Chapter 170 The genius Guo Jia! [Requesting monthly tickets]
"Sir, is it Guo Jia who made the final plans for Liaodong?"
Diao Chan has already read "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and is still very clear about the characters in it, but Unexpectedly, this great counselor turned out to be a drunkard.
"Yes, that's him."
Li Yu nodded affirmatively, but the evaluation of a rotten drunkard was not accurate enough.
Guo Jia was a master of all five poisons and was good at eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling. He was also a pioneer among celebrities in the Wei and Jin Dynasties who took the Five Stone Powder. The reason why he died young in his thirties was because of his drug addiction.
Wushi Powder is an addictive drug that contains extremely heavy metals. If it is really Guo Jia, he should be asked to quit it or switch to something less harmful.
Li Yu thought for a while and thought he could get some cigarettes. Guo Jia was already wild and independent. Show him some famous smoking scenes in movies and TV series, and he would definitely be attracted.
Although smoking is not good for your health, compared with Wushi Powder, the harm is basically negligible.
In addition to cigarettes, you can also replace high-strength liquor with yellow rice wine that is better for the body, so that Lu Bu can do what he likes, and deceive him in the name of "gold people drink gin", maybe he will also Take the bait.
As for prostitution and gambling... you can bring the playing cards over, and let them play two games of "Fighting the Family" if you have nothing to do. Everyone should have a good time.
Guo Jia was born in the Guo family of Yingchuan. The ancestors of this family studied "Xiao Du Lv", which is a classic law of the Han Dynasty. If you understand it thoroughly, you can hold some important positions in charge of the law.
Guo Gong, the ancestor of the Guo family, served as a court captain with a rank of 2,000 shi, and some of his descendants also held important positions such as Jiuqing. It is a standard family.
But Guo Jia is a side branch among side branches, not even close to each other in the family tree, and his relationship with the main Guo family is average. After he became an official, he even took the initiative to distinguish his family from the Guo Gong family. .
Now the Yingchuan Guo family is mentioned in the classics and is divided into two families, Guo Gong and Guo Jia... Li Yu felt that this guy must have been bullied by his own clan, otherwise he would not be so decisive.
Although Guo Jia was from an ordinary background, he had a high vision.
Before following Cao Cao, he went to Jizhou, Hebei Province for an interview with Yuan Shao under the introduction of his fellow countryman Guo Tu.
As a result, before Yuan Shao gave the re-examination notice, he fired Yuan Shao first, feeling that the fourth generation and three princes of Hebei were a showman and not the wise master he was looking for.
Li Yu had never had any hope for Guo Jia. He always felt that this guy with all the five poisons was destined to be the counselor of Ah Hao, a wife lover.
After all, these two people can pee in the same pot.
Unexpectedly, Cheng Lian successfully lured him over with two bottles of Erguotou.
I'm so sorry, Ah Ma, I accidentally poached your corner again... Li Yu secretly apologized and said that he would continue to dig and dig next time!
When he thought that Guo Jia might join his own camp, he felt excited.
The next focus of the Three Kingdoms world is to assassinate Dong Zhuo, which requires people who are good at scheming to formulate the entire plan. Looking at the entire "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Guo Jia's scheming is top-notch.
With talents like this joining in, there is no need to worry about big things happening!
"Sir, your face is full of joy. Are you happy for Junior Brother Liu Xie?"
When dinner time came, Diao Chan followed Li Yu to eat. Seeing his excited expression, she couldn't help but ask.
Li Yu smiled and opened the refrigerator:
"I'm really happy, I have to have a bottle...forget it, a small can, I have to have a small can of beer to celebrate."
Don't be too complacent. If it's not Guo Jia, or if he has been killed by Yuan Shu and made into dried meat, wouldn't this excitement be in vain?
In the restaurant, the food was ready. Li Yu opened the beer and started eating and drinking happily with Xiuhe's cooking.
While eating, the voice of the female bandit came from the door:
“Ha, it’s time for dinner as expected!”
You are finally here... Li Yu felt happy, finally he no longer had to worry about the crazy girl.
Diao Chan was also very happy and quickly went to get her dishes and chopsticks.
At this time, Xiuhe, Xiaoju and others were all there. Mu Guiying did not mention anything about Mukezhai, but focused on eating and drinking. She noticed that Li Yu was drinking beer, and she curiously picked up the can and took a look. .
Seeing the color of the wine, Village Leader Mu twitched the corner of his mouth and put it aside in disgust, obviously thinking of a liquid that was not suitable to be mentioned at the dinner table.
