Chapter 81 Sun Facai's "Diary" [First order requested]
"Hey, why is there a big rooster here?"
A few guests at the B&B did not check out today, go to Feng After visiting Minggu Scenic Area and coming back for lunch, Xiuhe went to the backyard to ask for instructions on how to arrange lunch. At a glance, he saw a rooster tied up with a straw rope on the ground.
While waiting for Sun to get rich, he forgot that there was a test subject on the ground... Li Yu held the big rooster in his hand:
"A friend gave it to me, you can take it back first."
Unfortunately, the rooster was wrapped with a rope twisted from hay, which had no cultural relic value. If it were replaced by linen or silk, it would have to be pulled off and locked in a cabinet.
Xiuhe left with the rooster. Li Yu was worried that the employees would be suspicious of him if he stayed at the back door for too long, so he went to the living room to check on the progress of weaving the armor.
Lü Bu has been coming and going in a hurry these past two days, but he has not yet discovered the presence of Bu Renjia.
Brother Qin was the first to wear the Feiyu suit, and it was also Brother Qin who started taking photos with others. Even when he tried on the armor and used the Mo Dao, Brother Qin was at the front of the queue.
When Lu Bu finds out later, he will probably feel sour again.
After walking around the B&B, Li Yu returned to the back door again and checked the moisture-proof condition of the horse feed. Just when he was about to play with his mobile phone, the air at the gate fluctuated and the Cadillac appeared again.
After driving for the first time, Lu Bu was obviously much more proficient. He stepped on the brake deftly, turned his face and grinned at Li Yu:
"Bring me back with the fortune, my dear brother... eh ? Where is Brother Facai?”
He took a photo of Sun Facai in the passenger seat, but it was empty. There was no one in the passenger seat.
Li Yu originally wanted to interview Fa Xiao about his experience of time travel, but when he walked around to the passenger seat, he only saw clothes, shoes, dirty socks and ripped socks on the seat. Underpants.
Shit, Sun Facai is missing!
Lu Bu was so frightened that he pulled off his clothes several times, his face full of annoyance:
"Is it possible that I have lost my wealthy and wise brother?"
Li Yu was also very worried:
"Brother, hurry up and go back to the Three Kingdoms World."
If he hadn't successfully traveled through time and stayed in the Three Kingdoms, it would be okay. If he was afraid that this guy would disappear in the time and space channel, he would really be completely missing.
Lu Bu agreed, pushed the door open and squeezed out of the driver's seat, hurried to the gate, and returned to the Three Kingdoms World.
Li Yu sorted out Lu Bu's messed up clothes and took out a wallet from his pocket. There were four or five bank cards in it, as well as an ID card and a stack of cash, about seven or eight thousand. look.
There was a mobile phone in the other pocket. Li Yu pressed the power button and found that it still had 30% power.
"Sun Facai was caught by Lu Bu this morning. Did he want to go back to the car to recharge?"
When the display lights up, the phone's facial recognition is automatically triggered, and then a prompt appears stating "Recognition failed, please enter your password."
I hope this guy’s password hasn’t been changed... Li Yu thought for a moment, entered the six numbers 178529 in sequence, and the phone was unlocked instantly.
These are the numbers of the three technicians at Langtaosha Bathing Center.
No. 17 is a fair-skinned and beautiful lady with long legs, No. 85 has a baby face and is said to have a sweet voice, and No. 29 has a pure face with a face of first love.
The three technicians are the trump cards of Langtaosha. Many people among Cadillac enthusiasts are their fans, including Sun Facai, whose online name is "Yinzhou's No. 1 Affectionate".
But this guy is relatively superficial. The reason why he likes the three technicians is simply because they have one thing in common - big breasts.
Li Yu looked at his phone and clicked on WeChat.
Now that the Internet is available, a series of messages have been posted on WeChat, some in groups, some in private chats, and some with relatively revealing avatars calling me brother.
Damn, this guy’s friends are quite complicated... Li Yugang was about to log out of WeChat when he suddenly saw that his chat box was pinned to the top.
Click on the profile picture and see a bunch of unsent voice messages.
He flipped through the page, and there were almost fifty or sixty. Many of the voices were sixty-second long voices, and the most recent date was even yesterday.
Didn’t he know about time travel?
Why do you still keep sending me messages?
