Chapter 92: The Duke of the Church castrates the piglet [please vote]
“Erlang, why is there a sound here?”
At the beginning of the game, the head-turning background of “Plants vs. Zombies” Music starts.
Qin Qiong searched for it and found that the sound came from a small box on the table. She went up to listen with confusion on her face.
Wu Song drags the mouse and clicks on the sunflower to plant:
"Brother Li said that one is called the speaker, which is responsible for producing sounds, this one is called the monitor, which is responsible for displaying images, the mouse and keyboard are for control, and the center of the computer is the iron-like host next to it."
< br>The first time he taught Wu Song how to play games, Li Yu told him about the components of a computer, so that Erlang would not be like the grumpy old man on the Internet who would vent his emotions at the monitor if he couldn't win the game.
Qin Qiong observed all the components of the computer and said thoughtfully:
"The monitor is like a magistrate. It seems to be able to display images, but it is just a puppet of the court. The sound is quite Yu Wenren will only make sounds that are allowed by the host... As for the host, like the imperial court, it seems to be calm, but it controls the overall situation."
Wu Song:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Brother Qin, what have you been talking about with Shan Xiongxin recently?
Can this also be associated with the Sui Dynasty?
The zombies are coming, and Wu Song has no time to ask more questions. He clicks on the collected sunlight and redeems the pea shooter planted in front of the sunflower. The zombies appear and the pea shooter starts shooting beans.
Qin Qiong is worthy of being the future Duke of the country, and he quickly figured out the rules of the game:
“Accumulate resources and exchange them for weapons. The more weapons you have, the more powerful you are... Erlang, can this game be played? Install it on Brother Yu’s phone? ”
Although Wu Song has a mobile phone, he is still in the exploratory stage. He is not sure whether it can be installed on the mobile phone:
"Second brother likes this game? Let's ask Brother Li when he comes back. I don't know much about mobile phones." "
Qin Qiong stared at the monitor:
"This game looks ridiculous, but it coincides with the war. I want to practice more and prepare for rebellion in the future."< br>
In the past, he thought that being a patrol leader would be the end of his life, but since he learned that Yang Lin was the enemy who killed his father, he had the idea of revenge.
Yang Lingui is the patron king. Not only is he good at martial arts, he is also Yang Guang's uncle. If he wants revenge, his only option is to rebel.
When Wu Song heard that Brother Qin was going to do something big, he paused the game:
“Brother Li once said that in order to improve Marquis Wen’s thinking ability, he specially collected some war simulation games, what? "Age of Empires", "Civilization", etc. When he comes back, the second brother can ask."
Plants vs. Zombies does not match the style of war, so let's find some more suitable games.
Wu Song exchanged another pea shooter, turned his face and asked:
"Second brother, are you going to raise an army to rebel now?"
Qin Qiong shook his head:
"Brother Shan Xian has been preparing for the army. He ordered the five green forests to only rob officials. What he got The treasures are all hidden secretly, waiting for the world to be in chaos. Brother Yu is also waiting for this opportunity."
In "The Legend of Xingtang", Qin Qiong tore up the Dragon Biao for loyalty, and joined Wagang Village for loyalty. The general who commands the entire village.
Now he has the idea of rebellion, which is obviously different from the original work in terms of motivation.
If Li Yu were here, he would definitely fan the flames and make Qin Qiong's thoughts of rebellion even more intense. However, after Wu Song finished reading "The Legend of Xing Tang", what he was most interested in was Shan Xiongxin who took the lead in loyalty:
"If Shan Er If the elder brother can come, the younger brother will definitely drink a thousand cups with him."
Throughout "The Legend of Xing Tang", Shan Xiongxin is worried about what others are worried about, thinks about what others think, and truly worships Jia Jialou. people as their own brothers.
Wu Song was overwhelmed by the fact that such a character died in the end.
Qin Qiong said seriously:
"Er Lang, don't worry. Even if Brother Yu dies, he will still save Brother Shan Xian's life."
Wu Song is afraid that he will go to extremes:
"Second brother, don't be anxious, there is still time before Brother Shan dies." For several years, we had plenty of time... Speaking of which, my younger brother ranked second, as did the second brother Shan and the second brother Qin. If Marquis Wen can invite the second master Guan to come in the future, it will be a good idea for us Erlangs from different dynasties to get together. Interesting."
Qin Qiong smiled:
"Then we have to add Li Shimin and Li Er to join the table."
The two of them just played games and chatted until noon, then turned off the computer and went downstairs to eat.
"Hey, Brother Qin is here?"