Li Yu: "..."
If you don't want to drink, don't drink. What does that disgusting and sympathetic face mean?
Do you really think I’m drinking urine?
Forget it, there is no need to argue with her. This crazy girl is trying her best to arrange the empress in the real world, and she will definitely be able to arrange me when she gets there.
Being a bandit, being duplicitous is a necessary skill.
In particular, a certain village leader who is good at changing faces at the speed of light is even more proficient in this.
After dinner, it was still dark and it was too early to transport equipment. Li Yu planned to go to the study first to ask Mu Guiying what happened there and see if the empress succeeded.
“The village has been too busy recently, and I haven’t gone to Master’s place yet.”
Mu Guiying took an ugly orange and peeled it open. While eating it, she talked about the latest changes in Muke Village.
All the fruit seeds Li Yu bought before have taken root and sprouted, and many have grown vines.
Mu Yu, the retired old village leader, keeps watch in the fields every day. Not only does he set up shelves for vegetables such as loofah, beans and other vegetables in advance, but he also specially leads people to build a circle of fence for fear of being harmed by small animals nearby. Woe to you.
It’s normal for him to be so interested. After all, he has never seen many fruits. In addition, Mu Guiying often receives gifts from gods. Anyone else would be nervous, for fear of destroying the seeds given by gods.
In addition to the crops, the man who blew up the mine also officially joined Muke Village.
When he was first captured, the gunpowder master would rather go to jail than become a bandit, and did not want the honor of his parents and ancestors to be insulted.
However, after he had eaten two large meals, he watched two episodes of " "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", he took the initiative to ask for his family members to come over, which fully proved the rationality of Jingze's first law.
You can eat well, wear good clothes, and watch amazing movies here. It is much better than suffering poverty outside.
And he was found out about destroying the lime mine, which was a serious crime of beheading.
“We have opened up an open space in the back mountain and asked several people who are interested in gunpowder to study together. We plan to use the contents of the three sacred books to improve the gunpowder.”
Mu Guiying ate ugly oranges and talked about the battle between Song and Liao.
"After the Liao Kingdom set up the 108 Tianmen Formation, they did not attack again. Yang Yanzhao also stood still, as if waiting for reinforcements from the court. Sir, how long will they wait?"
It depends on you... Li Yu briefly introduced the plot of the original work to Mu Guiying.
Normally speaking, now Mu Guiying has married Yang Zongbao, officially joined the Yang family, successfully obtained the Heavenly Book, and started researching ways to break the formation.
But the Tianmen Formation is not that easy to break, especially since the 108 formations are interconnected. It took Mu Guiying several months to break through a few small formations on the outside.
After waiting for Liao's female general Huang Qiong to surrender and Song's reinforcements arriving, the speed and efficiency of breaking the formation increased a lot.
This time period is exactly half a year later, and it is also the day when Li Yu made a bet with his empress.
The empress has made two preparations. If changing her destiny is feasible, she will let Mu Guiying live her life in her own way, and then go to heaven to become a god.
If that doesn’t work, then postpone marrying into the Yang family for half a year.
In fact, as long as she lifts the cover of Muke Village and Mu Guiying himself, Yang Zongbao will immediately come for a second revenge, and thus develop a love for Mu Guiying.
"Sir, I don't want to marry a brat, you must help me!"
Mu Guiying showed off two ugly oranges, then pinched the orange peel and squeezed out the juice inside. My son, he looks very much like a kid from the first class in kindergarten.
Li Yu said:
"Don't worry, I will definitely help you...Have you started training soldiers? Even if you succeed in half a year, you have to help the Yang family break the Tianmen Formation. Don’t forget.”
“Don’t forget, Master is also preparing me.”
When it got dark, Mu Guiying jumped down from the high stool and prepared to move the power generation equipment.
Although this crazy girl is strong, she is a mortal after all, and may not be able to move those iron lumps that weigh hundreds of kilograms. Li Yu plans to move the hanging chain from the nearby construction site to temporarily serve as a crane. .
However, as soon as the two of them went downstairs, they met Wu Song who was off work.
As soon as this strong man with natural supernatural power heard that he was going to lift heavy objects, he immediately rolled up his sleeves:
"Don't bother me, just come here."
People who can use hundreds of kilograms of rocks as sandbags can easily carry a power generation equipment.
