Chapter 176 Hey, is this the Women’s Federation? My mother beat me! [Requesting monthly votes]
“What oil? You brat is planning on me, right?”
As soon as the gentle and mature voice sounded in his mind, Li Yu felt another blow on his head. I remember having a brain breakdown, but compared to before, it was much lighter this time.
Empress Nuwa can actually read my thoughts? Isn’t this too disrespectful of privacy?
This thought flashed through Li Yugang's mind, and a cold snort came from his mind, and his mother's brain collapsed one after another.
Hiss... If you keep doing this, you will be beaten stupidly. No, I have to find a way to talk to the old mother honestly. If she is beaten again, I will go to the Women's Federation for help!
"Sir, are you okay? Don't scare me."
Diao Chan saw Li Yu froze in place, and occasionally covered his head subconsciously, as if someone was hitting him, but the whole woman There is no one else at the Wa Palace ruins. This is so weird!
Li Yu rubbed his head and sat down on the threshold:
"I'm fine, just a little tired... I just saw a grapefruit seller at the gate, can you go and give it to me? Shall I buy one? I want to rest here for a while.”
It's okay...Diao Chan breathed a sigh of relief:
"I'm going to buy it now. Sir, please stay here and don't move around. I will be back soon."
After saying that, she Following the way we came, we trotted to buy grapefruits.
Li Yu rubbed his head, wondering whether to laugh or cry:
“When did this girl learn the jokes in "Back View"?"
What am I doing here... When Diao Chan walked away, Li Yu took out the bones in his pocket, looked at the yellow clay statue in front of him and asked seriously:
"Isn't the empress unable to feel the real world?" ?”
Nuwa’s voice sounded in my mind:
“I really can’t feel it. Even now, I am still very vague about the world you are in... The bone in your hand is my tailbone. , as long as I hold the bone close to the place where I am worshiped, I can feel it. "
Good guy, if you can still operate like this, isn't the rule that there is no divine power in reality about to be broken?
The empress used this trick to seduce Chen Cang in secret. She is worthy of being an old man who has lived for so many years... Hiss, don't hit, don't hit, mom, I was wrong, I was really wrong!
Forgetting that the empress can now feel all his thoughts, Li Yu quickly gathered his thoughts and begged for mercy while rubbing his head.
“I admit that I lied to you, but it was just to scare Guiying. Who would have thought that you would believe it too... Let’s first say that you can’t chop off my head or dig out my heart. Eighteen, you’re still young.”
Li Yu kept nagging, and the queen couldn’t stand it:
“What are you talking about, bastard? What?”
Um?
What does it mean?
Didn’t the empress want to kill me and dissect my body?
Li Yu put away his thoughts and repeated what Mu Guiying had said before. The empress couldn't help but be happy:
"That's what Guiying said about you. As for the suggestion, I asked out of curiosity how this guy’s head is so long, and it’s so easy to use. Then I was curious about whether you have the Seven-Orificed Exquisite Heart... I am a stupid disciple who always spreads nonsense.”
Well, the case was solved. It turned out that it was the female bandit Mu Guiying who was causing the obstruction, which caused my dear mother and I to almost turn against each other. Fortunately, my wise mother did not fall for the trick.
Li Yu racked his brains to praise, but the Nuwa Empress couldn’t help but interrupt him:
“If you, a brat like you, went to ancient times, you would definitely be a treacherous official with a sweet talk and a sword. . "
Put it down, I'm going to ancient times, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv Empress should have already slapped me... Li Yu silently complained and asked about the business:
" Madam, can you use magic in the real world? ”
"No, the most I can do is rely on my sculpture to maintain the call. Why do you ask?"
It can't do anything, so I'm relieved.
Li Yu's tense nerves relaxed a lot, and he was just about to sigh that the real world is awesome, when he once again felt the long-lost brain collapse in his head.
"Although I can't use any magic power, it's still no problem to flick your head."
Hiss... You told me earlier, which made me happy in vain.
Li Yu rubbed his head, feeling that he had found the reason why Mu Guiying was a bad student. With the old mother's beating character, it would not be enough to give her Cai Yan.
There were no tourists around at the moment. He sat on the threshold and asked a few more questions about the gods.
"Empress, can other gods sneak into the real world like you?"
"No god can do it except me."
Nuwa is now She has already reached the Dzogchen realm of a saint, and the next step is to transform into heaven, so she is now trying her best to suppress the realm to avoid becoming the emotionless and cold rules of heaven.
Li Yu was a little curious when he heard this:
“Can’t we create a new realm?”
