Chapter 222 The Wu Song family’s house-holding team! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“This house is so beautiful!”
We took gifts to the old village of Shitouzhai, passed through rows of very distinctive stone houses, and walked into Wusong At home in the real world.
The brand new building, the quaint courtyard, and the ingenious design make the whole house feel very warm.
Lu Bu looked upstairs and downstairs, and said with a click of his tongue:
"In the future, I will have someone build a building like this in Chang'an to echo you."
Zhang Fei sat on the sofa that had not yet torn off the film, making a habitual argument:
" Even the best house is useless in that environment. Do you have these appliances? Do you have these furniture? Do you have stable water and electricity?”
Lu Bu smiled:
“Plan it carefully. Emperor Ji’s action, don’t worry about our Three Kingdoms world.”
Zhang Fei: "..."
You bitch, you'd better sleep with one eye open at night!
Tonight, except for Li Yu, Diao Chan and Mu Guiying, everyone else will stay for Wu Song to hold the house.
The family of Wu Erlang’s family is extremely luxurious: Prince Shou of Shang, Emperor Zhaolie, Emperor Guan Sheng, Wu Mu Yuefei, Door God Qin Qiong, Marquis Huan Zhang Fei, Marquis Wen Lu Bu...
As for the characters in the book who couldn't come, they all brought gifts.
Jia Xu personally inscribed "Purple Pavilion Shines" as a plaque on the door, Zhou Tong gave a painting for the central hall, Lu Junyi gave a duck egg-sized night pearl, Shan Xiongxin gave a gold and jade tiger ornament, and Yang Zhi gave a set of white As for the porcelain tea set, Cao Zheng and his wife gave two pieces of Shu brocade, and An Daoquan gave a few bottles of medicine that can regulate qi and blood.
Lu Zhi was so poor that he gave a string of Buddhist beads that Elder Zhizhen had been coiling for many years. Li Zhong and Zhoutong, the two leaders of Taohuashan, also gave Wu Song a set of peach wood dominoes that he had collected for several years, saying that playing with them regularly could ward off evil spirits. .
Several members of Qilin Village thought that the new home needed new furniture, so they specially asked someone to make a set of furniture out of precious ebony. Yue Fei used an electric five-wheeler to transport it several times before it was completed.
Even Shi Wengong, who was far away in Zengtou City, sent a BMW to Qilin Village to congratulate Wu Song on his move to a new home. He also said that he could not come to congratulate him in person, so he asked his junior brother not to blame him.
Only Lin Chong showed no sign at all. It is said that Zhou Tong was so angry that he didn't even eat dinner.
While everyone was visiting upstairs and downstairs, Yue Fei came to Li Yu and asked in a low voice:
"Is Senior Brother Lin Chong dissatisfied with us killing Wang Ying?"
What right does he have to be dissatisfied... Li Yu said:
"According to the plot, Song Jiang should be captured by Liu Gao soon. Liangshan doesn't even know that there is a bandit den in Qingfeng Mountain, but now that Wang Ying is dead, Song Jiang will tell Liangshan in advance if he can't protect him. Take care of Qingfeng Mountain while ventilating..."
Yue Fei has no feelings for Lin Chong himself, but is worried that his adoptive father Zhou Tong has been worrying about his eldest apprentice and is uneasy.
Li Yu took an orange from the fruit plate and looked at it. He thought it should be quite sweet, and handed it to Yue Fei:
"Lin Chong's matter will be solved later. These oranges are good. Take a cart back with you when you leave. Let’s give everyone some vitamins.”
The entire division is in Qilin Village, and now my good friend Lu Zhishen is also here. Anyone with a little more lively eyes has long asked Chao Gai to take a long leave and come here. However, Lin Chong kept a distance from Qilin Village.