Sure enough, when they arrived at the gate, before Mu Guiying could drive the fifth wheel over, Wu Song moved the generator set, which weighed more than 500 kilograms. If I had such strength, someone would definitely pick up balls all over the court next time I play badminton... Li Yu thought about the experience of being bullied by Zhou Ruotong on the court, and hoped that he could rise up.
Mu Guiying drove the car over, and Wu Song loaded up the equipment in a hurry.
After several trips back and forth, a complete set of power generation equipment, high-grade cement, bundles of rebar, rolls of round bars, steel bar processing equipment, etc. were all moved back.
In order to facilitate transportation, Mu Guiying has built a simple "gate" in the open space by the river to transport the equipment directly to the waterside.
After all the things were moved away, the village leader took off the dust-proof bead from his wrist and handed it to Wu Song:
"Brother of the Wu family, go to your world to clean up the dust. Unfortunately, reality The world is useless. Sir, you can go upstairs and clean yourself up. "
Thanks to my lack of supernatural power, otherwise I would have to hit you with two thunderbolts... Li Yu patted the cement dust on his body and realized it again. Things have two sides.
Supernatural power is forbidden in the real world, so that the gods cannot reach out to retaliate against themselves.
But it also eliminates the possibility of using various artifacts. Even if he has the fate of several worlds, he can only be an ordinary ordinary person.
He sighed with emotion, and just as he was about to go upstairs to take a shower, Mu Guiying was startled and pointed at the warehouse that was almost ready and asked:
"Sir, when the warehouse is ready, , do we need to go back through the front and back gates of the B&B when we carry things?”
This question really stumped Li Yu.
I remember that at first Wu Song and Lu Bu could only go in and out through the front door. When they were transporting cabbage to the Bingzhou army, the dog was scratching at the back door, and Lu Bu discovered that they could also go back through the back door.
From then on, there were two passages, the front and rear doors.
I wonder if the dog can have a passage inside after the warehouse is repaired, so that the administrator can enter and exit directly from the warehouse. There is no need to risk being noticed by traveling through time and space through the front and back doors of the B&B. .
Go back and get some delicious meat and have a good talk with Brother Dao... Li Yu can't handle this, but he knows very well that as long as he can handle Brother Dao, all difficulties will be solved.
He said to Mu Guiying:
"You will know the answer when the warehouse is repaired, don't worry."
Although it is not good to pretend to be a magic stick, in front of the leader of the village, it is better to add some divinity to prevent this crazy girl from throwing a flying knife on a whim.
Soon, the air at the gate fluctuated, and Wu Song came back with a huge wine jar:
"Sister Guiying, Senior Brother Lu heard that you like Shenxian Zui, so he specially asked me to I brought more than a hundred kilograms. If it’s not enough, I’ll move some more.”
Most people would definitely say it’s enough.
But Mu Guiying was used to robbing homes and houses. When he heard that there were still more, he immediately said:
"I also ask my brother from the Wu family to say thank you to Senior Brother Lu on my behalf. He can use my dust-proof beads if he wants. Next time, I will see if master has any good things and bring them over. If any of you want to use them, let me know. That’s it.”
Hey guys, you plan to start a sharing economy in the B&B, right?
Wu Song naturally knew the importance of the artifact, so he went back and moved a few more jars without saying a word.
“People who have never been exposed to high-quality liquor can easily get drunk. Sister Guiying can add it to the homemade brew in proportion to dilute it, so that it tastes delicious but not intoxicating.”
Wu Song’s reminder made Mu Guiying’s eyes light up:
"Yes, in the future I can make high-strength liquor and mix it with water and sell it to the rich households around me. They will definitely be willing to buy it!"
The rich households around you are also unlucky. Not only were they robbed by you, but they were also deceived by you. .
But from the perspective of bandits, she should be regarded as the most particular group.
On Liangshan Mountain, the surrounding wealthy households either volunteered their property to go up the mountain, or their entire families were killed until no one was left alive, including their servants and servants.
Mu Guiying returned with a full load and left. Li Yu and Wu Song went upstairs. One went to the study to start self-study of junior high school cultural classes, and the other, covered in dirty cement dust, went back to the room to change clothes and take a shower.
After taking a shower, Li Yu dried his hair, stuffed the dirty clothes into the washing machine, and went to the study room to teach Diao Chan about the second half of the fourth grade of elementary school.
Cai Yan is a self-study, and he has already learned the knowledge of junior high school, and he has not failed in every subject.
Although Xiao Diao Chan’s setting is not as good as anyone else’s, it can’t be too different, lest Sun Facai laugh at him later.
