Chapter 219 Duan Shui Master Lu Fengxian [Requesting Monthly Ticket]
“Fengxian, is the camera on?”
At the beginning of the video, Jia Xu, wearing a black scholar’s robe, appeared in front of the camera. The chief counselor's face was rosy and he looked much moisturized than before.
Obviously, Mr. Wen He, who loves life, replenished himself with energy as soon as the recent meals were served.
The battle is about to begin, but Lu Bu’s voice is very relaxed:
"It's already opened. Say hello to my brother Li Xian!"
When Jia Xu heard this, he quickly straightened his clothes and saluted seriously in front of the camera:
"Xu meets Mr. Li! Recently The great changes in the Bingzhou army are all due to Mr. Li! When this happens, our army will slowly retreat to the pass and will not return to Luoyang for a short time. If Mr. Li has other arrangements, he can send people to carry them out. "
What other arrangements can I make... Li Yu doesn't understand what Jia Xu means. He has never intervened in the specific affairs of the Bingzhou Army. Lao Jia should know it very well!
Just when he was about to ask Lu Bu, he heard Jia Xu sighing in the video and saying if he had any clue:
"Although the fire in Luoyang has been extinguished, there are fire starters everywhere. It is spring in March and the weather is dry. If water suddenly breaks out in the city, the coalition forces of the princes will suffer heavy losses..."
Li Yu: " ! ! ! ”
How did such cold words come out of your 37-degree mouth?
I have to remind him that the Bingzhou Army now believes in the old mother of the human race. If she often says such things, Empress Nuwa will be unhappy.
Even though she can only have a trivial brain breakdown in the real world, in the world of books, any move of her fingers can lead to a catastrophe that will destroy the world.
Liu Bei on the side saw this and said with a smile:
"Bei has always heard about Jia Wenhe's talents. I don't want to understand why future generations call him a poisonous scholar today."
Guan Yu, who had commanded the Seventh Flooded Army, quite recognized Jia Xu:
“I think this plan is good. It can severely damage the coalition forces of the princes at the minimum cost. If traces of the jade seal are spread in the city before setting fire, The results of the rumor should be even more brilliant.”
Zhang Fei recalled his experience of being despised in the coalition army, and he wanted to light the fire himself:
"That's right, anyway, none of those princes are good, so they will all be burned to death!"
Liu Bei smiled and shook his head. Shaking his head, he voted against:
"If the situation is crisis, this risky move can be used, but now that the rise of the Han Dynasty is unstoppable, there is no need to overdraft the country's transportation. The life and death of the princes will not be affected. When it comes to your own layout, then keep it first and defeat it in an upright way... With the real world as your backer, isn't it easy to defeat these princes? "
The minister will calculate the cost and pursue the best when considering things. "Cost-effective", but as a king, he walks the road of kingship or domineering.
What you pursue for something is not cost performance, but influence.
If you want to wipe out all the princes with overwhelming force, even if the price you pay is a bit high, it is still worth it, because other princes will be afraid, jealous, and even give up, not daring to have second thoughts.
Lu Bu tore open a small packet of peanut cakes and put it into his mouth. He chewed it twice and found it tasted good. He grabbed a handful and gave it to Zhang Fei, and then said:
"Wen and I I told you sir, it’s not necessary. But we have sent people to Luoyang secretly to spread the word. The jade seal is in a certain well, and the virtuous princes of the Eighteenth Route live there.”
Damn, this is a good move. Real damage.
Even if the princes were half-convinced, they would dig out the wells in Luoyang City with the mentality that they would rather believe it.
Not only will this take a lot of time, but the key is that there is already a gap between the various princes. If this is done, the relationship will be closer to the freezing point.
Even if any of the princes planned to stop playing and leave early, everyone would doubt whether they had succeeded and be eager to go back and prepare to become emperor.
After this back and forth, the already divided princes completely turned into hostile relations.
Well, compared to setting fire, Li Yu preferred this method. Few people would die, but it could make the princes exhausted and even turn against each other.
Those in power should use this cricket-fighting mentality to fight against their opponents.
The video continued. Only then did Li Yu see clearly that the leaders of the Bingzhou Army were on a slope outside the city.
Xu Rong held a newly issued telescope, awkwardly raised it to his eyes, and carefully observed the distance.
Jia Xu said to Dian Wei, who was wearing walking armor:
"General Dian will follow Prefect Xu today. If he sees an enemy general approaching, no matter who it is, he will be killed!"
When Dian Wei heard this, he handed over his hands and accepted the order:
“I obey the military advisor’s orders!”
Just as he was about to continue the layout, Cao Xing’s voice came from the intercom:
“ I saw the vanguard, should I fire a few cannons to scare them?"
