Chapter 180 Damn it, I have become Tathagata Buddha’s uncle! [Requesting monthly tickets]
After Mu Guiying left, Li Yu and Diao Chan locked the door of the warehouse and strolled to the B&B.
Although it's only New Year's Eve tomorrow, there are already sporadic gunshots. Li Yu was about to play badminton with Diao Chan when he suddenly saw a commotion in the stables.
Whenever the sound of firecrackers is heard, these horses will have stress reactions such as mania, struggle, and neighing.
The sound coming from the bottom of the mountain reacted so loudly, so if firecrackers are set off in the yard tomorrow, won’t these horses be even more scared?
Thinking of this, Li Yu planned to wait for Wu Song to come, send these horses to Qilin Village, and then pick them back after setting off the firecrackers on the morning of the first day of the new year.
"Xiaochan, what New Year gift do you want?"
Leaving the stable, Li Yu asked the little girl, if there is anything you like, buy it while you are not busy today. Those who celebrate the New Year must be satisfied. All the wishes of the child.
Diao Chan held Li Yu's arm, her head still touching his shoulder:
"As long as the husband doesn't drive me away, any gift will do~"
Let’s take Huanggang Secret Scrolls... Li Yu decided to buy two sets of the Year of the Dragon limited edition Huanggang Secret Scrolls. Yue Fei and Diao Chan each had one set, and they must be very happy.
When giving gifts to children, you have to give them what they need most.
As for external things such as food and drink, they are secondary.
Diao Chan asked:
“What New Year gift do you want, sir?”
If you want money, the more money, the better... Li Yu murmured in his heart and said with a smile:
"As long as you are all good, I don't want any gifts,"
" That won’t work, you need a gift for the New Year... Anyway, I have prepared it for you, I hope you don’t mind it.”
Wow, if you give the gift, you can collect the new year’s money, that’s great!
The older ones have to give the younger ones new year's money. Brother Shubao seems to want to give everyone a share of the new year's money. However, junior brother Yue Fei only needs to collect the money and does not need to pay it out.
Being young does have its benefits!
The little girl brought the badminton racket over happily, and the two played badminton.
After playing for half an hour, everyone had a winner or loser. Li Yugang was going to prepare dinner when a figure flashed at the back door and Mu Guiying came to the real world:
"Ha, it really appeared here. ”
Li Yuzheng was curious if he could go through the front and back doors in the future. When he saw Mu Guiying appeared from the back door, he felt relieved:
"Can I choose where to travel?"
"Just think about the back door. I tried it several times just now and finally figured out the way."
After Mu Guiying finished speaking, she asked Li Yu Expressed his gratitude:
“The children were so happy. They had never eaten such sweet pastries. Several of them were reluctant to eat them and wanted to keep them to honor their parents... Fortunately, I bought a lot, and everyone in the village I tasted them all.”
For ancient people, sweets were really a luxury among luxuries. For example, during the Three Kingdoms period, Yuan Shu, who was the fourth generation and the third prince, had a wish before his death that he had a bite of honey.
Cao Cao's son, Emperor Wen of Wei, Cao Pi, was addicted to sweets. He ate grapes, drank wine, and kept sugar cane in his hands. He even regarded the rock sugar brought from the Western Regions as a treasure and named it Shimi.
The aloof emperor cherishes sweets so much, let alone ordinary people.
I wonder if beet cultivation can be promoted after occupying the territory of the Jin Kingdom. With beets, there will be a continuous supply of sugar.
This thing not only allows the people to feel the sweet taste, but is also an important strategic material.
After talking about Muke Village, Mu Guiying said madly:
"Come on Fairy Xiaochan, I'll play two games with you... I'll be here early in the morning for the New Year's Eve dinner tomorrow, don't waste it, right?" ?
Li Yu returned to the kitchen and started preparing dinner.
Mu Guiying played badminton for a while and asked to take a rest when she was tired, but within two minutes she picked up a bean bag and started to chew on it.
Bean buns in the Central Plains area are made by soaking mung beans and red beans and boiling them with sweet potatoes, jujubes and other ingredients, and then stirring them evenly with white sugar to make yeast buns.
It tastes sweet, with the aroma of beans and the texture of sweet potatoes. It is delicious hot or cold.
While eating, Mu Guiying asked about tomorrow's arrangements.
Hearing that the horses would be frightened and need to be transported away, she devoured the bean buns and volunteered to move the horses in the backyard to Muke Village. She could not delay the owner of the village from having fun with firecrackers!
There are stables in Muke Village and a groom who specializes in raising horses. It is more than enough to take care of a few horses.
