Chapter 217: Calculating Zhunti! [Ask for monthly pass]
“If you are short of money, I can lend you some.”
Zhou Ruotong looked Li Yu up and down and found that this stinky guy’s thoughts are really unpredictable. Before I said where the information came from, I actually came up with the idea of cracking the oracle bone script again.
Do you really think that if you point to an oracle bone inscription and say the pronunciation, they will give you money on the spot?
This requires writing one or even several very rigorous papers, and it must be repeatedly verified by national experts to confirm that the pronunciation is correct and the words are meaningful.
Since the collection was launched in 2016, the Museum of Writing has cracked less than five oracle bone inscriptions.
Don’t you want to make this money?
No, it’s too difficult. People who can make this kind of money don’t value this one hundred thousand yuan at all, and people who want to make this kind of money have no clue at all.
The wool in the museum is really not that easy to collect... Li Yu didn't expect it to be so troublesome. He asked:
"If I tell you the readings and interpretations of all the oracle bone inscriptions, do you need it?" How long does it take to get the money?”
You guys are quite persistent... Zhou Ruotong said:
"Even if I know everything, there are thousands of words in Oracle, and each word will take several years to verify. Many people will question it. It still needs to be explained and discussed over and over again... There are many experts in the academic circle now, and it is difficult for them to produce results, but they are very good at finding faults to stumble."
When Li Yu heard this, he was completely stunned. An extravagant heart:
“Forget it, then I won’t worry about this one.”
Zhou Ruotong smiled softly:
"You seem very determined... Then please translate the words on this picture for me."
She handed a few pictures of oracle bones to Li Yu, wanting to hear what Smelly Cat had to say.
Li Yu saw the inscription of Simu Wu Ding and imitated the tone of an expert professor and said:
“This is called Si Wu Fei Ding. The traditional pronunciation is wrong. Si is a professional It means a tripod dedicated to concubine Wu. If you don’t pronounce it after, the character after it doesn’t pronounce it either.”
Zhou Ruotong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Have countless experts gotten it wrong over the years?
She stared with interest at this stinky guy who was full of mysteries, staring at Li Yu until his heart went crazy:
"Don't try to use a honey trap on me, I don't know how to do anything. That’s right.”
“What a beautiful idea!”
Beautiful Zhou glanced at the smelly cat and didn’t ask about Oracle anymore, but talked about lunch:
"A new Cantonese-style tea restaurant has opened nearby. Let's go there for lunch. I'll treat you. Thank you for providing me with information... Don't worry, I will abide by our agreement and won't reveal a word."
Since it’s Smelly Cat’s secret, let’s not ask and don’t embarrass him.
Hearing the words "My treat", Li Yu immediately became interested:
"Since you sincerely invite me, I will reluctantly give you a chance to show off..."
He wanted to say a few more words, but he noticed that someone's eyes were a little murderous, so he quickly picked up the Rubik's Cube on the table and started competing, not giving Professor Zhou a chance to get angry.
Bad guy, I will be pissed off by you sooner or later... Zhou Ruotong picked up the information and read it carefully. When he encountered a problem that he didn't understand, he even called experts in this field and asked insinuating questions.
It wasn’t until noon that her busy schedule came to an end.
"Stop torturing my Rubik's Cube, let's go and eat!"
After some tossing by Li Yu, the Rubik's Cube was messed up again into a QR code, which made Zhou Ruotong couldn't help but think Smile, it’s really not easy to get rid of such a mess.
It's finally time to eat... Li Yu put down the Rubik's Cube, waited for Zhou Ruotong to put the information back into the file bag, and walked out of the office.
This information was so precious that she planned to send it home first to prevent anyone from coming to the office to dig it out.
The two went downstairs. Li Yu drove Zhou Ruotong back to Guanlan Mingshu Community first, and then went straight to the newly opened Cantonese tea restaurant.
After sitting down, Zhou Ruotong was busy chatting with his fourth uncle Zhou Binghou, and handed the menu directly to Li Yu:
“Come on, have some. If it tastes good, I’ll top up the card later. , you will pay the bill later.”
Hey, you’ve been telling me what I like to hear today, aren’t you afraid that I’ll be proud?
Li Yu quickly ordered delicacies such as pork ribs, chicken feet, siomai, lotus leaf chicken, durian cake, shrimp dumplings, golden tripe, crispy roasted pork, dry-fried beef river, and a pot of monk fruit.
