Chapter 196 Nuwa: Now I really want to dig out your brain and take a look [please vote]
"The villain Chao Gai, meet Master Li!"
Good guy, there are more The title of an immortal master... Before, Li Yuting was envious of the slash young Wu Song, but he didn't expect that he had so many titles that he couldn't even print a business card.
Seeing Yue Fei standing, he pointed to the computer chair next to him:
"Sit down, don't be restrained."
"I obey my master's orders!"
Yue Fei sat down obediently, picked up the "Five Thousand Years Up and Down" on the table, and read it carefully.
Li Yu shook the letter paper and continued to read the letter:
"The day before yesterday, I received the Immortal Drunk sent by someone from outside the country. Only then did I know that there is such a fine wine in the world, and I even listened to the person who delivered it. Brother Yan Qing said that this wine was brewed according to the method taught by Master Li, and everyone in the village admired it. "
Yan Qing sent it to me, no wonder I have the title of Immortal Master, it must be for him. I said this on purpose to increase the mystery of Qilin Village.
Chao Gai was eager to bring the immortal drunkenness to Liangshan. Could it be that the greed of the bandits was aroused by the high alcohol?
If the winery cannot be brought back, the brothers in the village may want to go down to Qilin Village every day.
With the high-quality liquor as high as charcoal fire, who can drink the sour home-brewed liquor?
"Nowadays, treacherous ministers are in power and the people are in dire straits. Although Chao Gai has settled in Liangshan, he has always accepted heroes from all directions. He hopes that people with lofty ideals will join Liangshan and work together to achieve great things!"
"If the immortal master comes, Chao Gai will Gai is willing to give up his position as the leader of the village. Everyone in the village will listen to the order. The immortal master can show his ambition and realize his ideal! "
He actually talked about his ideals. Was this letter written by Wu Yong?
If Chao Gai had written it himself, there would most likely be sentences like "Brothers eat big chunks of meat, drink big bowls of wine, and beat their muscles and bones every day, so happy."
When I was working as a Baozheng in Dongxi Village, I was exercising my muscles and bones every day, and I was still exercising my muscles and bones when I went to Liangshan. I felt that Chao Gai was more self-disciplined than the posing monsters in the gym... Li Yu silently teased Chao Tianwang, and continued reading Letter:
"I wanted to give some gold and silver to the immortal master, but I was afraid that those Adu things would stain the immortal master's eyes. So the leader of the three leaders, Gongsun Taoist Priest, offered a whisk and asked Wu Xuexue to give it to the immortal master. Master, please accept it!”
How can gold and silver stain your eyes? This is the only way to cleanse your eyes... Li Yu felt that he had missed billions and glanced at the long box next to him. Keep muttering:
I'm not a Taoist priest, why are you getting me a whisk?
"The fly whisk comes from Luo Zhenren, the master of the three leaders. It is said that the secret of becoming an immortal is hidden in it. Master Gongsun cannot understand it. I hope the immortal master can gain something."
Holy crap, Gongsun Sheng is so generous.
You gave me the secret to becoming an immortal in such an understatement. Aren’t you afraid that I will become your enemy?
I thought it would take a long time to establish a relationship with Zhenren Luo, but I didn't expect it to come to light so soon... While Li Yu was happy, he suddenly thought of a question.
Could it be that Master Luo had deduced something and deliberately asked Gongsun Sheng to give away the fly whisk?
Otherwise, such an important thing, which also contains the secret of becoming an immortal, will be passed on to future generations or disciples even if you don’t understand it thoroughly. How could you give it to an unrelated person so easily?
The more Li Yu thought about it, the more he thought it was possible. If there was a chance, Wu Song or Yue Fei should go to find Luo Zhenren and establish a good relationship. Maybe they would be useful in the future.
The second half of the letter was basically some polite words. Li Yu read it in a hurry, handed it to Yue Fei, and then opened the long wooden box.
A whisk lies quietly inside, but it is different from the common whisk. The main body of this whisk is carved from mutton-fat white jade. It is full of mysterious patterns and looks full of fairy spirit. At first glance, it is not ordinary.
Li Yu held it in his hand and waved it twice. He felt nothing special, and he couldn't understand the patterns at all.
Go back and ask your empress, she is a saint, she should be able to tell something... Li Yu put the fly whisk back into the box, looked at Yue Fei and asked:
"Wu Yong is here Did Qilin Village perform well? ”
“He chatted with several members, went to the fields to look around, and even tried to eat crabs. He seemed to be observing carefully and did nothing else.”
Liangshan wants to drag people up the mountain, but as long as Wu Yong takes action, he will do anything.