No matter how busy Zhao Dahu is, every time at 11:30, he will drop everything and drive to the B&B for lunch on time.
For him, the three most important things in life are eating, sleeping, and forging iron.
Qin Qiong saluted him with clasped fists:
"Brother Zhao Xian, you are well."
"Ha, I feel very happy every time I see Brother Qin...I moved to a new house over the weekend, and I planned to invite you to my Burning Pot Dinner, but you Not here.”
When Qin Qiong heard this, he quickly said:
“It’s Brother Yu’s fault. He was in a hurry today and didn’t bother to bring a gift to Brother Xian. It’s a sin.”
Zhao Dahu smiled and waved his hand:
"What is not a gift is just getting together to eat and drink. For me, no gift is as practical as an ancient long weapon."
Since the last time Lu Bu said that he made the Fangtian Painted Halberd, the center of gravity No, this guy is crazy.
In order to find out the problem, yesterday I specially invited several colleagues to discuss the square-shaped halberd. Everyone agreed that the center of gravity is in line with the principles of mechanics, and they don’t understand why Lu Bu said that.
Early this morning, Zhao Dahu purchased four or five long weapon research centers produced by Longquan through the introduction of his friends. The results were the same as what he designed.
If Lu Bu said he was ugly, the bearded man would not be so proud.
But it is intolerable to question his proud blacksmithing career.
Unfortunately, Lu Bu left in a hurry that night, so Zhao Dahu couldn't ask for advice in person, so he had to come up with the idea of ancient weapons.
Modern long weapons are all handicrafts and no one uses them in actual combat.
If you want to truly understand the mechanics of long weapons, it is best to find a long weapon that has been used on the battlefield in ancient times. As long as you study it carefully, you will naturally understand it.
Listening to Zhao Dahu’s complaints, Qin Qiong couldn’t help but remind:
"Did you forget the existence of horses?"
"What kind of horses?"
The bearded man looked confused and didn't understand what Qin Qiong's words meant.
I, an ancient person, understood it all... Wu Song sighed, put his arm around Zhao Dahu's shoulders and couldn't help but said:
"Most of the long weapons in ancient times were used by cavalry officers. It’s different from the weapons used by generals... When Brother Zhao designs weapons, he has to take horses into consideration.”
Using long weapons while standing on the ground and using long weapons while riding on horses are two different concepts.
This is just like the Mo Dao. It is a top-notch weapon for infantry, but it is full of shortcomings when mounted on horseback.
Wu Song’s words suddenly woke up the bearded man:
“Damn it, I really forgot about this! Thank you both, I finally understand. After dinner, Go back and design a long weapon suitable for cavalry, and see what the big man has to say!"
Wu Song and Qin Qiong were delighted at the same time.
Then you were fooled. With Marquis Wen's character, he would most likely boast loudly. In modern parlance, he would blow a rainbow fart, and then ask for the weapon to be taken away with a shy face.
——The second brother Qin and Wu Erlang cannot do this kind of thing, but Marquis Lu Wen is experienced.
Going into the restaurant, a few people started eating.
Today’s lunch was really light. In addition to vegetable and fish fillet porridge, Xiuhe also made loofah stuffed with pork, stir-fried lotus root, green beans and shrimp, and tried to make Fuding pork slices with a food processor.
Zhao Dahu looked at the food on the table and couldn't help but muttered:
"Sister-in-law, why are you eating like a sick person today?"
Xiuhe pointed at Qin Qiong:
"Second brother Qin has an ulcer in his mouth and can't eat anything too spicy and greasy."
Hearing this, Zhao Dahu said with concern:
"Second brother has an oral ulcer? Then eat more fruits and vegetables."
After saying that, he filled up a large spoonful of Fuding pork slices and a full bowl of soup. He also cleverly added several spoonfuls of mutton oil chili to the bowl. The originally fresh and delicious soup suddenly became thicker. Spicy red oil.
“Haha, it’s so satisfying to eat.”
Xiu He couldn’t help but touch his forehead when he saw Zhao Dahu’s wasteful way of eating. There was so much dried shrimps and seaweed added to the soup. Seasoned.
Qin Qiong tasted the Fuding meat slices with surprise on her face:
“What kind of meat is this? It’s so delicious!”
Xiaoju said:
“Pork, it’s the pork tenderloin that we usually see. Why was Brother Qin so surprised?”
Qin Qiong took two more bites and said to himself:
“Why does the pork in my place have a fishy smell and is difficult to make soup?” He originally wanted to ask Zhao Dahu for advice, but he thought that the blacksmith didn’t even think about making weapons and horses, so he decided to ask Zhao Dahu later. Please ask the wise Li Xiandi for advice.
