Chapter 98 Diao Chan, here we come! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Isn’t Diao Chan in Luoyang? Why did she end up in the Tiger Prison?”
Li Yu put down his teacup and asked curiously.
Lü Bu picked up the banana on the coffee table and peeled it, bit off most of it in one bite, and then said:
"After Dong Zhuo gained power, Wang Yun bowed to him and became a Situ, so he ordered people to go to Zhongmu area. Bought a large piece of land. Half a month ago, the Wang family went on a tour of the newly purchased land. When they heard that the petition for Dong was issued, they hurried to Luoyang and happened to be bumped into by their brother at Hulao Pass. "
Land annexation in the late Han Dynasty was indeed very serious.
An official who was framed and imprisoned by Shi Changshi not long ago was able to buy a large area of land immediately just because Dong Zhuo enabled him.
The common people have no land and can only depend on the big families and become private soldiers and retainers. Orphans without fathers and mothers will be trained to become dead soldiers.
This is how Sima Yi was able to secretly train three thousand dead men to seize the imperial power.
When Lu Bu gains territory in the future, he must properly resolve the land issue, otherwise even if the national destiny of the Han Dynasty is temporarily sustained, it will eventually fall apart.
Li Yu sighed in his heart, and then asked:
"The Wang family went on a parade, why did Diao Chan follow?"
"She is Wang Yun's adopted daughter and has a certain status in the Situ Mansion. Maybe I'm bored in the house and want to go out for a walk... I have already photographed everything that happened, so I can watch it first."
Lu Bu finished eating the banana and took it off his chest. Fixed action camera.
Finally I can watch the Three Kingdoms vlog again... Li Yu took it and took it to the study.
Lu Bu grabbed a handful of individually packaged hawthorn rolls, small twists, and mille-feuille pastries from the table, and followed them.
Wu Song was reading in the study. When he saw the two people coming in, he quickly said hello:
"You're here just in time! Let's eat beef brisket in the afternoon. Brother Lu can eat more."
Lu Bu said He waved his hand:
“I have important things to do, so I can’t take care of eating.”
Upon hearing this, Wu Song put down the "Water Margin" in his hand:
"Brother Lu, what difficulties did you encounter?"
"Ha, brother Wei just caught Diao Chan. The promise made earlier I finally have an explanation... I think Li Xiandi's frown must be because he misses Diao Chan!"
Wu Song:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Didn’t Brother Li flirt with the girl named Zhou?
Why are you involved with Diao Chan again?
Li Yu has been rendered speechless by these gangsters. One moment they are spreading rumors about his affair with Zhou Ruotong, and the next they are gossiping about Diao Chan... How come you ancient people are more gossipy than the paparazzi?
He took out the memory card of the action camera, inserted it into the card reader, and then inserted it into the host computer.
Drag the mouse to open the folder, select the latest video, and click to play.
A group of soldiers with sallow faces and skinny muscles appeared in the video, carrying yellow mud to reinforce the city wall. Not far away, stood a man in armor, probably in his thirties.
Lu Bu, who was eating small twists, introduced:
"This is Xu Rong, the guard of Hulao Pass, who is ordering people to strengthen the pass and prepare for the war."
Now the princes of the Eighteenth Route are still here Without the alliance, Xu Rong was keenly aware that war was inevitable. No wonder he was placed in such an important position by Dong Zhuo. He was really capable.
The city gate of Hulao is open and is guarded by soldiers. All passing vehicles need to be inspected.
Lu Bu was riding a horse and strolling around casually, but soon he saw a convoy coming from a distance, with two large flags flying on the leading carriage.
One pole has the word "Situ Mansion" hanging on it, and the other pole has the word "王" alone.
There are servants armed with weapons guarding both sides of the convoy, and they are not easy to mess with at first glance.
Lü Bu, who was idle and bored, saw the Situ Mansion’s car and immediately ordered Zhang Liao:
“This convoy is acting suspiciously. It is trying to get through under the banner of Situ Mansion. Wen Yuan goes to check it out. , see if there are any tricks by Cao Cao."
"Here!"
Zhang Liao clasped his fists and accepted the order, leading a group of soldiers to surround him.
Soon, there were scoldings from the Wang family and obstructions from the guards.
The leading guard brought out the name of Situ Wang Yun and cursed Zhang Liao and others as stupid as pigeons. However, Zhang Liao quickly hit him in the mouth with an elbow, and he lay on the ground with his mouth full of blood and started wailing.
Looking at this tactical move, Li Yu turned his face and asked:
“Did you learn this from those unarmed fighting videos?”
