Chapter 125 Even gods can’t resist the temptation of milk tea! 【Asking for monthly tickets】
He is worthy of being the apprentice of a god, and he is very confident.
Li Yu silently complained a few words and waited for the electric five-wheel drive to arrive. He greeted the boss who delivered the car, took the car key, checked various accessories, confirmed that there was no problem, and called through the intercom Come to the scenic area to take the commuter bus to see the agricultural machinery owner down the mountain.
“This car looks so domineering, please teach me how to drive it.”
With the electric fifth wheel, it is much more convenient to buy things or transport crops and fertilizers.
Li Yu briefly introduced the opening method, and soon, Mu Guiying started driving around in the electric five-wheel while shouting.
When she had made enough noise, Li Yu thought that several people traveled through time in different ways, and asked curiously:
"How did you get here?"
Lu Bu can come when he wants, Wu Song can only come through time when he is in a state of excitement, and Qin Qiong can come by always remembering the first time he came.
The methods of time travel are different for several people, but they all need a ‘door’ as a medium for time travel.
Mu Guiying didn't expect Li Yu to ask this:
"Sir, you are so powerful. You know it by just counting, why do you still need to ask?"
Look, this is the disadvantage of pretending to be a god.
Li Yu said sincerely:
"I am not omniscient and omnipotent. Each of you has different fates. This is all related to the "one" that has escaped. Please elaborate on it. .”
Fortunately, Mu Guiying is easy to fool, but I don't know if she will repeat this to Mrs. Lishan.
Mu Guiying thought about it carefully and said:
"When I walked through the door, I just thought about going to a place beyond the control of the master, and then I came. For the first time, I returned I thought it was a trial set by the inner demons set by the master, so I planned to leave with a killing spree..."
When she said this, a rare expression of embarrassment appeared on her face, knowing that she had gotten into trouble that day.
But that day, this carefree and silly girl opened the door to a new world, giving her destiny a few new possibilities.
Even if you want to avoid your master when traveling through time, what kind of psychological shadow has the old mother of the human race caused on you?
This kind of simple and crude education method is unacceptable, my dear.
Having the courage to complain, Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:
"Next time, build a spacious gate near the cultivated land of your Muke village, and use it to enter and exit from there."
You must explain it clearly in advance, lest this girl drives a tractor and pushes down the gate of Muke Village. The place where such bandits are entrenched should not be large enough for a tractor.
"Sir, your advice is correct. I will go back now and get out the door first, so as not to smash the house into pieces."
Mu Guiying jumped off the electric five-wheeler and saw Diao Chan holding a cup of milk tea and sipping. While drinking, I became a little greedy:
“Does it taste good?”
“Yeah, it tastes great. I have to buy a cup every time I go to the city. Your cup is also full of sugar. Yes, try it.”
After saying that, Diao Chan took the straw and inserted it into another cup of milk tea and handed it to Mu Guiying.
"I hate drinking milky things the most. It's fishy and unpleasant... Wow, this water tastes good. It's called milk tea, right? Haha, take it back later to piss off my master."
Li Yu : "..."
Can you not drag us along if you want to die?
He picked up his unopened milk tea and handed it to Mu Guiying, including the packaging:
"Bring it to your master and let her have a taste."
"Haha, then she must be so happy that her nose is bubbling!"
After saying that, Mu Guiying took a sip of milk tea and hurried to the backyard door with Li Yu's brown sugar popping milk tea and disappeared. not see.
"Sir, is Sister Guiying's master addicted to drinking and asking us to deliver milk tea every day?"
Diao Chan sat on the electric fifth wheel, her legs dangling casually, looking relaxed. And comfortable.
I wish my queen was addicted to milk tea... Li Yu picked up the fruit tea and took a sip:
"Then buy it. It's okay to buy it every day."
I am racking my brains to establish a good relationship with the old mother of the human race. If I can engage in milk tea diplomacy, I will just give her a pillow when I fall asleep.
Mu Guiying may not be able to come for a while, and the two of them are too lazy to stand here and enjoy the breeze.
Li Yu locked the door of the tractor, took out the key of the electric fifth wheel, and returned to the B&B with Diao Chan, who was holding a cup of milk tea and sipping on it.
"Sir, can we play badminton at three o'clock?"
When ordering milk tea, Diao Chan indulged a little and changed the 70% sugar that she originally liked to drink to full sugar. Although it was pleasant to drink, she felt full of guilt in her heart.