When the food came, Zhou Ruotong put away his phone and tasted the pork ribs with black bean sauce:
“It feels okay, it tastes better than expected... My fourth uncle said he was not busy and came to the B&B. Son, you can reserve a suite for me in advance.”
“No problem, Professor Zhou’s elders are always welcome to come to the B&B as guests.”
Zhou Ruotong is already worried about this guy’s poverty. Immune:
"If you're not busy, please teach me how to read oracle bone inscriptions. I can barely understand many of the words. Since you understand, I'll learn from you... Do I have to pay tuition?"
"No, just keep it a secret for me. I'll pay you the reward."
Li Yu waved his hands generously, as if he had made a big concession. His hateful expression made Zhou Ruotong couldn't help but kick him under the table.
After the meal, Li Yu packed up the uneaten snacks and all the delicacies in the store before carrying them to the front desk.
Well, since we have a treat, we have to bring some to the guests at the B&B to see if they like the Cantonese refreshments.
Zhou Ruotong applied for a membership card, filled it with 10,000 yuan, and then handed the card to Li Yu:
"Take it, and come over next time if you want to eat."
I just like the way Professor Zhou gives the card, it’s beautiful and sassy!
Driving to the archaeological team, Li Yu watched the long-legged beauty go upstairs, then turned the car around and returned to the B&B.
Before reaching the gate, I saw Diao Chan sitting outside the door, holding her chin in her hands, looking as cute as she wanted.
When Li Yu parked the car, the girl couldn't wait to come over:
"Sister Zhou said you packed a lot of delicious food, can I try it?"
"Of course Yes, I just packed it for you."
Li Yu opened the car door, took out all the food, went to the restaurant with her, and opened all the delicacies. Who knows that the little girl only likes durian cakes and the like? I have a sweet tooth, but I’m not very interested in chicken feet and ribs.
Just when Li Yu was about to shake him off, Lu Bu led Zi Shou into the restaurant:
"Xiandi, Zishou said he hasn't eaten yet...there are so many delicious foods?"
When Diao Chan saw Lu Bu and the legendary King Zhou coming, she took the lunch box, picked up some at random, and carried it Then I went to the living room to chat with Xiuhe, Xiaoju and the others.
After this girl left, Lu Bu and Zi Shou became more relaxed. They didn't use chopsticks and started eating directly.
Li Yu was worried that the two had finished showing off, so he specially selected some snacks and brought them to the warehouse for Liu Guanzhang to taste.
After he left, Zishou asked in a low voice:
"Who is that woman just now?"
Lu Bu said in a serious tone:
"She is the second wife of my brother Li Xian. Next time you see her, just call her second wife."
< br>Zi Shou bit off most of the barbecued pork buns in one bite:
“Second Master Wife? There is also a First Master Wife?”
"Of course, the master's mother has a cold temperament. She only pretends to be angry with Li Xiandi, and occasionally acts coquettishly... It's a pity that I am not one of those poor poets, otherwise I would definitely write poems to praise these lovers."
Zi Shou. He was confused and understood:
"But Uncle Liu Huang told me that monogamy is popular in the real world."
Lu Bu opened a portion of lotus leaf chicken and asked with hatred:
“How many wives do you have?”
"Three..."
"How many wives do you think Xuande has? Five!"
Seeing the shock in Zi Shou's eyes, Lu Bu nodded with satisfaction:
"Don't you think it's ridiculous that a man who has married five wives actually talks about monogamy to you? Let me tell you the truth. Everyone who comes to the B&B needs to give me a beautiful woman, Li Xiandi. This is Don’t forget the rules.”
Zi Shou: “…”
Why do I feel like you went full circle just to say this?
The two of them finished the rest of the tea in a hurry. If Lu Bu hadn't stopped him, Zi Shou almost showed off the lotus leaves on the outside of the lotus leaf chicken.
After eating and drinking, the two packed up the packing boxes and threw them into the trash can, then strolled back to the warehouse.
Zisheng saw a dozen cars filled with sundries in the warehouse. He looked at them curiously, then took out a long gun from it, tried the blade, and praised:< br>
"They are all magic weapons that have not been seen in a century. Whose items are these?" Liu Bei, who was reading a book, raised his head and replied:
"Marshal Yue's. What do you think of these weapons?"
For an emperor who used bronze weapons all year round, he naturally liked them, especially steel weapons. In the Shang Dynasty, Comparable to the magic weapon of the Immortal Family.
