Chapter 213 Prince Shang suffers! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Shang Wang?
Isn't it Prince Zhou who got it?
Li Yu quickly got up and hurried to the warehouse, fearing that the Shang King, who was responsible for changing the story of the gods, would get into trouble with Lao Guan... However, among the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang, Zhang Fei was not the most impulsive. ? Why did you change people today?
Zhang Fei ran in front and said angrily:
"The stupid big guy came up and called the second brother "little dwarf", which made the second brother so angry that the eldest brother and I couldn't hold him back."
If you say this about Zhang Fei or Liu Bei, maybe it's okay. .
Zhang Fei has recently learned from Lu Bu that he is shameless. If you say he is short, this guy will say that he doesn't want to look like a fool and will only move up.
And Liu Bei would laugh it off and not care about other people's personal attacks on him.
Of course, if you have to criticize Zhang Fei and Guan Yu in front of him, Uncle Liu Huang will immediately let you know that there are several ways to write the word "marty" in Zhao Lie.
As for Lao Guan, it's different. He's too proud and will go berserk if he directly attacks him personally... But Lao Guan is over two meters tall, so what right does Zi Shou have to call him a dwarf?
Li Yuzheng was puzzled, and suddenly thought of the description of Prince Shang in "The Romance of the Gods":
"He was six feet tall, with his hair disheveled, holding an iron gun, and shouting loudly , mighty and domineering, like a god descending to earth. "
Damn, if you go by Lu Bu's height, this guy must not be 3.67 meters tall?
Is he still a human being at such a tall height?
Arriving at the warehouse, Li Yu saw Guan Yu fighting with a strong man. The two should have been fighting for a while. At this time, their clothes were torn and they were shirtless. Their strong muscles were like marble sculptures.
Is this the Prince of Shang?
It looks like he is only about 2.4 meters tall. Although he is indeed very tall, even taller than Lu Bu, he is far from the inhuman level of 1.6 meters tall.
So, was there bragging in the original work?
Should I say it or not, Guan Erye is still awesome. In addition, he has learned a lot of boxing and kicking skills from Wu Song recently, and he actually fought back and forth with King Zhou.
Although King Zhou was tall and strong, he was obviously not adapted to the environment here. He looked around while fighting, and he couldn't let go.
If the fight continues like this, Laoguan should be able to gain the upper hand.
“Stop, stop fighting!”
Li Yu first asked the two to stop, and then asked the tall, muscular man:
“Are you okay? ?”
This man was less than thirty years old, strong and handsome. Hearing Li Yu mention his name, he immediately stopped and said proudly:
"Since you know the name of Gu, why don't you kneel down and salute?" ?”
After hearing this, Li Yu waved to Laoguan:
“Go on!”
Zhang Fei came over with a surprised look on his face and asked politely. ：
"Sir, I see that this person is as strong as an ox and has a strong body. The second brother is a little tired. Over time, there may be something wrong..."
Li Yu didn't quite understand:
"There are no outsiders here, Yide, you might as well speak more clearly."
"I just want to ask, can I beat him with my second brother? I can't beat the Bingzhou kid, it's not easy to meet him A big guy who is taller than him needs to be punched a few times to enjoy himself."
Good guy, you've been kicking me for a long time just because you want to fight.
Li Yu waved his hand:
"Okay, let's go together!"
Zhang Fei: "!!!!!!!!!"
I will say that Mr. More handsome than ever!
He didn't dare to take action before because he was worried that if he really damaged the guests of the B&B, he would not be able to explain to them. But now that Mr. Li, the owner of the B&B, has spoken, what are he waiting for?
Mr. Zhang rushed over with a roar, jumped up, swung his fist as big as a sandbag, and hit Zi Shou hard on the face.
It’s a pity that the stupid big guy from Bingzhou is not here, nor is Wu Erlang who is good at boxing and kicking. Otherwise, if everyone works together, we can definitely take care of this stupid big guy.
Although Zishou was surrounded by enemies from both sides, he was not afraid:
“No matter who you are under, if you commit any of the following offenses, I will definitely execute you one by one!”
I Yes, you actually said harsh words. Believe it or not, I will call Lu Bu over right now and let you experience how the three heroes beat King Zhou?
Liu Bei watched the two brothers fighting happily, and fearing that the fight would end badly, he walked quickly to Li Yu:
"Mr. Li, is this person Prince Zhou?"
"Yes. , King Zhou in The Romance of the Gods, the book states that he is one foot six feet tall, but I didn’t expect it to be an exaggeration.”
Liu Bei had just learned about the popular science information on oracle bone inscriptions, and he was very familiar with the size of the Shang Dynasty. :
"It is said that in the Shang Dynasty, a foot was between fifteen centimeters and seventeen centimeters, and ordinary people were more than one foot tall, so the title of one-foot-long husband came into being, that is, the husband...Zi Shou One foot and six feet is not an exaggeration.”
