Chapter 127 The most slutty guy in Hulao Pass [please ask for monthly tickets]
“Can’t we go back after eating?”
Zhao Dahu always believes that eating is the most important thing in the world. Today, because of the number of receptions, A tourist arrived ten minutes later than the scheduled dinner time.
He was about to go to the restaurant quickly and make up for the ten minutes at the table.
Unexpectedly, Lu Bu would not give Zhao Dahu this chance at all. He carried him with one hand and took him to the door of the B&B in a few steps.
"Marquis Wen is so strong!"
Mu Guiying returned from unloading the truck and charged the fifth wheel with the help of Wu Song. When he was about to go to the restaurant to eat, he saw Lu Bu carrying Zhao Dahu out with one hand. I was suddenly shocked.
Zhao Dahu is nearly 1.8 meters tall, has a strong body, and weighs at least 90 kilograms.
Such a big guy was actually carried out like a little chicken, with no ability to resist at all. It was simply shocking.
Wu Song said with a smile:
"When he was shooting his halberd at the gate, Marquis Wen was carrying Ji Ling, Yuan Shu's first general, as if he were a child."
Mu Guiying has been to the B&B several times and has a lot of respect for several heroes. I also know something about the hero’s deeds:
“Wu brother can do it too, right?”
Wu Song can even throw a stone pier of several hundred kilograms ten meters high, so naturally he can’t lift an adult. Next words:
“Yes, but I only have a lot of strength, unlike you and Marquis Wen, who are both capable of leading troops in war.”
Although Lu Bu's reputation in history is not very good, he is still good at fighting.
For example, using the cavalry to fly kites, Zhang Yan's Montenegrin army was forced into the deep mountains and forests, and they did not dare to show their faces. The occupation of Xuzhou, the sneak attack on Yanzhou, etc. were achieved by using lightning raid tactics.
Later, when Zhang Liao's formation killed Tadun and attacked Sun Quan, he actually used Lu Bu's tactics.
Concentrate superior forces to attack the Chinese army directly. As long as they can break through, the only thing the enemy can do is to escape.
Unfortunately, Zhang Liao was blocked by Chen Wu when he was in Xiaoyaojin, which gave Sun Shiwan, the top brother on the list, a chance to escape.
If it weren't for Chen Wu, he might have wiped out the Sun family directly and pacified Jiangdong.
In addition to leading troops to fight, Lu Bu is also very good at recruiting troops.
When he escaped from Chang'an, he only had Zhang Liao, Cao Xing and a few dozen horsemen around him. However, he took Dong Zhuo's head to Yuan Shu's place for a while, and then went to Yuan Shao's place to work as a day laborer. Unknowingly, he Tens of thousands of soldiers and horses were organized.
At the same time, Liu Bei didn't even have thousands of troops. If he wanted to rescue Kong Rong in Beihai, he had to go to Youzhou to borrow troops from Gongsun Zan first.
Sun Ce wanted to gain a foothold under Yuan Shu, so he also took out the jade seal passed down from the country, in exchange for 3,000 soldiers, and had the possibility of occupying Jiangdong.
Compared with these two princes who worked hard to recruit troops and horses, Lu Bu's troops came easily and happily.
Outside the gate, Zhao Dahu reluctantly got on his F250:
“It’s just you, big man. If it were anyone else, even if the sky fell, it wouldn’t delay my meal... When will your old armor be delivered to me?”
Lu Bu pointed to the small building of the B&B:
“It’s upstairs. If it’s suitable, I’ll go directly. Take away.”
"Okay, okay, let's go quickly."
Zhao Dahu started the car and went to Longwang Village in a hurry. He opened the courtyard door and walked into the exhibition hall next to it. There was a set of red clothes that were obviously two circles too big. Armor.
This set of armor uses piano paint technology. The fiery red color is shiny and dotted with flame patterns, which makes it look very domineering.
As for the shape, it is also extremely exaggerated, especially the position of the shoulder pads, with the addition of a huge and impractical golden animal head, which looks exaggerated and tacky.
But Lu Bu fell in love with Lu Bu at first sight:
"Haha, brother Xian is really a design genius. This set of armor is very popular with me!"
When Zhao Dahu heard this, he also got excited:
"The entire armor is made of alloy steel, which is highly protective. , and it is also lightweight. The chest armor and back armor adopt one-time casting technology, adding some edges and corners to prevent impact, making it look bright and beautiful. The shoulder armor and side skirts are made of shiny fish scale armor, all with rivets. It’s not only sexy, but also top-notch in terms of protection.”
Before he could finish speaking, Lu Bu took off his Feiyu suit and put the armor on his body.
