Chapter 109 Diao Chan tries armor [please ask for monthly tickets]
Back in the study, Li Yu tasted the snacks Zhou Ruotong bought and asked curiously:
"The princes will make an alliance, Mr. Wen He has Arrangements?"
Lu Bu flipped through a women's magazine and said loudly:
"Mr. Wenhe has sent an envoy to contact Ah Ma secretly. I think he will be there in the next two days. There are results... Brother Wei actually wanted to fight wildly in Suanzao to gain fame, but Mr. Wenhe didn’t allow it.”
It is definitely not allowed. If you want to offend all the princes, even if you kill Dong Zhuo later, you will become the target of public criticism.
Li Yu said with a smile:
"Jianghu is not about fighting and killing, it is about human relationships."
"Huh? Mr. Wenhe also said something similar, can you guys It’s true that heroes have similar opinions.”
Diao Chan said with a smile:
"After all, brother Yu is a great talent that even Mr. Wen and Mr. Wen He admires. He must know... My little sister is going to try on new clothes. After trying on the clothes, she still has to study. Bye!"
You can even say bye bye. , it feels like this girl blends in more smoothly than Wu Song.
Seeing that Wu Song was still reading the Driving Test Guide, Li Yu took out a copy of "The Romance of the Yang Family" from the bookshelf and handed it over:
"Erlang, stop being busy and read this book. ”
Wu Song responded quickly:
"Will the characters in the book come to the B&B?"
"It's possible, but I can't say exactly yet, so just be prepared."
When Lu Bu heard this, he took out his mobile phone:< br>
"Brother, please download an electronic version on your mobile phone. I also know a thing or two."
Ever since Brother Dao started to play "The Romance of the Yang Family", Li Yu was thinking about whether to Let Wu Song and others understand the plot in advance.
This was not only to build relationships, but also because they were mainly worried that the person coming was a reckless person. If he made any rude remarks, he might be beaten to death by Wu Song or Lu Bu.
The administrator beats the administrator to death. I don’t know what the consequences will be.
So the two of them have to understand in advance to avoid casualties.
The only thing Li Yu is not worried about is Qin Qiong. This old man is kind and will not kill anyone under normal circumstances. Unfortunately, he should have entered the plot of accidentally killing someone during this period and will not be able to come back in a short time.
The e-book was downloaded, and Lu Bu turned two pages and put it in his arms:
"My dear brother, Xuande, Yun Chang, and Yide will also participate in the alliance of princes. Now these three people are just small soldiers in Gongsun Zan's hands. Do you want to recruit them in advance as brothers?"
Li Yu He smiled and shook his head:
"Forget it. Liu Bei has never thought of working for others. He has been thinking of ways to rise from the beginning to the end. You can let people give you something to build a good relationship. No. "Need to recruit."
I remember that in the original work of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Liu Bei and Lu Bu fell in love and killed each other for a long time because of Xuzhou. Now that they have a chance to renew their relationship, it is necessary to show off. Ripe.
The reason why the two fell in love and killed each other in the original work was that in addition to their respective ambitions, Chen Deng's stirring up trouble also played a big role.
Unfortunately, Taishou Chen liked eating raw fish so much that he vomited several liters of worms and died at the age of thirty-eight.
According to modern medicine, this is obviously liver fluke disease. In fact, Hua Tuo had saved Chen Deng’s life before, but he still did not change his habit of eating raw fish and eventually withdrew from the stage of history early. .
If Chen Deng had not died, he might have taken control of Jiangdong earlier than Sun Ce, and even eventually divided the world into three parts.
Unfortunately, all the strategies come to naught due to unhealthy eating habits.
“Eating fish and shellfish actually has such consequences?”
Lu Bu's face was full of shock. In the world of the Three Kingdoms, eating sashimi was a very common meal, but he didn't expect that he would vomit worms and die.
As he imagined that scene, he felt excited and decided not to eat fish or raw food from now on.
Li Yu said:
“Not only do you not eat it, but you also order the whole army not to taste undercooked food. Parasitic diseases cannot be prevented in modern society, let alone medical treatment. The Three Kingdoms World is backward.”
Well, I’ll go to the hospital tomorrow and ask if I can buy some sugar pill-type anthelmintic medicine. If possible, buy some and send it to the Three Kingdoms World. Maybe it can save the day. Few lives.
After sighing with emotion about the sashimi, Lu Bu asked:
"What gift do you think would be better to give Liu Bei?"