This guy suddenly went to Qilin Village. If he wanted to harm Yue Fei and others, he had no choice but to kill him first.
After Yue Fei talked about Wu Yong, he mentioned one more thing:
“While eating, Wu Xuexuu mentioned Song Gongming and praised him highly in his words, but at this time the leader of Song Dynasty was Jiangzhou Prison City has not yet gone to Liangshan. "
Wu Yong was a bookkeeper when he followed Chao Gai. Only by following Song Jiang could he have room to display his ambitions, and he could also use those underhanded tricks. Like a fish in water.
Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu returned the wooden box to his room and put it in the safe at night to avoid damage.
After all, jade cannot be easily dropped.
Back in the study, Li Yu asked about some new changes in Qilin Village and Yue Fei's self-study situation, then turned on the computer and wrote a reply to Chao Gai.
When someone sends an offer, I have to respond both emotionally and rationally.
In his letter, he declined Chao Gai's solicitation, and in the name of discussing Taoism, he invited Gongsun Sheng to Qilin Village as a guest, laying a solid foundation for future contact with Zhenren Luo.
After the letter was written, Yue Fei stuffed it into his arms and chatted about Yan Qing:
"After seeing off the Liangshan group, brother Yan Qing plans to take the miracle doctor An Daoquan to Qilin Village. He has already contacted the miracle doctor An through letters a few days ago."
According to the original work According to the description, Zhou Tong will pass away due to cold in two years, so he must invite the miracle doctor in advance to avoid being blinded in time.
I just don’t know if An Daoquan is willing to come to Qilin Village.
I remember that Zhang Shun of Langli Baitiao killed his best friend's family in order to invite the miracle doctor to the mountain. Then he imitated Wu Song and wrote the words "The murderer is An Daoquan" on the wall.
An Daoquan had no choice but to follow Liangshan.
On the eve of the expedition against Fangla, Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty issued an edict for An Daoquan to enter the palace as an imperial physician. The miracle doctor went there with his medicine box, for fear that Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty would regret it.
"When you go to find An Daoquan, remember to pick up his best friend and his family."
You can't imitate Zhang Shun and kill the whole family if you are good.
Yue Fei cupped his fists and promised:
"The student union will tell Brother Yan Qing."
After talking about business, Li Yu got some study materials for Xiao Yuefei, then returned to the kitchen and continued cooking.
At noon, Zhou Ruotong came over and was a little surprised to see crabs:
“Where did you buy it?”
“A friend gave it to me, I don’t know where to find it. "
Sir, he was just telling lies... Yue Fei sat down and ate the wild vegetables in silence. He thought they tasted good, and even asked Xiuhe about the appearance of various wild vegetables.
"You want to know this? Come with us to dig wild vegetables later. I posted it on WeChat Moments when I was picking vegetables in the morning, and a few customers also wanted to try it."
"Okay, we have eaten. I will go with my sister-in-law. "
In the past, Yue Fei would go to the mountains to dig wild vegetables every spring, but the food looked different from what he eats today. Now that he can learn more about the wild vegetable varieties, he will naturally not miss it. .
In the evening, Yue Fei, who had a head full of wild vegetables, was about to leave when he saw the spears, double knives and other weapons displayed in the warehouse, and asked curiously:
"Sir, is there someone Do you practice martial arts here? ”
"Yes, Brother Shan has been sparring with Lu Bu and Wu Song recently to improve his combat awareness... If you are not busy, you can come over to practice, but you have to make good time."
Time flow in the world of the Three Kingdoms Similar to the real world, it is easier for Lu Bu to control time.
But Water Margin says that the time flow rate in Yue World is different, so it needs to be calculated in advance.
Yue Fei was a little eager to try:
"Student, come and try tonight. I have been sparring with Senior Brother Lu recently, and I haven't played against Wen Hou and others yet."
Good guy, Marshal Yue, is he feeling itchy?
According to the setting of "The Complete Story of Yue", Yue Fei has learned all Zhou Tong's martial arts, and his combat effectiveness is no less than that of Lu Junyi. But according to the ceiling, Gao Chongcai is on par with Lu Junyi, and Yue Fei It should be a level higher than the Liangshan Five Tigers.
I wonder if Yue Fei's combat effectiveness can be improved if he keeps competing with the masters.
At eight o'clock in the evening, Yue Fei arrived as scheduled with the Liquan Spear, and the four of them started sparring. Li Yu asked them to pay attention to safety, and then sent the whisk to the vault.
Once you can have a voice call with the empress, take the fly whisk over and ask her what the secret is to becoming an immortal.
If we can learn it, we can also make a fairy.
