Chapter 79 I want to go back! I never want to time travel again! [Asking for monthly votes]
Damn, this dogecoin thing finally showed up.
Li Yu felt excited, but thinking of that guy's mean mouth, he couldn't help but confirm:
"Is he alive?"
Lu Bu After being stunned for a moment, he smiled dumbly and said:
"He's lively, but he almost got chopped into pieces by Wen Yuan when he called him brother when we first met..."
Damn it, I knew this guy's mouth could easily cause trouble.
Seeing that there was a lot of food in the restaurant, Lu Bu took off the action camera from his chest and handed it to Li Yu. Then he rushed in, rolled up a three kilogram piece of layer cake, grabbed it in his hand and bit it. Take a bite.
He wanted to sit down and eat, but he was curious about how to check the video on the action camera, so he had to hold the big cake in one hand and four or five white eggs in the other hand, and hurriedly left the restaurant and followed Li Yu. to the study room.
“You can’t see the video clearly at all. How does Xiandi operate it?”
The action camera has a screen, but the area is too small. Your eyes can’t stand it after looking at it for a while, and you can’t watch it for a long time.
Li Yu pressed the power button of the computer and pointed at the 32-inch monitor on the table:
“Look at it on the computer, you are about to participate in the war, and you may not be able to use solar power to generate electricity. board, otherwise I will buy you a laptop.”
With a computer, Lu Bu will have access to more technological products.
But correspondingly, learning is more difficult and requires a dedicated person to explain it.
If Sun Facai doesn't come back, he can do the job, but it depends on Sun Facai's thoughts. If he doesn't want to stay there, then he can find a way to come back.
Take out the memory card, install it on the card reader, and then insert it into the USB port of the computer host.
Lu Bu stared at this scene blankly, feeling that everything was very novel, especially the dynamic wallpaper on the computer page, which made him want to touch it.
Li Yu dragged the mouse, clicked on the video folder, and saw several videos recorded in it.
He sorted them by time, clicked on the last one, which was the longest video, and clicked to play.
In the video, it should be early morning, the sun has not yet come out, and the surroundings are full of thick fog.
Lu Bu took a bite of the pie and explained:
"I didn't even go back last night. I stayed nearby all night. This was taken early in the morning for my brother to patrol around."
Zhang Liao's voice sounded in the video:
"I just went to the north of the village and found no trace. Lord, has Sun Facai been killed?"
Lu Bu's voice rang out:
"Wait one more day. If you still don't come, go back to Mr. Wen He to discuss it."
The two of them did not ride horses, but followed the country road in Nong Searching deep and shallow in the fog.
While walking, a figure suddenly flashed in the thick fog in front of me.
Zhang Liao was alert, pulled out the embroidered spring knife from his waist, and quickly chased after him. While running, he put his finger into his mouth and whistled loudly.
Soon, a maroon horse ran over, followed by a group of soldiers.
Zhang Liao got on his horse and continued to chase forward.
Lü Bu ordered a group of soldiers to stay on the spot, then got on his horse and started chasing.
The Red Rabbit Horse was fast and quickly caught up with the front of the team. At the same time, he could clearly see the figure running in front.
He is of medium build, with short, messy hair. He is wearing a somewhat tattered robe, jeans, and a pair of AJs made in Putian...
Damn it, Sun Facai!
Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, and finally found his hair.
Lü Bu, who was on the horse, also recognized Sun Facai through his clothes, and shouted to the front:
"Sun Facai, the chicken turns into a lotus root and stays the same!"
The one running in front The man was startled, his pace slowed down, he turned his face and looked back, his dark face full of shock:
"Look at the symbols in the quadrant... Damn it, are you a time traveler too? Oh my god, I finally meet my fellow villagers. There are so many idiots here who always want my life. I heard that Lu Bu's slave with the third surname is trying to catch me everywhere. 似He said I was digging his ancestral grave or something, why would he catch me if he didn't hook up with Diao Chan..."
Li Yu couldn't help but cover his forehead.
Damn, this guy really can’t change his bad mouth no matter where he goes.
Go back and ask Lu Bu to find Mi Heng and let the No. 1 troll in the Three Kingdoms teach this poor guy a lesson.
Sun Facai was talking nonchalantly, and Zhang Liao angrily scolded:
"This man talks crazy words and dares to humiliate the lord. Let's chop him with a knife!"
As he said this, he was about to rush over on horseback, but was stopped by Lu Bu.
"Wen Yuan, don't be upset, this person is used to being eccentric...Sun Facai, you left the mess and ran here, do you know how much harm you have caused to Li Yuxian's brother?"
Hearing from Li Yuxian, Sun Facai was stuck at the word "Yu", but then it shot up like a machine gun:
"Li Yu is here too? Where is he? Let my brother go quickly, otherwise I will wait for my idol Cao Cao to come. Yes, I will definitely arrest your whole family!”
