Chapter 100 Lu Bu puts on a facial mask and Diao Chan wears JK [please vote]
What's going on with Gouzi?
Li Yu looked at the world rules just summarized in the computer document, and then glanced at Brother Dao who was sleeping soundly on the ground, feeling that there should be a certain connection between them.
He stood up and went to the carpet to examine it carefully.
The hair on this guy's body is shinier, and his body is becoming stronger like a fitness coach who has taken protein powder.
He lay down on the ground like a little calf.
Could it be helpful to summarize the world rules in the book for its growth?
Thinking of this, a bunch of book titles flashed through Li Yu's mind:
"Exploring the Unknown World, My Dog Has Leveled Up", "I Can't Hide My Love Anymore" "Pet is a god", "Connecting to the unknown world, my dog has a cheat"
If written as an online article and posted online, it will definitely attract a large number of readers.
"What's wrong with the big dog?"
Diao Chan's beautiful eyes were wandering, and she felt that Brother Dao was a little strange.
Li Yu said with a smile:
“I’m crazy, don’t worry about it.”
The dog has the ability to open the world in the book, but he still has to hide it as much as possible. A bunch of secrets, so be cautious.
As for its safety, there is no need to worry.
When this guy meets a gangster, he doesn't hesitate to summon Lu Bu out for a fight. If his life is really threatened, he might unleash some monsters.
Seeing Diao Chan observing Brother Dao, Li Yu said:
"I will arrange the room. You can rest first and learn how to use the household appliances."
"Thank you Brother Yu, I am indeed exhausted."
Diao Chan knew that Li Yu wanted to talk to Wu Song and Lu Bu about other things, so she asked her to avoid it.
But this ridiculously beautiful woman did not show any dissatisfaction. Instead, she thanked her obediently.
When he came downstairs, Li Yu said to Xiaoju:
"Delete room 201 next to me from the reservation system, set the room card to a long-term card, and let Xiaochan live in it from now on. , not open to the public.”
Xiao Ju was playing with the black mask Wen Jing gave her, and she quickly agreed after hearing this:
"Okay boss."
She quickly set up the room and added magnets to the room card:
"Boss, would Xiaochan put on a facial mask? Wenjing just sent it today, said It’s good for the skin.”
Diao Chan’s appearance is such that she doesn’t need this... Li Yu said:
“She is only sixteen, so she doesn’t need it yet.”
Taking the room card and coming upstairs, Li Yu walked into the study:
"The room is ready, let's go, I will take you in."
Lu Bu was bored and saw the desk on the desk The fruit plate was empty, he stood up and said:
"Brother, please take sister Chan to have a rest first, and go get some fruit for my brother to moisten his throat."
Li Yu helped Diao Chan carry the baggage and led her When I arrived at the door of 201, I took out my room card and put it in the card swiping area, and the door opened in response.
Diao Chan looked at this scene in surprise, obviously shocked.
"Brother Yu, can little sister learn that knowledge from Brother Wu? I feel that modern knowledge is mysterious and mysterious, quite profound."
Li Yu opened the door and walked into the room, smiling. He said:
"Of course. The harder you study, the better you can integrate into this world."
"Thank you, Brother Yu!"
"Let me tell you how to use the facilities in the room."
Li Yu led Diao Chan and began to introduce the facilities in the room.
I have to record an explanation video next time, otherwise it would be too time-consuming to just explain it all in person.
Diao Chan listened carefully, tried the shower, pressed the toilet switch, and took the hair dryer to feel the magical hot air.
After setting everything up, Li Yu handed her the room card:
"Lock the doors and windows at night. Tomorrow I will ask Xiaoju to measure your size and buy a few sets of modern clothes."
Diao Chan took the room card and said calmly:
"I just walked all the way. , I haven’t seen any silk and bamboo instruments. Can you buy me a harp? Or a zheng, xiao, se, 笳, pipa and other musical instruments... This elegant place would be desolate without the sound of silk and bamboo. Young Master, I am not talented, but I would like to play elegant music for you.”
Aren’t you allowed to call me sir?
Li Yugang was about to speak when he suddenly felt that with Diao Chan’s intelligence, even if she wanted a musical instrument, she wouldn’t have to find so many excuses.
I feel like there is something fishy in my words.
He thought for a while and asked frankly:
"Xiaochan, if you have anything to say, just say it. We will be our own people from now on, no need to beat around the bush."
When Diao Chan heard this, she quickly bowed and saluted:
"I am in a state of insignificance. Please forgive me for doing this like a monkey."