With curiosity, Li Yu turned to the top voice message that had not been successfully sent. He saw that the date was the day of the disappearance, so he clicked to start playing.
“Damn it, Brother Yu, Brother Yu, guess what I saw? Someone is actually filming a movie in our scenic spot, or a costume film. Damn it, they are filming a movie and they don’t even say anything to me. Wait a minute. I’ll find where the directing team is and ask them to promote it for us and make it popular!”
Period film?
Has this guy already traveled through time at that time?
Li Yu clicked on the next item, and Sun Facai's voice was obviously panicked:
"Jay, what kind of idiotic crew is this? It's all done in the dark, with no lighting equipment and no sound equipment. I couldn’t even find the executive director with the trumpet... Wasn’t our road just repaired? Why are there ruts everywhere?”
Next, Sun Facai finally realized something was wrong:
"Damn, the previous message was not sent out. The signal on Apple's stupid phone is really bad. I will switch to Huawei tomorrow. If the signal is not good, I will buy a walkie-talkie."
"Damn, the phone can't be connected either. , not even 110, what the hell is going on?”
“It’s over, I saw someone fighting outside, their heads were chopped off, and blood was sprayed on the windshield, it seemed like It’s not a movie, it’s for real!”
“Brother Yu, Brother Yu, help me, what the hell is this place? I’m going to Langtaosha to find No. 29, why are I here?”< br>
"I just parked the car in the woods and asked a soldier, saying that I found King Chenliu. I remember that King Chenliu is Liu Xie? Did I travel through time?"
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"It's over, I really traveled through time. Just now Dong Zhuo led people to find King Chenliu and Liu Bian... They are still waiting for me on the 29th. They said they have learned a new way of falling from the sky. I can't experience it anymore!"
Hearing this, Li Yu smiled unkindly.
I have traveled through time, and this bitch is still thinking about the young lady from Langtaosha. You are truly the most affectionate person in Yinzhou.
But I already know that I have traveled through time, so why does this guy keep sending messages?
Don’t you think of this as a tree hole to relieve tension?
"Ha, I knew that troubled times would arise and heroes would be born. I am the destined protagonist. Maybe I can do something in the Three Kingdoms world in the future, such as becoming an emperor or something."
"Hurry up to grab talents and develop the territory. After playing so many strategy games, I finally have a chance to practice. I hope my subordinates can see my reserve and put on my dragon robe forcefully, so that I can also feel being subordinated. A painful sense of happiness.”
“The soldiers had left, and I took the opportunity to check what I had in the car. There was only one box of Nongfu Spring, a strip of Huazi, two lighters, two rolls of toilet paper, and three bottles. A glass of water and two boxes of condoms... Damn, I didn’t bring anything useful. What’s the three-piece suit for time travel? Oh, I regret not studying hard.”
The next day, Sun. Fa Cai's voice was a little tired:
"I found a village, hid the car with hay, and used a lighter to change my clothes. After all, we are the protagonists of destiny, and we must first integrate into this world."
"Damn, this is the first time I heard that you have to pay money to enter the city. I just questioned it. That soldier actually wanted to kill me. Very good. I will remember him. When I become the emperor, I will be the first to castrate him and make him a eunuch. . ”
“I found that people here are rejecting me intentionally or unintentionally. Is it because I am too handsome? It’s a pity that I want to make a contribution and have no time to deal with these mediocre people. From now on, we are the protagonist of destiny. It’s definitely an existence they look up to.”
Exclusion?
Hearing this, Li Yu thought of Zhang Liao's almost chopping up Sun Facai, and couldn't help but have an idea: Could this be caused by the rules in the book?
After discovering the intruder Sun Facai, they tried every means to kill him by modifying the plot and other methods.
Just like white blood cells killing bacteria and viruses in the body, it is an instinctive reaction to the rules of the world.
The reason why Lu Bu was able to quietly change his destiny was because Sun Facai, an outsider, distracted attention from the rules in the book, right?
If that's the case, Lu Bu will have to thank Sun Facai.
Li Yuzheng was thinking, there was a fluctuation in the air at the gate, and Lu Bu returned to the real world.
“Brother, we have failed.”
"What's going on? Didn't you find Sun Facai?"
Lu Bu shook his head:
"I found it. When my brother returned, he was standing naked at the gate of the city, being watched by people coming and going. People were watching... I found some clothes to put on him and asked Zhang Liao to take him to the military camp. "
What did you say in the video you just recorded?