One foot and six feet seems to be the standard size for adults in the world of gods. Nezha, Jieyin, the Four Saints of Kowloon Island, Zheng Lun and other gods are all 16 feet tall.
Seeing that Li Yu showed no sign of stopping, Liu Bei couldn't help but remind him:
"Mr. Li, although Zi Shou is cruel and unscrupulous, he is the master of a country after all. To beat him so violently, you will not be able to bear the consequences." Isn’t it appropriate?”
He knew that the world of gods was to be opened, and he also knew that King Zhou was related to the big plan of the empress and Li Yu, so he was afraid that his son would be ruined.
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Don't worry, he can't be beaten to death. Even if he has one breath left, Zi Shou will still be vigorous and vigorous when he returns to the world of gods... He has Ziwei Zhenqi to protect his body and can't even hurt a saint. Since we can beat him in the real world, we can I have to speak out for the saints.”
Well, I won’t be angry when I go to the scenic spot with my nose and face swollen, otherwise this guy’s behavior of writing poems, even if he knows it is a trap of heaven. , I'm afraid the empress can't swallow this breath, and she can't wait to beat him again.
Finally, Zi Shou couldn't bear it any longer:
"You just stop here, I...I will forgive you..."
He gasped Although the two of them were beaten hard, he himself couldn't bear the pain... He had never felt pain in the past, so he didn't know it would be so uncomfortable.
Do you understand the situation?
Yes, this is a good start.
Although Zhang Fei's face and shoulders were swollen and his body was bruised and bruised, he really liked the feeling of punching to the flesh, especially Zi Shou's huge figure, which made him feel like he was beating Lu Bu .
“Say quickly that you are Bingzhou Lu Bu, and I won’t beat you after saying that.”
Zi Shou pondered for a moment:
"Where is Bingzhou? Who is Lu Bu?"
"Just say what you say, why is there so much nonsense?"
Seeing Zhang Fei clenched his sandbag-sized fists again , Zishou was too lazy to hit him any more, and waved his hand and said:
"Okay...I am Bingzhou Lu Bu!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Fei became even more excited, jumped up and raised his fists to give Zishou has panda eyes:
"Your name is Lu Bu!"
After the beating, Zhang Fei jumped up and down with joy:
"Damn, I finally let out this bad breath, even though I knew it was fake. , but it just hurts..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly found that Lu Bu was sitting on the electric fifth wheel with interest, his legs crossed, and he didn't know how long he had been watching.
“Damn, you bitch didn’t help me even when I came here. Didn’t you see that grandpa was beaten?”
Lu Bu then got out of the car and walked over. He first looked at Lao Guan's injuries, then at Zhang Fei, and kept tutting:
"Hey, you two can fight like this together. ? Who is he? He is actually taller than me."
Liu Bei quickly introduced:
"This is Prince Shou, also known as King Zhou, who is the key to the revision of the world of gods. Strength, don’t ask for it..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Bu kicked Zi Shou, and without any explanation, he clenched his fists and started to fight. Not only did Zi Shou become stunned, but also Liu Bu Guan Zhang was also a little dumbfounded.
What's going on?
Why did this guy suddenly feel like he had eaten dynamite when he heard King Zhou's name?
Liu Bei took out his mobile phone and checked King Zhou's resume, and found that he had never had any enemies with his ancestors named Lu, nor had he caused any harm to the boundaries of Bingzhou.
Only Li Yu knew that Lu Fengxian was trying to vent his anger on the empress.
Well, although he only expressed verbally that he would give some advice when he had the opportunity, in his heart Lu Bu had already regarded himself as his empress’ disciple.
This person dares to humiliate Master, I will never tolerate it!
Although Zi Shou was afraid of pain, he was not afraid of Lu Bu in a real fight. Soon, Lu Fengxian also lost a little bit. Fortunately, everyone was fighting with fists and kicks, and no one was attacked, so the injuries were not serious.
Finally, this round was over. Lu Bu tore off the torn robes on his body and said to Zi Shou:
"Nuwa Palace, please show me some respect by offering incense. No matter how ungrateful you are, I’ll make you sit in a wheelchair for the rest of your life!”
Zi Shou:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
What the hell is this place?
Seeing that this guy was willing to communicate, Li Yu asked:
"Zi Shou, how many years have you been on the throne?"
"Five years...where are you? Who are you?"
Five years? The original work states that King Zhou only went to Nuwa's palace to offer incense in seven years. There were still two years left, so there was plenty of time and there were many things that could be arranged.
Liu Bei walked over, picked up the clothes on the ground and handed them to Zi Shou:
"This is the real world. You should take a rest and wash your face first. I will explain the book to you later. In the middle world and the real world, tell me your future story. "Having Uncle Liu Huang here saved Li Yu a lot of trouble.
