Chapter 132 The Empress’s Thousand Trials [Requesting monthly votes]
“Your master did not apply any magic power on this letter, right?”
Li Yugang was about to open the letter, and thought that this was a woman after all. Empress Wa wrote that she was worried that if there was magic power, her small body would not be able to withstand any accidents.
The empress is an ancient saint with boundless power. Killing yourself is easier than stepping on an ant.
Mu Guiying was standing next to Diao Chan watching her writing a composition. When she heard this, she said:
"No, Master said your letter didn't have any magic power fluctuations, and you were quite gentlemanly, so she didn't do anything, and even blocked the secrets to avoid being noticed by the heavens."
Good guy, it turned out to be true. It's to go against heaven's will.
Li Yu felt like he was in contact with the underground party, and the letter in his hand became slightly heavier.
He picked up the paper knife and carefully opened the envelope, and found that the envelope was actually made of kraft paper, and the letter paper inside was also A4 paper.
“What’s going on? Your Majesty used my stationery envelope to write a reply?”
"Yes, she specially used magic power to erase the words on it. She thought it was funny. She also said that your handwriting was very weird. It took her a long time to imitate it before she could write it."
Imitation?
Li Yu opened the letter paper and discovered that the font inside was actually simplified Chinese official script, and it was specially blackened and bolded.
It is exactly the same as the printed words, with no trace of handwriting at all.
Your Majesty is really busy... He unfolded the letter and read it carefully:
"Thank you Daoyou Li for your letter, which solved a lot of my confusion. I don't care about Guiying's fate in the human world, because from the perspective of gods, an apprentice can go down to earth for fifty or sixty days, so that he can experience the sufferings of the human world and avoid being assimilated by heaven. It can also improve your level. This is the best of both worlds.”
Holy shit, the content of the first paragraph is so exciting!
From a human perspective, the fate of many heroes is very tragic, but Nuwa Empress provides a fairy perspective, and the feeling suddenly becomes different.
Whether Wu Song or Mu Guiying, it was as if they had descended to experience a large-scale script killing.
When you die, you can return to heaven and become a god. The rank of a god can even be improved. From the perspective of a god, this is indeed a good thing.
So...shouldn't Wu Song be advised to stay in the real world at that time?
But from a mortal point of view, this kind of arranged fate is really uncomfortable, especially when the efforts to save Wu Dalang ended up in vain. This feeling of powerlessness, so what if you become a god?
In "The Romance of the Yang Family", there is no mention of how many years Mu Guiying lived, but she was in her fifties. After all, she was still in command at the age of fifty-three.
The empress said that she would be in the world for fifty or sixty days, does that mean she lived for fifty or sixty years?
This also confirms a setting in "Journey to the West": one day in the sky and one year on the earth.
Some netizens have analyzed the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl based on this setting before.
From a mortal point of view, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl can only meet once a year, which is so tragic and pitiful.
But from the perspective of a god, Weaver Girl is not miserable. Not only can she see her children every day, but her husband has been in a state of vigor and vigor for a year.
This is not a punishment, it is clearly a reward.
When it comes to loving children, it has to be the Queen Mother!
After reading the first paragraph again, Li Yu noticed the words 'Assimilated by Heaven'.
The way of heaven is part of the rules, and it is cold when turned into rules. Therefore, gods must descend to earth from time to time to stabilize their own humanity by experiencing the warmth and coldness of the human world. Only in this way can they avoid being assimilated.
It is very similar to the settings of many prehistoric novels and cultivation novels.
Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu began to read the next paragraph:
“This time I descended to earth, I deduced the fate of the apprentice. I wanted to make some repairs as usual, so that the apprentice could be fifty or sixty years old. Tian was living more comfortably, and I didn’t want to think that I couldn’t change her fate at all, so I noticed that God was interfering, no matter how hard I tried, God would correct her fate to the original process.”
The empress still loves her apprentice, and even if she goes down to earth to experience, she still wants Mu Guiying to live a more relaxed life.
But it was through loving my apprentice that I discovered that fate cannot be changed.
According to the empress’s temperament, the less she is allowed to do anything, the more energetic she will be. After all, this old human mother is famously rebellious.
“Determined that I could not reverse Guiying’s fate, I used the magical power of tracing back to my origins to go back in time to the first day of my descent to earth, intending to intervene in her fate all over again, but I still failed.”