Li Yu pointed in the direction of Dragon King Village:
"In troubled times, weapons are of course the most important thing. It just so happens that I am going to discuss with Big Beard about blacksmithing at night. Let's go, let's go pick out some handy weapons for Liu Guanzhang and build a good relationship in advance."
< br>Although Liu Guanzhang is still a grassroots person and his future development will be tortuous, it is still worth getting to know him.
After all, the three of them are the protagonists of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and Liu Bei is also the Han clan clan and the embodiment of benevolence and righteousness. This card can play a great role if used properly.
Lu Bu patted the snack crumbs on his hand:
"Brother, I also plan to ask Brother Dahu to help build a suit of armor. Come on, you and I will go together."
Wu Song Now I am focused on studying and am not very interested in fighting and killing, so I continued reading "The Romance of the Yang Family".
Out of the study, room 201 not far away opened, and Diao Chan, wearing a white turtleneck sweater, flashed out and asked with a smile:
"Sir, sir, is this dress beautiful?"
After saying that, the girl turned back and forth.
She is extremely beautiful, and the slim-fitting sweater shows off her graceful lines to the fullest. Even though Li Yu has gone through the baptism of beauty and photo editing software, she still feels mesmerized:
“Very beautiful, super beautiful.”
When Diao Chan heard this, she bowed happily:
"I would like to thank you for your compliments... Hey, brother Fengxian is here too, do you want to go out?"
Lu Bu laughed and teased:
"Brother, it's really a bad time to show up... …I’ll go to Dragon King Village to pick out some weapons for Xuande, and I’ll also order a set of armor. Will Sister Chan go?”
Diao Chan didn’t plan to go, but she thought of agreeing to be a model for Zhao Dahu. , and said:
"Okay, okay, my little sister will go too."
She went back to her room and put on a velvet jacket and a pink woolen hat. She followed Li Yu downstairs and strolled to Dragon King Village.
"Boss Li? Are you Boss Li? Can I take a photo with you?"
As soon as I walked to the plank road, I met several tourists wearing Hanfu. The three of them were very We took a group photo cooperatively, and the other person happily strode towards the B&B, presumably planning to go in and take pictures.
With the popularity of scenic spots, antique B&Bs have also become check-in places.
Many people take the scenic commuter bus to Longwang Village, check in at the B&B first, and then stroll back.
There are also people who like to challenge their limits. They walked all the way uphill from the gate of the scenic spot. By the time they got to the B&B, they had walked tens of thousands of steps, just like a camel.
After the group photo was taken, Diao Chan skillfully took out a pair of masks from her pocket and put them on.
When there were more people in the scenic spot, there were so many people taking various photos and sending WeChat messages. Diao Chan didn’t like being talked to, so she had to use a mask to cover her beautiful face.
Across the long plank road, Longwang Village is in sight.
There are obviously more tourists here. Many people will deliberately take pictures of the sign that prohibits elves from entering. Visitors who come well-prepared will even wear elf ears to show their rebellion.
"Get out of the way, don't burn you... This step is quenching, which is very useful in forging."
Zhao Dahu's unique high voice came from the yard, as if he was introducing the forging process.
Li Yu walked into the courtyard and saw a dozen or twenty tourists holding mobile phones, filming Zhao Dahu quenching a freshly made sword.
Seeing that he was busy, Li Yu did not bother him and led Lu Bu and Diao Chan to the weapons exhibition hall next to him.
Compared with the past, the exhibition hall is now more beautifully decorated and equipped with glass curtain walls. All weapons are only displayed and cannot be touched to prevent tourists from touching them randomly and causing injuries.
"Wow, so many weapons!"
Diao Chan looked left and right curiously, wanting to choose one for herself, but worried that Li Yu wouldn't like it.
Lu Bu took out his cell phone and took some photos. After taking the pictures, he twisted his face and asked:
"Brother Xian, what do you think is a better gift for Xuande?"
< br>"In the original work, he used a double-pronged sword. Otherwise, just give him two swords...I'll ask Huzi later to see if there are double-pronged swords here."
Liu Bei's main weapon is a sword, which can be given as a gift, but Zhang Fei and Guan Yu use long weapons, which are difficult to hold. They might be robbed before they even reach the Jujube Alliance site.
Looking at it, Li Yu saw two Tang Heng knives lying next to him, and thought it would be better to give him a short weapon.