After the meal, Zhao Dahu hurried back to design weapons. Qin Qiong sat in the sun on the porch and listened to Wu Song's story about catching tomb robbers.
When he heard that some national treasures were transported abroad for sale by unscrupulous traffickers, he couldn't help but said:
"Those who collude with foreigners should be killed quickly!"
Wu Song nodded:
“I am familiar with the environment here, so I plan to investigate the Han Dynasty tomb robbery case by myself, without Brother Li. The woman was quite dissatisfied with him for taking the risk last night. , I am afraid of missing Brother Li’s marriage.”
As the patrol leader, Qin Qiong also wants to experience the joy of arresting people in modern society:
"Erlang can investigate first. When the results are available, Brother Yu will go with you to arrest. You are the leader, and I As the leader of the squad, they all have the responsibility of catching criminals and thieves. "
The two of them unanimously pushed aside the pushy Lu Bu.
Small things like arresting murderers and robbers have nothing to do with the aloof Marquis, so it’s better not to let him get involved.
While chatting, Li Yu, who didn't know he was isolated, led Wang Chunxi into the door of the B&B.
At noon, they had a meal with the village committee cadres and Hao Zhenzhen and others in the town, and finalized the matter of opening a Hanfu factory. Wang Chunxi also won the project to build the factory.
After dinner, Li Yu took Wang Chunxi to the B&B, planning to go to the mountains to see the homestead.
This is Wu Song’s house in modern society. It must be designed well and cannot be fooled.
As soon as he walked into the B&B, Li Yu saw Qin Qiong sitting on the porch basking in the sun:
"Second brother is here? Have you eaten?"
Qin Qiong stood up and said:
"Have eaten. The Fuding pork slices and fish fillet porridge made by sister Xiuhe are delicious."< br>
“Now that we have eaten, let’s go for a walk in the mountains together to see Erlang’s homestead. After the construction is completed, the second brother can visit Erlang’s house.”
When Qin Qiong heard this, she was really happy for Wu Song:
"Erlang, why don't you hurry up and thank Brother Li Xian."
Wu Song was holding a teapot to pour tea. Hearing this, he stood up quickly, cupped his fists and cupped his hands and said:
"Thank you, Brother Li!"
The three of them left the B&B and walked up the mountain road with Wang Chunxi, who was carrying a 100-meter measuring tape.
It is early winter now, the sun is warm, and although it is windy, it is not too cold. The higher you go, the better the scenery becomes, and you can even have a panoramic view of the Fengming Valley Scenic Area in the distance.
Qin Qiong took out his mobile phone to take pictures of the surrounding scenery, and was amazed:
“Such a scenery is definitely an excellent place for self-cultivation.”
He originally thought that his clothes would make Wang Chunxi strange. , but unexpectedly, Lao Wang, who often hangs out in B&Bs, not only was not surprised, but asked about whether it was troublesome to go to the toilet in ancient costumes.
Wu Song, who already regarded himself as a modern person, was worried that Qin Qiong would spill the beans, so he took the initiative and said:
"It's a little more troublesome than modern clothes. Ancient clothes are suitable for taking pictures and they look interesting."
After having more contact with modern people, Takejiro gradually mastered the method of communication.
Of course, this is his strength. In the original work, he hit the cross slope, and even Master Lu was hit by the move. He was almost chopped into pieces by Sun Erniang and made into buns, but Wu Song was unscathed and even subdued him with three punches and two kicks. The dominatrix.
When he came to the old village of Shitou Village, Wang Chunxi looked at the low stone houses in the village and said:
“Such stone houses are so rare now, Xiao Li, you can rent them later. It was developed into a resort and this small courtyard is absolutely beautiful.”
Li Yu smiled:
"My B&B has just started, and I don't have time to develop a resort."
Under the leadership of Wu Song, the group soon came to a collapsed courtyard.
This is the old house of the Dawu family. Since the couple passed away, the house has gradually collapsed.
The houses in the countryside are very interesting. If the house is always inhabited, it will be fine even if it is crumbling. But once no one lives in it, the originally good house will soon collapse and become abandoned.
Wang Chunxi turned over a few stones and looked at them and said:
"This stone is good. It can be used as a foundation later... The yard is quite big. I thought people on the mountain had small yards."
Shitouzhai Village is located on a flat and gentle slope on the hillside. With dozens of households, the yard is naturally larger than expected.
Wang Chunxi and Li Yu took a measuring tape to measure the length of the four sides of the yard and calculated the area.
