Chapter 138 The Dilemma Facing the Empress [Requesting Monthly Tickets]
I can actually find it through my mind. Isn’t the Empress so powerful?
I used to make fun of people on the Internet who would follow the network cable to come to your door and hack you to death. I didn’t expect that gods are also good at this trick. It’s so scary.
But thinking of Empress Nuwa’s promise in the letter, Li Yu said weakly:
“The empress said she has canceled it with me, and she will not hit me again...right? ”
Mu Guiying gave him a sideways look:
"It seems that you have many misunderstandings about my master. Even if she says to cancel it, it only means letting your Tianling Gai go. It doesn't mean that she won't beat you up... Missing me When I was young, I was shy and graceful, with a quiet temper. It was because of following my master that I became what I am now. Alas, the past is too hard to look back on!”
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Your own setting is that you are in trouble, and you actually blame the empress?
Fortunately, I can't reach out my hand, otherwise I will definitely hang you up and beat you... Wait, this girl's motive at that time was to go to a place where the master can't be found.
So she was so resistant to building a temple for Empress Nuwa, wasn't she worried about her own safety?
If the empress were here, she would have been snatched away by invisible hands as soon as she said a word.
Thinking of this, Li Yu showed off his cards:
"If you don't allow the temple to be built, aren't you worried that the empress will beat you up?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Gui Ying subconsciously covered his butt, and then argued:
"No way, Master is on good terms with me. He can only beat you, not me... She also said yesterday that if you don't give me ten boxes of facial masks, I'll spank your butt into thirteen petals. That's right, ten. Three Petals, I’m asking you if you’re afraid!”
Can you only count to thirteen?
Li Yu was now completely sure that it was not the empress who hindered the construction of the temple, but this crazy girl who pretended to be powerful.
However, whether or not to build a nunwa temple is still up for debate. If the empress really comes to beat me, then I am asking for trouble. Let me think about it again. Anyway, construction will not start until the beginning of next spring, so there is still time.
Mu Guiying looked around:
"Didn't you prepare supplies for me?"
"Not yet. Did you take those handicrafts to exchange for money?"
Hearing this, the leader of the village Mu started to sneer again:
"That's natural. I went to a nearby county to find a few wealthy households, and used a few handicrafts and a few artificial gems to exchange for 10,000 stones of grain. I even delivered it to the village in person. Mr.'s method worked as expected. Easy to use. ”
Modern handicrafts and artificial gems were absolutely peerless treasures in ancient times.
It's a pity that Muke Village is too far from Kaifeng, Tokyo. Otherwise, dumping a wave of modern handicrafts will not only bring great wealth, but also maybe get an official position.
Ten thousand shi of grain, based on the weight of the Song Dynasty and modern times, is almost one million kilograms of grain.
There are only a few thousand people in Muke Village. Even if they are open to eating, it can take more than half a year.
In the future, all she needs to do is get her some meat and vegetables from time to time, and she won’t have to worry about purchasing staple food. This will save a lot of trouble.
“Have you finished planting sweet potatoes and corn?”
With no more food worries, Li Yu asked about the farming situation again.
Mu Guiying said:
"After the planting is finished, it is easy for Muke Village to have thousands of people to manage a thousand acres of land. Now the village plans to open up wasteland again and allocate some more people. We dug rivers and built canals, and my father also asked me to open a large vegetable field and asked me to bring some seeds back.”
It seems that everything is on track.
Li Yu asked a few more questions. Thinking that the three sacred books should be of great use to Muke Village, he said:
"I have prepared a few books. You can take them back and show them to your master first, and then let more people in the village who know how to read learn to read. They will be useful for both medical treatment and people's livelihood."
Now Muke The village has just started, so it is not suitable for reforms such as military training to avoid taking too big a step.
First, complete the infrastructure, study the use of soil and cement, and then build a few brick kilns, burn some bricks, and improve the living environment in the village.
Anyway, with modern handicrafts and artificial gems, Mu Guiying can continue to harm the wealthy households and large landowners around her.
Of course, they didn't suffer. Those who could become rich and big landowners in that era were people in the court. Handicrafts and artificial gems would definitely bring them greater benefits.
"In the past six months, you have to re-plan the living area in the village. Streets, houses, drainage and other infrastructure must be all in place. At the same time, we will further open up wasteland and build water conservancy projects. If those sweet potato seedlings grow for a while, they can be cut off and re-buried in the soil. There, you can still grow sweet potatoes..."