“I tried to train her to be a lady, without teaching her martial arts, but she learned it in her dreams and eventually went into battle to kill the enemy.”
"I tried to take her away from the Central Plains and go overseas, but she sneaked back halfway and became the leader of the village again."
"I asked Laojun for some elixirs that can help Xiaju ascend. She wanted to skip this section, but in her eyes, the elixir became the caterpillar she was most afraid of, and she would not eat it alive or dead."
"I went back to the source a thousand times, but no matter how I arranged it, In the end, they will all return to their predetermined destiny under the intervention of Heaven. After reading Li Daoyou’s letter, I realized that this world comes from a book with a predetermined plot.”
Seeing this, Li Yu suddenly realized. Somewhat emotional.
The empress really put a lot of thought into this silly baby Mu Guiying.
The magical power of returning to one's origins, which involves time, is not simple at first glance, and it is estimated that it requires countless magical powers.
But the empress did not care and went back thousands of times. Let alone intervening in a world, even if a computer is restarted thousands of times, it will take a long time.
Li Yu glanced at Mu Guiying, who was eating buns and playing games, and felt very envious. Being so pampered by an old human mother, it’s no wonder that she has always been so happy and has no worries.
With such a master, it is no problem to walk sideways in the three realms.
“Since Fellow Daoist Li said that people from the outside can come in and reverse the world, I will make some preparations and see what changes Fellow Daoist can bring to Muke Village. If it can really succeed, no matter how I offended you in ancient times, For me, it’s all written off. ”
The empress went straight to the big size, she was no longer pretending.
But in ancient times, I really have not offended you, old man, so please stop worrying about this incident, okay?
After reading the letter, Li Yu folded it and stuffed it back into the envelope.
I thought it was amazing when I received letters from Shan Xiongxin and Cai Yan before. This time I received a letter directly from the old mother of the human race. Although it was in simplified Chinese characters or Chinese official script, the content was completely different. not simple.
Be sure to keep it, this is so memorable.
Mu Guiying finished eating the bun and was about to show off another one when she saw Li Yu's face full of emotion and asked curiously:
"Sir, why are you looking like this? Is my master threatening you?"
"No, she is very good and has paid a lot for you. Don't be angry with her in the future."
"No, I beat her legs today. Master rewarded me with a A bowl that contains all poisons. If you use that bowl to eat in the future, you won’t be afraid of being poisoned!”
A bowl that eliminates all poisons?
Is this because there is something wrong with the ingredients shipped there?
The empress dotes on this girl to the core.
Diao Chan, who was writing a composition, said:
"Sister Guiying, your master's underwear will arrive tomorrow. Remember to pick it up. I bought ten sets in total, as well as some modern clothes. You can take them all over."
"Thank you, Fairy Xiaochan, for doing so well. Be careful when my master takes you away as his apprentice, and you will be a god by then."
When Diao Chan heard this, she quickly shook her head and said:
"No, no, no, I want to be with my husband and not be a god."
I said on the first day that I came here, I will be wherever brother Yu is. Wherever I am, I can't bear to leave him.
Li Yu took out a brand new tablet and mobile phone, installed some stand-alone software in them, downloaded a bunch of e-books, cached some videos, and took out a solar charger. He handed it to Mu Guiying:
"Bring this to your master, she should be able to use it after a while."
Since I have established a relationship with the empress, I naturally have to give a newbie a gift package.
"Wow, that's great. My master was just trying to play with his cell phone."
Mu Guiying took it and was about to leave when Li Yu said to her again:
"I'll buy you a batch of handicrafts, imitation gems and the like later. You can take them over to find some reliable people and exchange them for food and other daily necessities. You can also buy coal mines and the like. Anyway, just don't let the people in the village go hungry again. ."
"Okay, okay, no problem!"
With coal mines, coke can be made, and steel can be made from coke. The by-product ammonia is a raw material for making fertilizers.
The last time I checked, coke appeared in the middle and late Northern Song Dynasty. This was a boost to the progress of iron and steel technology in the Song Dynasty and was also the main energy source of the Song Dynasty.
It is not too outrageous to have Mu Guiying make it decades in advance.