Want to leave an immortal legend?
This can be regarded as benevolence and benevolence, and it has indeed left a legend... Li Yu paid a minute's silence in his heart. He died before he left the army, and the protagonist of Destiny became a joke of Destiny.
"What are you doing, brother Xian?"
Seeing Li Yu holding Sun Facai's mobile phone, Lu Bu asked curiously.
"I'm listening to the voice message this guy sent me." Well, in fact, to a certain extent, it can be regarded as Sun Facai's time travel diary.
He clicked on the next item, and Sun Facai's voice appeared again:
"Finally we arrived in the city. It's so messy, everywhere is dirty, and the ground is full of mud... I just went up I asked the store owner for paper, and he actually gave me a small popsicle stick... Damn it, do they all use this to wipe their butts? "
Lu Bu? Hearing this, he held his stomach and laughed:
"I thought that a certain person came to the real world to make a joke, but I didn't expect that the wealthy and wise brother went to the world of the Three Kingdoms and couldn't adapt to it."
Li Yu asked:< br>
"I bought you ten packs of toilet paper last time, have you used them up?"
When mentioning this, Lu Bu shook his head like a rattle:
"No, Mr. Wenhe wouldn't let it go at first. It was shameless to use such precious paper to wipe buttocks. It was not until Brother Wei repeatedly explained that this thing is very cheap in the modern world that he reluctantly agreed, but only a small piece was given each time and he was not allowed to use it more. "< br>
Li Yu: "..."
I will buy more later. Other supplies are not available, but toilet paper will be fine.
By the way, there are also female relatives on both sides who probably need sanitary napkins as well. Let's buy some together and explain to Lu Bu how to use them. He should be able to understand.
Although we can't completely change the plot in the book, we can benefit women first. Is that okay?
I listened to a few more, basically Sun Facai’s complaints about ancient life.
For example, many people look fine on the outside and are neatly dressed, but underneath their robes they are openly wearing crotchless pants.
“Damn it, it’s raining today, and there’s a guy running with his robe up, his balls exposed, like a big idiot. Now I know how those women feel when they see an exhibitionist. ”
In addition, he also complained about the food in the Three Kingdoms world.
It's either a paste or a rice ball, no salt, no oil, and the vegetables can be ignored.
For Sun Facai, who likes to eat and drink, this is simply life-threatening.
“I really want to go back. I want to lie in the arms of No. 17 and let her feed me. I want to lie in the arms of No. 85 and give me a facial cleanser. I want to feel the fiery enthusiasm of No. 29... Protagonist of Destiny Or whatever, I don’t want to be a part of it anymore.”
Finally, ten days later, Sun Facai, the protagonist of Destiny, began to miss modern society.
This guy has never been integrated into the mainstream of society, and he has nothing to talk about with people at the bottom. He was even almost arrested several times because of his short hair.
Lu Bu looked like he was listening to a cross talk:
“Brother Xian, what does he mean by No. 17, No. 85, and No. 29?”
“We are here "Technician?"
Lu Bu was stunned, with excitement in his eyes:
"Is it the master in charge of technology? The world of the Three Kingdoms needs such talents."
It is indeed needed, if we send a group of people with excellent skills Once the technician has gone over, maybe the princes will become comrades who have done health care together, and they won't be able to fight... Li Yu silently complained, and clicked on another voice message.
"The protagonist of Destiny is too tired. Fortunately, I am a lazy person, so I will not be the emperor. I don't know where my spiritual godfather, Prime Minister Cao, is. I will find an opportunity to join him. With my intelligence, I will become the emperor." It’s not a problem to hold an official position, and then you can experience the corrupt life of a feudal society with many wives and concubines.”
Wow, you, the protagonist with a golden destiny, gave up after less than half a month. ?
However, it is not bad to find Cao Cao as a backer. Although there are some twists and turns in the early stage, as long as you do it right, it is still easy to get an official position, and maybe you will become an important counselor around Cao Cao.
Li Yu listened to a few more pieces of Sun Facai's complaints and nagging, including how he went to find Cai Wenji and was beaten out, which made Lu Bu laugh non-stop.
While listening, Sun Facai's voice suddenly became excited:
"Haha, Cao Cao assassinated Dong Zhuo, my chance is here!"