Li Yu took the trouble to talk about the arrangements for Muke Village. Mu Guiying was worried that he would not remember it, so he turned on the recording function on his mobile phone and went back to play it for the villagers. Scholars, listen.
Although Muke Village is a bandit den, after all, the predecessor was General Mu Yu. Because Zhao Kuangyin released his military power after drinking wine, he led his soldiers to occupy the mountain and become the king.
Although the position of leader of the village has been passed to Mu Guiying, and some soldiers have also dispersed, there are still thousands of people left, many of whom are literate.
Li Yu plans to let these scholars adapt for a while and open a literacy class to strive to achieve more results in this six months.
The mission appointed by the old mother of the human race must be completed with quality and quantity.
After explaining this, he opened the online shopping APP again, chose a brand with a good reputation, and placed an order for twenty boxes of facial masks for the empress.
"Haha, you are really afraid of being beaten. Tell your master when you get back and I will use this reason to blackmail you in the future."
Good guys, you master and apprentice are working together to make a big deal, right?
Li Yu said:
"The empress likes it, so of course I have to buy it for her... You can ask about the temple construction when you go back, don't be too careful, otherwise I will tell the empress all the things you arranged for her."
Mu Guiying Naturally, he didn’t believe it:
“How could you tell her without me delivering the letter?”
“Didn’t you say that she would be able to sense it if I worship the empress? I’ll find a place to worship the empress. , tell her in a prayerful way, do you think you are a sensible and obedient child? "!"
He is worthy of being an immortal of the same generation as his master, but he is quite a thief!
She gave in obediently:
"I will tell you when I get back, but Master doesn't like others to build temples to worship her, because too much thought power will make her gradually return to the way of heaven. I have always annoyed her. Being angry is to make her more humane... Master said that one day she will stop being angry and let me run away and never go back again."
Is there another saying?
No wonder the empress, like a grumpy old mother, has such concerns.
From now on, give her more things from the human world to help her stabilize her humanity.
However, the role of building temples cannot be completely denied. Li Yu is not clear about how to worship gods in the world in the book, but modern people, especially modern young people, worship gods for fun. It is not true. superstitious.
For example, there were people on the Internet showing off their new manicure to the gods in the temple, showing off their transcripts for postgraduate entrance examinations, and some even praying to the gods to let their bosses find a wife and stop hanging around the company all the time.
Anyway, there are all kinds of things, and none of them are serious.
If the empress listened to these prayers, she would find it very interesting, and human nature would be more stable, right?
Well, if you build a temple, you should find a way to attract a group of fun-loving people, so that they have a place to complain, and the empress can also feel the warmth of the human world.
The best of both worlds!
Li Yu told Mu Guiying his thoughts and asked her to convey it to the empress. After that, he asked about the consequences of being assimilated by Tiandao:
"Even if the empress is assimilated, Isn’t he also a god? Can he become a murderer who doesn’t recognize his relatives?”
Frustration was written on Mu Guiying’s pretty face:
"Master said that once she is assimilated, she will become part of the rules of heaven and earth, and there will be no more of her in the future... The way of heaven pays attention to the order of hierarchy. Master and I are not used to being big or small. If it were the way of heaven, she should be given to me on the spot. A world-destroying thunder catastrophe..."
Okay, so that's what happened.
Li Yu asked again:
"How do you usually go to the empress? It feels like visiting."
"Large items are handed over through sacrifices. Give it to Master, I will carry it with me when I am young...Master is not in the Three Realms, it is a cave of its own world. I can pass through it just by chanting Master's name in Muke Village. But others can't. I have had people try it, and the result is that. Those people were all struck by lightning..."
Good guy, this is why you are not afraid of thunder and lightning, right?
Mu Guiying flipped through the books prepared for her:
"The shooting essentials of the Type 56 submachine gun...Isn't the gun for stabbing and picking? Can it also shoot?"
You don’t look at so many people’s livelihood measures, but you focus on firearms... Li Yu found a picture of the Type 56 submachine gun from the Internet and said to her:
“This is a modern hot weapon, which is different from a cold weapon. However, black gunpowder was already available in the Song Dynasty. I will give you the specific formula later, and you can find an alchemist to make it.”
TNT is a bit difficult, and the people of the Song Dynasty may not be able to make it for a while, but black powder is no problem. Once it is made, they can start preparing cannons.
Although it is difficult to make cannons with the steel technology of the Song Dynasty, it can be processed in modern society. Anyway, as long as cannonballs are not produced, there is no danger. It is many times more efficient than hand forging in the Song Dynasty.