During the great steel-making period of the 1950s and 1960s, the indigenous coke-making process was implemented in rural areas all over the country. It was not difficult and could be implemented even in ancient times. As for making fertilizers and the like, that is incidental. With a lot of steel, why worry about food? Just exchange or grab it directly.
Mu Guiying left in a hurry, and Li Yu didn't play the game anymore, but picked up "Water Margin".
The old mother of the human race retraced time thousands of times in order to change Mu Guiying's fate. So why didn't Wu Song rebel against the Water Margin world and use this trick?
She doesn’t know how to do it, or is she too lazy to use this trick?
Li Yu checked the settings of Jiutian Xuannv. She is proficient in formations and likes to issue military orders. Such people are very rational and are not as emotional as the old mother of the human race.
I guess I think Wu Song will leave as soon as he leaves, so he will lose the star if he replaces the player on the same day.
Anyway, her mission is to cleanse the demonic energy of one hundred and eight gods. As for which mortal body is used to cleanse it, it doesn't matter.
While thinking about this, Wu Song came back from having dinner in Shitouzhai Village.
Li Yu saw him and asked seriously:
"Erlang, if you had not settled in modern society, there is a high probability that you would become an immortal in the future. Do you regret it?"
Now that you have made a new discovery, let us know and we can’t hide it.
Wu Song said with a smile:
"Marquis Wen has actually told my younger brother about this a long time ago, saying that as long as he tolerates it, he will become a god in the future. But my younger brother believes that the real world is so warm and harmonious, even a dull life Decades are better than tens of thousands of years wasted with regrets."
He poured a glass of water and drank it, and then said:
"Working in the village these days. My little brother also learned a sentence: If you believe it, there are ghosts and gods, and if you don’t believe it, there will be none. As long as I don’t believe it, there will be no gods, ghosts, or ghosts in my world.”
Holy shit, Erlang has been silent. Has progress reached the point of atheism?
Many people in modern society are still unable to do this, but Wu Song, an ancient man, has achieved this level. From this point of view, he is really suitable for modern society.
It’s just a bit regretful that I can’t be a god and live forever.
Wu Song was not sentimental. He put down the cup, took out a yellowed book from his arms and handed it to Li Yu:
"I was cleaning the village room today and pulled out a book from the bookshelf. The book, I thought it was suitable for ancient times, so I brought it here specially.”
Suitable for ancient times?
Li Yu took the book and looked at it. The words "Soil Fertilizer" were printed on the front.
This is a book written in the 1950s and 1960s. The words "Man can conquer nature" on the title page make people's hearts swell.
Yeah, so what about gods, as long as humans work together, gods can do it!
Opening the contents of the book, there are detailed instructions on how to accumulate various soil fertilizers, such as how to compost cow manure, how to compost pig manure, how to compost plant straw, etc. Li Yu's eyes lit up.
Mukezhai has about a thousand acres of land. I can support it with some chemical fertilizers. In the future, there will be millions or tens of millions of acres of land. The fertilizers needed will be flooded out, but I don’t have the ability to support it.
On the contrary, we can develop local composting methods, which can also promote agricultural production.
And when the electricity returns to normal, we can also purchase some small organic fertilizer processing equipment and transport it to ancient times.
This kind of small processing plant can produce 200,000 tons of organic fertilizer a year, and the raw materials are relatively simple, such as plant straw and domestic waste. It can be promoted in ancient times.
The most difficult thing is seeds. Modern seeds are all hybrid types. Generally, no crops will grow at all after three or four generations. This is a bit of a trap, but you can use this kind of seeds to gain access to wealthy families.
The information given to Jia Xu contains these contents. Maybe he is already designing a way to deal with the nobles.
Li Yu read through the book and planned to find an electronic version online. He would then arrange a copy for everyone so that they could get familiar with it first and try it out when they get a chance.
"Sir, my composition is ready."
While thinking, Diao Chan came over with a piece of square manuscript paper and submitted the assignment.
Li Yu took it and took a look. This girl wrote in great detail her experience of coming from the world of the Three Kingdoms to modern society. For her, this was indeed an unforgettable thing.
"The writing is good, but the use of punctuation marks still needs practice, and the words and sentences are not consciously mixed with classical Chinese. You have to practice again and can't relax."
After finishing speaking, Li Yu scored 99 points for this essay.