"Damn it , I drove after Cao Cao and shouted the slogan of our army of thieves. Instead of responding, why did he immediately shoot me with an arrow? "
"Damn, the infrastructure in ancient times was really bad. There was a precarious wooden bridge built in the official way. My big black can't get across, so I can only give up the idea of hugging my thigh for the time being."
Lü Bu listened in rapt attention:
“This should be the situation when I saw Ah Ma when I was chasing him that day. I even launched a drone to track him, but the distance was too far. I was worried that the plane would blow up, so I didn’t dare to continue chasing him.”
Li Yu clicked on the following voice message. Unexpectedly, Sun Facai also saw a drone:
“I am probably sick, but I actually saw a DJI drone in the Three Kingdoms World. , it must be that the mushrooms I ate this morning were poisonous and caused me to hallucinate...I really want to eat the flat noodles from my hometown, and I want to eat a whole Daokou roast chicken, Brother Yu, I want to go home!”
The protagonist of Destiny finally recognized the reality... Li Yu decided to make a pot of flat noodles for lunch and let Lu Bu bring it over to comfort the wanderer's homesickness.
“Time travel novels are all lies. Those at the bottom of modern society’s knowledge and theory have no interest at all, and the upper class cannot see them. I should be the most unlucky time traveler.”
The further he listened, the more depressed Sun Facai became, completely different from the complacency he had when he first traveled through time.
Lu Bu said:
“Fortunately, I found him, otherwise, if this continues, there will be another crazy person in Luoyang City.”
It is estimated that before he goes crazy, he will be made into dried meat and used as military rations for some princes... Li Yu always feels that with Sun's cleverness and energy, he should not be so bad.
Probably because of the rules in the book.
After listening to all the voices, Li Yu logged out of WeChat, clicked on the photo album and looked at it, and found that Sun Facai had taken a lot of landscape films, some of which were professional in terms of camerawork and composition.
It seems that this guy is really bored in the Three Kingdoms world.
Lu Bula opened the door and got in, groping for the car and asked:
"Brother, do you have anything to tell Sun to make a fortune?"
Don't say it, there really is.
Li Yu took out his mobile phone and sent several voice messages to Sun Facai, summarizing the information he had on the Three Kingdoms world and asking Sun Facai to consider it carefully.
"Please help Jia Xu check the connection problem of the solar power panels first, don't go back and start a fire, and also make a tally of the supplies needed so that I can make preparations here."
said. After finishing this, he mentioned again that Huang Tao was jumping up and down thinking about the scenic spot:
"You just disappeared and Huang Li ran away with someone. Do you need me to send you a breakup message?"
Li Yu texted one message after another, and Sun Facai's cell phone also dinged non-stop. , received a bunch of voice messages.
"Okay, brother, let's send it to him."
Lu Bu got out of the car, took the phone, strode to the door, and disappeared into the air.
Li Yu took advantage of this time to check the inside and outside of the car to make sure there were no blood stains or other traces, and then he felt relieved.
This car cannot be driven out for the time being. Although the police station has not filed a missing case for Sun Facai, it will be difficult to explain clearly if he is recognized.
Maybe he will be suspected of killing his friend for money and life.
After checking the car, Li Yu went to the kitchen to prepare some flat noodles for Sun Facai.
As a result, as soon as he walked to the front yard, he saw Zhao Dahu holding the big rooster from the Three Kingdoms world in one hand and a kitchen knife in the other. Under Xiuhe's guidance, he cut his throat with one knife.
Li Yu: "..."
I planned to find someone to study this chicken, but I didn’t expect you two to be so quick, so let’s study the cooking method.
He said to Xiuhe:
"Sister-in-law, bake some scallion pancakes for lunch. I plan to make some flat noodles."
"Okay, I'll do it right away. Go make noodles.”
Zhao Dahu drained the chicken blood and turned his face and asked:
"Where's the big guy yesterday? I haven't seen his horse yet. If it's fun, I can build a pair of horse armor and let him COS a heavy cavalry."
"I'll let you know when he comes. "
Li Yu sat on the steps and patted the golden retriever on the head.
Today it was confirmed that Sun Facai will not come back. I wonder what kind of changes he, a mean-mouthed guy, and Lu Bu Jia Xu can bring to the world of the Three Kingdoms.
I’m looking forward to it!
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(End of this chapter)