Chapter 144 Chapter 143 Guan Yu warms wine and kills Hua Xiong [asking for monthly votes]
“Xian brother, what is a war correspondent?”
Lü Bu has been exposed to a lot of modern culture, and the war reporter is The title sounds a bit unfamiliar, but I think the word "battlefield" is very appropriate, so I want to ask about it.
If it is suitable, then wouldn’t I, Lu Fengxian, have an extra title?
Well, Erlang has been reorganizing his titles a lot recently, and I can hardly write them down anymore. We have to catch up.
Li Yu didn't expect this guy to be so excited when he heard a new term:
"A war reporter is a professional who uses words or images to record combat situations on the battlefield."
Lu Bu stepped forward. :
"The more you talk about it, the more suitable it becomes for me. I plan to use a sports camera to record the entire battle of Hulao Pass... War correspondent, the name Dora Feng is for me as soon as I hear it. Prepared.”
Okay, you are really excited.
Lu Bu muttered a few sentences and then asked:
"Brother, regarding war correspondents, is there anything special... a famous quote that is particularly powerful? Is it the word "force"?"
< br>You are really becoming more and more fashionable. When Sanying fights Lu Bu, you won't be wearing headphones and sunglasses, right?
Li Yu thought about the famous quotes about reporters. Most of them talked about dedication, but not many were suitable for Lu Bu.
He recalled the novels and similar books he had read, and finally found a sentence that was full of character and showed Lu Bu's style:
"I came, I saw, I recorded!"
Lü Bu's eyes lit up when he heard this:
"These words are really suitable for a brother, thank you, dear brother!"
< br>After saying that, he repeated:
"I came, I saw, I recorded... Anyone who does not allow me to record will be killed without mercy!"
Damn it, are you a war reporter or a murderer?
Lu Bu led the red rabbit horse to the stable, added some feed, and then took the action camera on his chest and went to the study with Li Yu.
As soon as I arrived upstairs, I met Diao Chan who had changed her clothes.
The little girl said hello to Lu Bu. Seeing Li Yu holding an action camera in his hand, she said very sensibly:
"Sir, if you have something serious to do, I can stay away from the amusement park for the time being. .”
Li Yu smiled:
“Just watching a video, I’ll take you there later.”
Hearing this, Diao Chan jumped for joy again:
“ I’ll go back to the room and wait for you. I’ll just tidy up the clothes that have been hung.”
After she turned around and went back to the room, Lu Bu asked curiously:
"Where are you two going to play? When I finish my work, I want to go with Erlang."
Li Yu said while pulling out the memory card:
"Just go to the amusement park to play. That’s all, I will take you to experience it when I have the opportunity in the future.”
There are not many people in the amusement park in Yinzhou. You can go there anytime if you want to play, unlike Disney and Universal Studios, where every item has to be queued. Long time team.
Go into the study room, turn on the computer, and use a card reader to connect the action camera's memory card to the computer.
Li Yu browsed the video files and found that the records were very complicated. There were not only battle scenes, but also scenes of meetings in the big tent.
Huh? Is this a pre-war mobilization rally?
He clicked on a video at random and saw that inside the camp, Zhang Liaodian, Wei Wei Xu and others were all sitting upright, and the atmosphere was solemn. Even Jia Xu was silent while holding a thermos cup.
This scene does not look like mobilization, but rather like a defeat.
But in the original work, before the Three Heroes fought against Lu Bu, it was Hu Zhen, Hua Xiong and others who led the Flying Bear Army in the limelight. Without the Bingzhou Army, nothing would happen. Even if they were defeated, it would not be Lu Bu's turn at all.
Besides, with Jia Xu's help, can he be defeated?
Li Yugang was about to ask what was going on, when he saw several soldiers walking in from outside the camp.
The one in the lead was holding a huge mandarin duck pot. Judging from the color, it should have spicy butter pot bottom and mushroom soup pot bottom.
A few soldiers at the back were carrying various hot pot dishes, including meat and vegetables. When the tent was opened, a sheep could be seen hanging outside, and a soldier dressed as a cook was cutting the meat.
Lu Bu’s voice sounded from outside the screen:
"It's finally done, Wenyuan, plug in the induction cooker and start quickly!"
I thought I had lost the battle, but I didn't expect this group of fools to be waiting to eat hot pot.
You can always come up with new tricks for me.jpg.
Lu Bu took a imperial concubine orange, peeled it open and ate it, and said:
"A few days ago, I went to Sishui Pass under the pretext of investigating the military situation, and took pictures of Laoguan Zhan. During the whole process of killing Hua Xiong, I also witnessed the fall of Sishui Pass, and even wrote a special note to Dong Zhuo, reporting the matter..."
