Chapter 146 Gouzi, you don’t want to lose Erlang either, right? [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Is the rabbit meat tasted two days ago?”
When he came downstairs, Li Yu put his arms around Brother Dao’s neck and dragged him to the backyard.
Since you want to have a heart-to-heart talk, you have to find a quiet place where no one can disturb you, otherwise the best results will not be achieved.
“Woo?”
Brother Dao shouted in confusion, very alert.
Li Yu clicked on the online shopping APP and searched for chilled rabbit meat. All kinds of attractive white-striped rabbits appeared in front of Brother Dao.
“Look, these are rabbit meat. You can cook it, steam it, roast it, and you can even experience how to feed raw meat and bones and experience eating rabbit meat raw.”
Brother Dao stared at the screen of his mobile phone, trying to keep himself decent, but the drool dripping from the corner of his mouth still betrayed his heart.
Li Yu searched for chilled quail again, and it was also very tempting:
"Look, this is called quail. It's smaller than a chicken. You can eat it raw as a snack, or make it into a freeze-dried quail. You can make it whatever you like."
Then he showed Various marine fish and rainbow trout, as well as unusual meats such as venison and horse meat.
Looking at the pictures and listening to Li Yu’s description of how to eat, Brother Dao finally couldn’t help it:
“Woo~~~~”
Don’t mention it I asked, come up and show you a variety of delicious meats. No dog can stand it!
What Li Yu wanted was this effect. He put away the phone with a smile, put his arm around Brother Dao's neck and asked:
"Then tell me, why was Wu Song suddenly summoned by the Water Margin world? "
Brother Dao looked at him like a fool, and then let out a whine.
Li Yu: "..."
Damn, I forgot that I can’t understand bullshit.
He thought for a while, drew a triangle and a circle on the ground, guided Brother Dao and said:
"If you think Wu Song is in danger when he goes back, pat the triangle. If there is no danger, pat the triangle." This circle.”
Brother Dao’s eyes were filled with surprise. He probably didn’t expect to be able to communicate in this way.
It put its paw on the triangle without saying a word.
Damn it, it was really dangerous for Wu Song to go back this time. Fortunately, he was not allowed to go back just now.
Li Yu thought for a while, pointed to the triangle and circle on the ground and said:
"If the rules of the world are calling, you choose the triangle, if not, choose the circle."
Dao Brother thought for a moment and put his big furry paw on the circle.
Not the rules of the world?
What's going on?
Li Yu thought of the gods that had appeared in the Water Margin, and asked tentatively:
"Is the Nine Heavens Xuannv Empress summoning Wu Song?"
Gouzi's expression was hesitant and did not express his position.
Li Yu knew that using meat as a temptation was no longer effective at this moment, so he had to play the emotional card:
"Wu Song is so good to you, not only does he call you Brother Dog, Brother Dog, , and often takes you to the village and the Hanfu Factory on an electric tricycle, and buys you food. If he encounters any danger, no one will take you like this in the future... Gouzi, you don’t want to lose Erlang. Good friends, right?”
Damn, why does this last sentence sound so similar to an island country drama?
Brother Dao hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded his head gently.
As expected, it was Empress Jiutian Xuannv who was summoning Wu Song... Did she not be able to swallow this breath, or did she think Wu Song should not be a mortal?
To get in touch with Nuwa, you only need to feed delicious food through Mu Guiying, a silly girl, and you don’t need to be too distracted.
But on Jiutian Xuannv’s side, she didn’t know how to operate.
Forget about feeding delicious food. What people are interested in is not the delicious food, but Wu Song, who is responsible for delivering the food. If he really goes to the Water Margin world, he will definitely beat the dog with meat buns.
But if you don’t go, it won’t be a problem if Wu Song keeps calling you.
Maybe it will continue to strengthen as before. When the time comes, Wu Song will not be able to control himself at all and will eventually have to go back.
Well, fighting with gods is trouble.
Li Yu scratched his head. With his IQ as a bachelor's degree, he couldn't defeat the gods. At critical moments, he had to rely on Brother Dao, who was the real backbone of the family:
"Gouzi, how can we help Erlang?"
Use "we" directly instead of "I" to bring Brother Dao to the same front.
But this time, Brother Dao refused to cooperate. It didn't express its position anymore, but turned around and walked back upstairs. Li Yu, with quick eyes and quick hands, held it down:
"Don't run, don't run, you can just give me a hint."