Lu Bu said with pride on his face:
"Yes, Wen Yuan and a group of soldiers are practicing secretly. Although some moves are not practical, most of them are indeed very lethal."
You guys really know how to put things together.
Let Zhang Liao write a book called "Three Kingdoms: I Am a Special Forces Soldier". The number of hits must be very high... Li Yu clicked the space bar and continued watching the video.
Hearing the noise, Xu Rong's soldiers ran down from the city wall, while Lu Bu, who had been watching the show, rushed to the front of the motorcade.
The one who was beaten was still wailing. When Lu Bu said "croak", Zhang Liao flew up and kicked the guy in the back of the head, sending him into sleep mode.
Wu Song asked:
"Brother is dissatisfied with Wang Situ?"
Lu Bu threw the food packaging bag in his hand into the trash can:
" Really dissatisfied! In the original work, after Dong Zhuo's death, Wang Yun only focused on installing his nephew in the court and controlling the government, hoping to become the second Dong Zhuo. But in this act, his brother is just acting as a perverse and mindless warrior. "
Well, no matter what, you have to maintain your personality.
The Wang family will return to Luoyang sooner or later, and they will definitely come to Wang Yun to cry and complain. Wang Yun will not give up easily after being slapped in the face by a martial artist.
Once word of this reached Dong Zhuo’s ears, his original wariness towards Lu Bu would naturally become much less severe.
What is there to worry about a warrior who acts recklessly and disrespects the nobles?
Li Yu turned his face and looked at Lu Bu and asked:
"Is this Mr. Wenhe's idea?"
"Yes, he said that when he came to Hulao Pass, he wanted to do something extraordinary to make Dong Zhuo feel at ease. It just so happened that the Wang family came to the door. Such a good opportunity was natural for him. Won’t miss it.”
Wu Song nodded, and sure enough, there was a reason.
In the video, Lu Bu ordered:
"The general suspects that there is a Cao thief hiding in the car. Everyone gets out of the car to check!"
Although the people in the car were dissatisfied, they still got out of the car in twos and threes. Just when Lu Bu was about to threaten them and let them go, the curtain of the carriage behind was opened, revealing a face with picturesque features and a face as beautiful as a fairy.
Seeing so many people around, the other party was startled and quickly lowered the curtain.
Although it was just a glimpse, only a few frames at most, Li Yu was still amazed.
After being baptized by modern photo editing software and beauty tools, and recently seeing Zhou Ruotong, who has impeccable looks, Li Yu has become immune to beautiful women.
Especially when watching videos, once a beautiful woman appears, what he focuses on is no longer the appearance and figure, but whether the walls are distorted and the floor tiles are deformed.
Now seeing the woman on the carriage, Li Yu couldn't help but think of Wang Guowei's poem:
Everyone looks at each other in a beautiful way, and the color of the world is like dust.
It’s so beautiful!
"This woman is exactly the Diao Chan you have been thinking about. My dear brother, I really fell in love with her at first sight!"
Seeing that Li Yu was fascinated, Lu Bu laughed loudly, as if he had made a great contribution.
The video ended here. Li Yu turned off the player:
“She is worthy of being a beauty that puts the moon to shame... Did you imprison her?”
Lu Bu tore open a piece of Wrap the mille-feuille cake and put it in his mouth to chew:
"My brother detained the Wang family in the military camp in the name of collaborating with the enemy. Although Xu Rong felt it was inappropriate, he did not stop it. He thought that when the Wang family came out of confinement, , I have humiliated him.”
Seeing the soldiers surrounding him, he still dared to curse, which shows how domineering the Wang family is.
Recalling the failure experience when bringing Wu Dalang here, Wu Song couldn't help but ask:
"Brother Lu didn't try to bring Diao Chan?"
"Not yet, Mr. Wen He is giving her Talking about modern society, this woman would not start shouting as soon as she arrived and arouse the suspicion of Sister-in-law Xiuhe and others. "
If it were Lu Bu himself, there is a high probability that he would start to act in a hurry.
But with Jia Xu here, he naturally thinks more carefully.
Li Yu unplugged the card reader and reinstalled the memory card:
"We can't bring people over now in the Water Margin world and the Sui and Tang world. The whole village's hope is currently in the Three Kingdoms world. Brother, you can try it. It's just right. Rewrite Diao Chan's fate."
When Lu Bu heard this, he exclaimed:
"Or you modern people would say that you are obviously fascinated by Diao Chan, but you still use the banner of rewriting your fate... ...Brother, there is still a big gap in this aspect.”
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
I have no idea about Diao Chan, okay?
Damn it, can’t you think about something serious?