Good guy, in order to capture the first-hand video, you even made a trip to Sishui Pass, right?
Not to mention, he really has the spirit of a war correspondent who is not afraid of death.
Li Yu pointed to the scene in the video and asked:
"Why is everyone silent?"
"Sishui Pass fell, and the generals were worried that Dong Zhuo would be blamed... ...As for this hot pot meal, it is to send Hua Xiong off. In your words, it should be called...what is it called? Yes, it is a feast. Hua Xiong has passed away. It is reasonable for us to have a feast to commemorate him."
Li Yu naturally heard this guy's gloating:
"Do you have a problem with Hua Xiong?"
Lu Bu took a bite of the imperial concubine orange and looked a little surprised. He probably didn't expect the orange to be so sweet. , casually stuffed the remaining few into his arms, and then said:
"A few days ago, Hua Xiong's men were passing through Hulao Pass transporting grain. Seeing that Wen Yuan was dressed as a Bingzhou army, he made provocations. Wen Yuan was beaten until he vomited blood. After Hua Xiong heard about it, he rushed to Hulao Pass to arrest Wen Yuan and punish him with military law. "
Are you so crazy?
But when I think about the conflict between the Bingzhou Army and the Xiliang Army, I understand.
No matter in the original work of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" or in real history, the Xiliang Army looks down on the Bingzhou Army.
Li Yu thought of the description of the disagreement between the Bingzhou Army and the Xiliang Army in the original work , especially after Lu Bu became a popular figure around Dong Zhuo, many Xiliang generals were jealous.
As the first combat force of the Xiliang Army, Hua Xiong was originally the most popular person around Dong Zhuo, with a status comparable to that of Xiao Tiantian. But since Lu Bu appeared, he has become Mrs. Niu, and he has a deep feeling in his heart. It's normal to be angry.
Li Yu paused the video, turned his face and asked:
"He came to arrest Zhang Liao, how did you deal with it?"
Lu Bu finished the orange, sat down on the computer chair next to him, and said with a smile:
"Why? My brother was worried about how to stabilize the morale of the army. Hua Xiong's appearance just gave me an assist. As soon as he said to take Zhang Liao away, I kicked him over. Dian Wei and others rushed forward. If it hadn't been for Xu Rong and Mr. Wen He to stop him , his head has been chopped off. "
Awesome, it is indeed Shiji Yuro Gongming who has mastered the art of buying people's hearts.
Just the scene of beating up Hua Xiong, Zhang Liaodianwei and others are probably completely convinced. Who would not respect a leader who stands up for himself like this?
Li Yu clicked the space bar and continued playing the video.
The hot pot is set up. In the picture, Dian Wei, Wei Xu and others are obviously swallowing their saliva. Although Zhang Liao is a little better, his eyes are still staring at the freshly cut mutton on the plate.
Obviously, they all remember Hua Xiong from the bottom of their hearts.
Everyone sat together, waiting for the soup in the pot to boil, and they couldn't wait to start cooking the meat.
Lu Bu’s voice sounded from outside the screen again:
"Although we have a separate meal system here, in the heaven where I go, people do gather to eat, especially hot pot. The more people there are, the more lively it is... You can only eat the meat when it changes color, so don't be impatient."
Seeing that Dian Wei had eaten the meat and was about to fish it out, Lu Bu quickly reminded him.
Li Yu counted the soldiers who ate meat. Except for Jia Xu, who had a normal appetite, everyone else was a big eater.
With such a group of people eating hot pot, the sheep outside would probably be too much.
Fortunately, Lu Bu brought some hot pot balls with him when he left last time. He asked the cook to cook them in advance, then poured them into the hot pot, dipped them in red oil and fished them out. Finally, he could withstand his big stomach. The first charge of the kings.
The spicy and fragrant hot pot comes with a dipping saucer. Not to mention the natives of the Three Kingdoms in the video, even Li Yu was a little greedy.
After watching this video of the pre-war dinner, Li Yu said:
“I’ve made some compressed biscuits for you, bring them back, and just have a small piece for each meal. , there is no need to bury a pot to make rice, which saves time.”
“Thank you dear brother, I really need a batch of emergency rations.”
Compressed biscuits can not only be chewed directly, but also You can boil it to make a paste, but you have to be careful when cooking. Two small pieces may be enough to cook half the pot.
Lu Bu couldn't wait, so he grabbed another handful of sugar oranges and ate them:
"The battle at Laoguan is behind us, but it's a pity that we can't enter the gate of the eighteenth princes. I don't know how the wine inside is warm. , I really want to follow up and take a photo.”
Do you really think of yourself as a reporter?
Li Yu dragged the mouse and opened the video file. He saw Sishui Pass, which was slightly worse than Hulao Pass, and the densely packed soldiers on the pass.