"Woo~~~"
Brother Dao broke away from Li Yu and quickly ran into the small building. When he entered, he kicked over the fire ax leaning against the door, turned around and shouted at Li Yu.
Huh?
What does this mean?
Li Yu walked over, looked left and right with the fire ax, and asked Brother Dao:
"Is it okay if Erlang goes back with the ax?"
Brother Dao's eyes were full of hopeless disappointment. He walked into the small building of the B&B without looking back and went to play with Xiaochen at the front desk.
Li Yu rubbed the red fire ax and didn't understand how this thing could compete with the gods.
It would be understandable if it had a national emblem or something, but this is just an ordinary fire ax without any markings, and the paint is not applied evenly, so it is not even a high-quality product.
Did Gouzi use the ax as a hint?
Li Yu thought for a while and felt that he should mobilize netizens to brainstorm. After all, the three stooges smoked Zhuge Liang to death. Maybe others can spread their minds and find the correct answer.
Thinking of this, he picked up his mobile phone, took a photo of the fire ax, and sent it to his circle of friends:
"What is the most famous ax in the world?"
Just after sending it, Zhao Dahu I made one comment:
“Of course it’s the five-star general Pan Feng’s natural weapon. It’s a big axe. It’s so easy to use.” , I saw it with my own eyes today... Li Yugang made a few more comments when he wanted to reply.
Some talk about the ax used to open mountains, the golden ax fished out by the God of Ti River, and the ax used by Dayu to control floods, etc.
As he watched, Zhou Ruotong also made a comment:
“The most famous one should be Pangu’s ax that split the sky and created the world with one axe. Are you asking about mythology or history? ”
Pangu?
Yes, yes, Pangu used an axe.
Gouzi pushed the ax over, maybe it was a hint to Pangu, right?
Li Yu waved his fist happily, wishing he could hug Zhou Ruotong and spin around in his arms.
He calmed down and replied to Zhou Ruotong:
"The answer is correct, I will add a chicken drumstick to your meal next time!"
At home in Jingcheng, Zhou Ruotong looked at this Reply, smiled slightly:
"Like a fool, you add chicken legs. Are you kidding me?"
But when it came to Pangu, she remembered the Pangu Opening the World that she had promised Li Yu.
The stinky guy suddenly posted this. Could it be that he was trying to force the painting in another way... Zhou Ruotong clicked on Zhou Binghou's profile picture and sent him a message:
"Fourth Uncle, then Is the painting ready? My friend is waiting for it."
Zhou Binghou replied quickly:
"I sent it to be framed two days ago. I'll urge you... By the way, Tongtong, is it framed directly or is it an ordinary scroll?"
Zhou Ruotong thought that there was dust in the living room and that the scroll would be damaged after a long time. After destroying it, he replied:
"Framing it, I will find a car to take it away."
"Okay, okay, no problem. I will try my best to help you with the painting. Urgent, Tongtong, can you tell me what your second uncle discovered in Yinzhou? He was not so happy when the blind date was successful."
Zhou Ruotong did not go into too much detail:
"Some stone carvings related to history were discovered in the mountains, spanning several dynasties."
When Zhou Binghou heard this, he couldn't wait to call:
"Is it true or false? Are you? How did you find out? No wonder your second uncle is so excited, Tongtong, can I participate? "
There is a place after my name... Something appeared in Zhou Ruotong's mind. With a handsome face, he refused and said:
"Place the last one. If you agree, I will take you. If you don't agree, it will be ignored."
"Okay, okay, no problem. It doesn't matter where I put my name. I just want to do something with my family... Don't worry about the painting. I will definitely get it out for you before Sunday!"
Looking At this news, Zhou Ruotong nodded to Li Yu's profile picture and said to him:
"That Pangu painting will probably be delivered to the B&B the day after tomorrow. Are you in a hurry to use it?"
In the B&B, it was just right. Li Yu, who was worried about how to secretly poke and prod, saw this news and couldn't help but said to himself:
"Are you installing a camera in my head?"
He replied:
"Recently I want to shoot a promotional video for the B&B. If the painting can be delivered early, we can start in advance."
After replying to the message, Li Yu couldn't help but sigh. He sighed:
"If lying has levels, I should have reached the full level by now, right?"
After saying that, he hurried upstairs.