After the meal, Diao Chan mentioned the New Year’s gift, and Mu Guiying asked:
"Do you want to prepare a gift? I thought it would be enough just to eat. Then I will go back and look for it... Fairy Xiaochan, do you like the gem as big as an egg?"
Diao Chan's delicate little face was full of speechlessness. :
“If I remember correctly, I ordered those artificial gems, right?”
“Ha, I forgot about this, it doesn’t matter, there are a lot of good things in Muke Village, You will definitely be satisfied!”
The two were chatting when Diao Chan saw Wu Song coming in and quickly greeted:
"Brother Erlang, have you eaten? I have left some food for you."
Wu Song smiled and said:
"I have eaten, I ate in the city."
< br>Mu Guiying has been studying books on being an emperor recently:
“It’s not the people from the village who are treating us again, is it? Brother Wu, it’s not good for you to treat me like this all the time. As a cadre, you must be honest. Integrity can’t be taken for granted.”
Wu Song laughed twice:
"It's not a treat from the village... I'm going upstairs to change my clothes first, and we'll talk later."
After saying that, he hurried upstairs, Diao Chan and Mu Guiying looked at each other and felt that today's tiger-fighting hero was strange.
Early the next morning, Li Yu came back from running and did a few more sets of squats. Just as he was about to have breakfast, he saw Yue Fei walking into the yard carrying a red cloth bag.
Seeing Li Yu, he quickly bowed and saluted:
"Student Yue Fei, meet sir!"
The good student I am proud of has finally arrived... Li Yu wiped the sweat on his face with a towel:
"No need to be so polite. Have you eaten yet? Let’s have breakfast together and talk about your recent studies.”
“I obey the teacher’s instructions!”
Most of the residents are still sleeping in, and there is nothing in the restaurant. Li Yu washed his face, filled a bowl of eight-treasure porridge, took some food, and led Yue Fei to the small private room.
As soon as they sat down, Diao Chan also came in:
"Junior brother Yue Fei, remember to try the bean buns. They were made by Mr. himself, they are super delicious."
After hearing this, Yue Fei hurriedly went outside to get them. two.
When everyone sat down to eat, Marshal Yue talked about what he had seen and learned during this period.
He has mastered simplified Chinese characters and is also proficient in using modern hard pens such as gel pens, ballpoint pens, pencils, and fountain pens.
In addition, I also read some history-related books, gained a rough understanding of the entire development process from Xia, Shang and Zhou to the Republic of China, and also realized some constraints and drawbacks that restricted development.
In short, the little guy has understood the development context of the entire Chinese nation from a macro perspective, and has expanded his thinking and vision, which is a good thing.
As for martial arts training, since he established contact with modern society, Zhou Tong did not urge him to practice martial arts. Instead, he taught many military formation training methods.
Obviously, the old man also knew that he must train Yue Fei into a handsome man, not a general who only knows how to fight with generals.
“Since my senior brother transported some iron plows to Qilin Village, the farming speed has accelerated a lot. Wang Yuanwai also specially opened up some wasteland so that the village can have more land.”
In addition to thousands of acres of fertile farmland, Qilin Village is also surrounded by barren hills, slopes, etc., all of which can be reclaimed for farming.
It’s just that it’s difficult to open up wasteland with a wooden plow, and the village has always been self-sufficient and has never thought about clearing up wasteland.
Now that Wu Song bought the iron plow and knew that there would be wars in the future, he naturally had to buy more food to avoid famine in the future.
The land being reclaimed is relatively barren and the location is not good. Ordinary crops cannot grow, but high-yielding crops such as sweet potatoes and potatoes can be grown, which can add a lot of food to the village.
After Yue Fei talked about the changes in Qilin Village in high spirits, he also talked about the adventures of his trip to Liquan:
"Suddenly a dragon emerged from the spring, filled with evil aura. The students were startled and threw rocks at it. The dragon instantly turned into a spear, and the spring water dried up in an instant... The spear was extremely sharp. , holding it in hand, there is still a faint sound of dragon roar. "
Dragon?
Are you here to ride the heat and get gold plating?
Tathagata's uncle is reincarnated and practices cultivation. Not to mention Western Buddhism, it is estimated that heaven, demons, underworld, etc. all want a piece of the pie to gain some popularity. After Yue Fei ascends to heaven, the weapons can also transform into magic weapons, and the organizational problem is solved with a sudden transformation.
Which practitioner can withstand the temptation of weaving?
According to this analysis, Yue Fei's horse probably has some background. Li Chun, a senior horse dealer, couldn't even give away a horse that he hadn't sold in two years.
But when I saw Yue Fei, this white horse, which was originally violent and ferocious, turned out to be as well-behaved as a mouse when it met a cat. Maybe it also followed him to get gold plating.