There is always a ridiculous desire to win among men.
The students you teach are not as good as the students I teach, so it is worth working on the students.
Besides Cai Yan, who else is among the four talented women?
If you have the opportunity, look for one and feel the joy of cultivating a scholar.
Lü Bu didn't come back until late at night. It is estimated that the rescue will not be that easy. However, with the help of Sun Jian and Liu Bei, and Jia Xu's central planning, it should not be difficult to rescue an alcoholic from Yuan Shu.
The worst case scenario is to use a lighter or something like that instead.
For a country bumpkin like Yuan Shu who has never seen the world, if you give him a windproof lighter, let alone the drunkard caught on the way, even if you ask Ji Ling, he probably won't hesitate.
In the early morning, Li Yu finished his run and went to the gym to do a few sets of strength training.
Diao Chan came back from skipping rope and saw that he was training so hard, and asked with concern:
"Sir, do you plan to develop both civil and military skills together?"
Li Yu put down the barbell and said:
“I read Guo Jia’s life again last night. He died in his thirties because of his bad living habits and weak body. I don’t want to do this, so I need to exercise more.”
I contacted Brother Liang later and had to urge him to train well. Although his death was due to overwork in the later period, it was still related to his weak body.
If he makes a cup of protein powder every day and does ten sets of strength training.
Maybe it was not Old Beibi Zhao Zilong who canceled the Han De family's household registration, but the prime minister himself carrying the Xuanhua axe.
After training, Li Yu took the towel from Diao Chan to wipe his sweat, went upstairs and took a shower, and then went to the restaurant to eat.
“The salted egg yolk is delicious, thank you Brother Yu.”
I ate oatmeal this morning. Thinking of Diao Chan's love for salted egg yolk, Li Yu specially brought her a double yolk lotus paste mooncake.
Diao Chan took a bite of the moon cake and drank the oatmeal happily:
"Sister-in-law Xiuhe said that a pig was killed at home this morning, and she wanted me to eat the pig-killing vegetables... What is it?" Is it delicious?”
Li Yu looked at the electronic clock hanging on the wall and realized that it was already the twentieth day of the twelfth lunar month.
No wonder there have been so many pigs squealing in the village in the past two days. It is indeed time to kill them, and it is even a little late.
Normally, you should start killing them when you enter the twelfth lunar month, so that you can pickle some sausages and eat them together during the Chinese New Year.
However, this year most people in the village work in scenic spots or Hanfu factories. They don’t have much free time, so they can’t take care of processing sausages and bacon.
Before the Chinese New Year, kill a pig, divide the meat, and braise the pig's head, trotters, innards, etc. This is enough for the Chinese New Year.
Li Yu said to the little girl:
“The pig-killing vegetables are super delicious. The freshest pork is very fresh no matter how it is cooked. Even if it is pure fat meat, it doesn’t taste delicious at all. It’s greasy and even a little sweet.”
At noon, I wanted to go to the city to have dinner with Professor Zhou. Since the village had pig meat, I would go there in the afternoon. Anyway, she was very busy at noon.
Fortunately, Miss Zhou didn’t know, otherwise Crayon Shin-chan would have been unlucky again.
After the meal, Li Yu went to the backyard to feed the horses. After all the guests at the B&B had eaten, he helped Xiuhe tidy up the kitchen and asked her to leave work early:
"Little Cicada has never seen a pig slaughtered. Don’t let her get too close to avoid being scared.”
“Don’t worry, boss, I will take good care of her.”
Xiuhe wrapped herself in a down jacket, a military coat, a helmet, drove an electric tricycle, and was about to leave with Diao Chan when Brother Dao hurriedly jumped into the car.
"Brother Dao, do you also want to eat pig meat? Then you have to be obedient and don't cause trouble."
As soon as Diao Chan finished speaking, Brother Dao raised his head impatiently. He picked up his paw and patted her arm:
Deal!
Watching them leave, Li Yu went to the storage room and dug out two pieces of Yuxi. They were bought for the workers last time and were not used up.
If you find Guo Jia, give him these two cigarettes.
There is no benefit in persuading others to smoke, but persuading drug addict Guo Fengxiao to smoke is saving him.
As soon as Li Yu took the two cigarettes into the study, before Li Yu even bothered to open the game and enjoy the game, Lu Bu, dressed in a sexy red armor, went upstairs in a dusty manner:
"My dear brother is really What a clever plan, it’s really Guo Jia!”
(End of this chapter)