When it was time to be more serious, for example, Gao Yanei should be given a good beating when he offered incense at Xiangguo Temple for the first time. After the incident was over, the worst thing would be to call it a misunderstanding. As a result, he clenched his fists and chose to compromise at the critical moment, which encouraged the situation. Gao Yanei's arrogance.
Now that it was time to be diplomatic, he began to twist his temper and wanted to fight to the end with Liangshan.
Such a person would be frustrated while alive and would be a pity to die. No wonder Shi Naian gave him the biggest punishment - he earned a lot of credit but couldn't claim it.
When he was bullied by Gao Qiu, he endured the humiliation and bore the burden. After going to Liangshan, he was loyal to the two village masters. During the Liao and Fangla campaigns, he fought bravely to kill the enemy. Just when Lin Chong thought he could wash away his shame by naming his wife as his wife, Guangzong Yaozu, he collapsed. .
The previous efforts to endure humiliation, be loyal, bravely kill the enemy, etc., all came to nothing and had no meaning.
If he died directly, the emperor could at least get a posthumous honor in front of all the civil and military officials. But he died after being paralyzed for half a year, and the fever had passed long ago. Even if there was a posthumous title, who knows?
"Thank you for your compliments. I am a rough guy. Please forgive me if I am rude."
Wu Song brought a bunch of snacks, snacks and fruits on a tray, all of which he had driven to buy in the past two days.
Wu Erlang originally wanted to bring Hao Zhenzhen with him for today's pot roasting, but he thought that it was not convenient for everyone's identities to be disclosed, so he held this pot roasting event where all the ancients were involved.
When the real move-in occurs, we will entertain people from the real world.
As soon as Mu Guiying saw the snacks on the table, she came over to taste them and put them in her pocket:
“Wow, this is delicious, Master must like it... Oh, that’s right. Brother Wu, my master brought you a gift.”
The girl ate for a long time before she remembered the real thing. She took out a black stone the size of a chess piece from her arms and threw it to Wu Song:
“She said that if she goes to the world in the book and takes it with her, she can isolate all the gods. "
After hearing this, Wu Song quickly bowed in the direction of the scenic spot:
"Thank you for giving me this treasure!"
The Nine Heavens Xuannv disappeared. With his attention, he can take a long trip in the book world, bring some good guys with good reputations to Qilin Village in advance, and at the same time clean up some garbage that likes to eat human flesh.
He could even take the initiative to visit Mr. Luo on behalf of the B&B and Qilin Village.
Wu Song solemnly stuffed the stone into his arms and put it away. He planned to go back and get a small purse to hold it, hang it around his neck, and take it with him wherever he goes.
Thanking Mu Guiying again, Wu Song handed the medicine given by An Daoquan to Qin Qiong:
"Second brother Qin has a deficiency in qi and blood. Take this to replenish it, Doctor An." There is nothing to say about his level. He has already held two free clinics in Qilin Village and has recruited three apprentices. He plans to promote medicine among the people."
Hearing that Liu Bei was going to Qilin Village, An Daoquan directly asked himself. Positioned as an imperial physician, he is now actively treating patients and recruiting apprentices. He has even studied the "Barefoot Doctor's Handbook" and plans to train a group of medical soldiers who know battlefield first aid.
In order to facilitate his research, Li Yu also bought a microscope and sent it to Tuo Wusong, so that An Daoquan could get in touch with modern medicine.
Qin Qiong’s gift to Wu Song was a set of pure gold wine vessels, which the Broadsword King could provide.
He was traveling for days recently and met Wang Junke. When he heard that he wanted to give someone a gift, Wang Junke, who usually liked COS Laoguan, picked out such a set of wine vessels for Qin Qiong without saying anything.
Meeting Wang Junke means that he will soon meet Wang Junke's cousin Luo Shixin. Next, the second brother Qin will take this silly brother back to Licheng and let Qin's mother Another child.
Qin Qiong was very happy to accept the medicine from Wu Song:
"Thank you Erlang, Brother Yu, I'm sorry for the disrespect."
