Chapter 203 Liu Bei: I like the posthumous title Zhaolie! [Requesting monthly votes]
“Damn! Did I bring you to the real world?”
Lu Bu raised his leg and was about to kick Liu Bei in the face when he saw Li Yuhe who was already dumbfounded next to him. Lao Dan, only then did he react.
Liu Bei, who had shoe marks on his face, let go of Lu Bu's leg, rubbed his eyes, looked at the surrounding environment, and couldn't believe it:
"Is this the real world?"
Zhang Fei patted the hard concrete floor and sat up. When he saw Li Yu, his eyes lit up:
"Are you that Li Banxian'er?"
Banxian'er?
I was an immortal in the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, an immortal master in the Water Margin world, and an immortal contemporary of the empress in the world of Yang Family Mansion. How come you Zhang Fei said that I have become a magic stick?
How on earth did Lu Bu live in vain for me over there?
Guan Yunchang was also a little confused. He looked around and noticed the compressed biscuits:
"A certain person was eating this just now..."
At this point, his original memory arrived, and he held his hands Holding his head, there was pain in his voice:
"Xuzhou... Xudu... Three chapters of the agreement... Siege of White Horse... Runan... Xinye... Battle of Chibi... Going to the meeting alone..."
He silently and painfully recited the place names and major events related to him in the original work. The last thing he said was the terminal station of his life:
"Maicheng!"
At this time, Zhang Fei and Liu Bei also held their heads and accepted the original plot.
Finally, after the three of them had finished reading their memories, Guan Yu punched the cement floor:
"Jiangdong rats, you missed my big deal!"
After saying that, he Hand over to apologize to Liu Bei:
"I lost Jingzhou, please punish me!"
Liu Bei waved his hands with a wry smile:
"After Qin died, I sent troops to Soochow to avenge you. Unfortunately, my success failed and my family was ruined. He was burned clean and died in Baidi City...Yide, how many times have I told you to be considerate to the soldiers, but you don't listen. What's the result?"
Zhang Fei boasted angrily. He had a beard and wanted to refute but didn't know what to say. When he caught a glimpse of Lu Bu, he cursed like thunder:
"Three surnamed family slaves! Three surnamed family slaves! Three surnamed family slaves!"
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Good guy, after reading the memory, this guy finally picked up the skill pack... Li Yu took out his ears and finally understood Mr. Zhang's super loud voice.
Lu Bu shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands in a mean manner:
"I neither killed Ding Yuan nor recognized Dong Zhuo as my adoptive father. You have a black face and a hairy chestnut. You didn't get the point of scolding me. Come on."
After saying that, he gave Zhang Fei a little thumbs up:
"San'er, you are too young, you can't do it... Xuande Laoguan, get up and give it. You introduce an important person.”
This guy got up from the ground and straightened his clothes first. After Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and the others sat up from the ground, he took Li Yu and introduced him seriously:
"He is the one Mr. Wen He mentioned. A close friend, the master of the little emperor Liu Xie, the financial backer of our Bingzhou Army, the worldly immortal in Guo Fengxiao’s words, a peer of Nuwa Empress, and the owner of the B&B who controls several worlds: Mr. Li Yuli ...Oh my god, I’m suffocating. Let’s talk about this for now. I’ll introduce other titles later.”
When Liu Bei heard this, he quickly straightened his clothes and bowed with Zhang Fei and Guan Yu:
< br>"Liu Bei, the Queen of Zhongshan, pays homage to Mr. Li!"
"Guan pays homage to Mr. Li!"
"Zhang Fei pays homage to Mr. Li!"
Li Yu said quickly:
"You're welcome, we are a family when we come to the B&B...I have admired you three brothers ever since I could read comic strips. Now I finally see the real person."
Liu Bei was a little surprised:
"Are the three of us famous?"