I plan to play badminton after drinking and keep in shape through exercise.
Li Yu has never objected to exercise:
“No problem, we’ll start after a break after drinking.”
When he came upstairs, he turned on his computer and was about to continue. After watching a video about modern agricultural planting, Hao Zhenzhen sent a WeChat message:
"Manager Wu put forward a lot of opinions today, do you want to come and listen?"
Li Yu has no interest in management:
"No, you are the director of the factory, you just make the decision... ...By the way, he said it would be better to get a car and send the female workers from far away directly home. What do you think?”
“I have already asked people to buy Ivecos. Two Ivecos. Hiring two drivers is enough.”
Tsk, with this kind of execution, no wonder it can be put into production in a short time.
Li Yugang wanted to praise Hao Zhenzhen, so she took the initiative and asked:
"Manager Wu doesn't have a driver's license yet, do you want him to take the test? The factory can reimburse him, and it doesn't cost much to get a driver's license anyway."
"Let's wait until his house is ready. We are so busy right now. I guess I won't have time to practice driving after signing up."
I will rent a car to Wu Song at the driving school and let him He should practice more and try to pass.
Hang up the phone, Li Yu turned on the computer, and then watched last night's video. Diao Chan held a copy of "Water Margin" and sat there obediently flipping through it carefully.
Half an hour later, the two went downstairs to play badminton in the backyard.
While the atmosphere was in full swing, a figure flashed at the door of the backyard, and Mu Guiying returned again.
“Fairy Xiaochan, I have finished measuring Master’s body.”
Diaochan held the badminton racket and said speechlessly:
“Don’t shout so loudly, this world There is also your master’s dojo, maybe she is watching you silently in a corner.”
"Don't be afraid. With the husband here, can she make a huge difference?"
Li Yu felt that sooner or later this girl would kill her, so he quickly changed the subject:
"The gate next to the farmland has been completed. ”
“It’s done, that’s where I came from. I cut three pieces of wood and formed them into door frames. I fixed them with ropes. That’s it. It’s easy.”
< br>After Mu Guiying finished speaking, he solemnly took out a piece of copy paper from his arms with the measured numbers written on it.
Diao Chan took it and saw the group of data above, and couldn't help but said:
"Your master's figure is so perfect, better than many models' figures."
Recently, I often Looking at women's magazines, this girl has a deep understanding of body shapes and often secretly measures her body measurements for comparison.
Mu Guiying grabbed the badminton racket and waved it a few times:
"If such a beautiful person pinches her body, it will definitely be perfect... By the way, sir, she really liked the milk tea just now. , she’s still sucking the beads inside after she’s finished drinking it. Could you please have a few more drinks next time so that she can drink enough?”
Sure enough, no woman can resist the temptation of milk tea, even the ancestor of mankind is no exception!
The fairy took the bait... Li Yu hurriedly agreed:
"No problem, no problem. I will buy the milk tea in advance and deliver it when you are not busy."
< br>Milk tea diplomacy has indeed worked, but it is a bit inconvenient to buy cup by cup. How about buying some milk tea powder online to blend?
Li Yu thought for a while and rejected the idea.
If you want to blend it yourself, a greedy little girl will definitely enjoy two cups of delicious food a day and quickly transform into a fat house cicada baby.
Forget it, just take the trouble and think of it as contributing to the economy.
There happens to be Mixue Bingcheng in the scenic area. I stroll there every day and buy a few cups for Mu Guiying to take back. I can exercise my body and flatter the gods at the same time. It’s the best of both worlds.
As for whether Old Mother Lishan’s body can bear it, there’s no need to worry about that.
I am a god, there is no such problem, and even if my body is broken, I can squeeze it again. I will ask Mu Guiying to bring some women's magazines there, maybe it will inspire new creative inspiration for the empress. Woolen cloth.
"Besides praising the milk tea, what else did your master say?"
You have to find out what the old mother of the human race is thinking, so as not to fawn over her for a long time and go back to the Guling Mountain Scenic Area and still get beaten up. That would be a loss. Yes.
Mu Guiying threw the badminton upwards, then grabbed the racket and dunked it hard, and the badminton was hit outside the wall.
She waved the racket unsatisfactoryly and said:
"I really can't hide anything from you, sir. My master asked me in detail how I came here, and also deduced your identity. But after calculation, it’s not right. I’m very curious about who you are.”