Two days later, Yue Fei came again and told Liangshan and his party to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with Zhou Tong, and then left and went back.
Before leaving, Lu Junyi specially sent several cars of Shenxian Zui, and by the way, he declined Lin Chong and Wu Yong's invitation to join Liangshan on the grounds of serving his master.
"You, Senior Brother Lu, have hinted to this extent, but Lin Chong didn't react?"
They are all senior brothers. Lu Junyi said that he would stay in Qilin Village to provide for his master in old age. As a Great disciple, it’s not right to just remain silent like this, isn’t it?
Yue Fei recalled the scene at that time and said:
"Senior Brother Lin had a little struggle on his face. He only said that he would come to visit often and didn't say anything else." Damn, isn't this also the work of gods?
Recently, I have been exposed to things about gods changing the human world, which made Li Yu a little confused.
"Brother Yan Qing said that every time he was with people from Liangshan, he would feel an inexplicable closeness in his heart, but it was not as strong as the last time he went to Liangshan to deliver wine. Brother Lu also felt the same. The idea, but not obvious.”
The heroes of Liangshan are all magic stars, and they will attract each other.
According to the introduction in the original work, even if they are responsible for the destruction of their family, they will laugh away their grudges and become brothers in life and death.
But in Qilin Village, the feelings between Yan Qing and Lu Junyi are not as strong as described in the book. What is going on?
Too far from Liangshan, the signal is blocked?
Li Yu tapped his fingers on the table, looking at Yue Fei who was meditating hard, a thought suddenly came to his mind:
"Isn't it the reason for following Yue Fei?"
Yue Fei is Tathagata's cheap uncle who descended to earth to be gilded. He represents Buddhism and is in competition with the heaven represented by Jiutian Xuannv. It is normal to block the stars.
It would be great if Yue Fei led the Liangshan heroes to kill the Jin soldiers and cleanse the evil spirit. The demands of both sides would be the same.
But there is a high probability that it won’t work. After all, many things in Buddhism have Smecta’s behavior:
[What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is still mine]
Maybe let Yue Fei lead the Liangshan heroes to cleanse away a wave of demonic energy, and the 108 demonic stars will go directly to the Western Paradise.
Alas, the knowledge about gods is still too little and not systematic enough. In the future, I will have to ask the empress to make up for it. Only by understanding it clearly can we resist the interference of heaven and rebuild the human world!
Li Yu feels that the Yue World in Water Margin will be the focus of divine intervention in the future. There are two worlds, two sets of people, and different enemies. In addition, without a strong emperor to deter them, no one can tell the direction. .
Just as she was thinking about it, Mu Guiying appeared in the warehouse riding her off-road motorcycle. When she saw someone, she deliberately turned the accelerator to the bottom, which was very noisy.
"Xiao Feifei, come up quickly, I will take you for a walk!"
Yue Fei shook his head and said honestly:
“Forget it, I’m afraid of falling.”
“Tch, you don’t believe in my skills, do you? How could I have dropped you? "
After Mu Guiying finished speaking, he drove up to Li Yu, turned off the car, and got down to business:
"Master is very satisfied with the location of the statue and said you took the trouble. And she praised you for being a good boy... It’s so partial, she has never praised me like that.”
Your Majesty would like to praise you, but where do you want others to praise you?
Now that the pouring of the statue has been completed, it can be consecrated after being painted.
At that time, Qin Qiong, Lu Bu, Yue Fei, Wu Song, Diao Chan, and Mu Guiying must all come over, and people from different worlds will show up, so that the empress can get to know each other.
If there is danger in the world in the book, maybe you can call the empress for help.
After conveying the praise from the empress, Mu Guiying took out her mobile phone and introduced the progress of the cannon's research and development. Now, through the barrel, the cannonball can be thrown one or two kilometers away.
The explosion effect is not bad, although it is not as good as TNT, but it is better because of its low cost.
Although it is a somewhat backward muzzleloader, it is already a dimensionality reduction strike in the category of cold weapons. If a flamethrower is built again, it will basically be no different from mowing grass.
Yue Fei looked at the video of the explosion with a somewhat absent-minded expression:
“With such power, if it were to explode on a human body, there would be no chance of survival.”
He has practiced martial arts for many years, but he has no chance of surviving. Thinking that there are weapons in the world that can blow the body to pieces, I feel that all kinds of marksmanship skills are suddenly useless.
Li Yu said:
"Even in the era of hot weapons, there are times when bayonets are used, not to mention ancient times with low productivity. Practicing martial arts well will still be of great use in the future."
Three Kingdoms Now Although there is war in the world, Bingzhou Army does not need to take action. The world of Sui and Tang Dynasties is still several years away from war, and the world of Water Margin is relatively peaceful.
