in a short time... Yes What does it mean that the traitor Cao will not die but will wither after losing his virtuous brother?”
After the failed attempt to assassinate Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao returned to his hometown of Chenliu to recruit troops and mobilized the Cao family and Xiahou family to attack Dong Zhuo by force.
If Sun Facai follows him, there is a high probability that he will have to meet Lu Bu in front of Hulao Pass.
Cao Cao met Chen Gong when he was fleeing. The two accidentally killed Lu Boshe on the way, and said the eternal famous saying:
"I would rather teach me to betray the people of the world than teach the people of the world to betray me!"
Now that Sun Facai is following him, Lu Boshe's family will most likely not be wiped out.
Can Sun Facai get along with Cao Cao just because of his inconsistent temper?
Li Yu was worried that this guy would be killed by Cao Cao long before Lu Boxe, especially since he said that Cao Cao's thief will never die. Isn't this an insult in front of Cao Cao?
Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu explained to Lu Bu who looked puzzled:
"Originally, this saying is that veterans will only wither until they die. My buddy has applied the spirit of Cao thief, and often talks about Cao thief not dying, but will only wither."
"Old soldiers will only fade away unless they die. It will slowly wither. This is indeed interesting to say, but what is the spirit of Cao Cao? "
Li Yu then remembered that the nickname "Wife Cao" was given to Cao Cao by modern people, so he said it seriously. After reading some famous memes related to Prime Minister Cao, he also pulled out the emoticons on his phone and showed them to Lu Bu.
For example, the classic still of Cao Cao opening the curtain, coupled with the words Meng De came uninvited, has a huge effect.
Generally, married women post selfies online. As long as they are good-looking and charming, someone will post this emoticon in the comment area.
Lu Bu chuckled and said:
"I didn't expect Ah Man to have such a bad name. Next time I see him, I will call him Wife Cao as my brother and see if he agrees."
Just do it. Don't laugh at others. No matter how bad the reputation of his wife Cao is, it still sounds better than that of a slave with the third surname.
Moreover, the title of "house slave with three surnames" was not given by later generations of Lezi people. It was Zhang Fei's original words when he scolded Lu Bu in the original work.
Although Lu Bu was still on the ceiling of a military commander during the vassal period, he was a little overwhelmed when he met Zhang Fei, especially Zhang Fei who talked trash one after another, with all kinds of swear words and slutty words.
Lu Bu was beaten off guard by this guy several times, so much so that he didn't want to meet Zhang Fei in the later stages.
Li Yuzheng was thinking, and saw that there were only single digits of dumplings left on the plate, so he hurriedly ate a few more before Lu Bu did.
After finishing a plate of dumplings, Lu Bu said:
"As my brother, I am not allowed to leave Luoyang, but I can send someone to find Sun Facai. My dear brother, can you give me a code to avoid it? When he heard that he was looking for his brother, he thought it was a pursuit and hid, so he couldn't be found at all. "
Code?
This can be done.
Li Yu thought for a while and said an old joke from time-travel novels:
"Odd changes to even and remains the same."
Although Sun Facai has always been idle, After all, he is also a second-level college student who graduated from a polytechnic, so he should know this common mathematical formula.
“Chicken turns into lotus root and stays the same? What kind of delicacy is this, chicken stewed with lotus root?”
Lu Bu, a naive person, could only think about beauties or good food and wine. When he talked about chicken stewed with lotus roots, he actually swallowed his saliva.
Li Yu smiled helplessly:
"This is a mathematical formula. The full name is odd and even, and the symbols look at the quadrants."
He explained simply Learn some mathematical terms, then take out a few packs of braised noodles from the storage room, planning to cook some braised noodles.
Half of the dumplings that could not be finished in two meals were given to Brother Dao, and the other half went into Lu Bu's stomach. Li Yu was not even half full, so he had to start cooking again.
Soon, the noodles were cooked, and Li Yu filled a large bowl for himself. Seeing Lu Bu watching eagerly, he gave him the remaining small bowl. "Well, this noodles is really smooth and delicious!"
Lu Bu put a large spoonful of mutton oil and chili into the basin, stirred it, and waited for the mutton oil to melt. , then picked up the chopsticks and started eating.
While eating, he suddenly thought of Wu Song:
"Is there no news about Brother Wu Song?"
Li Yu picked up the braised noodles and blew on them:
"Not yet. He hasn't been here since he left last time. He should be dealing with something."