"You gave the man a decent ending. His posthumous name is Zhaolie. He is a famous Mingjun in history. He is also the person that all civil servants and generals want to follow since ancient times... Laoguan has become a god in the future, as long as it involves credit and morality. You have to worship him. There are at least hundreds of thousands of Guan Gong temples in the real world."
Hearing this, Zhang Fei couldn't wait to ask:
"What about me? ?”
Lu Bu hugged his neck and said:
“You are even more famous. You have to defend Xiaopei and lose Xiaopei, and you have to protect your family and your family. Finally, you have a chance to capture Hanzhong. , you also fought a decisive defeat..."
Zhang Fei:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Bingzhou boy, believe it or not, I will kill you with a spear?
Shan Xiongxin came over and saluted Liu Guanzhang first, then took out a small bag of snacks from his arms, comforted Zhang Fei and said:
"Huan Hou's fame in later generations is mostly related to food, such as this A small bag, called Zhang Fei beef, is perfect for drinking. I heard that there are also delicacies such as Zhang Fei pot helmets, Zhang Fei pan noodles, Zhang Fei broad beans.”
Zhang Fei opened his mouth, always. I feel that everything related to me is not so serious.
Liu Bei cupped his fists in response to Shan Xiongxin, and then murmured:
"Zhao Lie, how can you get such a posthumous title..."
From the perspective of the emperor's posthumous title, these two words come together. At the same time, it is not a beautiful posthumous title. Zhao is too bright, and Fierce is like fire. Neither of them matches the emperor's image of being open-minded and accepting advice.
Li Yu originally thought that he was dissatisfied with this posthumous title, and was about to give a few words of advice, but Liu Bei suddenly sighed:
"Kong Ming, the one who knows me, can give such an appropriate word." This posthumous title is truly my blessing!”
Damn, I actually like it?
Guan Yu handed over his hand to Li Yu and asked:
"May I ask Mr. Li, can we still go back? Guan has too many regrets that he wants to make up for. If he can go back, he will definitely... ..."
If it were to happen again, he would definitely not despise the nobles in Jingzhou, would not allow Mi Fang to surrender to Soochow, and would not give all the ordnance and supplies accumulated by Jiangling to Soochow.
In addition, I have to persuade the third brother to whip the soldiers less, the military advisor to take care of his health, and the eldest brother not to seek revenge for himself...
There are so many things he wants to do and he can't wait to go back now.
Li Yu shook his head:
"You can't go back. People in your world, except Lu Bu, will become modern people as long as they come here, and there is no way to go back."
Lu Bu comforted him:
"Don't worry, Lao Guan. It's a good thing to escape. Besides, you three brothers now have the memory of the entire Three Kingdoms world, and you all know their own shortcomings. Twenty With the body of many years old and the experience of fifty or sixty years old, no matter what I do in the future, I will be more comfortable.”
"Thank you, Marquis Wen, for your comfort!"
Hearing that he could not go back, Laoguan sighed softly.
Li Yu asked:
"What were you doing holding Fengxian just now? Are you planning to assassinate him?"
When this topic was mentioned, Liu Bei showed something on his face Shameful color:
"Yide heard that Fengxian had found the jade seal of the country, but he kept it secret and hid it somewhere else. Bei wanted to ask him whether he wanted to revive the Han Dynasty or become a traitor. If he wanted to bring trouble to the imperial court, we three brothers would People just..."
He paused, glanced at Lu Bu apologetically, and said firmly:
"Just eliminate harm for the people, so as to prevent the court from further chaos."
Lu Bu smiled jokingly and raised his finger to point at the double-pronged sword hanging from Liu Bei's waist:
"I'm so good to you, so you can kill me just as you say?"
A flash of pain flashed across Liu Bei's face:
"Fengxian really has nothing to say to me. After assassinating you, I will commit suicide to apologize!"
Guan Yu cupped his hand:
< br>"Me too, I will repay Marquis Wen with my life!"