Li Yu felt that it was really difficult to communicate with ancient people:
"It's okay, just tell me what you have to say."
Diao Chan hesitated again and again, and asked tentatively:
"If There will be a dispute between Wang Situ and General Lu in the future. Can... can he be spared? "
This matter depends on Jia Wenhe's arrangement. How can I make the decision... Li Yu? Unexpectedly, she talked for a long time just to talk about this, she smiled and prevaricated:
"Don't worry, they are all Han ministers, there will be no dispute."
Diao Chan is not as easy to fool as Lu Bu:
"This time I was caught, it was General Lu's attack on Situ. The government is dissatisfied. If Dong Zhuo dies in the future, there will be a dispute between the two. I also asked your husband to help mediate. I am very grateful!"
It is really not easy to leave a name in the book... Li Yu did not dare to agree, but said after careful consideration:
"I can only try my best to mediate. If Wang Yun insists on having his own way, naturally he cannot be allowed to destroy the overall situation."
The current layout of the Three Kingdoms is not only for Lu Bu, but also for Sun to get rich who cannot come back.
If Wang Yun still insists on killing Cai Yong as in the original work, it will be very dangerous for Sun to make a fortune based on Cai Yong. At that time, Lu Bu will have no choice but to kill him.
Of course, this is just an idea. It’s hard to say what to do specifically yet.
After all, Director Li of the Teaching Office also had a direct disciple curled up on the dragon chair, leaving Wang Yun alone, maybe it would be easier to balance the court.
Diao Chan gave a deep gift:
"I thank you sir."
She was adopted by Wang Yun when she was a child and learned singing and dancing skills. Although Wang Yun's motives were impure, she still had to repay her kindness in the late Eastern Han Dynasty when filial piety was emphasized.
But if Wang Yun insists on seeking death, Diao Chan will be helpless.
"Go to bed early. If you can't sleep, you can look through the albums and magazines on the bedside table, or watch TV for a while. I'll go back first."
Diao Chan said with gratitude on her face:
"Thank you, sir... Is it okay for me to address you like this in private?"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm young, and you will call me old."
Li Yu left this behind. With just one sentence, he walked away, leaving Diao Chan with a look of astonishment:
“In ancient times, people grew beards to show their maturity before they were twenty, and when they were over thirty, they couldn’t wait to call themselves old men. Modern people actually It’s really strange to be so afraid of old age.”
She closed the door, locked it as taught before, and couldn’t wait to walk to the bathroom:
"Mr. Wenhe said that there is a waterfall falling from the sky in the room for bathing. It should be here. Let's experience it quickly..."
In the study, Brother Dao was still sleeping soundly.
"Brother Xian left and never came back. Are you in the room...ahem."
Lu Bu, who was in front of the computer, heard Li Yu coming back and made a lewd joke.
I went there for more than half an hour, which is too suspicious.
Li Yu took the teapot and poured a glass of water. Just as he was about to drink the water, he suddenly noticed that Lu Bu's entire face was dark, and he was so frightened that he almost threw the water glass away.
"Is this a... black... mask on your face?"
He looked at Lu Bu in surprise. This guy had a dark mask on his face. He was with Xiao Ju. The ones downstairs are very similar.
Damn, you are everywhere!
Lu Bu proudly stuffed a big cherry into his mouth:
"I just went to get some fruit for my brother, and I saw sister-in-law Xiaoju playing with facial masks, saying they can keep the face moisturized... Brother Wei recently led the army on an expedition, and his face was really dry, so he asked for two."
Two pieces?
Li Yu then noticed that Wu Erlang, who was watching online classes with headphones, also had an unopened black mask in front of him. It seemed that he was going to apply it after the class.
Tsk, you ancients can always come up with new tricks.
As a modern person, I have never put on a facial mask, but you have experienced it all.
Li Yu drank half a glass of water, sat in front of the computer and talked about business:
“Diao Chan came over and proved that the characters in the book can indeed be brought into the real world...but you can’t bring them here casually, you need to be cautious. Treat it. "If a murderer comes and kills people in a scenic spot or a B&B, he will be looking for trouble.
Speaking of this, Li Yu patted Wu Song on the shoulder:
“I’m sorry Erlang, it’s a little late to figure out the rules of the world.”
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Through Diao Chan coming to modern society, the real way to save Wu Dalang gradually emerged, that is to let Wu Song bring a modern person there, kill people and set fire to Liangshan in advance, so that Wu Dalang can be brought to the real world.