In the study, Wu Song was sitting in front of the computer, searching for information related to mythology. Seeing Li Yu come in, he couldn't help but ask:
"Brother Li, how about going to the Water Margin world now? If so, Come back immediately if there is danger. "I'm afraid you won't be able to come back..." Li Yu said:
"Search Pangu, look at Pangu's paintings, and read some articles about Pangu's creation to see if there are any. Use it.”
“Okay, let’s try it now”
Wu Song searched Pangu and saw the paintings on the monitor. He looked at Li Yu with some surprise:
"It's really better. Although the thoughts are still there, they have been suppressed."
Damn, it really works.
Tonight I have to add two chicken drumsticks to Brother Dao, which is a great achievement!
Looking at the pictures on the computer is helpful. When Zhou Ruotong sends the paintings, he will probably be able to completely solve this problem.
But correspondingly, she also completely offended Jiutian Xuannv.
In mythology, the rank of Jiutian Xuannv is a bit lower than that of Nuwa. Empress Nuwa cannot sense the real world, let alone Jiutian Xuannv.
Well, as long as we don’t follow the network cable to find it, we can keep wandering.
Wu Song read about Pangu for a while and felt his brain became much clearer. He went to a restaurant with Diao Chan and Li Yu for dinner.
Tonight we had beef kang cake at the B&B. Zhao Dahu ate a whole piece and was drinking millet porridge slowly, planning to go back in a hurry.
Seeing Wu Song and Li Yu coming over, he smiled and asked:
"What's taking you so long? Erlang, you have changed. You used to be the first to eat like me. I didn't expect you were so late today."< br>
Wu Song explained with a smile:
“I dealt with some personal matters, which delayed some time.”
Zhao Dahu, a gossip, asked in a low voice when he heard this:
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"What's wrong? Is there someone in the village who was a matchmaker? Ha, when it snowed a few days ago, my grandma also tried to matchmaker me, but I refused. I want to suffer the pain of love myself. It would be pointless if someone else forced it into my mouth. . ”
As long as you stay in the mountains all day long, you won’t be able to experience the pain of love in a short time.
Li Yu filled a bowl of millet porridge and took a bite of the meat pie that came out of the new kang. He thought that Qin Qiong would go back after two days of staying there. He wondered if Pangu's paintings could prolong Qin Qiong's stay in the real world. time.
If you can, you can go to Licheng for a self-driving tour later.
After dinner, Wu Song hurried to the study again and continued to read pictures, videos, cartoons and even novels related to Pangu to deepen the image of Pangu in his mind.
In order to prevent any accidents from happening in the past two days at work, he also specifically asked for leave from the village committee and the Hanfu Factory, saying that he wanted to rest for two days and plan the design of the new house.
Wang Shengli naturally agreed and planned to make dumplings for him.
Hao Zhenzhen also planned to recommend several decoration designers with good reputations to help, but Wu Song declined.
The purpose of asking for leave this time was to hide away and prevent the thoughts in my heart from suddenly bursting out. It was not really about designing a house.
"Brother Li, if I suddenly leave one day and can't come back again, please burn paper at my brother's grave from time to time so that he won't be lonely down there..."
As if Wu Song was announcing his funeral, Li Yu said angrily:
"Don't worry, no one can take you away, not even gods. As long as you can't reach the real world, there's no need to be afraid."
Well, I will buy a pair of calligraphy paintings saying "Man can conquer nature" later and hang them in the study for double suppression.
Diao Chan looked at Wu Song's reaction and felt sad:
"Sir, if I leave in the future, will you miss me?"
"Don't think so wildly. You don't have to go anywhere. You're just staying in the B&B. No one can take you away!"
Brother Dao was not in the living room today listening to the guests gossiping, but lying on the carpet in the study. He closed his eyes and rested his mind. When he heard Diao Chan's words, the guy stood up and nuzzled Diao Chan first, then Wu Song, comforting the two of them like a sensible child.
In this way, everyone stayed in the study until about ten o'clock with their own concerns, and then went back to the room to rest.
The next day, Wu Song's thought of going back almost disappeared.
Now his mobile phone wallpaper is Pangu, his WeChat avatar is Pangu, and even the background of the dialog box is a bearded man carrying an axe.
"As long as everything is fine, Erlang can have a good rest for two days."
Li Yusheng was afraid that this method would not work, so he had already made plans to seek help from Nuwa Empress through Mu Guiying.