Zi Shou was tall, so he turned around cautiously and liked the building very much:
"Except for the floor being a little shorter, everything else is fine. It’s pretty good, and the house is sturdy enough. It’s much better than thatched house.”
He also wanted to get one for himself, but thinking about the reputation of building a deer platform in the original book, he decided to forget it for the time being. Get through the plot of becoming a god first, and then reward yourself with a house when you abdicate, so that you can retire in peace.
Guan Yu likes the small attic on the top floor very much. He thinks it is a must-have whether it is reading or watching the scenery. Now that the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, he can brew a pot of tea, light an incense stick, play a piece of elegant music of mountains and flowing water, and hold another If you read this Spring and Autumn carefully, you will feel comfortable just thinking about it.
After everyone visited, they helped Wu Song clean up, set off firecrackers and fireworks, and had a sumptuous lunch.
After the meal, the ancients stayed to continue drinking tea and chatting, while Li Yu took Mu Guiying and Diao Chan to drive to the city to purchase ovens and ingredients, and had barbecue in Wu Song's courtyard in the evening.
"I'm going to drink a cup of milk tea with 70% sugar later, and I'll lose weight tomorrow!"
Diao Chan felt that she had eaten a bit too much today, so she simply lay down and started a new life tomorrow.
Mu Guiying sneered at this kind of deception:
"Tch, eat whatever you want. The more anxious you are, the easier it is to gain weight. Look at me, I eat so much all day long and still have such a perfect figure. I am envious of myself..."
Master Mu, we Can you stop being so narcissistic?
Li Yu listened to the chattering discussion between the two and drove to the mall. He first took them to buy drinks, and then each of them bought two sets of clothes.
Passing by a lingerie store, Mu Guiying dragged Diao Chan and rushed in. While Diao Chan was choosing, the girl ran outside again and asked in a low voice:
"What style do you like, sir?" I asked Fairy Little Chan to buy it and wear it for you to see.”
Li Yu said speechlessly:
“Can you study something else if you have the time?”
“Ha, I’m just curious, forget it, I’ll pick out clothes. Don’t peek!”
Li Yu covered his face, I have lost all my face!
He sat aside with a drink and was about to check his phone for a while when Zhou Ruotong sent a message:
"The first draft of the paper is completed. Do you want to come and take a look?"
Is it written so quickly?
Yes, yes, Professor Zhou is better than some of the village leaders who are noisy.
Li Yu replied:
"I happen to be in the city. I will bring you a drink later. Do you want Zhizhiberryberry or broken silver?"
"Zhizhi Berry Bar, I've been so busy lately, I want to drink something sweet."
"Okay, I'll give it to you later!"
Waiting for Diao Chan Li Yu and Mu Guiying came out of the underwear store carrying two bags. Li Yu not only finished his drink, but also bought some Zhizhi Berry for Professor Zhou.
When getting in the car, Mu Guiying specifically flipped through Diao Chan’s underwear:
“Tsk, tsk, charming blue, girly pink, apple green, mysterious black... I really envy Fairy Xiaochan for wearing such a There are many colors, but I can only choose bright yellow. Alas, this may be the price of being an emperor!”
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What does this have to do with being an emperor? Are you adding drama to yourself? But...what does bright yellow underwear look like? Does anyone wear this color?
With three parts curiosity, three parts confusion and four parts confusion, Li Yu started the car and drove straight to the courtyard of the archaeological team.
After parking the car, the three of them came upstairs carrying drinks and walked into Zhou Ruotong's office.
"Sister Zhou, we're here to see you. This is a drink for you."
Diao Chan handed Zhizhi Berry over and took out the snacks she bought at the mall.
Zhou Ruotong took it in his hand and enthusiastically asked the two of them to sit down. Then he glared at Li Yu covertly.
The office is so messy, and the stinky guy brought Xiaochan and Guiying over without saying a word. Couldn't you have just said hello in advance and asked me to clean it up?