I guess I am looking through the roster of immortals at this moment.
Unfortunately, this is doomed to be in vain, because I am not a god at all, let alone an innate being. My mother is in the wrong direction, so naturally there will be no results.
“Didn’t you say anything else?”
“She also said that no matter which old guy of the same generation you are, as long as she catches the trace, she will first unscrew your Tianling Cap... ...Sir, don’t be afraid, she just talks in anger. My master is very gentle most of the time and will not be so violent."
Yes, gently unscrew my Tianling Cap...
I always thought that Mu Guiying was so violent because of her background as a bandit, but now it seems that the roots are still with her master.
The master is a violent maniac, so the apprentice will follow the violence in every way. Fortunately, Lishan's mother doesn't know much about the real world, otherwise she would have hit the door by now.
Mu Guiying thought badminton was not fun, so she dropped her racket and went straight to the tractor outside.
“Nothing is as fun as the sacred cow. One more lap will be fun.”
Li Yu felt that if she continued to mess with the land, she was afraid that it would only be used for children to play in the sand, so he stopped him and said:
"The car door is locked and can only be opened with a key... Are you over there? Be sure to keep the key and don't give it to others randomly, lest they escape from Muke Village and defect to other forces."
"Don't worry, sir, I only teach the most loyal men to drive, no one else can touch it. Touch."
While he was talking, there was a rumble of cars outside, and fertilizer was delivered.
The fertilizer delivery trucks are several common Dongfeng trucks, which are not too big and suitable for walking on mountain roads.
"Brother, where can we unload the fertilizer?"
"Just unload it here. Anyway, it will be used for land reclamation in these two days."
When the boss of the fertilizer store heard this, he began to instruct the workers to unload the truck.
Mu Guiying circled the truck several times, with excitement and excitement in her eyes:
"Sir, can I drive these cars?"
"Not yet. The road condition over there is too bad. Let's wait until the road is built later."
Now we are developing agriculture. Let Mother Lishan see the new changes, not to make you shine there.
Not long after, all fifty tons of chemical fertilizer and twenty-five tons of phosphate fertilizer were unloaded, and the store owner and the loader drove back.
Mu Guiying climbed to the top of the fertilizer pile in twos and twos, full of curiosity about the urea:
“Can these things really make crops grow well if they are spread on the ground? ?”
"Yes, remember the dosage. Spread a large bag of urea and a small bag of phosphate fertilizer on an acre of land. After spreading, plow the land. After plowing, crush the land quickly before planting potatoes."
Ancient Watering Water is inconvenient, so we have to plant as soon as possible while the newly plowed soil is moist. If we wait for the water to dry out, no matter how good the seeds are, they will not germinate.
Mu Guiying solemnly wrote it down, then followed Li Yu upstairs and received her newbie gift package - mobile phone, tablet computer, solar charger...
"Xiaochan , teach Guiying how to use the mobile phone, I will cache some farming videos on the tablet. "
"Okay sir, I will teach Sister Guiying now."
Diao Chan took the phone out of the box. Instead of turning it on immediately, she opened the drawer and took out a recently issued mobile phone card.
After Li Yu applied for a mobile phone card for Diao Chan last time, he took his ID card and went to the business halls of China Telecom and China Unicom to apply for several more cards.
These ancient people did not have mobile phone cards and could not use many functions, so they simply issued one to each of them.
It was precisely because everyone had mobile phone cards that Diao Chan established a time-travel team group and included all of them.
Now, there are many new members in the group. Unfortunately, Lu Bu and Qin Qiong are not here. Only when they come to the real world can their mobile phones have signals and receive group messages.
After installing the phone card, Diao Chan pressed the power button and said to Mu Guiying who was eager to try next to her:
"Press and hold for a few seconds to turn on the phone. Generally, if there is any problem, it can be solved by restarting it. . ”
After turning on the phone, first explain the basic functions to Mu Guiying, then install various apps for her, register for WeChat, and drag Mu Guiying into the [Travel Team] group.
“Is this the so-called group?”
Although Mu Guiying has been here a few times, she has never touched a mobile phone and is a little confused.
Diao Chan said to her seriously:
"Except for Mr., all the people in this group are people like us who came from time and space. The one at the top [so handsome that people and gods are angry] is Brother Fengxian. His online name is said to be It was given to me by Sun Facai.”