The Tang Hengdao made by Zhao Dahu is not only beautiful, but also full of complicated patterns on the handle. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu should like it very much.
Lü Bu thought this suggestion was a good one:
"The Tang Dao is good, just different from the Xiuchun Dao used by Brother Wei."
The two swords and the two knives are both made of modern steel. They are much stronger than ancient weapons in terms of sharpness and durability.
It should make Liu Guanzhang, who is in a grassroots state, very grateful.
Just as he was talking, Zhao Dahu walked in:
“Just say whatever you need, I can help you type it out even without me.”
When he saw Diao Chan coming, I ended the quenching in a hurry and planned to finish the armor first. The model finally came over and couldn't miss this opportunity. Li Yu was not polite to him:
“Do you have a double-pronged sword here?”
Compared with normal swords, the biggest feature of a double-pronged sword is that two swords are stuffed into a scabbard, so the sword cannot be too large. Thick, the hilt and sword grid should not be too wide.
Zhao Dahu didn’t expect Li Yu to want this thing, and said with a smile:
“I don’t have the finished product, but I can find two swords and change the hilts and sword patterns so that they can fit into a scabbard. "Chong, isn't this a double-pronged sword?"
After hearing this, Li Yu thought it was feasible.
He searched around and finally selected the Qianlong and Crouching Tiger that he had seen when he picked a sword for Li Mi last time.
The two swords are very heroic and have been sharpened. If they can be paired together, they will definitely make Uncle Liu kill everyone.
Zhao Dahu promised:
"Okay, if you like it, I will change it. It won't be troublesome anyway."
He opened the glass cover, took out the Qianlong and Crouching Tiger, and found the sword hilts, sword grids and other accessories. After a little processing, he reinstalled the sword hilts, and the two swords became flat shapes.
Find a wider scabbard, put the sword inside, and a set of double-pronged swords that are both beautiful and practical is completed.
“What else do you want?”
“These two Tang Hengdao.”
Zhao Dahu opened the glass cover and took out the Tang Hengdao. Lu Bu took it and pulled it out. I came out and tried it, with a surprise on my face:
"Not bad, not bad. It's beautiful and convenient. It's really a good knife."
He played with it for a while, then thought that the armor on his body was not cool enough and that the war was about to begin, so it would not have the effect of deterrence, so he asked:
"Brother Dahu, is there any armor suitable for me? If so, I will exchange this armor for you. If it is not enough..."
Lu Bu was worried that the battle-damaged version of the armor was not valuable. He wanted to make up for it with some gold or something, but when Zhao Dahu heard this, he was so excited that he danced with excitement:
"Really? You're not kidding me, big man? Damn, if you are really willing, I will not only measure it for you, but Customize a new suit of armor, plus fifty swords! ”
Damn it, this kind of frayed armor is so hard to come by. If you really get it, you have to brag about it!
Lu Bu:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Is old armor so valuable?
This guy immediately looked like a profiteer:
"Mo Dao is not needed for the time being. Can you provide me with hundreds of spearheads? The sharper the better, I will be of great use."
Zhao Dahu was so excited that he agreed without thinking:
“No problem, no problem, I’ll get you a thousand spearheads. By the way, they will all be made into replaceable heads. If there is any damage, unscrew them. , it can be used directly after replacing it with a new one, which is very convenient."
After that, he took out his mobile phone, called the processing workshop he often cooperated with, and ordered a thousand sharpened spearheads.
Looking at this scene, Li Yu felt that Lu Bu had really changed.
If he wanted to let go of the past, after seeing the power of Mo Dao, he would definitely agree without saying a word.
But the current strategy is to keep a low profile and fight without fighting. Mo Dao's attractive weapon is contrary to this policy.
So I replaced it with a more practical spearhead. This thing was a big killer in ancient times, especially during the Three Kingdoms period. The armor rate was low and there were almost no heavy infantry or heavy cavalry. A sharp spear , enough to use.
After finalizing this matter, Zhao Dahu hurriedly took a ruler and began to measure Lu Bu's dimensions.
He first found a manufacturer to customize the lining of the armor, and then designed the armor covering the outside.
"Big man, what kind of armor do you like? Foot armor? Fish scale armor? Mingguang armor? Cotton armor?"
Lu Bu couldn't make a choice, so he waved his hand:
"The more popular the better, the best place to stop is, the one that will be the focus of the audience... By the way, I like red, you can play around with it. ”
Although I have made up my mind to fish in troubled waters this time, I still have to show off.