Just when Li Yu thought that Zhang Fei would say the classic "Me too," this shaggy-faced black man said uncharacteristically:< br>
"I won't commit suicide. I will go to Bingzhou every day to jump on the graves of children and urinate on the way to relieve the hatred in my heart!"
Damn, how much Lu Bu has left to Mr. Zhang these days. The psychological shadow of him actually came up with such a trick.
San'er won't be abused by me anymore. He can't let me go... Lu Bu laughed and touched Zhang Fei with his shoulder:
"You still don't believe me when I say you are a country bumpkin." , this is called a disco on the grave, let me show it to you.”
Now in the world with the Internet, Lu Bu took out his mobile phone to show off, and searched for a disco video and played it to Zhang. Feikan:
"San'er, you have to play like this on my grave to be even more insulting."
Zhang Fei glanced at it and said speechlessly:
"If anyone dares to act like this on my grave, someone Even if you turn into a ghost, you will have to kill yourself!”
The warehouse is not a place for chatting, Li Yu greeted:
“Let’s go to the restaurant to get something, eat and chat...etc. I’ll buy some beds later, and let’s be neighbors with Brother Shan at night.”
Well, Lu Bu has to bring all Liu Guanzhang's equipment and horses. Once they are familiar with the environment, generals from different worlds can compete with each other in the backyard of the B&B.
With so many masters working as sparring partners for Xiao Yue Fei, Marshal Yue's combat effectiveness should be even higher in the future.
On the way to the restaurant, Lu Bu whispered to Liu Bei:
"The imperial seal is of great importance. I have sent it here for safekeeping. I will take it back when the Qingming Festival comes to the court. , let Liu Xie take charge of the court."
After hearing this, Liu Bei quickly apologized:
"I'll blame you for the mistake first. I'm willing to be punished!"
"This is easy to handle. Drink two more drinks later, but don't raise goldfish for me."
A group of people came to the restaurant. Li Yu prepared some braised side dishes, fried half a pot of meat slices with onions and peppers, cooked a pot of noodles, made mixed noodles and served them to Liu Guanzhang.
Coming out of the warehouse, the three brothers were full of curiosity about everything in the modern world. Lu Bu, who usually liked to show off, said nothing, which aroused the curiosity of the three people to the extreme.
After the food was served and the white wine was poured, Lu Bu took a bite of a piece of pig's trotters and urged:
"What are you doing standing around? Eat quickly. You don't still miss the big pot dishes of Bingzhou Army, do you?" "
Shan Xiongxin said:
"I think it is because I am not used to it. When Shan first came here, he was not used to it. He lost the confidence he had in the past and was at a loss to do anything... But as time goes by, it’s not bad. I practice martial arts every day and feel contented.”
Liu Bei tasted the dishes on the table and felt that every dish was delicious, so he raised his wine glass and saluted Li Yu:< br>
"Please don't blame Mr. Li for the trouble."
"The emperor is out of touch when he says this. Live a good life when you come here, get familiar with modern society first, and learn some knowledge by the way. No matter what you do, No matter what, arming your mind is the most important thing.”
After hearing this, Mr. Guan, who loves reading, quickly asked:
“Can I learn books casually?”
< br>"Of course. Now everyone has books to read. There is no need to borrow or copy books. Even children no longer need to spend money to go to school. It is compulsory education and the state pays for it."
Liu Bei felt excited when he heard this:
"If a big man behaves like this, the disaster of the family will be easily solved!"
Zhang Fei took a big mouthful of noodles:
"Brother, we all If you can't go back, don't worry about the big man. First, eat and drink enough, and beat Bingzhou's kid. My wife and children are all gone. Where can I reason?"
Li Yu was shocked:< br>
"You have kidnapped Xiahou as your wife now?"