Lu Bu jumped off his horse, strode up to Sun Facai, picked him up with one hand, and carried him to a deserted courtyard, and then said:
"This is Lu Bu. He has been favored by God recently. Can you Go to Li Yu's B&B anytime and anywhere, and I will learn about your disappearance from his mouth... A few days ago, Ah Miao failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo and escaped from Luoyang. You drove after him, and I was sure that you came to the world of the Three Kingdoms. "
Sun Facai opened his mouth:
“Damn it, I always thought I was the destined protagonist of this world. I didn’t expect you to be able to go to modern society anytime and anywhere... Tell me quickly, I How long have you been away? How is Li Yu? Is he jumping around and scolding me every day? "It's been more than a month, and the B&B has gradually gained business, and Brother Li Yuxian is finally not hungry."
When Sun Facai heard this, he couldn't help but patted his head:
"Blame me, blame me, who would have thought that he would suddenly travel through time, and I was not prepared at all."
He held his hand Reaching into his pocket, he took out a bank card and handed it to Lu Bu:
"There are five hundred thousand in this card. The password is the last six digits of my ID card. Let Li Yu take it out and spend it. This is compensation for him during this time... Can you go back to modern society now? Can you bring me some clothes? A toothbrush and toothpaste will do, but don’t bring mint-flavored toothpaste. I have hated mint since I was a child..."
< br>As Li Yuzheng watched, Lu Bu next to him stretched out his big, oily hand, holding an Industrial and Commercial Bank of China debit card.
"Brother Xian, how much is half a million?"
The price difference between the two sides is too big. Li Yu thought for a while and then said:
"You can buy nearly 400,000 kilograms of grain. According to The weight of the Three Kingdoms World is almost more than 700,000 kilograms. "
One kilogram in the Eastern Han Dynasty was about two hundred grams, which is equivalent to half a kilogram today.
Lu Bu rolled his eyes:
"Such a lot of food is enough to feed the Bingzhou Army for half a year."
In the video, Sun Facai was still talking endlessly, which gave Li Yu a headache. It turned out that he was just a talkative, not such a talkative person. What happens now? Became Tang Monk?
Lu Bu in the video couldn't stand it either. He took the bank card and stuffed it into his arms. He took out a few small packets of Wangwang snow cakes from his body and handed them over:
"You haven't eaten yet in the morning, right?" ? Put your foot down first.”
Sun Facai’s eyes turned red when he saw the snow cake:
"Damn it, I'm so greedy for snacks in modern society. Thank you, Brother Lu. If I had known you were one of our own, I should have gone to the palace to find you when I looked for Cai Wenji last time."
Lu Bu's voice said With a sudden realization:
“The disciple harassing Cai Yong in front of his house is you, my virtuous brother?”
“I am not a disciple, I just feel sorry for Cai Wenji’s fate, so A woman with both talent and beauty was kidnapped for twelve years by a stupid prairie man who couldn't read or write. This is definitely a shame for the son of the Han family."
Lü Bu loves to hear this! Then he immediately promised:
"Don't worry, dear brother, if someone is here, we will never let foreigners step into the Central Plains!"
After saying this, he asked Sun Facai:
"What are your plans in the future? ? Stay in the Three Kingdoms world, or go back?"
Sun Facai just took a big bite of snow cake and said vaguely:
"Go back, if you don't leave, I'm worried that I will die. Here...but I have never found a way to go back. Brother Lu, can you send me back?”
"I want to test it out with brother Lee Yu-hyun first."
The video ends here.
Li Yu copied the video data to the computer, looked at Lu Bu and asked:
"He wants to come back, right?"
"Yes, Fortune Brother said he does. I want to order takeout, watch a movie, sing in KTV, play script killing, and want to go shopping in Langtaosha. I also said that I just topped up 200,000 yuan in Langtaosha... What kind of place does it cost more than 100,000 kilograms? Food? ”
Li Yu thought for a moment and said:
"That's a semen selling cave... Since he wants to come back, let's test the feasibility. By the way, does he have gas in his car?"
"There is still a small half box left. The road conditions around Luoyang are too bad and the bridges are very narrow. He is restricted to the city gate and cannot go anywhere."
The B&B happened to have Sun Facai's clothes, Li Yu After packing a backpack and putting some food in it, he agreed on the details of the experiment and let Lu Bu go back.
Two hours later, the air at the back door of the B&B fluctuated, and a black Cadillac XT6 suddenly appeared.
"Press the brakes, apply the brakes!"
Li Yu, who was guarding the door, reminded Lu Bu who was driving. When the car stopped, he asked with a smile:
"How does it feel to drive?"
Lu Bu was too big and felt a little uncomfortable sitting in the car. He picked up a rooster tied with a straw rope on the passenger side and checked it repeatedly to confirm that the chicken was not dead. Then he said:
"Get rich." Brother Xian only taught someone to press the accelerator and brake, but he didn’t master any other skills... By the way, Brother Xian Cai recorded a video for you.”
He picked up his mobile phone from the bridge and clicked on a video to play.
In the video, Sun Facai, who has put on new clothes, is holding a bag of hand-torn bread and eating:
"Brother Yu, long time no see. If the experiment succeeds later, , I will take Lu Bu’s car to the gate of Luoyang City, return to the real world from that gate, and let Luoyang City leave my immortal legend forever!”
Aren’t you afraid of failure and death on the spot?
Li Yu put the big rooster aside, helped Lu Bu turn around the car, let him drive back to the world of the Three Kingdoms, and then quietly waited for Sun Facai to come back...
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