Because this guy has the title of Galaxy Shooter, Lu Bu gave him the responsibility of the artillery. He didn't expect to be so impatient.
If the cannon were fired now, Ah Mao would turn around and run away, and what a shitty result would there be?
Lu Bu took the walkie-talkie and said:
"Stay still, you are not allowed to fire without my order. From now on, keep silent, use the walkie-talkie again, and punish your artillerymen for cleaning up the cavalry for three days. A month of horse dung.”
Hearing this, Cao Xing immediately behaved.
Jia Xu then assigned tasks:
"Wenyuan, you led the cavalry to ambush in the designated mountain col. Hearing the sound of cannons, they rushed out in attack formation and charged directly at the A'hao army. Don't worry about the scattered soldiers."
" Here!”
Orders were sent out one after another, and almost all generals of the Bingzhou Army, large and small, had tasks.
Some were on the mountain waving flags and shouting, like a siege; some tied branches to their horses and rode around, stirring up dust, like a cavalry charge.
There are also people responsible for interception, shouting, etc.
In order to disrupt the morale of the enemy, Jia Xu also specially arranged for a dozen or so eloquent soldiers to use hand-held loudspeakers used to sell vegetables in farmers' markets and shout slogans such as Cao Cao is dead and surrender without killing to the soldiers of Cao's army.
In short, the thousands of soldiers led by Cao Cao must be clearly arranged. Even if they are not completely wiped out, their courage must be frightened.
Lu Bu also prepared some curse words, such as "descendants of eunuchs, they will never get eggs", but he doesn't plan to use them for the time being. He will shout them out when he needs to expand the results of the battle to stimulate the opponent's temper. bloody.
It would be better if Ah Man could come to challenge him with his sword. Lu Bu would give him the highest honor as a soldier.
Unfortunately, Prime Minister Cao may be impulsive, but he will never be stupid enough to challenge Lu Bu.
After the arrangements were made, Jia Xu said to the camera:
"Aman knew that Xingyang City was occupied and thought it was a siege, so he would not be too vigilant before arriving in Xingyang , this trick can be used against the inexperienced master, please don’t make fun of him!” ”
I thought I was communicating with Mr. Li about the military layout, but I didn’t expect that he was giving me a heads up.
He quickly bowed to the monitor:
"Mr. Wen He's kindness in giving me some advice will be unforgettable!"
I just thought that Jia Xu was a poisonous person, but I didn't expect that he would give me some advice when he got the chance. Liu Bei looked ashamed at this. The counselor was so impressed that he fell to the ground.
When Jia Xu is in the opponent's formation, he is a poisonous person who stirs up war for his own selfish interests, and is an executioner full of evil.
But now in our own camp, he is a good big brother who has no secrets and sincerely helps everyone grow. Do you understand that poisonous people and other things are purely nonsense, and slander is legally responsible?
After Liu Bei sighed, he bowed his hand to Lu Bu again:
"Please also say thank you in advance."
"Don't worry, I promise to tell you... From now on, we will be together. If you have any questions, I can tell you. Anyway, Mr. Wen and I will always love you when everything is fine." Just thinking about it.”
This video ended, and Li Yu played the next one.
Looking at the default file number, this should have been taken a few hours later.
Should I say it or not, Cao Cao's marching speed is still okay, but having high troops and speed is not always a good thing. Sometimes, the faster you run, the faster you die.
After waiting for a while, when Cao Cao's vanguard troops were approaching Lu Bu, Jia Xu took the walkie-talkie and gave an order to Cao Xing:
"Fire!"
Soon, like a huge thunder. The sound of artillery suddenly sounded, and the artillery shells accurately landed near the Chinese army. Cao Cao's troops were attacked and fled in all directions. Some people even knelt down and kowtowed to the sky.
Cao Cao had a group of cavalry. They were about to assemble for fear of getting dumped. On the hillside next to them, a bunch of fireworks hit the cavalry accurately.
When the fireworks bombs exploded, the cavalry horses were frightened and scattered in all directions.
Cao Jun, who was originally high-spirited, suddenly collapsed, and cries for mercy could not be heard.
Zhang Fei looked at this scene and said blankly:
"It feels simpler than lawn mowing games... These fireworks can actually be used in this way. Mr. can assemble them for us in the future. "A few?" Li Yu smiled and agreed: "Don't worry, you can get as much as you want."
The next step was just like the rehearsal when assigning tasks. Groups of well-equipped Bingzhou troops entered the battlefield and began to divide and surround Cao's army. Those who stubbornly resisted were killed on the spot, and those who surrendered had their weapons collected and escorted out of the battlefield.