Forget it, for the sake of teaching me Oracle, I won’t beat you.
Li Yu took the printed paper on the table and started reading it. This kind of purely academic paper was relatively boring. He read it for a while and then put it down:
"I'm just a layman, you can just read it. I believe that with Professor Zhou’s intelligence, this paper will definitely make those experts and professors kneel down to read it.”
First-hand information from King Shang proves that Oracle is not an easy task.
“Young poor man, tell me something useful.”
After listening to Li Yu’s rainbow fart, Zhou Ruotong took a sip of the drink, tasted the snacks Diao Chan bought, and asked curiously ：
"What are you three doing in the city suddenly?"
Mu Guiying told the truth:
"I'm buying ingredients to make barbecue. Sister Zhou is going to eat tonight too. There are so many people and it's lively. "
Humph, I wonder if Sister Zhou will hold down Fairy Little Chan and give her a beating if her cousin's vest falls off. I'm really looking forward to it... Master seems to be looking forward to it too. Why don't they let them be together? Where to fight at the idol?
Zhou Ruotong really wanted to go, but thinking about the work he had missed recently because he was busy with his thesis, he still shook his head and refused:
"I'll forget it. I have to work overtime at night. Let's eat with you next time when we have time."
The three of them were thinking about buying ingredients, and they didn't stay for long before getting up and leaving.
When he went downstairs, Li Yu said to Zhou Ruotong:
"Thank you for your hard work. Just tell me what you want to eat and I will cook it for you myself."
You put it aside Pigs are raised here... Professor Zhou took a sip of his drink and told Li Yu:
"Be careful to prevent fires during outdoor barbecues. Don't let me see you on the news."
"Don't worry, it won't happen."
Leaving the archaeological team, the three of them went to the farmer's market to buy some There are a bunch of ingredients suitable for barbecue, such as chicken wings, chicken feet, chicken gizzards, chicken skin, lamb, beef, tenderloin, heart meat, oysters, scallops, squid and so on.
Then I bought an extended outdoor grill and the matching charcoal, iron skewers, etc. Anyway, it was so full that it filled a large car, and the trunk could hardly fit in it.
Back on the mountain again, I set up the oven directly in Wu Song’s small courtyard, took out the pots and pans, soaked what needed to be soaked, changed the knives that needed to be changed, and marinated what needed to be marinated.
As the sun sets in the evening, smoke rises in the yard, and the aroma of meat spreads everywhere.
Zi Shou sat on a matza-like chair, looking at the sizzling and oily meat skewers, he couldn't help but swallowed:
"I feel like I can eat three to four hundred skewers!" "
Lu Bu dipped his chopsticks into some barbecue ingredients and tasted it, and said very seriously:
"Without this ingredient, I would have eaten a hundred skewers at most, but with this ingredient, three hundred Let’s make a base for the skewers... This barbecue ingredient can increase my appetite by 97.5%!”
He deliberately said it in complete and partial terms, just to let Zhang Fei participate in the argument.
But this time he miscalculated. Mr. Zhang had no intention of chatting from beginning to end, which made Lu Bu a little unable to hold himself back:
"San'er, why don't you talk?"
< br>"I'm watching a show, don't disturb me."
"What show are you watching?"
"A Malaysian monkey from Bingzhou is performing a clown in a serious way. I have to watch carefully, maybe I won't see him again in the future."
Lü Bu smiled and counterattacked:
"That's right. , are you going to rob the emperor? Understand... In the Three Kingdoms world, you rob your wife. If you go to the Song Dynasty, you still rob your wife. Just go to Liangshanbo. You match the temperament there. Song Sanlang may also have black silk stockings by then. The one with black silk stockings called you. "
While the two were bickering, the first batch of barbecue was ready. You take two and I made three skewers. They were quickly sold out.
Wu Song brought beer, white wine and red wine for everyone to choose. As for the two girls Diao Chan and Mu Guiying, they had fruit drinks.