Zhao Dahu moved a chair and stepped on it to help him fix it.
After the pieces of armor were fixed on his body, Lu Bu replaced the golden crown on his head with a new crown with two red pheasant feathers and the same piano lacquer effect as the armor.
“Holy shit, awesome, exactly the same as the Lu Bu in my mind!”
Zhao Dahu looked at Lu Bu’s domineering fiery red armor, coupled with Lu Bu’s handsome face, and felt that it was better than Lu Bu’s. The image of Lu Bu in the game is more perfect.
Is there a more powerful Marquis Wen than this?
Lu Bu looked at himself in the mirror and was overjoyed:
"My dear brother, he is able to design the armor so perfectly. He is truly a peerless talent. Let's see who will say that I don't look like Lu Bu in the future!"
Zhao Dahu laughed:
"You and Lu Bu look alike?" The main reason is that he is too handsome, but the styling is secondary."
Lu Bu: "..."
Brothers can talk more, I don't have any other hobbies, I just like him. Listen to this.
Looking at the mirror again, Lu Bu thought that no one in the hotel had seen him yet, so he picked up the flying fish robe thrown aside and urged Zhao Dahu non-stop:
"Let's go, let's eat quickly. Go, the sky is huge, and eating is the most important thing. How can you have the strength to strike iron if you don’t eat?”
Zhao Dahu:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
If you hadn’t kept urging me, I would have at least had a bowl of rice by now!
The two drove back to the B&B. As soon as they entered the gate, Lu Bu saw Brother Dao looking at him and couldn't help but burst into laughter:
"What a good dog, do you think this armor is very domineering? From your eyes, I can see that you like this look very much. Well, you are a good dog with discernment."
Brother Dao raised his paws and put them on his ears, closed his eyes, and expressed his true thoughts with practical actions.
But this move is useless to Lu Bu. He will interpret it from another angle:
"Are you ashamed of yourself? Don't be afraid. I will let Brother Zhao Xian make you a red suit when you are not busy anymore. Armor, let you also feel the addiction of being Lu Bu."
Zhao Dahu walked in with the car keys and saw this guy showing off to Brother Dao, and couldn't help but complain:
"Animals hate the color red, so go and eat quickly. You are showing off every day, and you are always pretending to be Lu Bu. One day Lu Bu really comes to your door, and he might beat you to death."
Arrive at the restaurant. , Zhao Dahu waved his hand to everyone:
“I’ll give you one minute to organize some words of praise, the king of the bed and breakfast is coming.”
Just after he finished speaking, he was all dressed up. Lu Bu, who was wearing fiery red armor, walked in. He was extremely tall, and he had two long blazing feathers on his head. When he entered, he even lowered his head.
Li Yu was eating tiger skin chicken feet. When he looked up and saw the fiery red feather duster shape, he couldn't help but said:
"Isn't this too eye-catching?"
Qin Qiong looked up and down, nodded and agreed:
"It is indeed a bit eye-catching. On the battlefield, the more eye-catching people are, the easier it is to be besieged. Wen Hou... seems to be ready to play the role of Lu Bu."
He wanted to say that he would make a splash at Hulao Pass, or defeat the eighteen princes, but he thought that there would be no time to eat. With Xiuhe, Zhao Dahu and others, the topic turned to playing Lu Bu.
Wu Song clinked the wine glass with Qin Qiong:
"It's in line with Brother Lu's publicity. Congratulations, brother, for winning the treasure. Come, come, have a full drink of this cup!"
Lü Bu smiled coquettishly, and when he saw everyone was looking over, he turned around specially. circle, allowing everyone to appreciate the full-body effect of the armor in 360 degrees without blind spots.
It's a pity that I didn't bring the Xishu Hundred Flowers Robe. Otherwise, paired with this armor, I would definitely attract a lot of envious glances.
When I came to the dining table, I saw a table of delicious food on the table. This guy sat down with a chair. He first took a tiger skin chicken foot and put it into his mouth to suck on it. Suddenly he thought of the armor on his body. , and asked quickly:
“Brother Dahu, if I sit down like this, there won’t be any creases on the armor, right?”
Zhao Dahu took a bite of the golden-fried couplet box between his hands:
"No, it will not delay anything except delaying your bragging."
Lu Bu took two bites of the food. , the focus was still on the armor on his body. He took out his mobile phone and took two selfies. Then without any explanation, he changed his WeChat nickname to:
[The No. 1 Slut in the Three Kingdoms]
The sexy red armor cannot be described simply as handsome.
After changing the name and changing the avatar to a selfie of myself, I put down my phone and started eating.