The new armor must be shiny and eye-catching. Even if it is on the periphery of the battlefield, it must become the most eye-catching focus of the audience.
"Red...bright...oh, there it is!"
Zhao Dahu turned on his phone, pulled out Lu Bu's appearance in the game and asked:
"What does this image look like?"
"Okay, it's very stylish and handsome."
"Then I will follow this path and I will definitely make you the most handsome boy in the entire scenic spot!"
Lu Bu smiled and said nothing.
What does it mean to be the most handsome boy in the entire scenic spot? What I am going to do is to be the most handsome boy in the entire Three Kingdoms world!
After the measurement was completed, Zhao Dahu reported the data directly to the custom-made lining manufacturer, and then moved out a set of red and yellow women's armor from a nearby room.
"Li Yu, let your cousin try it on. This armor is not a human armor, but a fish scale armor fixed with rivets. It is machine-processed and super fast."
Li Yu looked at the color of this armor and asked in surprise:
"Why did you make a tomato scrambled egg? Will this look good?"
"I tried several colors, and this one is the most pleasing to the eye. There is also a white one with a red edge, which looks like a mourning dress. There are also red and blue, red and green, etc., but they don't work well."
As Zhao Dahu said that, he disassembled the armor and prepared to put it on Diao Chan, but this girl was extremely uncooperative:
"I will only let Brother Yu wear it for me, and you all leave. "
The bearded man chuckled:
"We are all old cousins, and they are trying to trick us into defeating each other. I didn't expect that you cousins have a pretty good relationship...Li Yu, let me teach you how to dress. , help her get dressed.”
After Li Yu studied hard and mastered how to put on the breastplate, back, shoulder armor, side skirts and other parts, Zhao Dahu took Lu Bu outside and began to show off his latest plate armor.
After the two left, Diao Chan stuck out her tongue and asked softly:
"Sir, am I too willful?"
"You are very well-behaved, and Not willful. "
Li Yu didn't think it was anything. After all, physical contact is inevitable when wearing armor. It's normal for girls to want to avoid suspicion. He picked up the breastplate:
"Take off your jacket. The lining is quite soft. It shouldn't be uncomfortable to wear."
Diao Chan obediently took off her jacket and opened her arms. Li Yu successfully put the breastplate on her and buttoned it up again. Buckle:
"How do you feel? Do you want to loosen it a little?"
Diao Chan blushed and pointed to her chest:
"It's a little tight here..."< br>
Then you have a really good figure... Li Yu loosened a few buttons and fastened the back armor, then the shoulder armor, side skirts and other parts.
After putting on all the armor, Li Yu took off the girl's woolen hat and put the red and yellow helmet on her carefully. A heroic female general was born!
"The bearded man is right, the combination of tomatoes and scrambled eggs is really beautiful."
Li Yu looked up and down for a while, took out his mobile phone and took a full-body photo of Diao Chan:< br>
“What do you think?”
Diao Chan took a look, her face full of surprise:
“It’s so beautiful, sir, can you send me the photo? I want to send it to Moments.”
“Okay, I’ll send it to you now. You."
Li Yu helped her tidy up her hair on the edge of the helmet to make sure everything was perfect, and then led her to the yard outside.
Zhao Dahu was still chattering about the benefits of plate armor:
"Compared to infantry armor, plate armor is easy to make, formed in one piece, easy to process in batches, and it looks bright and beautiful... Let me go, the upper body effect of this armor is really amazing!"
He looked at it When Diao Chan walked out of the house, her voice changed. She got up and ran over to look around Diao Chan, her eyes full of excitement:
"Hahaha, it's really beautiful. I'm such a genius. The armor is so perfectly designed!"
Li Yu: "..."
Is there something wrong with you?
Diao Chan is so beautiful, but you only focus on the armor. No wonder you are single. Look at me... Oh, yes, I am single too, so that's okay.
Big Beard ran back to the house, took out his SLR, and took a bunch of photos of Diao Chan.
After the shooting, I asked about the user experience:
"Xiaochan, how do you feel wearing this armor? What do you think needs adjustment?"
Diao Chan blushed and was a little embarrassed to say it.
Li Yu, on the other hand, gave very sincere advice:
"There is not enough space in the breastplate, so I feel nervous, but other parts are fine, no problem."
Zhao Dahu patted his head:
“I forgot, the reference at that time was the average bust size of domestic women...I will revise it again and I will definitely make a perfect female armor!”
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