Lu Bu was also studying the things on these cars, and generously promised to his son:
"If you like it, I will bring you some weapons that have been eliminated by the state army... But You are singing and dancing now, there is no war, and you basically don’t need any weapons.”
The turning point in the world of Fengshen was the incense burning in Nuwa Palace two years later.
Before this, Zi Shou had always behaved as a wise king. Ever since the wind blew when he was putting incense, he began to become stupid and cruel step by step, committing various acts of death for twenty-eight years. It wasn’t until the year that I finished playing.
“If we can get new weapons, our Dashang army will be even more invincible and invincible!”
Zi Shou saluted Lu Bu and saw him pulling one of the carts. I quickly walked over to help, and then I realized that the car was full of pots and pans, especially the iron pots, which actually had cracks.
Lu Bu tutted and said:
"Bandits are bandits. A good iron pot can cause such a disaster. It is also a talent... By the way, Zishou, have you started using the iron pot I prepared for you last time?"
Two days ago Li Yu went to order a large iron pot for the Bingzhou Army, and bought some small pots by the way, and gave a dozen of them to Zi Shou, allowing him to enter the Iron Age early.
"The grand master took them all away before they were used, saying that those pots could be used as excellent weapons and that they were too wasteful for cooking..."
The iron pot had just been sealed In the world of gods, before King Zhou had time to show off his children's shoes, Grand Master Wen Zhong came, checked them all, confiscated them all, and prepared to melt them into weapons.
Compared to bronze ware, iron ware is significantly higher in terms of sharpness and durability.
Hearing this, Lu Bu remembered that he had just brought the toilet paper back. Jia Xu's reaction was very similar to that of Grand Master Wen Zhong. They both thought it was a waste and could not be used.
But now, Lao Jia never lacks toilet paper in his bag. After getting used to modern civilized life, it is difficult for him to adapt to toilet paper.
While chatting, Li Yu walked in.
Remembering the business, Zi Shou hurriedly walked over and knelt down to ask for advice:
“Sir, my wife, Queen Jiang, felt something in her heart last night and wanted to take her two children to visit Nuwa Palace. I don’t know if this is a hint from Heaven or the Empress, so I came here to ask.”
Going to Nuwa Palace?
I really need to ask about this.
With this question, Li Yu took a stroll to the scenic spot and asked about the hint from the empress. Just when he was about to go back and tell Zi Shou, the empress suddenly reminded:
"Zi Shou frequently Entering the real world, Yuan Shi and others may have noticed that if there is something strange in the items sent by Zi Shou, remember to bring them over for me to check, so as not to let those saints get in. "
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Li Yu is not worried about this:
"What can they do here? They can chat for a day at most, but they may not be able to scold me, and in real society, there must be their idols... I think so , you can take the initiative to reveal this secret to see if Zhunti is fooled.”
If Zhunti kills himself and sends part of his body over, his realm will be compromised, making it more difficult to siege him. Naturally it will also be reduced a lot.
As for the things you brought over, just destroy them in the living room.
No matter what the material is, it can be completely destroyed if operated in front of Uncle Pangu.
Even if it doesn't work, he can just throw it into the sewer and flush it away. Unless he can regard the septic tank as his own idol, he won't be able to get in touch with the real world until he reaches enlightenment.
Of course, as far as his suspicious character is concerned, there is a high probability that he will not believe this.
Nu Wa said speechlessly:
"You brat, where do you get so many weird ideas? If I can get part of Zhunti's body, I can directly extract some of the negative emotions from Abi Hell. Wrapping and refining is better than your method."
Li Yu patted his thigh:
"This method is good, I think you can try it."
Zhunti may not believe what the empress said, but if there are these in Zishou's memory, Zhunti will definitely give it a try.
Well, find an opportunity to let everyone intentionally talk about this topic, and then tell Zishou the saint's method of approaching the real world, and ask him to keep it strictly confidential to deepen the impression.
When the story of becoming a god officially begins, his memory will probably be reviewed by saints several times a day. If Zhunti is interested in the real world, the opportunity will come!
Hmph, as long as you get the original body of Zhunti, you can open up your imagination and use it to your heart's content.
Nuwa sighed faintly:
"You have no magic power. I thought you would be very scared when facing the saint, but you didn't expect that you dared to take the initiative to plot... Since you are interested, just play whatever you want, no matter what the mess, I’ll clean it up for you.”
Huh?
Old mother, it’s wrong for you to pamper your child so much!
But if you pamper me... then it's okay, please increase your efforts!
After the couple discussed the plan, Li Yu returned to the B&B, not forgetting to buy several bunches of candied haws of different flavors for Diao Chan on the way.