The artillery technology discovered in Muke Village can only be used by ourselves first.
However, we can support a wave of other worlds in the future. Maybe the small R&D team of the Mu Bandits will have more advanced artillery by then. I hope the enemies can hold on and don't run away as soon as the cannons are fired. .
Putting his thoughts away, Li Yu went to a nearby pig farm and bought fifty white pigs for Yue Fei. He also ordered some thinner steel plates for Muke Village and let them try to smash some plate armor and weapons.
But whether it will work or not, people in the village have to figure it out on their own. Li Yu can only look up some information, and then shout "Come on" with his hands folded.
When it was dark, Li Yu and Wu Song followed the mountain road in the scenic area to Qianqiu Pond with flashlights.
Now that the idol has been built, it’s time to put the empress’s tailbone in, just to test the signal and see if the empress can sense it.
Wu Song used a flashlight and Li Yu carefully climbed onto the statue and found the reserved secret space based on the marks drawn by Lao Xu.
He took out the empress's tailbone and put it in, and then put two stones to cover it to prevent others from seeing the tailbone being taken away.
After doing this, as soon as I closed the small secret door, the voice of Nuwa Empress rang in my mind:
“Thank you for your hard work, my dear, but it’s a pity that divine power cannot be used in the real world. , otherwise I will at least upgrade you to the level of an immortal, so that you can live as long as you live, and live a carefree life."
What is the difference between your words and a blank check... Li Yu saw that it worked, so he went directly. Take out the prepared metal glue and seal the small door of the hidden compartment.
Nuwa Empress continued:
"Guiying's six-month shielding period is coming soon. When the shielding is lifted, she should go to the Tianmen Formation."
Sure enough, Mu Guiying can be happy now, probably because of the empress's shielding. The fact that the imperial court did not carry out an encirclement and suppression campaign was also related to the shielding.
"Yes, except for some common people who can't live anymore, Muke Village is known to others. Even if others have heard of this name, they will soon forget it."
Is it dangerous to go to Tianmen Array... When Li Yu applied glue, he asked silently in his mind.
Nuwa Empress said again:
"Now that the whole secret has been disrupted, I can no longer speculate on the specific things. I only know that she was not injured and the completion was quite smooth. I can't deduce anything else."
Isn't this enough?
My dear, please don’t speculate too much, let Tiandao modify the plot according to his ideas... After the glue solidified, Li Yu tried it and confirmed that it could not be opened, and then slowly lowered it to the ground.
"Brother Li, how about it, does it work?"
Wu Song looked at the tall statue with a flashlight, feeling inexplicably at ease.
Li Yu said:
"It's successful! After the paint is finished, we will hold a consecration ceremony, and we can also shoot some short videos to guide tourists to pray to the empress with milk tea."
Just said After that, Nuwa's voice rang in her mind:
"You brat is really good at doing weird things. That means there are no gods in the real world, otherwise you will be hung up and beaten by them sooner or later."
If there are gods in the real world, I have to talk to them about the humiliating history in modern times. Where have all these gods died? They are more greedy than the others when they want to believe, but they are like a tortoise when something goes wrong in the world.
If you believe in such a god, you might as well believe that I am Qin Shihuang.
Li Yu complained silently, sat down on the base of the statue, thinking about the world plans in several books, and then mentioned the heaven:
"Empress, If the heaven is weakened, will it have a bad impact on the human world? "
"In addition to being in charge of the human world, the heaven is also responsible for the stability of the heaven, earth and stars, the operation of the underworld, and the normal operation of the rivers, lakes and seas... ...It can be weakened, but it cannot be eliminated.”
This is true from the perspective of feudal superstition, but what about from a scientific perspective?
Is it okay to promote scientific education throughout the book world, eradicate superstition, make atheism mainstream, and directly deny the existence of heaven and gods?
Li Yu’s idea made the empress silent for a long time:
“Now, I really want to dig out your brain to see what it is like... I am a god. , I can’t try it, do you want to try it, kid?”
I definitely want to, but it must be very difficult.
Li Yu originally wanted to try it in Mu Guiying's world, but then he realized that the empress came from that world, or came through the trumpet of Lishan Old Mother. If it really succeeded, what should he do if he directly erased the empress? ?
How about changing to the Three Kingdoms World?
But in the Three Kingdoms, only the old immortal Nanhua has appeared. Such a torment may anger this old guy.
Water Margin said that Yue Shijie interfered too much, and not only the Heavenly Court but also Buddhism opposed it. Offending two forces at once was not worth the gain.
Li Yu had a thought:
"How about... try "The Romance of the Gods"?"
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