Well, now Yue Fei is thirteen. When he was fifteen, he got engaged and got a white horse.
And the horse has not been sold for two years. If calculated this way, it should have come with Jiaolong, but it just waited for two years at Yue Fei's father-in-law's house.
As expected of Tathagata's uncle, this row of noodles is indeed different... Li Yu thought that he was Yue Fei's teacher, so rounding it off, wouldn't he become Tathagata's uncle?
Ahem, I can only think about this in the B&B, but I can’t spread it blindly, lest Tathagata try to trick me into a mighty dragon.
Yue Fei finished eating the bean buns, drank two mouthfuls of vegetable porridge, and continued:
"Elder Zhiming, who practiced in Liquan, gave a book of war, which recorded various formations. The students specially I copied five or six copies and brought them to my husband and brothers. "
Good guy, you are quite generous! Buddhism gave you the military manual plug-in, but you use it to share it?
In the original work of "Shuo Yue Quan Zhuan", Elder Zhiming is an eminent monk in Wutai Mountain. Because he likes the Feng Shui of Liquan, he has been practicing here.
But when Yue Fei got the magic gun, he concluded that Li Quan's feng shui had been broken, handed over the military documents, said goodbye and returned to Wutai Mountain, and also predicted that Yue Fei would meet his apprentice Dao Yue on Jinshan Mountain twenty years later.
If you guessed it correctly, this elder Zhiming came to protect Yue Fei and also gave him the Book of Sharpshooting.
Since Yue Fei was born, Patriarch Chen Tuan gave him a calligraphy and helped him reach Qilin Village with the help of a water tank. Then Zhou Tong showed up and adopted him as his adopted son, and Elder Zhiming was always hanging around, fearing that something might happen to his Buddhist uncle.
Li Yu is not very interested in military literature. Firstly, he may not be able to understand it. Secondly, even if he learns it, it will be useless. Instead, he can do research for Jia Xu, Guo Jia, Li Shimin and others, and maybe Something can be gained.
I just don’t know if our nephews and grandchildren would have any objections to sending Buddhist things out.
No matter, other gods can't come to the real world anyway, and in the book world, there is the support of a superior old mother, so what are you afraid of?
After breakfast, Yue Fei very wisely helped clean the yard and also cleaned the empty stables.
For the Chinese New Year, we have to clean both inside and outside.
Li Yu slaughtered the goose sent by Xiuhe properly, stuffed the prepared sauce into its belly, sealed the goose butt with a roasting goose needle, blew air first, then scalded the skin and dried it. Brush with crispy water.
After hanging the roasted goose, he cleaned up the suckling pig he bought online, removed the bones and modified the knife according to the tutorial, and then applied a layer of sauce for marinating.
Tonight is the New Year's Eve dinner. We will arrange a roast goose and a roast suckling pig to make everyone happy.
If an ordinary family behaves like this, they won’t be able to finish the leftovers until the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, but the number of people eating tonight is unusual, and there won’t be much leftover at all.
And even if there are leftovers, Mu Guiying and Lu Bu will pack them away immediately, and there is no chance of eating them until the fifth day of the Lunar New Year.
Not long after, Lu Bu also came in new clothes. His eye circles were still red. He probably couldn't help but shed tears when he went back yesterday and thought about his good brother Niu Fu.
Tsk, what a good man who values friendship!
"Brother Pengju, come on, let me share with you the new changes in the world of the Three Kingdoms, and see if it inspires you."
Seeing Yue Fei, Lu Bu, who likes to teach others, pulled Then he talked about the latest trends of the Bingzhou Army.
No matter who he is, he can't help but want to teach him something about such a sensible and talented man, and the best way is naturally to explain it through practical cases.
After hearing the news that Guo Jia had joined the Bingzhou Army, Yue Fei was fascinated:
"With Mr. Wenhe controlling the general direction, and Mr. Fengxiao making clever suggestions, the Bingzhou army will surely ride the wind and waves and be invincible. Congratulations to Marquis Wen!"
The contact lasted for a long time, and Yan Qing Living in Qilin Village for a long time, the original little scholar also knows how to be friendly and talk a little more nicely.
Hearing that the Bingzhou Army began to eliminate illiteracy, Yue Fei praised repeatedly:
“If all the soldiers in the army can read and write, the huge Bingzhou Army will become the cradle of officers. Once it is divided, You can pull up teams in an instant and recreate Han Xin's style of ordering troops!"
After sighing, he took out his cell phone from his arms, opened the note, and quickly wrote it down.
These experiences are important assets and must be remembered well.
Lu Bu talked about other trends and gave Xiao Yuefei a solid military lesson.