I remember when the relationship between Cao Cao and Liu Bei was the most harmonious, that is, before the incident of the Belt Edict, Zhang Fei went out of the city and met Xiahou who was chopping firewood, and he jumped on his horse and robbed him. I heard that she was a member of the Xiahou family, so I married her and became Mrs. Zhang.
In the battle of Dingjun Mountain, Huang Zhong killed Xia Houyuan with his sword. Zhang Fei's wife ran out to plead for mercy, and then Xia Houyuan was properly buried.
Later, when the Sima family launched the Gaopingling coup against Cao Wei, Xiahou Ba was worried about being implicated in revenge, so he defected to Xishu and was warmly welcomed by Liu Chan.
It is almost ten years since the Clothing and Belt Edict, Lao Zhang, where did you get your wife and children?
Zhang Fei smiled sheepishly:
"From what I read in my memory, she is only five or six years old now, which is still far from her."
Lu Bu gnawed the pig's trotters and gave them to the three of them. He talked about the upcoming changes in the world of the Three Kingdoms, such as the traces of the three people gradually disappearing, and no one will even remember this incident. Even the person who killed Hua Xiong may be replaced by someone else.
In short, the traces of the existence of the three people will be completely erased, and no one will remember them except Lu Bu and Sun Facai.
Liu Bei took a bite of beef tendon:
"Don't even Zilong remember me?"
Lu Bu handed him the chili oil:
"Zilong, don't even think about it, that's what I will keep for myself in the future. General, I’m just going to be a bodyguard with you anyway, what a waste of talent.”
“Where’s Kong Ming?”
“Brother Liang will become Liu Xie’s most trusted prime minister, and he will also follow you. It doesn't matter to you... Xuande, don't worry about those people. People should look forward and don't dwell on the past."
However, they were originally in front of me in my life... Liu Bei sighed:
"It's fine, Zilong can soar into the sky, and Kong Ming won't have to work hard anymore... He lives to be sixty "
Li Yu took his mobile phone and told Liu Bei carefully about the fate of the main characters of the Shu Han Dynasty after being orphaned in Baidi City. When he heard that Zhuge Liang failed to survive and fell in Wuzhangyuan, Uncle Liu's tears flowed out unconsciously. :
"I misjudged Kong Ming. He was so talented, but he was trapped in a corner of Sichuan and Sichuan all his life. He never had a chance to realize his ambition. It was really my fault!"
Look, This is the charm of Uncle Liu Huang.
If his subordinates fail to realize their ambitions, he will feel that it is his own fault for not providing a broader platform for his subordinates.
In the original work, when Huang Quan was besieged by Soochow and had no choice but to surrender to Cao Wei, Liu Bei also blamed himself for this and treated Huang Quan's wife, children and children well. In order to repay this love, Huang Chong, Huang Quan's son, eventually died in Mianzhu. .
Uncle Liu Huang has a life of benevolence, and he always looks for the reasons for everything in himself. At first glance, it may make people feel that he has no courage, but when encountering problems, he will always be the first to rush to the front.
Subjects, brothers, soldiers, counselors... He cared about everyone in his heart, so much so that even his enemies were deeply impressed, and the assassin who went to assassinate him even fell down on the spot.
Hearing that Jiang Wei had risked his whole family's lives to implement counterclockwise, Liu Bei hid his face and cried, expressing deep remorse for this famous general who he had never met but who inherited Kong Ming's legacy.
"It's my fault, I'm sorry for them!"
The last thing he said was Liu Chan, who was happy and unwilling to miss Shu. After hearing this, Liu Bei burst into tears like an old father:
"After my death I was able to persevere for decades and suffered so much, but fortunately I went to Luoyang and enjoyed a few years of happiness, which can be regarded as a happy death.”
Although modern people talk about Liu Chan as being unable to hold up the wall, but in that group of heroes. In the troubled times of chasing deer, it is very rare for him as an emperor to be able to completely delegate power and not hold back at all.
In order to support the Northern Expedition, Liu Chan also set an example of frugality. He kept everything simple in terms of food and clothing in the palace, and he even had few concubines.