Let Mu Guiying summarize the black powder technology later and share it with the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties and the Three Kingdoms world, so as to improve military strength together.
It is a pity that Ling Zhen from the Water Margin world is nowhere to be found, otherwise giving him some tutorials on how to make modern field artillery, mountain artillery and mortars would definitely make artillery technology a huge leap forward.
Mu Guiying looked at the gun shooting video on the computer. With a shake of his arm, there was a throwing knife in his hand: "It feels faster than my throwing knife and the distance is farther... Sir, you Can you help me buy two thousand of these guns? I will pay you gold.”
It’s useless if you offer diamonds, they are contraband.
Li Yu told her some legal knowledge about modern gun bans:
“You can’t buy it in China. Although you can buy it abroad, I can’t bring it with you... I’ll talk about it later when we have a solution. , you won’t have the chance to experience it in a short time.”
In the middle and late Ming Dynasty, there were matchlocks and flintlock guns even took shape.
If Brother Dao can open a classic novel from the Ming and Qing Dynasties, we can exchange it. Unfortunately, this guy has only been playing for fun recently and has not read any other books.
When Mu Guiying heard that he could not buy a gun, and there was no supplies this time, he packed up his books and prepared to go back.
Just at this time Diao Chan came in and called for dinner:
"Dinner is ready, today I have my favorite sweet and sour pork ribs... Sister Guiying, are you here? Do you want to have a meal before going back? ?”
Mu Guiying put down the book in his hand calmly:
"Since Fairy Little Chan sincerely invites me, I'll have a meal before leaving."
Well, the sweet and sour pork ribs are also my village owner's favorite, but it's a pity that the cooks in the village don't know how to cook them. He also kept saying that cooking with sugar is a waste of money... Sigh, I really have nothing to say to these ordinary people.
The three of them went downstairs together and walked towards the restaurant.
Mu Guiying looked at the remaining snow in the courtyard that had almost melted, and couldn't help but said:
"Last time, I originally planned to build a snowman in the shape of my master, but ended up having a snowball fight instead. , completely forgotten... It’s a pity that you can’t see Master’s true appearance.”
Aren’t all gods formless and formless?
With your skills, can you build a snowman that looks like a real person?
In order to prevent this girl from messing around, Li Yu couldn't help but remind:
"The snowman sculpture is also a statue of your master. I am worried that it will be connected to your world and my queen will notice it."
Sure enough, when Mu Guiying heard this, she quickly gave up the idea of building a small snowman out of the remaining snow on the ground. She hurriedly ran into the kitchen, washed her hands first, then served the rice, and sat at the dining table to start showing off her meal.
The sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, and there are also sweet dishes such as rock sugar elbow, cherry meat, etc. Mu Guiying took two bites of rice and the more she ate, the more she liked it.
Remembering that the master had not tasted this kind of delicious food, she asked Li Yu in a low voice:
"Sir, how about you cook me a table of dishes like this one day? I will take it back to the master. , let her touch my light and taste these delicacies.”
Dip your light?
You have been taking advantage of her, right?
Since it is for the old mother of the human race to enjoy, Li Yu will naturally not refuse:
"Okay, if you are not busy, I will make a table of sweet and sour dishes. You can take them back, but you can't eat them secretly."< br>
Mu Guiying swallowed with some guilt:
“Sir, I’m not that kind of person to say anything... But if Master invites me to eat together, then you won’t blame me. After all, As a disciple, you should listen to your master. "
Now you are obedient again, right?
However, considering that the empress is always in danger of being assimilated by the heaven, it is not bad to have a carefree and silly girl by her side, who can bring back the anger no matter how low her blood pressure is.
After the meal, Mu Guiying tried on Diao Chan’s white shoes and wore them happily. Xiao Diao Chan was so angry that she stomped her feet:
“I told you this bandit. She bought it and grabbed it!"
Li Yu comforted:
"I'll go to the city to buy you a few more pairs tomorrow."
Diao Chan refused sensibly:
"That's not necessary, I still have five or six pairs...Sir, I want to try the positive and negative electrode test, is it okay?"
This is According to elementary school textbooks, lamp beads can be lit by connecting the positive and negative terminals of the battery with wires.
Although we use various electrical appliances every day, Diao Chan doesn’t understand the principles, so she wanted to do a small experiment to get an intuitive feel.