In the distance, there was a gathering of soldiers with messy colors, and flags of various colors were among them. Li Yu zoomed in on the picture, and then he saw clearly that they were the flags of the eighteenth princes.
Yuan Ziqi, Cao Ziqi, Wang Ziqi, Ma Ziqi, Zhang Ziqi, Kong Ziqi, Sun Ziqi, Tao Ziqi, Yang Ziqi... Looking at these flags, Li Yu unconsciously thought The ending song of the CCTV version of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" sounded:
"One by one, fresh faces are flying in front of you."
Each flag represents the influence of all forces in the early days of the Three Kingdoms. Big figures, although many princes were hurriedly offline like a formality, but in their respective stories, they are all well-deserved protagonists.
There are also many flags planted at the Sishui Gate. There are military flags of the Flying Bear Army, as well as flags with Chinese characters, Dong characters, etc., which are less interesting than those of the Eighteenth Route Princes, but the advantage is that they are unified in style and color, and they look like they were made in a unified way.
In front of Sishui Pass, a big man riding a black horse and carrying a broadsword was cursing at the camps of the eighteen princes:
"Yuan Shao, come quickly and die!"
This man The cavalryman was at least two meters tall, mighty and majestic, and he looked like a master at first sight.
Li Yu asked:
“Is he Hua Xiong?”
"Yes, although I just beat him, when he heard that I was coming, this guy took the opportunity to use me to sweep the formation for him. It happened that I wanted to take a close-up shot of Laoguan, so I agreed."
People thought. You're here to help, but you just want to get closer and watch the show.
Li Yu no longer knows how to complain.
Soon, a rider will ride out from the camp of the eighteen princes. Lu Bu introduced him like Huang Jianxiang:
“This man is Yuan Shu’s subordinate. It is said that there are ten thousand It’s a pity that my husband didn’t show his courage... Among the princes of the Three Kingdoms, Yuan Shu had a group of drunkards and rice sacks. Didn’t I mention Ji Ling, the chief general? "
Li Yu smiled:
"In the early days, Yuan Shu had Sun Jian, but unfortunately he was killed by the Skeleton King himself; Sun Ce also led his troops to become independent, so Yuan Shu had no generals left."
In the video, Yu Wei is rushing towards him, but before his name can be announced, he is beheaded by Hua Xiong.
I am so brave that I couldn't even hold on for a single time. This fighting ability is indeed a bit stretched.
Hua Xiong continued to curse and call for formation. The Yuan family of the eighteenth princes occupied three places, so he kept catching the Yuan family and scolding them. Not long after, a horseman carrying a giant ax appeared in the military camp again. Will.
"This is Pan Feng, Han Fu's subordinate. This ax is said to weigh a hundred kilograms, and it is also brave enough to be worthy of ten thousand men... Later, Zhang He, the pillar of the Four Courts of Hebei, is now Pan Feng's subordinate."
Come Coming, the first backdrop of the Three Kingdoms novels, General Pan Feng is finally here.
Countless novels have portrayed this character, and now I finally meet the real person.
Pan Feng's majestic appearance, coupled with the giant ax in his hand, is indeed majestic. No wonder in the original work, when Yuan Shao saw him, he poached him in front of Han Fu and promised:
"If you kill Hua Xiong, I will give you one hundred gold and fifty good horses."
With this stimulation, Pan Feng is naturally full of fighting ability.
In the video, this guy raised his ax from a long way away:
“I am Pan Feng, the thief, please dismount and die quickly, so as not to contaminate my axe.”
Hua Xiong didn't say anything, but instead accelerated his horse and rushed up to Pan Feng. He held a knife in both hands and slashed. He came with a powerful and heavy move that slashed through thousands of troops. Pan Feng quickly raised his ax to block. .
It turned out to be a false move. Hua Xiong flicked his wrist, and the sword passed Pan Feng's shoulder diagonally, and the five-star general's head flew off.
Li Yu couldn't help but sigh as he watched Pan Feng's headless body fall from the horse and fall heavily to the ground.
A good person was killed just like that. War is really not fun at all.
Lü Bu asked:
"My dear brother suddenly saw such a bloody scene, do you feel uncomfortable?"
Li Yu nodded:
"Most people who grew up in peaceful times will not adapt to such a scene... But this is war, and only bloodshed can stop the war."
Lu Bu patted him on the shoulder and comforted him. :
"Brother Xian, if you feel unwell, please don't copy these videos to your computer, so as not to have nightmares when you look back."
Pan Feng's body is still twitching, and it is really scary to look at it. of.
Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu continued to watch the video.
According to the description in the original work, before Hua Xiong killed Yu Wei and Pan Feng, he had already beheaded Bao Zhong, who went into battle without authorization. In total, he had beheaded three generals in a row.