It is a pity that these rules were figured out too late, and the plot of Wu Shi Chapter was so fast, which led to tragedy.
"It's none of Brother Li's business..."
Wu Song took off his headphones, looked at Li Yu and asked:
"Can I take people to the Water Margin world and change the world there? Heaven and earth? ”
Due to the emergence of Sun Facai, the world of the Three Kingdoms has begun to change, but the world of Water Margin is still developing slowly according to the plot in the book.
The more Wu Song watched "Water Margin", the angrier he became. He didn't care about the gathering of demon stars, he just wanted to change the world where people were eating people everywhere.
Li Yu thought for a while and didn’t agree with this method:
“If you rashly bring modern people into the world of Water Margin, the police here will definitely investigate, and maybe you will be punished for it. He was taken away on suspicion of murder, and the identity he finally obtained was destroyed... Don't worry, just observe how the Water Margin world will evolve."
It stands to reason that when Wu Song leaves the Water Margin world, something will happen. Reactive.
Either Wu Song appears again, or the Tianshang Star is replaced by someone else.
In short, we must first figure out the changes in the world of Water Margin before we can make a targeted layout.
Wu Song nodded:
"I will go back in the near future to observe the changes in the world."
Lu Bu pressed the edge of the mask with his hand, still waiting for praise. ：
"Brother Xian, the Diao Chan that promised you has been sent. My next step will be to search for the Zou family... By the way, are you interested, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao? Unfortunately, it's too early now. Zhen Mi seems to be only a few years old."
< br>Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Brother, why are you so keen on giving women away?
He refused repeatedly:
“No, no, no, don’t bring anyone here for now. Diao Chan’s identity is difficult enough to solve. If you bring a few more, you will send me to prison sooner or later. .”
Lu Bu glanced at the electronic watch on the wall. He probably had enough time, so he took off the mask and prepared to throw it into the trash can.
Seeing that he couldn't sit still, Li Yu couldn't help but said:
"There is still moisture in the mask, so apply it on the back of your hands and reuse the waste."
Lü Bu heard this It makes sense. He directly put the mask on his big hand like a cattail leaf fan:
"Xiandi is really proficient in skin care, no wonder he is so popular among women."
No, I just think you are like a child with ADHD, so I will use this method to seal you... Li Yu put away his teasing thoughts and said:
"Brother, go back and investigate, see if the Wang family still treats Diao Chan. Do you have any impressions? It would be a bit scary if Diao Chan left and everyone’s memories would be erased.”
“Okay, I’ll make arrangements when I get back.”
Lü Bu originally wanted to stay here one night and go back tomorrow with the horseshoes, but thinking that Jia Xu was still waiting for news and that the Wang family and others were also detained in the military camp, he planned to leave tonight.
Take care of these things first, and then drive the electric tricycle over tomorrow to transport the horseshoes.
He glanced at the computer monitor and said:
"Brother Xian, can you print it out? I'll show it to Mr. Wenhe."
"Okay."
Li Yu put the Convert the document to Traditional Chinese and Simplified Chinese, and click Print.
The printer next to me started working and started printing quickly.
Wu Song walked over and observed the printing process carefully, becoming more interested in knowledge:
"Brother Li, if I study hard, can I understand the working principles of these machines?"
" Of course you can, not only can you understand it, you can even buy a bunch of scrapped printers and save one yourself. There are many people who save computers, TVs, refrigerators, and even cars online.”
How many people do this? After chatting for a while, Lu Bu felt that the facial mask on his hands was drying out, so he stood up, folded the printing paper and stuffed it into his arms, said goodbye and left.
Li Yu sent him to the backyard and moved some scraps of skin to the car:
"I will order another 10,000 kilograms for you in the next few days, so that the soldiers can eat and drink well so as not to stretch their hips on the battlefield."
"Thank you very much, dear brother, I will go for it!"
After Lu Bu left, Li Yu walked around the front and back yards and returned to the study.
Wu Song continued to watch the online course, and Li Yu noticed "The Romance of the Yang Family" that Brother Dao was pillowing on his pillow. He found the electronic version of this book on his computer and planned to study it and understand the story in advance.
"The Romance of Yang Family Mansion" comes from the Ming Dynasty and is a classic novel that spans the ages.
This book not only created the genre of family generals in historical novels, but also portrayed a large number of heroic female characters, making it unique among classical novels of the same type.