One point is deducted because I am worried that this girl is proud.
“Wow, you got such a high score, thank you sir!”
Diao Chan was very happy. All three exams today were over 90 points. According to the Internet, this should be Can you meet the standards of a top student?
Hmph, I don’t need to be very powerful, as long as I can leave behind some two classmates who give me a headache.
At 9:40 pm, Li Yu turned on a flashlight and prepared to go downstairs with Wu Song for a inspection. When he walked to the window, he noticed that it was snowing outside.
The goose feathers and heavy snow fell down one after another, and when illuminated by the floor lamp in the yard, it looked elegant and beautiful.
Li Yuchong said to Diao Chan who was reading in the study:
"Xiaochan, it's snowing outside, put on your snow boots, and let's go out for a walk."
When Wu Song heard this, he held a flashlight and said:
"Brother Li, please accompany Xiaochan. I can just go and inspect the backyard."
His house had just been capped when it encountered heavy snow, which felt like a good sign.
Diao Chan came to the window to take a look, and said with excitement in her voice:
"Wow, it's snowing so heavily. Sir, wait a moment, I'll go change my shoes right away."
Soon, this girl ran over fully dressed.
Not only did she put on white snow boots, but she also wore a pink ear-warming hat and a lake blue moisture-proof thickened down jacket, as if she were going to a ski resort.
The two came downstairs and saw that the snow on the ground had reached their feet. Brother Dao was running around in the snow, looking very excited.
Li Yu turned on the headlights in the yard, took a photo of the falling snowflakes outside and sent it to Zhou Ruotong:
"It's snowing, be careful to keep warm."
"You too, go to bed early and stop playing around."
Why do you feel like you are being treated as a child... Li Yu muttered, grabbed a ball of snow, rubbed it twice, and then smashed it into Diao Chan's face.
“Ah ah ah brother Yu, you are dead, don’t run away, I will hit you too!”
Diao Chan grabbed a ball of snow and chased after Li Yu for revenge. .
Soon, some guests who were not sleeping also ran out and had a snowball fight together.
When everyone got tired of playing, they started working together again and built a big snowman in the yard. After the snowman was built, they took turns taking photos together. The night battle in the snow ended only when their noses turned red from the cold.
Li Yu walked along the corridor to the backyard, wanting to see how the stables were kept warm and cold.
Diao Chan wrapped herself up like a little rice dumpling and chased after her, and said excitedly:
“The sisters just said that they wanted to walk in the snow with the person they like. Let’s go, this will make us grow old... Sir, can you walk with me for a while?”
Li Yu silently brushed off the snowflakes on the girl’s body:
“That’s all for fun? Damn it, it’s easy to catch a cold in such heavy snow.”
But after all, he still stepped into the heavy snow.
When Diao Chan saw it, she quickly trotted to keep up with her, the smile on her face never stopping.
The two of them went to the stables and took a look, and found that there were no snowflakes floating in, so they felt relieved.
Li Yu added feed to the horses, then strolled outside the gate to look at the cars parked outside. Just as he was about to return to the B&B, Diao Chan took off his gloves and raised his hand to draw on the hood of the car. A large heart-shaped pattern.
Then he wrote the words "Brother Yu" in the middle of the pattern, and "Sister Zhou" next to it. Finally, he added his name and wrote "Happiness" next to it. words.
She took out her phone with her red hands and took a photo, then put on her gloves and followed Li Yu back to the B&B.
Early the next morning, the snow stopped, and no one in the B&B slept in. Everyone got up early, put on their most beautiful Hanfu, and took various photos in the yard.
Big Black Horse was forced to open early in the morning and was ridden by several tourists in the backyard to take a bunch of photos.
When everyone is tired from playing, we go to the restaurant to have breakfast together.
Li Yu came to the stable with a broom, intending to sweep the snow at the door so as not to bring it into the stable and make the ground wet.
While they were busy, a figure flashed at the gate of the backyard, and Lu Bu walked in riding a red rabbit horse.
“Oh, it’s snowing!”
Seeing Li Yu, he quickly got off his horse, took off the action camera on his chest, and came to Li Yu excitedly:
"Brother Xian, I have good news for you, Dian Wei has joined the Bingzhou Army!"
(End of this chapter)