The world of Yang Family Mansion is completely different from the world of Water Margin, but the empress is the top saint after all. Even if she cannot affect that world, she can still talk to the Nine Heavens Xuannv.
It shouldn’t be a big problem if you let her relax.
But now that I can solve it myself, don’t bother our old mother from the human race. After all, she has also been having a headache for Heaven recently.
In order to reward Brother Dao, Li Yu didn't even bother running. After confirming that Wu Song was fine, he drove straight to the wholesale market and bought a bunch of meat.
I bought all kinds of pigeons, quails, rabbits and other artificially raised meats.
Back at the B&B, Zhao Dahu had already returned from running. Seeing the pigeons and quails bought by Li Yu, he gathered around him excitedly:
“Are you planning to make braised squab? That’s awesome. Li Yu can even do this."
Li Yu: "..."
I'm just trying to improve Brother Dao's food. It's not as versatile as you think.
But think about it, the goose roasting stove has arrived today. Later, I can buy two suckling pigs to roast and give Brother Dao a taste.
If there is a confrontation with the gods in the future, Brother Dao will have to help, but we can't mess up the relationship.
He said to Zhao Dahu:
"Just wait for me to practice. If it can be done, we will try it. If it doesn't work, forget it."
After moving the meat to the kitchen, Li Yu saw Wu Song cleaning the stables in the backyard, and went over to chat for a while uneasily.
"My little brother is completely fine now. Although there are still some thoughts, it is just a attachment to my hometown and it can no longer affect me at all."
Li Yu said:
"You still can't take it lightly. Maybe everything will be fine tomorrow. There will be a magic weapon in the B&B tomorrow."
When Wu Song heard this, he looked around first, and then asked uncertainly:
"What does Brother Li want to do? Make a statue of Jiutian Xuannv and smash it in the yard?"
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
You think I didn’t offend you hard enough, right?
He said:
“It has nothing to do with the Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl, it’s just a painting that seems to be able to suppress the gods.”
After cleaning up the stables, the two washed their hands and went to the restaurant to have breakfast together.
After dinner, Li Yu played badminton with Diao Chan, while Wu Song soaked in the study and continued to deepen the image of Pangu in his heart.
Soon, it’s Sunday.
At around two o'clock in the afternoon, Li Yu was operating the computer at the front desk, preparing to log in to the B&B information on a new platform, when he suddenly heard the sound of a car horn outside.
Just as he was about to go out, he saw Zhou Ruotong striding from outside.
After two days of not seeing each other, this ridiculously beautiful beauty has become even more attractive.
"The painting has been delivered, where should I hang it? I will ask the master to hang it directly for you."
When she walked into the living room, she ignored the politeness and looked at the wall next to her. Looking for the right location.
Li Yu pointed to the wall in front of the living room and said:
"Just here...Is the painting very big?"
Zhou Ruotong gestured to the wall:
"The length is nearly three meters and the width is two meters less. It was jointly painted by three famous masters... My fourth uncle worked hard for this painting."
Not only does it cost a lot of money to make an appointment for famous calligraphy and painting, but you also have to wait. In order to get the blue and white porcelain bowl from the Chenghua period, Zhou Binghou poured in many favors.
After determining the location, two workers came in with tool boxes and skillfully measured and drilled holes.
While they were busy, Wu Song also came down to help.
After finishing this, several people carried the painting in and carefully hung it on the wall.
Li Yu then saw the whole painting clearly. Pangu, who was covered in clouds and with bulging muscles, held a sky-opening ax and cut open the chaos.
Wherever the ax blade passes, black falls, light rises, divides yin and yang, and opens heaven and earth.
It is worthy of the masterpiece of a famous teacher. It perfectly portrays Pangu's spirit and spirit. It also shows Pangu's fearless and sacrificial spirit to open up the world for all things.
Seeing this painting, Wu Song suddenly covered his head, which frightened Li Yu into thinking that something had happened.
Just as he was about to ask, he saw a long-lost smile on Takejiro's face.
There were many people in the living room at this time, and Wu Song didn't show it too obviously.
Waiting for Li Yu to arrange tea for everyone, he followed and whispered:
"Brother Li, when I was looking at the painting just now, I felt like a chain was cut off in my heart. All thoughts are gone, and all the past ties to the Water Margin world have vanished..."
Damn it, it really works!
Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief and used Pangu's strategy to suppress the world in the book, it was successful!
(End of this chapter)