“It’s not that easy. At least Hongjun and others have not done it, not even the Moral Goddess. His body has also been transformed into heaven, and only part of his humanity has been transferred to the good corpse of Taishang Laojun. This is also the reason why Laojun has a transcendent status in heaven."
It seems that the operation of the prehistoric system is not as good as that of online game companies. ah.
If you dare to upgrade to level 100, I will immediately set the highest level to level 1,000. Even if you spend money to catch up, I can set the experience required for the last level to an astronomical number.
Anyway, as long as you are willing to play, you are destined to be led by the game company.
But the prehistoric system is the opposite. Once the account reaches full level, it will be digitized. Doesn't this drive players to other servers?
Li Yu rubbed the bones in his hands and then asked:
"Then have you found a way to avoid turning into heaven? What can I do for you?"
< br>Since the gentle and kind-hearted old mother is in trouble, we, as children, have to help out.
There was a bit of relief in Nuwa's voice:
"It has been solved for the time being. At least in the past tens of millions of years, there is no possibility of turning into heaven. As for the future, it is hard to say now."
< br>Tens of millions of years are just temporary?
Mom, our understanding of time seems to be slightly different!
Nuwa said:
"I cut off the tailbone of my body and brought Guiying into the real world. From now on, I will always be one step away from the Great Consummation, and I no longer have to deliberately suppress my realm."
Li Yu's hands trembled, he did not expect this. This crystal-clear bone was cut off from the empress's body. This is the bone of a saint. No wonder other gods can't come.
He asked unreasonably:
"What if you encounter a master in the Dzogchen realm and you can't beat him?"
"Half of the six great saints have already transformed into the way of heaven. , the remaining half is also struggling to support, no one will attack each other... And even if that day comes, I will just take this bone back."
It seems that the empress has used the real world as a safe. We can't help with saint melee and the like, but it is still possible to save the coccyx for the empress.
But he sincerely hoped that there would never be a day when the tailbone would be returned, because that would mean that the empress was about to sink her boat, and even if she won, she would be treated like a god.
Rubbing the coccyx in his hand, Li Yu suddenly remembered the coccyx of the human body.
Logically speaking, the five tail vertebrae are only a few centimeters long, but one bone of the empress is more than ten centimeters long. Isn’t the empress a giant?
Just when he was about to imagine what the giant old mother looked like, he received a blow on the head:
"What are you thinking about, you brat? My body has the head of a human and the body of a snake, not a human being."
Li Yu patted his head and forgot about this incident.
But when he thought of the appearance of a human head and a snake body, the cartoon about Nuwa patching up the sky that he watched when he was a child appeared in his mind unconsciously. The empress cut off her tailbone with a knife, and the body became a A bald-tailed... big worm?
As soon as I thought of this, I felt my head hurt one after another:
"Big Changchong! Big Changchong! Let you say that I am a big Changchong... No wonder Guiying said that the real world is... If you can maintain your humanity, just being angry with me, you brat, is enough!”
Feeling the pain in his head, Li Yu quickly begged for mercy, called his mother several times, and promised Mu Guiying to bring delicious food back, which finally relieved his old mother.
“Don’t buy me full-sugar milk tea, it’s too greasy; popcorn is best freshly made, it won’t taste good when it’s cold; the crispier the fries, the better, put more spicy powder...”
Listening to Nuwa's nagging request, Li Yu rubbed his temples and weakly agreed.
"A few days ago, my good corpse vaguely sensed a tall man praying and demonstrating a flying knife... Is he one of yours?"
Tall?
Isn't this Lu Fengxian who aspires to be Lu Fengxian?
Li Yu said:
"It's Lu Bu from the Three Kingdoms period. He wants to learn flying daggers from you. I've thought about it myself, but I can't shoot as far as Guiying."
Mu Guiying's accuracy on the target at a distance of 100 meters has exceeded that of modern pistols. Even for a small-caliber submachine gun, it would be difficult to achieve this result without sights and other assistance.
Not to mention Lu Bu's heart is moved, anyone would want to have this skill.
"Guiying is the reincarnation of a god, and I specially strengthened her body. The flying knife is her original setting. Ordinary people don't have this opportunity, so it is difficult to go further."
In this case, let's go back to Lu Bu Say something to prevent him from getting confused.
After talking about this, Nuwa took a closer look at this scenic spot. She said with some dissatisfaction:
“The clay sculptures in the temples here are so complicated? They even put Buddhist statues above me. "Although there are ruins of Nuwa Palace in Gulingshan Scenic Area, Buddhist statues have been enshrined in recent years, and their status is all above that of Nuwa, and there are even settings such as Nuwa's mother and Nuwa's grandmother.