In fact, at the end of the Song Dynasty, stories about the Yang family generals appeared. In the Yuan Dynasty, a large number of operas appeared, and the characters of the Yang family generals gradually became richer. From Yang Ye and his son, they gradually evolved into a Big family.
The protagonist Yang Yanzhao, in order to adapt to the common people's cognition and aesthetics, has also become a more down-to-earth Yang Liulang.
In the Ming Dynasty, there was a craze for literati to compile related opera characters into novels. "Water Margin" is a representative work of this type.
The Yang Family General, which is also a popular IP in ancient times, has naturally been adapted and compiled by others. The more famous ones are "The Romance of the Yang Family" and "The Romance of the Yang Family Mansion".
The content of the two books is very similar, but the time span of "Yang Family Mansion" is longer, the traces of the fate of the gods are more obvious, and the ending also gives a happy ending with the Yang family living in seclusion in the Taihang Mountains.
This kind of novel with a refreshing ending is very popular among the people, and has spawned a series of operas and local ditties of different types. Even in modern society, "Mu Guiying Takes Command", "Silang Visits His Mother", Tracks such as "Golden Beach" are also timeless, and many people can even hum two verses of them.
I don’t know which character will come to modern society... Li Yu looked through the novel and felt that the book had no depth and was just an ancient and refreshing novel.
Although it is covered with history, the content in the book is far from the real history.
For example, the generals of the Yang family fought bravely and led their troops to conquer Youzhou and destroy the Liao Kingdom. Even the arrogant Empress Dowager Xiao was forced to hang herself.
Xixia, which repeatedly invaded the border of the Song Dynasty, was almost destroyed by the Yang family, and finally had to surrender.
Such an imaginative novel is really enjoyable to watch. No wonder it has lasted for hundreds of years... Li Yu didn't go back to his room to rest until it was past ten o'clock.
Early the next morning, just as he was about to go for a run, he received a call from the logistics company. He and Wu Song drove the van to the pick-up point and transported the horseshoes to the backyard of the B&B.
There were so many horseshoes and nails that it took the two of them two trips to finish them.
After unloading the van, Li Yugang parked the van in the front yard and met Zhao Dahu who was returning from a jog:
"You didn't run in the morning, are you lazy?"
Big Beard was very proud. He used to be the lazy one, but he didn't expect that he would run in all weathers, and Li Yu, who originally initiated running, Wu Song was lazy.
Li Yu said:
“I have something to do this morning, so I can’t take care of running... The scenic spot is about to open. Is Longwang Village ready to receive tourists?”
"Don't worry, we can open the door to welcome guests at any time."
Zhao Dahu walked into the courtyard of the B&B, thinking of the finished Fang Tian Hua Ji, and couldn't help but ask:
"When will the big man come? I'm still waiting to see his unruly face."< br>
"It should be soon, don't worry."
Breakfast was not ready yet, so Li Yu came to the living room and prepared to hang Xu Beihong's painting.
It will be opened soon, and a precious painting will be hung in the living room to celebrate.
When Li Yu slowly opened the scroll, Zhao Dahu, who came to help, his eyes widened:
"Holy shit, Xu Beihong's painting?"
Li Yugang said it was a handicraft he bought, an appraisal document Just fell out.
The document is very detailed, not only the age and creation background of the work, but also the serial number and signatures of several major appraisal companies. With this certificate, you can exchange it for money at any time.
“Damn it, Guoan said you were going bankrupt by opening a B&B, but I didn’t expect you to be a rich second generation!”
The bearded man was very excited. He looked around the painting and took selfies with his mobile phone, as if he had discovered a wild rich second generation.
Li Yu stepped on the stool and hung the painting on the wall on the side of the living room:
"A friend gave it to me, how can I have the spare money to buy this?"
While they were chatting, Diao Chan came downstairs holding a magazine and Pingping.
She wore a low-key dark straight skirt, and her hair was no longer tied up high, but was casually pulled into a bun. There were no fancy steps or hairpins on it, only a simple hairpin. wooden hairpin.
Seeing Li Yu, Diao Chan opened the magazine in her hand and whispered in a negotiating tone:
"Brother Yu, where can I buy such clothes? I can exchange them."
< br>When you first arrive in modern society, you have to buy new clothes. It is a woman’s nature to love beauty... Li Yu said:
“I’ll look at the styles. If they are too trendy, you may not be able to buy them in the mall.”
Diao Chan showed the opened magazine:
"That's it."
Li Yu took a look and saw a suit-style top and a checkered skirt. This... isn't this JK!
(End of this chapter)