Compared with Liu Bei, he may be much mediocre, but if he changes positions with Zhao Gou, with this action, Yue Fei can chase the Jin army all the way to the Arctic Circle.
If Yue Fei calls him "handsome father" again, he will not be able to return to the imperial court without defeating the whole of Siberia.
While everyone was eating, drinking and chatting, Wu Song came back:
"Brother Li, I have met Elder Zhizhen... who are these?"
Li Yu Get up quickly and introduce:
"Erlang, come on, this is Liu Bei, Uncle Liu, this is Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang, this is Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide... Brother Fengxian has brought them to the real world."
When Wu Song heard this, he quickly handed over his hand. salute.
The B&B already has the second brother Qin, the second brother Shan and Wu Erlang, and together with the second brother Guan, they can just put together a mahjong table.
Liu Bei has a strong ability to adapt. Hearing that Wu Song also came from the world in the book, he quickly said:
"This worthy brother does not need to be polite. Mr. Li said that we are all one family. Since we are a family, there is no need to be so polite... I watch you come and go, drink this cup to the fullest."
Look, this is the charm of the imperial uncle. He gives up his seat and pours wine as soon as he gets to know him, which makes people feel warmer.
A man whose charm exceeds that of Diao Chan is truly extraordinary.
Wu Song hadn't eaten yet, so Shan Xiongxin went to bring some braised food, and Li Yu also asked Xiuhe to fry some vegetables.
In the small private room, after everyone had finished their greetings, Wu Song continued to talk about the trip to Mount Wutai:
"Elder Zhiming turned out to be a pseudonym. His real name is Zhiming, and he is the senior brother of Elder Zhizhen. After I handed over Master’s letter, he took me to see Elder Zhizhen.”
Zhi Ming, Zhi Zhen, this does sound like a senior brother.
Lu Bu asked:
"What did he say? Do you agree with Lu Zhishen to go to Qilin Village?"
Wu Song shook his head:
"Just now At first, Elder Zhizhen said that the Demon Star's coming to earth was a disaster and should not be avoided. But when I said that the Jin soldiers going south would kidnap the entire royal family and kill countless people, he made several calculations in succession and kept saying what to do. It will be like this..."
The story of Water Margin ended in 1124, so they couldn't calculate the Jin soldiers going south in 1127?
But now that the two worlds have merged, it should not be difficult to calculate.
Wu Song tore into the roast chicken and took a big bite, and then said:
"After Elder Zhizhen’s calculations, he confirmed that big things will happen in the future, and without saying a word, he wrote a letter asking me to Take him to Erlong Mountain to find Lu Zhishen. He will know after reading the letter."
Read the letter?
Not illiterate?
Wu Song said:
"Elder Zhizhen said that as long as Lu Zhishen opens the letter, he will understand everything without saying anything."
It seems that this pair of masters and disciples , there is a secret contact information.
The great monk who can easily see through the fate of others is indeed not simple.
Maybe when Lu Zhishen was causing trouble in Mount Wutai, Elder Zhizhen was flexing his muscles and eager to beat his apprentice.
After Wu Song finished speaking, he took out the gold-encrusted jade Buddha that Li Yu gave him yesterday:
“Elder Zhizhen didn’t ask for this gift. He said that this thing has another fate. I gave it back to you... and said that since I escaped, I should go to that world less, so as not to displease some gods. "
I don't even pretend to be, right?
He actually said these things that cannot be put on the table. It seems that Elder Zhizhen still has opinions about gods.
In fact, this is right. Immortal cultivators who come out of the human world must protect the human world. They cannot be like the two or five young men in the heaven and obey their orders to manipulate the human world.
While chatting, Liu Bei suddenly asked:
"Brother Erlang, what did you mean by the Jin soldiers going south just now? What happened to kidnapping the royal family?"
(End of this chapter)