Now that the old mother has returned, she feels that she has a group of elders, and she is obviously angry.
Li Yu explained:
“Different systems have different statuses. For example, Haotian is said to be the creator god in some systems, and some have become the Supreme Lord. Apprentice, there are also incarnations of Yuanshi Tianzun, etc. It’s very complicated... If the empress doesn’t like this place, how about I build a sculpture of yours in the Fengming Valley Scenic Area? "
Worrying about who to build? As for the sculpture, since the old mother has appeared now, it is natural that she should be erected.
Nuwa has no objection to this proposal:
"When erecting a sculpture, put my tailbone in it, and I can listen to the prayers of believers and feel the joy, anger, sorrow and joy of the world."
I'm afraid that if you meet a group of fun people, you will be angry. Smoke is coming from all the orifices... Just when Li Yu was about to speak, Diao Chan came over carrying a big grapefruit, with beads of sweat on her forehead, obviously she had run all the way here.
“Silly girl, there’s no need to be in such a hurry.”
Li Yu quickly took out a tissue and wiped the girl’s sweat.
"I'm worried about you sir... Do you feel better after taking a rest? I just found out that there is a health center nearby. Do you want to go and check it out?"
"No, no, no, you should take a break and feel my old mother's love."
Tiantian said he rejected feudal superstition, but he became superstitious. Mr. is really funny...Diao Chan smiled and stood next to Li Yu. I sat down and was about to peel the grapefruit apart when I felt a warmth on my head.
Huh? It seems that I really feel it.
The little girl felt that the time had come to make a report, and quickly bowed her hands to the clay sculpture:
"My queen, please take care of Sister Guiying, she...she always wraps herself up in my quilt when sleeping. ! ”
Although she gathered all her energy to complain, when she really needed to pray, Diao Chan didn't know what to say, and she held it in for a long time before telling her about rolling up the quilt.
After typing the report, the girl held the grapefruit and peeled it carefully.
Nuwa said in Li Yu's mind:
"What a beautiful little girl, she is so considerate to you. If you dare to let her suffer in the future, I will not forgive you!"
Good guy, I was beaten here for a long time, but in the end you became Diao Chan’s supporter, right?
Li Yu did not dare to complain too much, but instead conceived the style of the statue of Nuwa in his mind. As he was thinking about it, the upright and solemn version in his mind was forcibly replaced by another shape:
Chest and a soft woman with leaves wrapped around her waist, but her lower body is that of a snake. She is rushing high into the sky with a ball of sparkling magma in her hands.
Isn’t this Nuwa patching up the sky?
Mom, you want this, don’t you? Don’t worry, I promise to make it perfect... Li Yu muttered in his heart, took the grapefruit peeled by Diao Chan and was about to eat it, Nuwa’s voice came to his mind again. Ringing:
"This fruit is sweet and delicious. I will buy more in the future and let Guiying take it back."
Um?
Aren’t you unable to use your magic power?
He is beating a child and eating fruit at the same time. He is almost no different from a normal person, right?
“Everything, as long as it is placed in front of the statue, it is an offering, and I can enjoy it... But in this world, I can only briefly taste the offering and say a few words, and can’t do anything else. "
Pull it down, my brain collapse just now almost gave me a concussion... Li Yu and Diao Chan ate grapefruit and walked around again. They saw the shining golden Buddha statue on the top of the mountain and found the empress angry. reason.
Thinking about the erection of the statue and the fact that Nuwa didn't like this place, the two of them walked out carrying the remaining half of the grapefruit.
Diao Chan held Li Yu’s arm and recalled the feeling just now:
“So gentle, so comfortable, like being in my mother’s arms when I was a child.”
Li Yu said:
"When the statues of gods in our scenic spot are erected in the future, you can tell the empress if you have anything on your mind. Remember to buy a cup of milk tea when you go there. The empress likes sweet drinks."
"Okay, I will definitely not forget it."
As we approached the gate of the scenic spot, Nuwa's voice rang in my mind for the last time:
"Don't forget the statue. I’ll cut off the contact first, and I’ll talk to you after the statue is erected. Goodbye, good boy.”
Oh, after being beaten from beginning to end, the old mother finally realized that I was a good boy. It was not easy. .
Li Yu didn't ask about the world of Yang Family's Romance, and Nuwa didn't mention it either. I guess the dust has settled.