Lu Bu reset the action camera, fixed it on his chest, and planned to leave:
"Brother, I will do my best to bring Diao Chan when I go back, so that my virtuous brother's joy will not be in vain."< br>
After saying that, he went downstairs. When passing by the living room, he took away the small bamboo basket with snacks on the coffee table.
In the study, Wu Song looked at Li Yu and asked:
"Brother Li, if Diao Chan comes, how will the identity be arranged? Is it still in Shitou Village?" Li Yu smiled and shook his head:
"Definitely not. Two strangers have disappeared in a short period of time. They will definitely be investigated and suspected. Let's talk about my cousin first. We will talk about the identity later."
Diao Chan now He is only sixteen years old and is supposed to be in high school.
I have to make up a reason for taking a break from school. As for the future, I can only take it one step at a time.
But it’s a bit redundant to think about this now. If Lu Bu struggles for a long time and can’t bring it like Sun Facai, then his work will be in vain.
He chatted with Wu Song for a while, then went downstairs and drove to the scenic spot. He stayed busy until the evening before returning to the B&B.
"Erlang, is Brother Fengxian here?"
Whether he can bring people to modern society is related to the development of the three novel worlds, and Li Yu is very concerned about this matter.
Putting down the book in his hand, Wu Song said:
"I haven't come here yet... Brother Li, I saw my chapter."
Wu Song has been stumbling over the past few days to read the simplified version of " "Water Margin", I asked Li Yu if I didn't understand the text, and finally saw the chapter "Chai from Henghai County enters Liubin, Wusong fights tigers at Jingyanggang".
Li Yu pulled up a chair and sat down:
"How do you feel?"
"It's exactly the same as my little brother's experience, except that it's missing the part about coming here to eat wine and breaking the TV... I think it was then that I accidentally came into contact with the real world."
Well, Brother Dao that day I slept soundly with "Water Margin" on my pillow, opening the door to time and space.
As for whether it is intentional or unintentional, it is hard to say.
"The following plot will be more uncomfortable for you. Erlang, why don't you watch it slowly?"
Wu Song shook his head:
"It's okay, it's all over."
Seeing that his expression was as usual, Li Yu said nothing more. After drinking a cup of tea made from Luo Han Guo, he went to the backyard and planned to see the six horses living well. Happy army horse.
Since their hooves were trimmed and shod, and fed with high-quality formula feed, these horses are now living very comfortably.
Especially in the morning, Wu Song would take them out and have fun on the nearby hillside. In the afternoon, he would carefully brush the horse hair with a brush.
This kind of treatment is much better than the Three Kingdoms World.
The big black horse is now shiny and full of energy. It looks completely different from the sickly look when he first arrived.
Li Yu checked their livestock troughs. There was still some feed left, but he did not add it.
He saw a rope hanging on the wall of the stable. It did not look like a machine-woven nylon rope, but like a hand-twisted hemp rope. The workmanship was rough but very special. He couldn't help but said to himself:
"Isn't this a cultural relic?"
Li Yu held it in his hand and was about to send it to the study when the air at the back door fluctuated and Lu Bu walked over:
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"Brother, you came just in time, Diao Chan... Huh? Failed?"
He turned around and found that Diao Chan was gone, with surprise on his face:
"It shouldn't be. , Brother Wei was obviously holding her when he came, so why..."
Li Yu asked:
"How did you do it specifically?"
Lu Bu looked confused:
"We told Diao Chan everything, even the original plot of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and showed her many modern technological products... By the way, Diao Chan likes Wangwang Senbei, Dear brother, you can buy her some more to try."
Li Yu: "..."
You didn't bring any of them, so what's the point of buying Wangwang senbei?
Lu Bu then said:
"Diao Chan is very interested in the world here, especially the new clothes. Brother Wei originally wanted to bring her here in a fifth-wheel electric car, but he was worried about the situation like the wealthy and wise brother, where the person wearing the clothes did not come. After thinking about it again, he simply grabbed it Her arm came... In order to avoid suspicion, brother Wei has become brother and sister with Diao Chan. Please don't misunderstand me. "
Becoming brother and sister?
You are the couple in the original novel!
Does the dignified Marquis Lu Wen really want to be like Song Gongming who loves heroes but not beauties?
Li Yu asked:
"Diao Chan is so beautiful, and she also follows him in the original work. Are you really not attracted to her?"
Lu Bu shook his head:
"Brother, I don't like to be provoked, let alone knowing Xian. As a younger brother, I have more ambitious goals to achieve, so how can I care about the love between my children? "
According to this guy's past character, it would be best if he saw Diao Chan chopped up with a knife to avoid being provoked again.
But now, after all, I have been in contact with modern society for a long time, and I have changed my habit of killing people at every turn.