Mu Guiying looked at it and saw that the profile picture was very coquettish and the name was very cool, reflecting the character of Marquis Wen.
“Who is this [Qiong Wu] below?”
“It’s Brother Shubao. This is a fake name he often uses, and it’s also used here.”
"Then this [killing a tiger is not worth mentioning] is brother Wu?"
"Yes, it's brother Erlang. He likes people to praise him most for killing tigers with bare hands... [Chong'er is not alone] and The one at the bottom [Boss Li who runs a B&B] is my husband and me. Sister Guiying, what do you want to give yourself a WeChat name?” Good at.
Mu Guiying pondered for a moment, then came up with an online name:
“If I want to suppress Wen Hou’s arrogance, I’ll call it [Beautiful as hell], it’s all my own People, keep a low profile.”
You are so low-key, you are really the female version of Marquis Lu Wen... Diao Chan joked in her heart and helped Mu Guiying change her nickname.
As soon as he finished his work, Wu Song sent a message in the group:
"Is this Miss Guiying coming in?"
After saying that, he went to the group I sent a lucky red envelope:
“I sent a red envelope worth 100 yuan to celebrate. Sister Guiying can try her luck.”
Mu Guiying was a little confused, but also found it a bit fun, so she pestered Diao Chan and asked:
"Brother Wu, what are you doing? What is the red envelope? What should I do? It feels fun, but it's a pity that I think of my master I couldn't help but want to laugh out loud..."
What evil did your master do to accept such a top disciple like you?
Diao Chan told her the essentials of receiving red envelopes, and also used grain to calculate purchasing power:
“This 100 yuan can buy 70 to 80 kilograms of grain, but this is a joint effort for everyone. The luckier you are, the bigger the red envelope you will open.”
When Mu Guiying heard this, she quickly put her hands together and bowed:
"Master, Master, bless me with good luck. I will grab the red envelope and buy you milk tea!"
She nodded confidently. After opening the red envelope, a number popped up on the page:
0.01 yuan.
“What’s going on?”
Mu Guiying was a little confused. I received my red envelope and I got a penny?
Diao Chan took out her mobile phone and said:
"I'll try my luck."
She clicked on the red envelope, and another number popped up on the page:
99.51 yuan.
"Wow, I actually got a huge red envelope. I'm so lucky!"
Diao Chan was so excited that she spun around in circles for several weeks, and even ran to Li Yu to show off. When Mu Guiying looked unhappy, she Only then did he hold back his smile, thanked Wu Song first, and then sent a red envelope to the group.
Mu Guiying quickly clicked on her phone.
I had better luck this time:
0.15 yuan.
"Xiaochan Fairy, how much did you pay? Am I lucky?"
"I paid a hundred, are you too unlucky?"
Mu Gui Ying: "..."
Red envelopes are not fun at all. I won’t play anymore!
Li Yu finished caching the video. Seeing that it was getting late, he said to Mu Guiying:
"After getting familiar with the mobile phones and tablets, we will go to the backyard and start loading the truck to transport fertilizer... There are seventy-five tons in total. How about calling brother Fengxian and second brother Qin over?"
This is not big. The disadvantage of the truck is that all supplies have to be delivered personally.
But for the sake of confidentiality, this is the only way for the time being.
Mu Guiying was holding her breath, waving her hands and saying:
“No need, I can do it myself.”
There are so many strong men around me, how can I let a girl move?
Li Yu stood up and said:
"Let's all move together later, I'll call them."
He came down the stairs and was about to go find Brother Dao , and saw Lu Bu hurriedly coming from the back door.
Eh?
Is it such a coincidence?
Li Yu greeted him:
"Brother, I am in a hurry, what's the matter?"
Lu Bu said:
"Get rich and wise My brother sent me another letter, here it is for you.”
He took out the letter sealed in brown paper from his arms, glanced at the new snacks on the coffee table in the living room, and walked over to eat them.
I wonder what earth-shattering thing Sun Facai has done... Li Yu tore open the envelope and took out the letter paper inside.
As soon as I unfolded it, I found that the handwriting on the letter paper was very elegant, completely different from Sun Facai's handwriting.
What's going on?
He turned directly to the last page of the letter paper and saw the signature at the back:
"I am Cai Yan, thank you, brother!"
This... was this letter written by Cai Wenji?
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