Seeing that his son was too big and his clothes were different from modern people, he said to Zhang Fei:
"Go to the restaurant and bring him something to eat. Just eat here. I'll go find Fengxian." I’ll get him a custom-made Hanfu first... Lao Guan, wash your face and get ready for dinner.”
Now that you’ve beaten enough, let’s move on to the next step.
Everyone got up and went about their own business. Not long after, Zi Shou put on a brand new Hanfu and ate the fried dough stick buns brought by Zhang Fei for breakfast. He kept praising how delicious they were.
The rice in the Shang Dynasty was all mushy like all kinds of porridge. It was really strange to eat fried dough sticks and steamed buns suddenly.
He listened to Liu Bei's lecture while eating. After showing off a large basket of fried dough sticks and buns and a small pot of chestnut and pumpkin porridge, he finally figured out his identity:
"So, I am a character in the book, and I am also a character in the book." Where is the person who wrote the book? I want to give him the highest respect - kill him personally!"
Lü Bu smiled:
"The person who wrote the book is in the Ming Dynasty. His name is Xu Zhonglin, and he seems to be a down-and-out Taoist priest who has not been admitted to Taoism. Therefore, in the book, he has both praise for freedom and a desire for organization, which is very complicated. "
Next, let me tell you something. He talked a lot about the whole ancient history to Zi Shou, and also talked about Xiqi's conquest of merchants.
Anyway, I was already frightened, so I might as well make the fright more intense.
After some brainstorming, Zi Shou, who was deeply hit, slapped the table hard:
"All fates are calculated, so how can I save myself? This time when I go back, We will kill the entire Xiqi Ji clan, no matter young or old!"
Liu Bei immediately waved his hand and said:
"This is a bad idea! Zi Shou, you must remember this! , we must defeat many friends and few enemies, only then can we have hope of making a comeback.”
In "The Romance of the Gods", the Yin and Shang side is very powerful. Even Kong Xuan, the first person among the saints, is also on their side. In addition, there are also Grand Master Wen Zhong, the four generals of the Demon Family, etc., as long as they don't do anything wrong. A wise move to win over talents, what can Xiqi do?
Zi Shou's mind was still in the stage of killing and killing:
"Then shall I kill Jiang Ziya?"
Lü Bu said, hating iron for not being able to become steel:
"Why did you kill him? Anyway, Jiang Ziya went to Chaoge to find you first. When the time comes, he will directly worship him as prime minister, fully support the cause of conferring gods, and by the way, recognize him as his father-in-law... follow Ji Fa's path, Let Ji Fa have no way to go!”
Has Lao Jia instilled any ideas into Lu Bu recently... Li Yu feels that Lu Bu is becoming more and more like a dog-headed military counselor. Well, he will blow your head off if you don't obey.
Zhang Fei also came up with an idea:
“Check Nezha’s date of birth and bring Li Jing and his wife to Chaoge in advance. As soon as Nezha is born, you will accept him as your adopted son. , give him affection and love, little Nezha will definitely be a fierce general under you!”
When you first look at Fengshen, you would think that Nezha’s skills were all taught by Master Taiyi, but in fact he was. The spiritual beads around Nuwa were born with a halo.
Even if he doesn’t teach anything, little Nezha will still be able to fly into the sky and do anything.
In fact, if Taiyi Zhenren hadn't interfered, the relationship between Nezha and Li Jing would not have reached that point.
Guan Yu hates sycophants:
"Fei Zhong and You Hun's slanderous words and flattery are actually a scourge to the government. It is recommended that they be granted a sinecure and marginalized, and listen more to Shang Rong's opinions. Don't Bring Su Daji into the palace, don't ruin the relationship with the Jiang family."
Soon, opinions came one after another, which made Zishou feel dizzy:
"Why is it all a ruse? No direct slaughter?"
Damn, I'm even more stupid than I am in the original work... Lu Bu said:
"Just listen to what we say. Don't push me. If you don't obey, we will support Xiqi. Maybe we will also Can you recognize a godson?"
Zi Shou rubbed his face and said with some distress:
"Even if I work hard and don't harm the courtiers and don't be extravagant, I still only have three qi left. Ten years? God’s destiny cannot be violated, what should I do?”
Liu Bei smiled, as if Kong Ming was possessed:
"We have mastered the method of changing destiny against the will of heaven. Even destiny can be changed at the same time... Even if the Qi cannot be increased, you can just change the name of the country when the time comes. After changing the name of the country, divide the nine states in the world..."
Speaking of the origin, Li Yu also came to inspiration:
"Xuande, you might as well expand the structure a little bit. With our help, just change it to an imperial system. The enfeoffment of the Zhou Dynasty The emperor starved to death several times, and he was like a puppet in the second half. There is no need to mess with him any more."
