Chapter 190 You are still young, don’t embark on the path of crime! [Requesting Monthly Tickets]
Qin Qiong came here this time and not only brought gold and silver jewelry, but also brought Shan Xiongxin’s mount, Xiuchun Dao, Zaoyang Banner, etc.
Now that we are in the real world, weapons and mounts naturally have to follow.
Although Shan Xiongxin's martial arts is not too outstanding, and in terms of actual combat, it is not as good as COS Laoguan's Big Sword Wang Junke, but he can be among the eighteen heroes, so he is naturally much better than the ordinary crooked melon split jujube.
After all, the last of the Eighteen Heroes is also the top eighteen in the world, and it is not something that cats and dogs can touch.
"I heard that there is a martial arts performance in the scenic area. I am not very talented. I am willing to perform on the stage for Master Li to attract guests."
Would it be too cheap to let Dangtang Tianxia Green Forest General Laobaozi perform like a street performer? Already?
Li Yugang was about to refuse, but suddenly thought that the future Duke of the Kingdom and the Marquis of the Han Dynasty had both performed, and Marshal Mu also pulled Xiao Yuefei to perform a flying knife performance.
Since Shan Xiongxin wants to move his arms and legs, just let him brush up on his presence.
Otherwise, it wouldn’t be a problem to wander around like this all the time.
If you want a person to cheer up, the best way is to make him feel needed. If Lao Dan is not allowed to do anything, he may soon become decadent.
In this case, Brother Qin’s blood was not shed in vain.
Thinking of this, Li Yu said:
"If Brother Shan can perform, the tickets for the scenic spot will definitely skyrocket, and the tourists will cheer for joy, but safety must be ensured."
As soon as Shan Xiongxin heard that performing martial arts would be so helpful to the scenic spot, Shan Xiongxin went to prepare without saying a word.
Li Yu pulled him and said:
"Second brother, don't worry, let me choose a suit of armor for you first. For the performance, you have to look handsome."
After being here for so long, Dan Shan Xiongxin often passes by Longwang Village, but has never gone in. It's time to take him to visit and pick out some handy weapons.
After Brother Dao finished his breakfast, Li Yu washed his dog bowl, told Diao Chan to go upstairs to watch online classes, and then he and Shan Xiongxin walked along the solid wood plank road to Longwang Village.
“What a handsome uncle, can we take a photo together?”
Halfway through, several girls in Hanfu saw Shan Xiongxin and immediately gathered around and asked for a photo.
In the first few days after arriving, Lao Dan didn’t even know what taking a group photo meant, and he almost threw a female tourist over his shoulder. But now, he not only knows how to take a group photo, he even raises his scissor hands in cooperation. .
“I met an uncle in Hanfu at the Hanfu themed scenic spot. He is so handsome!”
After several people took photos, they took Shan Xiongxin to take a short video, and then let the old man go. one.
“Master, why do modern people like to take pictures so much?”
After the girl walked away, Shan Xiongxin straightened his clothes and asked curiously.
Li Yu smiled:
“This is a society that shows itself. Everyone is trying to find ways to express themselves and live out themselves. Photos and videos are the best display media... ...If second brother meets a woman he falls in love with, he can also take the initiative to take a photo or add her as a friend.”
When Shan Xiongxin heard this, he immediately waved his hand:
“Shan doesn’t have this aspect at the moment. I plan to, if possible, prefer to find an ancient person to marry.”
Although he is bold and majestic, he is an extremely conservative person. Unlike Wu Song, if he is determined to stay in the modern society, he will just cut his hair and change his clothes. Even when he is looking for his sweetheart, he does not consider the ancient society.
This kind of active integration mentality allowed Wu Erlang to finally meet his Zhenzhen. Although no one has inquired about the progress of the relationship, judging from Wu Erlang's happy state, it should be stable and improving.
Shan Xiongxin is the complete opposite. He has been in modern society for more than a week and has no intention of shaving his beard, let alone his hair.
He wears Hanfu and performs ancient rituals every day. He finds that the scenic spot is almost full of Hanfu enthusiasts, so he comes here every day to wander around, without any intention of actively integrating into this society.
It seems that Er Ge Shan’s road to modern social transformation is destined to be long.
Arriving at Longwang Village, Zhao Dahu was holding a new model of Mo Dao and slashing hard at a cow leg.
When the blade passed by, the hanging corbel instantly split into two halves. Shan Xiongxin couldn’t help but shout:
“What a knife!”
Niu The legs are covered with all kinds of fascia, and the bones are super hard. Ordinary knives can't do anything about it. Zhao Dahu can actually split the cow's legs with a Mo knife. Not only does this require strength, but the quality of the knife must also be top-notch. .