Back at the B&B and giving the food to the little girl, Li Yu came to the warehouse and said to Zi Shou:
“You can go, it’s your arrangement... You can come over if you have similar things in the future. Ask me, don’t feel troublesome.”
“Student, take the order!”
Li Yu felt a little uncomfortable watching the giant King Zhou salute him.
Seeing that Lu Bu still couldn't let go of the things Yue Fei had brought, he couldn't help but laugh and said:
"Why are you like Guiying? You want to pull everything?"
Lü Bu smiled. :
"I'm just curious about what the bandits of the Song Dynasty had... What are you going to eat tonight? I don't think Zi Shou has any intention of leaving, so I might as well not go back and bear the pain and stay with you."
Are you afraid that Lao Jia will force you to study?
Li Yu didn't criticize him. He looked at the arrangements in the B&B staff group and said:
"Steamed pork buns with soy sauce tonight. If you stay, then we should give out more noodles."
"Don't Just make steamed buns, you can also make some fried noodles, meat dragons, thousand-layer cakes, etc. Of course, this is not what I want to eat, mainly because Zi Shou has never seen it before, and it’s time to give him a try. "< br>
Lü Bu’s high-sounding words made Liu Bei, who was reading a book, unable to help but feel happy:
“I never thought that Fengxian would be such a cheerful person.”
The dignified Marquis has actually become a joke. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals?
In the evening, Li Yu came over with a large basket of sauced pork buns and set up a special kitchen in the warehouse. From now on, ordinary food such as fried noodles can be made here.
Zi Shou took two bites of each bun and ate about ten of them in one go. Only then did he taste that the fillings were dried beans and diced pork with soy sauce.
Lu Bu pinched garlic cloves and held a porcelain basin, eating fried noodles with a splash, occasionally taking a bite of pork head meat and soy sauce beef. He was very particular about the combination of meat and vegetables.
After hanging around like this for a few days, Yue Fei, Lu Zhishen and others successfully arrived at Qilin Village, and Mu Guiying also escorted the prisoners back to Muke Village.
Qin Qiong came over and confirmed that Shan Xiongxin was living well there, and he also killed a Liangshan scum. He was very happy:
“It’s a pity that no one in the world remembers Brother Shan Xian, Brother Yu. Even if I find someone to share this happiness, I don’t know who to tell.”
If you are not an administrator, the price of leaving the world in the book is that you will be forgotten.
Not only Shan Xiongxin, but also people in the Three Kingdoms world have completely forgotten Liu Guanzhang, and even Zhao Yun does not remember Liu Shijun, who had a long talk with him.
Like a scumbag who took advantage of the situation, Lu Bu wrote several letters to Zhao Yun enthusiastically. Not only did he inquire about his welfare, but he also gave him a bunch of modern items.
This poaching behavior earned Zhang Fei a scolding. But in Lu Bu's opinion, this was just a compliment that jumped over the wall.
"According to Zhao Yun's character, Gongsun Zan will definitely not change his family until he dies. Fortunately, I can afford to wait. When I return to Chang'an, I will issue an edict to the world's talents and give them a chance to accompany the great man to take off. ! ”
Although Lu Bu was laughing and joking, his plan for the Three Kingdoms World has been implemented.
He even took some time out of his busy schedule to go to people's homes in Xingyang City to promote the belief of Lishan Laomu, and took the initiative to help Master develop followers.
As for the world of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, he did not let go. He took Qin Qiong to persuade him for a long time, so that there was an additional temple of Lishan Mother in Beiping Mansion.
"Second brother, don't forget to inform that Li Shimin, let him also build a temple and develop his faith... My wise brother is right, if we don't occupy the high ground of faith, others will."
Except for the complicated world of gods that Zishou lives in, other worlds have begun to promote the belief of Mother Lishan.
Although it is relatively slow, it is a good thing to be able to advance. There is no need to pursue speed too much, quality is the most important.
Lu Bu came to the B&B every day after work and played around for more than a week. Just when everyone thought he would continue playing, early on the weekend, this guy suddenly brought two Breaking news:
"Nan Bowan: Cheng Lian has found Xu Huang in Hedong, and will arrive in Xingyang to meet us soon."
"Nanbo Rabbit: Hulao Pass was breached, and a bunch of scattered princes poured into Luoyang... I'm going to prepare a romantic surprise for Ah Man. Everyone, please wait for my good news!"
(End of this chapter)