Next, it’s time for a hot man to appear.
Lu Bu had read the original work and knew the plot, so he deliberately controlled the red rabbit horse to take a few steps forward to make the video shoot clearer.
After waiting for about five minutes, a red-faced strong man wearing a parrot green robe came out of the camp. He was about two meters tall and had a long beard. He was holding a Qinglong Yanyue Sword and leading a not-so-strong horse. .
After leaving the camp, he got on his horse. His strong and huge body was a bit incongruous with the slightly weak horse.
Lu Bu stuffed the peeled sugar oranges whole into his mouth:
"No wonder Laoguan inherited the red rabbit horse in the end. An ordinary horse of this size is really not good enough."
Li Yu Xiaoxiao:
“When you were alive, Guan Yu didn’t say a word, but when you died in Baimenlou, he looked at everyone as if they were betraying you.”
“It’s normal, after all. Lao Guan, if there is a chance to bring him here, I will drag Brother Qin and Wu Erlang to kowtow in front of him."
Aren't you afraid that Laoguan will kick you three over?
In the video, Hua Xiong glanced at a red-faced strong man with a gloomy expression, and couldn't help but ask:
"Come on, the general will be named, and a certain sword will not kill the nameless ghost!"
However, Guan Yu didn't answer him. After getting on his horse at the gate of the camp, he rushed towards Hua Xiong.
Guan Yu is good at quick kills. He killed Yan Liang and Wen Chou, and this time he killed Hua Xiong. They all killed his opponent face to face without giving him a chance to fight back.
Soon, he rushed in front of Hua Xiong, raised the Yanyue Sword in his hand, and when the two horses crossed each other, he raised the sword and struck Hua Xiong.
Lü Bu was afraid of missing the details, so he quickly rode forward, and then saw Hua Xiong being beheaded.
Hua Xiong, who had just quickly killed three generals with great majesty, met Guan Yu, who was better at killing quickly, and immediately became the backdrop for Guan Erye's rise to fame.
Hua Xiong's body fell heavily to the ground. The soldiers on both sides watching the battle were all stunned. However, Guan Yu still remembered his meritorious service. He got off his horse, cut off Hua Xiong's head and held it in his hands.
Just as he was about to get on his horse, he suddenly saw a knight in fiery red armor rushing towards him, his face changed obviously.
Lu Bu's voice was full of excitement:
"Awesome, Lao Guan, I thought you needed help... How about Xuande and Yide? When we get back to Hulao Pass, I will definitely stay with the three of you brothers. Have a good chat.”
In the video, Guan Yu’s eyes were confused.
When I saw someone rushing over, I thought it was to avenge Hua Xiong, but I didn’t expect this guy to come over and talk nonsense.
Lu Bu got closer and closer, and deliberately took off the action camera to confirm that the picture was taken, and then said:
"Hurry back and receive the merit. It won't be perfect if the wine is cold... Your Yanyue knife is not sharp enough. I will give you a better one next time. You are welcome."
Guan Yu looked at the camera speechlessly, Probably recognizing Lu Bu's identity, he silently cupped his hands, picked up Hua Xiong's head, got on his horse and left.
Li Yu said dumbfounded:
“You guys, you have silenced Lao Guan.”
Lü Bu grinned:
"I was a little excited when I met Lao Guan for the first time. I will have a good chat with him when we go to Hulao Pass. Brother Fa Cai Xian also taught me some curse words. When the time comes, I will face off with San'er. If you don't believe me, I won't be able to scold him. . ”
Damn it, you guy actually even holds grudges against the original.
The video has come to an end now. The Sishui Gatekeeper will be beheaded and it should fall soon. Lu Bu must evacuate quickly to avoid being affected.
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Is it too late for you to return to Hulao Pass from here and write a memorial to Dong Zhuo?"
Lu Bu laughed:
"Mr. Wenhe has already written it and should be on the way to send it now."
In the video, watching Guan Yu go away, Lu Bu also controlled the red rabbit to spin around. He turned around and ran towards Sishui Pass.
Entering Bishui Pass, as he was about to cross the pass and return to Hulao Pass, a middle-aged captain in armor stopped Lu Bu, with anxiety and uneasiness on his face:
"General Fengxian, now that Hua Xiong has been beheaded, how should we deal with it?"
Li Yu looked at the middle-aged man and asked curiously:
"Who is this?"
Lü Bu turned his face in surprise:
"Xian brother, you are thinking about me. My wife has been here for so long, but she doesn’t know who he is?”
Seeing Li Yu’s confused look, Lu Bu didn’t show any concern:
"This is Zhang Xiu's uncle Zhang Ji, and his wife is the Zou family you covet..."
(End of this chapter)