"Ha, Li Yu, you came just in time. Isn't this improved Mo Dao awesome? Let's take this beef leg back later. Let's have beef stew for lunch."
It’s so tough at noon that it takes half a day just to cut the meat off of this thing. If it’s stewed, you can’t even think of chewing it within a few hours, and you can’t eat it until night at the earliest.
But you can first pick some fat and lean meat slices to make stir-fried yellow beef. This is simple and can be done quickly.
Shan Xiongxin took the Mo knife and carefully inspected the blade, with surprise on his face:
“There is no damage?”
Zhao Dahu laughed:
"If the special steel that I spent so much money on breaks apart, then the money will be wasted... What are you two doing here today? It doesn't look like you are here to visit."
Although we ate more than one together It’s a week’s meal, but Shan Xiongxin has never been to Longwang Village. If he comes here rashly today, there must be something going on.
Li Yu said:
"Come and find a set of cavalry armor for Brother Shan. He plans to use it for performances in the scenic spot."
"I'll go, the scenic spot starts again Have you performed? Can you take me with you this time? I actually want to show my face and attract the lady in Hanfu.”
Hey, don’t you want to eat the pain of love yourself?
Why do you suddenly want to show yourself like a peacock?
After Zhao Dahu finished speaking, he took a look at Shan Xiongxin’s figure, excitedly came to the armory next to him, pointed at a set of bronze armor and asked:
“How about this set?”
The bronze nails are edged with black leather, which looks both high-end and noble.
Moreover, the bronze color is low-key and connotative, not as eye-catching as the gold color, and is more in line with Shan Xiong's temperament of being a green man in the world.
"How are you doing, second brother, are you satisfied?"
Shan Xiongxin was stunned at this moment. He stroked the nail plate with his hand and asked with some excitement:
< br>"This...how many taels of gold does this cost?"
Zhao Dahu grinned:
"Why are you more involved in acting than Brother Qin? This set of armor costs 10,000 yuan. It was originally intended to be rented to tourists. If you like it, then I will make another one."
After hearing the price, Li Yu immediately took out his mobile phone to scan the QR code to pay.
Ten thousand yuan can make Brother Shan happy for a long time. This money is well spent.
After paying the money, Li Yu pointed to the fitting room not far away and said:
"Second brother can go in and try it on. If there is anything that needs to be adjusted, Dahu can just let Dahu do it. Please change it.”
"Okay, I'm going to try it on now."
Shan Xiongxin walked into the fitting room holding the armor and started trying it on.
Thinking that the research and development of explosives in Muke Village has reached a certain stage, and the next step is to test the cannon, Li Yu looked at Zhao Dahu who wanted to use the calf again and asked:
"Huzi, which steel pipe is more resistant to explosions?"
Zhao Dahu glanced at Li Yu:
"Why are you asking this? Are you planning to build heartless cannons for Hamas? Li Yu, you are still young, but you must not embark on the road of crime..."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Can you please stop telling me movie lines at this time?
But... we can really develop in the direction of heartless cannons. Isn’t Hamas using Laiyang steel pipes? It should be okay to buy some steel pipes and let Mu Guiying carry them back and process them with the artillery structure diagrams on the Internet, right?
Well, let’s go back later to study the caliber and so on, and try our best to transfer the explosives in Muke Village from the experimental stage to actual combat.
Just as he was thinking about it, Zhao Dahu took out his mobile phone and clicked on the two-wheel salute on the online shopping platform:
“This thing is usually seen at opening ceremonies. It looks like a cannon and has two wheels for transportation. It’s convenient. Ask the manufacturer to replace the barrel with a high-strength seamless steel pipe, which should meet your requirements.”
Although I don’t know what Li Yu wants this thing to do, as a good friend, I still have to make suggestions. Mentioned.
Damn, there are still these things for sale online... Li Yu took the phone and looked at it twice, a little surprised:
"Isn't this illegal?" "It's illegal. There are no cannon shells, so what use are they? Most of them are bought by ceremonial companies as salutes, and some are made into military sculptures in scenic spots... What are you going to use them for? ?”
After Zhao Dahu finished speaking, he dug out a few antique artillery pieces from the Ming and Qing Dynasties, such as the general in red. The style seemed to match the scenic spot.
Li Yu searched on his mobile phone and placed an order for a few antique artillery pieces, and then secretly bought twenty modern two-wheeled artillery pieces.
By the way, I contacted the store and asked the store to replace the barrel with a thickened seamless steel pipe on the pretext of making a salute.