After the meal, Lu Bu couldn't wait to go upstairs, handed the old armor he had replaced to Zhao Dahu, hung the sword named [Pink Beauty] on his waist, and said to Li Yu:
"Brother, if there is nothing important here, I will go back first. The war is about to begin, so it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time."
Are you planning to go back and show off?
Li Yu did not criticize him, but calculated the time it would take to buy books online: "In three days, you can turn on the fifth wheel and come over. Sun Facai has asked for a lot of books, and I have to give them to him quickly. Buy it all, and then you can find a way to transport it to Luoyang.”
"No problem. Brother Wei was recently ordered to inspect the grain road. It is very convenient to go to and from Luoyang. There is no chance that the books will be lost."
He knew that the books Sun Facai specifically wrote to ask for must be very important. , so he quickly made a guarantee, and then said:
“I heard that the relationship between Xiandi and Cai Yong’s daughter is very close. Brother Xian can buy some more rice paper and let Xiandi from Cai fall in love with him, in case we can get married. For the sake of Qin and Jin, you and I can make a marriage happen."
Hey, Lu Bu is really smart.
Just when he was thinking about how to make Cai Yong treat Sun Facai better, this guy mentioned rice paper.
For Cai Daru, fame and fortune cannot seduce him, but if he comes up with rice paper made with modern technology, he will never be able to resist the temptation.
Well, first buy him twenty or thirty dollars, so that Lao Cai can experience the feeling of writing freely.
History has always said that Cai Lun invented papermaking, but in the late Eastern Han Dynasty and even the Three Kingdoms period, paper had always been rough, and writing was still done on bamboo slips and silk.
It was not until the Tang Dynasty that rice paper was officially introduced, which allowed calligraphy and painting to develop rapidly. Well-known calligraphers and painters became celebrities, and even the emperor himself participated in it and enjoyed it.
After drinking and eating, Lu Bu left in a hurry, and Mu Guiying also drove away on a tractor to teach the soldiers of Muke Village to plow the fields.
Li Yu took his mobile phone and bought textbooks for everyone from the first grade of elementary school to high school on the book website, and then bought some college textbooks for mainstream majors according to different majors.
For example, the biochemical environmental materials known as the four major sinkholes, as well as civil engineering, Chinese language, education, basic medicine, infectious medicine, etc.
It is not necessary that Cai Yan can understand them all, as long as she can expand her horizons.
After purchasing the textbooks, she also bought a large number of professional books and related materials according to the requirements. In addition, there was a globe with a diameter of almost half a meter, which allowed her to intuitively understand the entire world.
"Brother Xian has been selecting books. Who are these for?"
Qin Qiong walked into the study and asked curiously when she saw Li Yu buying and selling on his mobile phone.
Li Yu said:
"Cai Yan of the Three Kingdoms was interested in modern knowledge and requested many books by name."
Qin Qiong became interested as soon as he heard this:< br>
"What kind of books are there? Can Brother Yu have a look at the categories?"
Li Yu logged into his online shopping account on the computer, opened the purchase record, and showed it to Qin Qiong:
" Second brother can take a look, and I can buy more if necessary."
Qin Qiong sat down and looked at the page on the computer carefully, and selected some very basic textbooks, as well as teaching aids such as a globe.
“Can you buy these for Brother Yu? I want to ask someone to send them to Taiyuan.”
Is this a bet on the Li family... Li Yu asked while buying:
"Which of the Li family does the second brother like more?"
Qin Qiong shook his head:
“If it were Li Tang in real history, Brother Yu would naturally wait and see what happens, but in "The Legend of Xing Tang", the rest of the Li family are not like the master, and Brother Yu has no choice but Li Er."
< br>Don't mention Li Jiancheng. The culprit who killed Luo Cheng, Li Yuanji, was not a thing. He had all kinds of bad ideas.
In the world of "Xing Tang Zhuan", the crybaby Li Shimin is the only choice.
After finishing speaking, Qin Qiong sighed again:
“I hope these books and items can help Li Er become a wise king.”
After Li Yu finished buying, he bought more A comparison table between traditional and simplified fonts prevented Li Shimin from being blinded by simplified characters.
After all the books were bought, Li Yu also bought a bunch of strange-looking crafts and various shiny accessories from wholesale websites.
I hope these things can help Sun Facai gain a foothold among the gentry.
In order to prevent this guy from looking too out of the ordinary, Li Yu even bought him several hair covers made of real hair to wear on important occasions, so that his short hair would not be regarded as an alien.
"Sir, Sister Zhou asked me to watch a movie tomorrow night."
While choosing handicrafts, Diao Chan walked in holding her mobile phone and showed Li Yu the chat history between her and Zhou Ruotong. look.