Liu Bei's eyes lit up at these words:
"Yes, that can be done. Don’t be decadent when you do... Zishou, it’s time to go worship your empress.”
The weather today is not very good, it has been raining continuously, and there are not many tourists in the scenic spot, so it is a good time to take Shou to meet the empress.
This guy is so big that he will definitely be watched when there are many tourists.
Out of the gate, Zishou turned his face and looked at the huge warehouse, exclaiming:
“If this thing is moved to Chaoge, I will definitely treat it as a palace, and I will receive congratulations from all directions here. ! ”
Good guy, your pursuit is really unique... Li Yu led everyone to the B&B to get umbrellas, and then measured the length of his feet and went back to customize some shoes for him.
After all, I will be a part of the B&B in the future. Let’s not talk about my abilities for now. At least I can’t disgrace the B&B in terms of appearance.
Zi Shou looked at everything around him and felt that everything was novel.
When he arrived at Longwang Village, he saw Zhao Dahu's pickup truck and couldn't help but jump into the truck bed, his eyes filled with the desire to see new toys.
Looking at his performance, Mu Guiying’s last place cannot be kept.
As soon as I entered the 500-meter range of the Nuwa statue, my mother’s voice sounded in my mind:
"The world of Conferred Gods has finally opened... What happened to his face? Why is he bruised and swollen?"
Li Yu took the opportunity to say a few nice words to Lu Bu:
"Brother Fengxian, listen He said that Zishou was coming, so he had a fight with him without any explanation, and even warned him to go to Nuwa Palace to show some respect. If he behaved disrespectfully again, he would be forced to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. "
"This big man is still here. You’re pretty good at brushing up favorability...is that word called favorability?”
Good guy, you learn everything!
Arriving in front of the statue of Nuwa, Zishou put down his umbrella, looked up, quickly lowered his head, and bowed respectfully.
But just after two bows, this guy suddenly held his head, howled and fell to the ground. He rolled several times and lasted for several minutes before calming down.
"Empress, what are you doing?"
"Implant a psychological suggestion...don't you want to implant it too? How about I try?"
< br>Looking at Zishou's miserable appearance, Li Yu finally understood that the so-called implantation of psychological suggestions by the empress was a physical implant.
He quickly declined and said:
“No need, I think it’s fine as it is now.”
The Queen smiled and said:
“Aren’t you afraid of haunted houses?”
“People have to be in awe. Besides, as long as I don’t go to the haunted house, it’s okay even if I’m afraid.”
Lu Bu pulled Zi Shou up and asked in a low voice:
"What's going on?"
Zi Shou leaned on the handle of the umbrella and patted his chest with lingering fear:
"I saw it. It's a terrible thing... I can't tell you the specific content. I feel so scared when I think about it."
The Queen then said to Li Yu:
"Bring him some real-world clay when you leave, and have Huang Feihu personally deliver it to Nuwa Palace outside Chaoge City."
"Okay, my dear, I will start digging when you get back."
Everyone left together and passed by a snack bar selling fried chicken. Liu Bei took out his mobile phone to scan the QR code to pay, and bought some delicacies such as chicken popcorn, chicken tenders, and chicken wings for everyone.
“Hey, why is this guy so tall?”
The snack bar owner was shocked when he saw Zi Shou’s size.
Li Yu said without changing his expression:
“I came to perform, but it didn’t happen to rain.”
After buying food, everyone returned to the B&B and continued to teach Zishou. He had a general understanding of the story of the gods, and then tried to think of ways to transform it bit by bit.
The world of Fengshen is almost entirely filled with elements of gods and demons, which can be used to liberate productivity.
For example, let the Sword Immortal and the Wood Spirit Immortal plow the fields, let the Fire Spirit Immortal and the Golden Spirit Immortal refine steel and cement, let the Water Spirit Immortal and the Earth Spirit Immortal build water conservancy... As long as they are willing to dig, every cultivator can find it. Correct usage.
Zi Shou kept gasping, never expecting that future generations would have so many clever ideas.
When the understanding was almost complete, Li Yu and Lu Bu carried shovels, dug a bag of clay near the warehouse and gave it to Zi Shou, instructing him to send Huang Feihu to Nuwa Palace outside the city, and then watched him go through the back door. Went back.
Sent off King Zhou, Li Yu and Lu Bu were chatting and scrolling through their WeChat Moments, when they suddenly saw Zhou Ruotong’s post:
“If anyone has information on the late Yin and Shang Dynasties, please send me a copy. Thank you very much!”
The late Yin and Shang Dynasties?
Isn’t this the period of subjugation?
He sent a message directly to Professor Zhou:
"What information do you need about the late Yin and Shang Dynasties? I can help you pay attention..."
(This chapter End)