“The length is twenty-eight and the width is eighteen, totaling about 500 square meters. I suggest building it into a two-story Chinese-style building facing south. This will not delay the view and allow people to dry things in the yard. There can also be a sunroom on the roof, suitable for basking in the sun, drinking tea and admiring the scenery.”
With the dimensions, Wang Chunxi quickly gave his ideas.
In order to make the others feel more involved, he deliberately turned on his mobile phone and pulled out a recently built mountain villa.
Qin Qiong came over to take a look, and patted Wu Song’s arm happily:
“Erlang, this house is beautiful enough.”
Wu Song also liked it very much. :
“I just don’t know the cost.”
The reward of half a million yuan cannot be spent all. After all, the days are still long and there are not so many tomb robbers waiting for him to catch him.
Li Yu said with a smile:
"As long as you like it, money is not an issue."
Even if there is no bounty, selling a few pieces of gold is almost enough.
Furthermore, Wu Song also promised to bring cultural relics from the Water Margin world. If Zhou Ruotong's requirements were met, it would be a large sum of money.
No matter how bad the situation is, you can still use the money from the scenic spot's account. Even if you get a fraction of the five million, it will be more than enough to repair the house.
Li Yu asked Wu Song to relax and said to Wang Chunxi:
"Just follow the style of this house. You can start preparations after you finish repairing the factory... By the way, Captain Wang, I contacted Sun Facai, and he transferred the scenic spot to my name. Once the procedures are completed, he will pay the balance owed to you. You can finish the work and let the scenic spot open as soon as possible. "
"Really?"
Wang Chunxi smiled from ear to ear, what a blessing today.
Not only did I receive the job of repairing the factory and the mountain villa, but I also got news about the balance that has not yet arrived. This is so happy. I will have two drinks tonight!
After finalizing the house plan, a few people returned to the B&B.
Wang Chun drove away happily, ready to share the good news with the workers.
Qin Qiong and Wu Song followed Li Yu to the study and talked about the failure to bring Shan Xiongxin in the morning.
“Do you have a good plan, my dear brother? My foolish brother has been thinking hard and really has no clue.”
Li Yu also cast a dark eye on this matter:
“In the past two days, I have been searching the brains of those shady netizens on the Internet to see if I can gain anything...According to the time in the book, The second brother is celebrating the New Year in Erxian Village soon, right?”
Qin Qiong nodded:
“It’s the New Year now, and Brother Yu plans to stay until the spring flowers bloom.”
In "The Legend of Xing Tang", Qin Qiong left Erxianzhuang, carrying with him the gold and silver treasures sent by the five green forest ladles. Feeling unsafe, he dug a hole in the inn room to bury the treasure, but accidentally dug it. Dead shop owner.
Wu Song thought of this plot and couldn't help but remind him:
"Second brother can send over the treasures he received at that time, so as not to trigger another murder."
"Thank you Erlang for reminding me, Brother Yu I know what to do."
After talking about this, Qin Qiong looked at Li Yu and asked:
"Brother Xian, the method of marinating pork you mentioned last time is useless. , light soy sauce, green onion and ginger were all used, but the marinated pork was still too fishy to be made into soup. ”
Last time, he said that the vegetable and lean meat porridge made by Erxianzhuang was inedible. Li Yu taught him how to marinate the meat, and also specially gave him about 20 kilograms of white pepper powder to make various soups.
It stands to reason that with these steps, meat porridge can be easily made, but unexpectedly it still failed.
Li Yu turned on the computer and was about to check, when the chief time travel master Wu Erlang reminded:
"Is the pig not castrated?"
Castrated?
Qin Qiong didn't understand:
"I've only heard that war horses need to be castrated, do pigs also need to be castrated?"
Recalling the smell of breeding pigs when he was a child, Li Yu nodded:< br>
“It is indeed necessary. Pigs that have not been castrated cannot be eaten at all.”
I remember a few days ago, a group of international students complained on the Internet, saying that Western society teaches humaneness to pigs and does not castrate them, resulting in pork being ignored. Every part has a fishy smell, which is completely different from that in China.
At this time, the computer was turned on. Li Yu found a few videos of castrated piglets and clicked to play:
"There are records of castrated pigs in the Shang Dynasty, but they did not really spread until the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Second Brother You can try to spread this method and let the common people learn it, which can be regarded as a blessing."
As soon as he heard that it could benefit the common people, the future Duke quickly dragged his chair over and sat down. Watching the video of castrated piglets seriously, I plan to go back and catch a piglet to try...
(End of this chapter)