When Mu Guiying comes, let this crazy girl drag her back and study it carefully.
I don’t know how the coal mine is doing. When it’s time to make coke, lime ore, iron ore, etc. should be allocated. Grab the resources in your hands, so that you have the capital for development.
When Muke Village manufactures weapons in batches, occupies some fields, uses artificial gems to buy some horses, and forms a cavalry, then they can separate one side in the name of obeying the instructions but not the declaration.
Of course, during this period, courtiers had to be bribed continuously so that Muke Village could develop.
Artificial gems, modern handicrafts, various artificial crystals, etc. can be given as gifts. You can understand the character of Song Dynasty officials, from the Battle of Song and Liao at the beginning of the founding of the country to the Southern Song Dynasty. In a corner of peace, there is always a high-ranking young man in the court.
They can serve as the second or fifth son of the foreign race, so there is nothing wrong with the development of one or two in Muke Village.
However, in order to develop modern science and technology, we must first vigorously promote mathematics in Muke Village, because whether we are engaged in construction or industrial production, we cannot do without the blessing of mathematics.
As for the military aspect, calculating the parabola impact point of artillery shells must also be a required course for artillery.
And this involves particle screening and industrial production of gunpowder, which needs to ensure that the burning speed of gunpowder is consistent. Only by solving this problem can we accurately calculate the impact point of the cannonball and grasp the range of the cannonball.
I don’t know if Mu Guiying can do this... Li Yu thought for a while and thought it would be better to write a letter to the queen to let her make plans.
While thinking about these, Shan Xiongxin, wearing bronze armor, walked out of the fitting room.
The bright armor pieces and the red tassel floating on the top of the helmet, coupled with the aura of a superior person, make him look quite impressive.
Especially the three strands of beard, which look both handsome and elegant, perfectly in line with Li Yu's fantasy of an ancient general.
"Damn, this is so handsome. Brother Shan, don't move. I'll get the camera to take some photos. This armor really suits your temperament."
Zhao Dahu took one look at it, and without saying a word, he took the camera over, put on a fixed-focus lens that he often used to shoot portraits, and kept taking pictures of Shan Xiongxin.
Shan Xiongxin looked in the mirror and felt that this set of armor was indeed good. The lining was also comfortable, neither stuffy nor constricting. It was much stronger than those armors in ancient times.
After taking a set of photos, Zhao Dahu took out a three-pointed two-edged knife from the house and asked Shan Xiongxin to pose with some POSS. After all the photos were taken, the guy said with a smile:
"This The armor is so handsome. If you go back and develop the photos and hang them on the door, it will definitely attract a lot of tourists."
Li Yu felt that just showing the armor was a waste of Brother Shan's size. He planned to meet Wen Jing and Hao Zhenzhen in two days. Talk about letting Shan Xiongxin become a model in Hanfu Factory.
Since Wu Song, Qin Qiong, Lu Bu, Mu Guiying and Diao Chan are all models, the second brother Shan must also be included.
Leaving Longwang Village, Shan Xiongxin wore armor and went to the warehouse to try out his Zaoyang tea, preparing to stretch his arms and legs. Li Yu put the legs into the kitchen, then sat in front of the computer and checked. Artillery related information.
After lunch, Li Yu drove to the archaeological team station and prepared to go to the Cultural Relics Bureau to register the cave carvings as cultural relics with the staff here.
Parking the car in the courtyard of the archaeological team, Li Yugang got out of the car, and Zhou Ruotong, dressed in casual clothes, walked over, holding a sign with the archaeological team's pass in his hand:
"Take this Put the sign on the car, so no one will check it when you come here.”
Every time he comes to the archaeological team, he has to register as a visitor. Li Yu doesn’t want to come. Unexpectedly, Miss Zhou just gave it away. A pass.
So considerate, I will continue to let you win next time I play... Li Yu took the pass and put it behind the windshield:
"With this brand, can I visit Yinxu for free?"
Zhou Ruotong rolled his eyes at him speechlessly:
"The cultural industry in my hometown is still thinking about free prostitution. I will give it to you later. Just a stack of tickets. I have a bunch of them in my drawer anyway, and I won’t be able to use them all until they expire.”
Stinky guy, it's not a good thing to see me, but it's a good thing to take advantage, right... If it wasn't in the courtyard of the work unit, Zhou Ruotong would have really wanted to beat this smelly cat a few more times.
She brought Li Yu to the office, first handed over two or three stacks of tickets, and then took out a file bag:
"Captain Pang and my second uncle have already said hello. Today is just a formality. Wait a minute. I'll take care of it, you just need to sign a few signatures on behalf of the scenic spot."