Aren’t all girls not interested in science... Li Yu said:
"Okay, I'll look for experimental materials and let's get started."
Remember that when you bought the textbook, it came with some elementary school experimental materials. Since the little girl wants to try it, take her to an experimental class to practice her hands-on skills. Ability.
Li Yu took out the experimental materials and did a lamp bead experiment with this girl. The difficulty was a bit low. Then he added a single-pole double-throw switch, a battery and a lamp bead, and made a parallel circuit.
“Wow, it’s amazing, it can still be like this.”
Diao Chan was very excited. After completing the experiment, she was not satisfied. When she saw a set of experimental materials for a pulley set next to her, she pulled Li Yu with her. Did a pulley experiment.
"The moving pulley saves effort but not distance, the fixed pulley saves distance but not effort... What a magical scientific experiment, sir, can these be used in ancient times?"
"Yes, they will need it in the future, I will buy some hanging chains or lifting equipment to transport it over.”
This kind of equipment is not needed for marching and fighting, but when building water conservancy and infrastructure in the future, the lifting equipment will still be of great use, especially for The kind of hanging chain supported by a tripod can easily lift heavy objects weighing thousands of kilograms, which can save a lot of manpower.
"It feels so magical. I wonder when I will see this kind of device."
Diao Chan's little face was full of yearning, and she really wanted to see it.
As a result, she saw it the next day.
The vault was properly decorated. Li Yu checked it and confirmed that there were no problems. The light monitoring and constant temperature and humidity equipment were all running normally, so he called the staff who installed the safety door.
After lunch, a thick and strong security door was delivered. The entire door was equipped with double-layer armor inside and outside, which was bulletproof, explosion-proof and impact-proof.
Several staff members first lifted the door frame out of the car, used extended expansion screws to drive into the concrete, and installed some protective steel plates.
Finally, the truck’s own crane was used to remove the nearly 20 centimeters thick gate and installation began.
Zhao Dahu patted the thick door and said:
"It is so strong that ordinary explosives are difficult to explode. Are you going to store arms inside?"
Li Yu smiled:
"I don't have a sense of security. I always feel that I will encounter the apocalypse, so I built a shelter so that if zombies break out one day, I can hide for a while."
He just said it casually, Unexpectedly, Zhao Dahu was so excited:
"Then that's not enough for you. It's best to dig a moat to block the shelter. In addition, there must be an escape route. Otherwise, a group of zombies will surround the viewing platform and you will be blinded... I'll do the same in the backyard of Dragon King Village tomorrow. A shelter, let you see what a real shelter looks like."
Li Yu: "..."
Don't dig up the whole mountain and turn it into danger for me. Shan, that can't end.
It was not until the evening that the security door was properly installed. The door has its own hydraulic device. It is not difficult to open and close the door. There are nearly ten locks on the door, requiring double verification of fingerprints and passwords.
Li Yu specially entered the fingerprints of himself and Wu Song Diao Chan to facilitate access and access to cultural relics.
As night fell, while the tourists were playing in the living room and KTV room, Li Yu, Diao Chan and Wu Song moved the cultural relics in the room into the safe like ants.
The Han Dynasty sword from Lu Bu, the Warring States jade from Jia Xu, the jeweled jade unicorn from Shan Xiongxin, the jewelry and gold toe from Diao Chan, various gold jewelry shells from Qin Qiong, and the precious jade unicorn from Shan Xiongxin. There were piles of porcelain bottles, gold and silver products, and even the ropes that Qin Qiong used to conduct experiments with Shan Xiongxin, etc.
Li Yu said to Diao Chan:
"Bring in your Hanfu and jewelry later. They are all cultural relics. If someone recognizes them, there will be some trouble."< br>
“Okay, I will send it over in a moment.”
Li Yu looked at the remaining space, imagined the scene filled with cultural relics, and couldn't help but said:
"I hope Lu Bu can find the national jade seal, so that this place can shine with the glory of China's number one artifact."< br>
Wu Song was becoming more and more like a scholar. He recalled the history books he had read recently and asked curiously:
“Brother Li, the number one artifact should be the Jiuding, right? It’s a pity that it only exists in legends. If Jiuding can be found, this place will be even more prosperous.”
Oh, yes, in addition to the Jade Seal of the State, there is also Jiuding. I don’t know if it has been destroyed.
Looking back, Mu Guiying can ask the empress in a subtle way. As an old mother of the human race, she should know the whereabouts of the human race Jiuding...
(End of this chapter)