Lü Bu had seen enough of the show, got on his horse, held up Fang Tian's painted halberd and chased forward, looking for Cao Ah Man.
Finally, when I was about to run out of the encirclement, I saw Xu Rong chasing Ah Ma on horseback. Dian Wei was following beside him like a groom carrying the Mo Dao, even though the armor and the Mo Dao weighed more than fifty kilograms. , but Dian Wei was as fast as lightning and walked as fast as flying.
Lu Bu deliberately stopped to adjust the focus, and only then did Li Yu see Cao Cao's appearance clearly.
Short in stature and average in appearance, he was lying on the horse and hurriedly running for his life, as embarrassed as he wanted.
As he was running, a strong man in armor suddenly rushed out from the diagonal stab in front, holding a spear in his hand. He rushed towards Xu Rong as soon as he appeared:
"The thief will not hurt my lord!"
Lü Bu in the video deliberately made the Red Rabbit Horse move more smoothly, and slowly added like a commentator:
"Xu Rong can indeed fish out Xiahou Dun. The next step is Please wait and see when the gears of destiny rotate rapidly!"
Before he finished speaking, Xiahou Dun rushed to Xu Rong.
"Well done!"
Dian Wei put down the mask of his armor, held up the Mo Dao in both hands, used both feet to push forward, and rushed towards Xiahou Dun. Just when the horse's head was about to hit him, Mo The knife suddenly fell.
“Ha!”
With Dian Wei’s loud shout, Mo Dao slashed forward. The head was split open, then the body, and finally the horse's body was not spared.
This powerful and heavy sword not only frightened Cao Cao and almost fell off his horse, but also dumbfounded the soldiers in his own camp.
On the intercom, Cao Xing, who had been holding it in for a long time, watched this scene on the top of the slope and murmured:
"Damn, I thought the artillery was the most popular, but I didn't expect Mo Dao to be so strong...General, I can Are you going to follow General Gao in the Feng camp? "
The senior officials of the Bingzhou Army know that Gao Shun, who is about to return to the army, will select personnel from the entire army to form the heavy infantry of Burenjia + Modao - the Feng camp.
Everyone didn’t take being trapped in the camp seriously at first. What role can a thousand-man troops play on a large battlefield that is as cruel as a meat grinder?
But now seeing Dian Wei's amazing operation, everyone's breath was stagnant. Such a team is simply the god of death on the battlefield. If they can join in, it will definitely be super popular.
Liu Bei, who was outside the video, also saw his eyes shining:
“Is this Mo Dao suitable for Water Margin and Yue World?”
Li Yu shook his head:
“Not really Suitable, this thing is fine for dealing with light armored cavalry, but it is somewhat inadequate for dealing with heavy armored cavalry. The main equipment of Yue Fei's Beiwei Army is giant axes and sledgehammers. They can directly chop the horse's legs or hit them through the heavy armor to break the formation. The effect is very outstanding.”
The armor is getting thicker and thicker, and it is difficult for ordinary weapons to break through.
However, the cheapest way to deal with heavy armored cavalry is Molotov cocktails.
When the enemy is dead, you can pull off the armor, sew it up, and reuse it.
"Yuan Rang!"
In the video, Cao Cao is crying and running for his life. Although his surname is Cao, he has more feelings for the Xiahou clan. Now the eldest brother in the clan has been hacked like this He couldn't even help collect the body, so he could only run around like a headless fly.
Lu Bu rode up to Xiahou Dun's body, took a close-up of it, and said apologetically:
"In the original work, you were blinded by Cao Xing and mocked by Mi Heng as a perfect general. I thought I would give you a whole body this time, but I didn't expect Lao Dian to be too cruel. I'm sorry...don't throw up, you guys. Gather the body and find a coffin to put it in."
As they were making arrangements, Zhang Liao's voice came from the intercom:
"If you find traces of Cao Cao, do you want to kill him?"
Lü Bu held the walkie-talkie and asked:
“Who else besides Cao Cao?”
"Cao Ren, Cao Hong, Cao Xiu, Xia Houyuan... they were just scattered, and now they are finally together again."
Lü Bu issued an order:
"Pick a general from the Cao family to kill Well, you can make your own choice. If Xiahou Dun dies, the Cao family should also accompany him. We are all very particular people, and we have to have a bowl of water."
As for Cao Cao, he cannot die for the time being. As long as he is here, the Central Plains will be safe. Only then will the princes be in chaos, otherwise the Yuan brothers will divide the world... Well, just think of it as putting a catfish in the fish pond.
When they are fattened, use a net to fish them out and eat the meat.