But in detail, we have to wait until Mu Guiying goes to support Yang Liulang to break the formation before we know the final result... After leaving the scenic spot, Li Yu drove back to Yinzhou.
While passing by the building materials market, he turned in and found a store that made sculptures for scenic spots. He made an appointment with the boss to go to the scenic spot to build sculptures in the next year.
Build a statue of Nuwa first, and place some murals or reliefs around it, such as Nuwa patching up the sky and Nuwa creating humans, to deepen the anchor of the empress.
In the later stage, you can also imitate Longqi Mountain and build a small temple or something on the top of the mountain.
After paying the reservation deposit, Li Yu saw that it was already noon and was too lazy to go back to the B&B for dinner, so he asked Diao Chan for her opinion:
"Whatever you want to eat, I'll take you to eat."
The little girl tilted her head and thought for a long time, and said a little embarrassedly:
"I want to eat roast duck... I'll look at the travel guide for Beijing. I’ve mentioned roast duck many times, but I still don’t know what it tastes like.”
Hearing this, Li Yu pointed to the car:
“Come on, get in the car, I’ll take you there. Taste it.”
Although Yinzhou is a small fourth-tier city, there is still roast duck, and it is quite authentic.
Driving to a roast duck restaurant, Li Yu went in and ordered a freshly roasted crispy duck, as well as a few side dishes and desserts, such as cherry foie gras and so on, which made Diao Chan go through it once. Addiction to eating Beijing cuisine.
Put the duck cake on the plate, dip two pieces of duck meat in the sweet noodle sauce and smear it on, add a few shredded green onions, wrap the duck cake, Li Yu handed it to Diao Chan:
"This is how to eat it, you try it."
Diao Chan took it and put it in her mouth, feeling the crispiness of the duck skin, the tendons of the duck cake, the tenderness of the duck meat, and the freshness and sweetness of the shredded green onions. Happiness:
"It's delicious, no wonder so many people like it."
Li Yu doesn't like this kind of detailed way of eating. Relatively speaking, he is a northerner who is more southern. He likes to chop roast duck into large pieces or roast duck. Roast goose dipped in sour plum sauce.
“The Sichuan and Chongqing regions like to combine roast duck with maocai, which is called maocai duck. If you like it, I can make it for you to try this afternoon.”
“Okay, okay. , Thank you sir!”
No need to thank you, you are the one being protected by Nuwa, I don’t dare to offend you... After saying this, Li Yu subconsciously covered his head, not feeling it. The old mother's gentle brain collapsed, and then she confirmed that the coccyx alone could not connect.
After the two of them had eaten and drank enough, they packed up the remaining duck meat and bought two roasted ducks separately before settling the bill and leaving.
After getting in the car, Diao Chan’s miserly nature exploded:
“A duck costs two or three hundred, isn’t it too expensive?”
If I had known it was so expensive, I would have I chose to eat hot and sour noodles, which is cheap and cost-effective. If you are not full, you can also have Roujiamo, which is delicious.
Li Yu started the car and said dotingly:
"Don't worry about this little money. Spend it when you need to. If it's not enough, I'll earn it for you."
These words made the little girl excited. She waited for a while and asked in surprise:
< br>"No composition this time?"
Every time I hear my husband say something obedient, he always has to write a composition along with it. Today is a bit unusual!
Li Yu turned around and drove in the direction of Fengming Valley:
"I'm in a good mood today. I won't let you write the essay anymore. Go back and write the paper."
Diao Chan: "..."
I know Mr. Bad will not let me go so easily~ ~~
She held her mobile phone and sent a message to Zhou Ruotong:
"We are having roast duck at the B&B in the evening. Sister Zhou must come."
"Okay, sister, I'll go there right after get off work... Did you have fun at Guling Mountain?"
Seeing this question, Diao Chan thought about it and replied:
"I feel the protection of a mother, Very happy.”
Zhou Ruotong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Have you encountered a magic stick?
Back at the B&B, as soon as Li Yu walked into the door carrying the roast duck, he saw Mu Guiying sitting in the yard, holding a pot of oil and pouring noodles on it, and showing off garlic cloves.
Seeing Li Yu, Village Master Mu came over with a basin in his hands and asked in a low voice:
"Have you contacted my master? She asked me to obey your words in the future. I can’t make you angry, and I can’t wrap up Fairy Xiaochan’s quilt. He also said that if I don’t obey in the future, he will betroth me to a brat pretending to be eighteen years old... Who is so shameless, even pretending to be my age?”
(End of this chapter)