Wu Song in Water Margin He was a man of emotional intelligence and intelligence. The day after he found Wu Dalang, he bought fruit, wine and meat, and entertained the neighbors with a great gesture.
It didn’t take long for him to take over, and everyone under his command was obedient.
For example, in the scene where Pan Jinlian was killed in the original work, his soldiers were guarding the door, but no one questioned it, and no one informed the county magistrate. It can be seen that Wu Song got along well with these people.
In fact, the single-player story at the beginning of "Water Margin" not only reflects the darkness and cruelty of the Northern Song Dynasty, but is also a process of patching up the character's personality step by step.
Shi Jin, the first to appear, is a stupid young man of eighteen or nineteen. At best, he could be called a chivalrous young man, but in fact he is just a middle-aged boy who is extremely longing for the world.
The reason why he went round and round and ended up as a bandit was because he was ignorant of the world.
Lu Zhishen, the second one to appear, immediately put on this patch. He was in his thirties and was appointed as a seventh-grade military attaché by Xianggong Lue.
Although he did not have the soul of the second grade, he eventually fell into trouble because of his bad temper.
The third character is Lin Chong, no longer irritable, elegant and easy-going, but too cowardly, and eventually went to Liangshan.
The fourth Yang Zhi appears, after the famous generals, he is capable and not cowardly, but because of his low emotional intelligence, his two express delivery failed and he had no choice but to leave the house.
The character in the fifth single-player story is Song Jiang. He is smart, emotional, generous, and well-rounded. His only flaw is that he is dark and short. He is not the type that beauties like. In the end, he was forced by fate. We have to reach the road of no return.
When Wu Song appeared, the shortcomings of his poor appearance were also made up. He was majestic and talented. Not only was he a businessman, he understood the dirty tricks in the world, but he also understood the law.
When he went to the Lion House to kill Ximen Qing, he did not take action directly. Instead, he fought with Ximen Qing first. In this way, the murder became a fight, and according to the Song Dynasty, the crime would not lead to death.
Throughout the entire "Water Margin", Wu Song seems to be the only hero who killed two people in public without being severely sentenced.
He didn’t even go to Cangzhou Prison City, but to Mengzhou Prison City with relatively better conditions.
Such a heavenly being with no shortcomings, I don’t know if he can change the fate of Wu Dalang being killed. If he can’t, then it’s really because of the rules in the book.
Li Yu really wanted Golden Retriever to call Wu Song out to ask about the situation, but he was afraid of backfiring, so he never took action.
After finishing a bowl of braised noodles, Lu Bu hurriedly returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms.
When he came here, he couldn't help but share his knowledge with Li Yu. Cao Ah Man was wanted all over the city. There were many things going on and he couldn't stay here for too long.
Li Yu put away the dishes, went to the study, and took out a kraft paper file bag from the drawer of the desk.
This is the scenic spot procedure left behind on the day Sun Facai disappeared, including the official seal and so on.
Now that this guy has gone to the Three Kingdoms, how should he deal with the scenic spot?
Lü Bu must contact him quickly and either come back as soon as possible or sign a transfer agreement to prevent the scenic spot from being remembered.
Li Yu also thought about the problem of different time flow rates in the Three Kingdoms world and the Water Margin world.
"Is it possible that Sun Facai's time travel has brought the world of the Three Kingdoms closer to the real world, so the flow of time has slowed down?"
When I contact Sun Facai later, I have to study it carefully.
Looking through the scenic spot procedures, he was worried about losing it, so he took it to his room and locked it in the cabinet where the jade and gold were stored.
At the Yin Ruins archaeological team station, Zhou Ruotong, who was having lunch, received a call from Ge Huihui:
"Ruotong, I have already bought the high-speed rail ticket for Friday, and also booked the tickets for the Longqi Mountain Scenic Area online. When I arrive, we will take Brother Dao to worship the good luck cat and pray for a smooth adventure... Hoho , with the blessing of the good luck cat, maybe we will make a big discovery."
"You are really superstitious."
Zhou Ruotong is not interested in worshiping gods. But when she thought about staying in a B&B on Friday, the hot chestnut drink she drank on Monday morning flashed in her mind.
The silky texture is so delicious!
There are still two days until Friday, how about... go have another meal in the afternoon?
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Good morning, brothers, I would like to ask for brother Dao: Do you have a monthly pass?
(End of this chapter)