Lu Bu inspected the results of the battle on horseback. There were prisoners of Ah Hao's defeated troops everywhere, and there were countless discarded armor and weapons.
Unfortunately, these weapons were too bad. Lu Fengxian, who was used to steel weapons, looked down upon them and planned to give them to Zi Shou to improve the combat effectiveness of the Yin Shang soldiers.
While walking, I received a report from Zhang Liao:
"I led the cavalry to kill Cao Chun and wounded Cao Hong... Do I still need to continue the pursuit?"
"No, come back and clean the battlefield. Gather all the soldiers, armor and weapons. Look at Cao's army's baggage. If there is food, you will also receive it from Xingyang."
"Here!"
Then came the voices of other generals on the intercom, especially Xu Rong, who was constantly making post-war deployments from a high place. Occasionally, a drone buzzed overhead. , monitoring all movements on the battlefield.
The video ended and Liu Bei was silent for a long time:
“I didn’t expect walkie-talkies to be so useful on the battlefield. The power of artillery and fireworks cannot be underestimated. If they are properly matched, they can outperform thousands of armies. Horse! "
If Cao Cao had ten thousand people to fight with real swords and spears today, he could win, but it would never be so easy.
The reason why Ah Ma was beaten to a pulp and the battle ended quickly was because the early shells and fireworks scared Cao's army out of fear. Neither the cavalry nor the infantry could organize an effective attack.
Guan Yu sighed:
“If I had had the three major war artifacts, walkie-talkies, telescopes and drones, I would have been able to hit Xudu and welcome back the Han Emperor!”
Although drones in ancient times could only be manually operated within visual range, just climbing up and telescope could expand the detection range to ten kilometers away.
At this distance, many deployments can be made.
If Laoguan had had this thing back then, even if he was defeated in Maicheng, he would have been able to detect the ambush by Ma Zhong and others in advance and avoid it.
Li Yu copied the video material and returned the memory card to Lu Bu:
"Is the next step a retreat to the west?"
Lu Bu skillfully installed it on the action camera , and reformatted the memory card:
"Wait a few more days for Xu Huang to arrive before leaving, and then slowly retreat westward. When he arrived in Chang'an, he began to look for an opportunity to kill Dong Zhuo."
Before taking action, Dong Zhuo must be encouraged to get rid of the disloyal courtiers and aristocratic families in the city as much as possible. This can be regarded as Grand Master Dong's last act of glory.
If everything goes well, we can catch up with a wave of farming.
First plant some potatoes and sweet potatoes to cope with the famine, and at the same time streamline the Xiliang army and start working on farming and infrastructure, so that Chang'an City will have a new look in a short time.
The war was over, but there were still many things to finish. Lu Bu left in a hurry before staying long.
Li Yu wrote the names of Xiahou Dun and Cao Chun on the paper and circled them respectively. Without these two favorite generals, Cao Ah Ma's future development should not be affected, right?
I hope he can withstand the attack from brothers Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu and not let the Central Plains settle down early.
Otherwise, both sides will maintain their strength and recuperate, and future fights will be somewhat troublesome.
Well, you can let Liu Xie continue to issue edicts to his subordinates on both sides and recruit them to serve in Chang'an. As long as the official position is high enough, I don't believe those civil servants and generals can bear it.
The context of the Three Kingdoms world is getting clearer and clearer. Once we get back in touch with Sun Facai, we can plan the construction matters. We can also try to transport some large equipment there.
The next day, Li Yu returned from running and was about to wash his face and go to the restaurant to eat when he happened to meet Mu Guiying holding a dish and eating:
"Sir, you're back. I have something important to tell you."
"What's the matter?"
Li Yu saw several residents wearing Hanfu eating in the restaurant. He simply led the girl to the pavilion in the yard.
Mu Guiying sat down on the railing of the pavilion:
“In the past two days, people from Xixia came to Muke Village with gold and wanted to buy some fireworks... You said Should I sell it?”
Holy shit, the news spread so fast, even the Xixia people knew about it!
The courtiers of the Song Dynasty are really good. They sell news in such a timely manner, and they are awesome for being so cunning!
Li Yu asked angrily and funny:
“Do they bring a lot of gold?”
“It’s quite a lot, at least ten kilograms, sir. , shall we do this business?”
Li Yu glanced at Mu Guiying with hatred:
"What do you do? What do you do?"
"Me? I am the embodiment of justice and beauty, Mu Guiying. ...No, I’m a bandit!”
“If you’re a bandit, why don’t you grab the gold when you see it?”
Marshal Mu’s eyes lit up and he hurriedly held the dish in his hand. I ran to the front door of the B&B and disappeared into the air...
(End of this chapter)