What's more, I have promised Li Yu a long time ago and cannot break my promise.
"When you went over this time, did you turn on the action camera to take pictures?"
Lu Bu lowered his head and looked at the action camera on his chest:
"I forgot to turn it on, brother. Let’s go back and try again, and I will definitely bring Diao Chan over to Brother Xian.” After saying that, he hurried away.
Li Yu returned to the study with the rope, looked at Wu Song and asked:
"Whose rope is it?"
"The second brother Qin came here that day to tie up Shan Xiongxin, but failed. ”
It is indeed a cultural relic, so it should be kept well.
I heard that archaeological circles usually use the carbon 14 test method to determine the age of organic matter. I don’t know what age it will be if I use this hemp rope for testing.
Li Yu wanted to cut off a piece and give it to Zhou Ruotong to try, but he was worried that the beauty would go crazy.
After all, this was a properly destroyed cultural relic. If it turned out to be from the Sui Dynasty, wouldn't she go berserk on the spot?
Forget it, now is an extraordinary period, it is better to do less than to do more.
Li Yu threw the rope to the top of the bookcase and waited for the vault to be decorated and put it in with other cultural relics.
After doing this, he and Wu Song went to the restaurant to have dinner, and listened to Zhao Dahu talking about the process of making Fang Tian's painted halberd and horse armor.
This guy has become obsessed with horses recently. He measures around the big black horse every day and plans to build a set of horse armor for it.
As for Fang Tian, who made a bet with Lu Bu, he has already made the painted halberd, and even opened the blade. He is just waiting for Lu Bu to come and convince him.
“Has the problem of the center of gravity been solved?”
Li Yu took a piece of mille-feuille pancake and took a bite. Tonight’s staff meal at the B&B is mille-feuille pancake with porridge, and there are a few other things. The side dishes, both meat and vegetable, were enjoyed by everyone.
Zhao Dahu said proudly:
"I built a high saddle bench in the yard according to the height of the horse, and installed springs so that it could swing around. Then I rode on it and gradually felt the most suitable center of gravity. When the big man came, I would be absolutely shocked. His chin.”
He was full of confidence and felt that this was his most perfect design.
Lü Bu’s main weapon is about to be updated... Li Yu took a bite of stir-fried beans and said:
“How much does the Fangtian Painted Halberd you made cost? And Qin Er a few days ago I’ll pay you for the weapons I got from you.”
The last time he bought weapons, Qin Qiong didn’t ask about the price. He just said he would settle with Li Yu, but Zhao Dahu didn’t care and never paid attention. Never mentioned it.
Now talking about this matter, the bearded man waved his hand openly:
"I'm quite close to them. How much does it cost? I'll give it to you for free."
Li Yu held up his mobile phone. , transferred 10,000 yuan to Big Beard:
“You also have costs, so you can’t lose money. Just click to collect, and they will come back to you for custom orders if they need anything later.”
< br>Zhao Dahu was not polite to Li Yu and ordered payment:
"You don't have eighteen kinds of weapons in your backyard martial arts field. How about I get you a set?"
Then I can't bear to let them dry in the wind and sun outside... Li Yu said:
“I bought some products online that are suitable for displaying outdoors. Those are real ones. I have to keep them well and not let customers play with them.”
Hmm. , directly receive the world of the Three Kingdoms or the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, and let the weapons shine there.
After dinner, Zhao Dahu was thinking about doing things with his horse armor and hurried back.
After Li Yu had eaten and drank enough, he and Wu Song came to the stables, opened the small storage room where the feed was stored, and prepared to take inventory to see how many days the leftovers would last.
While I was busy, the brakes of an electric five-wheeler sounded at the gate of the backyard and Lu Bu's unique loud voice said:
"It's really successful. Sister Cicada, get out of the car quickly, let's go to the real world. "
Li Yu and Wu Song looked at each other and hurried out of the small storage room. They saw Lu Bu riding proudly on the electric fifth wheel and dancing happily.
In the back of the carriage, there sat a bewildered beauty in ancient costume, clutching a pack of Wangwang senbei in her hand. She was none other than Diao Chan, who was glimpsed in the video.
Damn it, it actually worked!
But why did it fail the first time?
Could it be that the secret to bringing people here is... Wangwang Senbei?
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I’m really sorry, brothers, it’s just one update today. The next chapter involves world rules and reveals the secret of leading people. I have to think carefully about it. When writing, don’t rush into anything. This book currently has an average of 7,200 orders, which is the best result I have achieved in the ten years I have been in the industry, and the closest I have been to 10,000 orders. I want to try to write it as perfectly as possible, and I beg everyone to be more patient, thank you!
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