“I’ll go if I ask you.”
Li Yu took the phone and looked at it. Zhou Ruotong only invited Diao Chan in the chat history, but there were three movie tickets shown.
Do I still have a share in this?
"Hee hee, three movie tickets, sir, do you want to go too?"
Li Yu didn't care, Zhou Dafu's hotpot had been eaten several times, and he wanted to watch a movie. What's there?
He said:
"Go and be a flower protector. Just in time to pack up some popcorn and Coke, let Guiying bring it to her master to experience the power of some fat house packages."
Don't look back. Mu Guiying has not changed. She became a fat house, but the ancestor of mankind became a fat house.
When Diao Chan heard this, she quickly sent a message to Zhou Ruotong:
"Brother Yu is also clamoring to go, saying that the food will not be delicious without seeing Sister Zhou. Sister, do you want to let me go?" Is he going to see it too?”
Zhou Ruotong replied:
"I have prepared his movie tickets. I will meet Wanda at five o'clock tomorrow evening. Let's have a barbecue there first and then go to the movie after eating."
"Oh, that's great. You can follow. Sister Zhou has eaten delicious food!"
In Guanlan Mingshu Community, Zhou Ruotong played the Crayon Shin-chan that was hung on the desk again:
"When will you be like your cousin? How about cute?”
After playing Xiaoxin, she put down her phone, opened her laptop, and typed a few big words on the screen:
[Preliminary Exploration Plan of Shitouzhai Cave]
After finishing the Yangzhifang Tomb, the plan to explore Shitouzhai Cave was put back on the agenda. This was a project led by Zhou Ruotong, so she was more concerned about it.
"Hire a few more people from the village and go to the cave to have a look together. I hope we can gain something."
In the B&B, Li Yu finished purchasing the necessary items and went there non-stop. I downloaded the videos Cai Yan needed, such as documentaries such as "Traveling in China", "Aerial Photography of China", "Great Power and Heavy Industry", and some short videos introducing popular memes in recent years.
Anyway, I downloaded all the videos on social sciences, history, culture, education, people's livelihood, etc., and also downloaded some classic movies by the way.
For example, "Crazy Stone" has countless golden sentences, "Crazy Race" is full of memes from beginning to end, and "Wulin Gaiden" is known as the pinnacle of sitcoms, etc.
Congratulations, he prepared a bunch of data. When he copied it to the USB flash drive, he discovered that it actually exceeded 1T. He had to take out the newly purchased mobile hard disk and copy the data into it.
“With such a hodgepodge of ancient and modern culture, I don’t know what kind of genius can be cultivated.”
After finishing copying, Li Yu was about to turn off the computer when he suddenly thought that he hadn’t talked to Liu Xie for a long time. I contacted him, but I don’t know how this little guy is doing.
He picked up a multi-purpose USB flash drive that could be connected to a tablet computer and selectively stored some learning videos and documentaries in it, hoping to bring him new inspiration.
After finishing all these things, it was almost nine o'clock in the evening.
Li Yu stretched out and was about to move his arms and legs when Diao Chan walked in with a plate of fruit:
"Are you tired, sir? I washed some fruits. You Try it."
"Okay, I'll eat it later."
Li Yu went to wash his hands and took a look at Wu Song's room and saw him and Qin Qiong sitting there again. Drinking started in the room, but he didn't bother him. Instead, he went back to the study to eat fruit and play games.
The next morning, several tractors and supporting machinery and equipment ordered were delivered. Not only did they include plows, rotary tillers, and seeders, but each vehicle even towed a dump truck bucket to facilitate the transportation of grain.
Li Yu checked it over and tried the dump function of each vehicle.
After confirming that there was no problem, we parked near the backyard gate.
When Mu Guiying comes back, let her transport the equipment back. Once the people there learn it, they can quickly plant potatoes to avoid missing out on moisture.
While I was thinking about this, the air at the gate of the backyard fluctuated, and Mu Guiying sneaked into the real world:
"Sir, my master is hungry for milk tea. Can you buy a few cups now? She said that if she delivers it in an hour, it can help me make some rain and let my crops grow strong."
Huh?
Having not started using snacks to guide you, Feizhaiwa is already online?
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The computer suddenly broke down. I struggled all afternoon and couldn’t fix it, so I simply bought a new one. It’s still on the road. Fortunately, I still have some left today. Please save the manuscript, otherwise you will be blinded. The coding has been slow in the past two days and may be updated once in a while. I hope you can forgive me and I will update it normally when the new computer arrives. Damn, this kind of thing happens when your career is on the rise~~~
(End of this chapter)