I thought I needed to give a passionate speech... Li Yu put the ticket in his bag and sat down to work on the Rubik's Cube for a while. Then he drove Miss Zhou to the Cultural Relics Bureau, found the relevant leaders, and completed the registration and filing procedures for cultural relics.
It is estimated that within a month, there will be a brand or stone tablet of a provincial key cultural relic protection unit at the gate of Fengming Valley Scenic Area, which is definitely a good thing for the scenic area.
As for the brand of the national cultural relics protection unit, it depends on the operation of the second uncle Zhou Bingliang.
After leaving the Cultural Relics Bureau, Li Yu looked at the time on the eye control screen:
"It's not even four o'clock yet. It's a bit early to eat. Do you have any plans?"
The corners of Zhou Ruotong's lips curled up. :
"I heard that the haunted house in People's Park has been upgraded..."
Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Li Yu:
"I just remembered that the clothes I washed have not been confiscated, and there are a bunch of documents in the scenic area that have not been signed. The construction team also has to coordinate, and there are some details that need to be discussed at the Nuwa statue..."
So timid , how much trouble have you done... Zhou Ruotong smiled:
"I'm not kidding you anymore, I still have a lot of work to do, and the spring detection must be carried out step by step, but I don't have time to play in the haunted house in the park. . ”
Is it so fun to scare me when you don’t have time?
Li Yu muttered something in his heart and changed the topic:
"If you don't go back to the capital on the weekend, remember to go to a B&B and I'll steam wild vegetables for you. In the past, during this season, people in the mountains relied on wild vegetables to survive, but now they have become a rare item, and you have to spend money to buy them if you want to eat them. "
After hearing this, Zhou Ruotong took out his mobile phone and silently canceled the high-speed rail ticket he had just booked at noon.
Sending this beautiful lady to the archaeological team, Li Yu asked:
"What do you usually eat for dinner?"
Zhou Ruotong opened the car door:
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"Not necessarily. I plan to eat Liangpi tonight. I watched a few short videos of eating Liangpi and I'm a little greedy."
Li Yu thought of the wholesale method of Liangpi in the market and said to her:
“The cold skin sold outside may not be delicious. I will make some at the B&B at noon tomorrow. If you are busy, I will drive to deliver it... If you want to eat delicacies from mountains and seas, I may not be good at it, but as for cold skin, that’s enough! "
Thank you, stinky guy... Zhou Ruotong felt happy:
"I can just go eat at noon tomorrow, no need to run back and forth."
I heard that making cold skin is very complicated and tiring. Why can I ask you to drive to deliver it?
She got out of the car happily, waved to Li Yu, and strode into the gate of the archaeological team.
Li Yu turned the car around and went to a cake shop that was doing well. He bought a bunch of small cakes and various desserts, and then went to the milk tea shop next door to order a bunch of fruit tea.
The weather is getting warmer, and the drinks given to the empress have also been updated.
Well, I wrote a letter to the queen in the morning. When I get back later, I will ask Gouzi to call Mu Guiying over and ask her to send the letter and dessert to the queen in a hurry.
Back at the B&B, Li Yu went upstairs with two large bags of food and drink, only to find that Mu Guiying had already arrived and was using her mobile phone to project the screen on the big TV in the study, showing off the coal mine to Diao Chan:
" These black stones are coal, which is super easy to use. Now the village has completely banned charcoal and is burning coal instead. My husband also said that he would help us buy a briquette stove in the autumn and winter, which can not only keep warm but also boil water for cooking... "
Seeing Li Yu come in, Mu Guiying looked at the food and drink with bright eyes:
"How do you know I'm thirsty? Your calculation ability is too strong, right? ?”
It’s not that I’m strong, it’s that you are thick-skinned... Li Yu put all the food and drinks in his hands on the table:
"You two should each have one portion, and give the rest to the empress... Guiying, give this letter to your master when you leave. She doesn't have to maintain her humanity now, so don't make her angry all the time."
Mu Guiying took a piece of tiramisu and bit off half of it:
"Who dares to make her angry? Yesterday, I said the wrong thing and she gave me nine "The Curved Caterpillar Array, if I hadn't pretended to be dead, I might still be trapped in it now."
This is too simple and crude... Li Yu asked:
"What are you talking about." Huh? I have to persuade you later not to be so rude.”
"I asked Master if she was going to give birth to a child, whether it would be a snake egg or a human being... Before I finished speaking, I fell into a world full of caterpillars..."
Li Yu: "!!! ! ! ! ! My old mother must be beaten!
(End of this chapter)