While we were chatting, Mu Guiying, wearing jeans and a down jacket, came:
"Xiao Feifei, have you found the one who played with the firecrackers? We have tested the explosives for several rounds, and the explosion effect Not bad, but there is still a certain gap between what Mr. said.”
Yue Fei stood up and saluted:
"Marshal Mu, we have made initial contact. Ling Zhen is now an officer. Although he is not in power, he has no intention of leaving the army. We don't want to force him."
Qilin Village is not Liangshan, and we will not force you upon seeing that you are a talented person. Invite you to join the gang.
Now it’s time to form a good relationship, and explain the importance of artillery by the way, so that Ling Zhen can increase the intensity of research and development and think more about it.
Technical talents have to dig deep into technology and work as officials every day. Isn’t this a waste?
Mu Guiying waved her hand indifferently:
"It's okay. When we finish the research over there, we will share the technology with you."
As she said that, she touched Yue Fei with her shoulder and asked in a low voice:
"That matter , how is it going?"
Yue Fei scratched his head, with a little apology on his face:
"Brother Yan Qing went to Tokyo to inquire, the defense is very strict, and it is said that there are masters from Ouchi. There is no way to protect each other... Please don't worry, Marshal Mu, and we will think of other ways."
"Hurry up, this is serious business!"
Lü Bu on the side was confused and asked curiously:
"Are you planning to kidnap the emperor of the Song Dynasty?"
Mu Guiying laughed:
"Almost the same. My brother is really handsome in his clothes today. Fortunately, today is New Year's Eve and there are not many guests in the B&B, otherwise he would be so fascinated that he would be drooling. .”
This crazy girl was afraid that Lu Bu would get in the way and ruin the good thing, so she quickly changed the subject.
As a senior narcissist, she knew very well what Lu Bu wanted to hear.
Sure enough, when he mentioned this, classmate Lu Fengxian quickly stood up and turned around:
"Handsome, isn't it? I found several tailors to make it, but it's a pity that my good brother Niu Fu passed away. I can't wear new clothes there, so I can only wear them here. Please don't mind me, my dear brother and my dear sister. I have tried my best to suppress my charm, but..."
This guy sighed heavily. , and shook his head, with a look like "It's not my fault that I'm handsome", which made Mu Guiying subconsciously take out a throwing knife and almost sneak it to him.
Lu Bu finished his narcissism and looked around:
"Where is Erlang?"
Yue Fei pointed in the direction of the top of the mountain:
"Go to visit his brother's grave, listen. It is said that in the real world, there is a custom of visiting the graves of the elders on New Year’s Eve.”
While chatting, Diao Chan brought hot tea and various snacks.
After everyone ate and drank for a while, Lu Bu asked Yue Fei to go back and get the 18-foot-long Liquan Spear and play with it in the yard for a while.
While they were playing, a loud shout came from not far away:
“Good marksmanship!”
Qin Qiong was carrying a wooden box and greeted everyone as soon as he entered the gate. He raised his hands and said hello:
"Dear brothers and sisters, I am a little late, please forgive me."
Mu Guiying was eating almonds, staring at the box in Qin Qiong's hand and asked Diao Chan in a low voice:
"Fairy Xiaochan, what do you think is in it?"
"It should be New Year's money, right?" ...Brother Shubao is the oldest, and he will prepare a piece of lucky money for each of us. Sister Guiying, you have to prepare it for me too.”
Mu Guiying patted her chest:
"Don't worry, everything is ready. Master also specified the gift for sir."
Upon hearing that Empress Nuwa personally arranged a gift for Li Yu, Diao Chan asked:
"What gift? Empress actually arranged it herself."
"I'll show it to you in the evening. Now It can’t be taken out yet, it must be kept secret.”
Everyone prepared gifts, but no one said what they had prepared. Only Xiao Yuefei, an honest child, showed off his gifts as soon as he arrived.
Wu Song returned from visiting the grave, and everyone gathered together to eat, drink, and chat about their current situation.
Li Yu was busy with the New Year's Eve dinner in the kitchen. Those that needed to be steamed were placed in a steaming bowl, those that needed to be fried were marinated in advance, and those that needed to be fried were cut in advance.
In short, we need to arrange all the dishes and reward ourselves for this hard and fulfilling year of cheating.
After lunch, he took out the prepared dumpling fillings and asked Qin Qiong, Lu Bu, Wu Song, Mu Guiying, Yue Fei, and Diao Chan to all wash their hands and prepare to make dumplings.
Today, whether you are the future Duke or the Marquis, you all have to roll up your sleeves and make dumplings for me.
The whole family works together, this is called Chinese New Year, and this is the meaning of reunion!
(End of this chapter)