Well, if Li Yu didn't say anything, Wu Song wouldn't dare provide the lady with alcohol.
It was not until after ten o'clock in the evening that the noise in the yard came to an end. Zishou and the others took the floor mats they bought and spread them in the living room. .
Li Yu cleaned up the oven, led Diao Chan and Mu Guiying back to the B&B to rest, and handed over the task of keeping the house to the ancient generals and emperors.
On the way down the mountain, Mu Guiying talked about the imprisoned Xixia royal family:
“I think Xixia is also quite chaotic. The person who paid the ransom has not arrived yet, but instead came A mysterious man, without saying a word, gave him ten kilograms of gold and asked for only one thing, that the royal family could not leave Muke Village alive.”
My God, are you starting to hire murderers to kill people?
It’s normal to think about it. During the Song Dynasty, no matter whether it was the Liao, Jin or Xixia, everyone was dirty.
Take the Song Dynasty as an example. It had abandoned its martial arts to such an extent that Genghis Khan never captured it during his lifetime, only the Western Regions.
If it were to be replaced by a powerful emperor, such as Liu Bang, Liu Che, Li Shimin, etc., there would be no chance of Genghis Khan jumping around.
Jieli Khan back then was also known as a genius, but he was finally subdued by Li Shimin without any room for resistance.
I don’t know if Liu Bei can surpass Tang Taizong this time, I’m looking forward to it.
Back at the B&B, Mu Guiying squeezed into Diao Chan's room without any explanation in the name of sisterly love. Fortunately, there was a temporary bed inside, so Diao Chan didn't have to worry about the bedding being swept away.
Li Yu washed himself and lay on the bed, chatted with Professor Zhou for a while, played two more games, then put down his phone and went to sleep.
But at Wu Song’s house on the mountain, it was a different scene.
This group of ancient people were lying on the floor, chatting casually. Just when Yue Fei was about to tell Liu Bei about the next stage of Qilin Village’s plan, he heard a crisp sound of "pop".
Then Zhang Fei muttered:
"There are mosquitoes...Who did I hit just now? Didn't it hurt you?"
Lu Bu's voice sounded faintly:
"The King of Shang is so high up there that you dare to hit him. San'er, you are done for. Zi Shou will let you feel the joy of Shang dynasty people's sacrifice for the system tonight."
Just now Zi Shou was still wondering why Lu Bu secretly He changed places with himself, and when Zhang Fei slapped him, he realized that he had been fooled:
"I plan to abolish human sacrifice. I will no longer perform sacrifices in this way in the future. The sacrifices come and go. The national destiny of the Shang Dynasty has not been extended at all. It is all in vain."
Zhang Fei knew that he had beaten the wrong person. Apologize quickly.
Then he kicked hard to the other side, and then heard Lao Guan's voice:
"Third brother, learn more from Peng Ju, be more mature and steady, don't be always It’s just a joke.”
Well, this time he kicked his second brother again. Zhang Fei was so angry that he always did something wrong every time he tried to deal with Lu Bu. It was so annoying!
While they were making noise in the living room, Brother Dao wandered out of the courtyard at some point. Looking at the closed door, the guy raised his paws, scratched at the courtyard door a few times, and then went down the mountain and returned to the B&B.
Early the next morning, Wu Song got up and just arrived at the door when he suddenly said unexpectedly:
"I seem to be able to go directly to Water Margin World from home. Can you guys do it?"
< br>Several administrators tried it, but nothing worked.
Yue Fei thought for a moment and said:
"This should be a housewarming gift from Mr. Wu to Senior Brother Wu, right? It will be more convenient to get in and out of Water Margin and Yue World in the future, and there is no need to go to the B&B."
When Wu Song heard this, his face was full of gratitude:
< br>“It’s my blessing to meet Brother Li, Wu Song, who has been cultivating for eight lifetimes!”
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