Chapter 225 Cai Yong: It would be great if my son-in-law was mute! [Asking for monthly votes]
After scolding Yang Xiu and scolding Ni Heng, can’t you be a little more pursuing?
Li Yu checked Yang Xiu’s birth and death dates. He was only fifteen years old now. If he scolded a fifteen-year-old child to tears, wouldn’t he be afraid that Yang Biao would come to the Cai Mansion for comment?
But now Yang Biao is at home because he offended Dong Zhuo, and he is probably too busy to stand up for his children.
Li Yu turned to the first item and began to listen to Sun Facai’s complaints and voice diary.
"I finally settled down. Chang'an Avenue is so shabby. Even the main road has a chassis. When the little emperor seizes power, I have to let him repair the road or compensate me for the damage to my car... As a part-time worker, we have to Find a way to reimburse me!"
After complaining about the roads in Chang'an City and scolding the servants of the Situ Mansion, Sun Facai talked about the refugees who were escorted by the Xiliang Army:
"No. I know if those people have food to eat, but I want to buy a few servants outside the city, but I am worried about causing riots, and this is not in line with the Cai family’s style of doing things, so forget it, let’s do this for now.”
"Many times I feel like I'm an ancient person, but when it comes to this kind of thing, I can't take it for granted. Fortunately, Yanmei understands me and lets me go to the outside of the city to give porridge every day, and I'll count every one alive. Let’s do it.”
“Damn it, the porridge soup was stopped after only three days. A big fool named Fan Chou said that he was obstructing the transmission of military information. I heard that he was from the Cai family, so he didn’t pursue it... ...When Lu Bu comes, I must ask him to kill this man for me!”
Yes, Lu Bu will have one more good brother.
As Dong Zhuo's confidant and favorite general, Fan Chou was already on the must-kill list. Sun Facai's request only increased the possibility of Fan Chou's death.
Lu Bu peeled a kiwi patiently:
"After Niu Fu died, Li Jue, Guo Si, Fan Chou and Zhang Ji took control of the government. Except for Zhang Ji who was timid and left Chang'an early for Wancheng, The other three people have done a lot of harm to the people. These three people and Li Jue’s subordinate Yang Feng are all thieves!”
As soon as the kiwi fruit was peeled, Zhang Fei took it away unceremoniously:< br>
"Marquis Wen's body is precious. If you eat a bad stomach, the gain outweighs the loss. I will help you taste the salty taste first. If it tastes good, I will give it to you."
Lu Bu grinned:
"San'er , what will you do if you can't see me again? You won't secretly wipe your tears all day long and miss Grandpa Lu, right?"
Zhang Fei: "..."
I'll eat you. A kiwi doesn't forget to take advantage of me, right?
While the two were laughing and joking, Li Yu continued to listen to the voice.
These voices are very mixed, including Sun Facai's late-night EMO, his ambitions for the future, his nostalgia for the real world, and his lament about Cai Yan's learning ability, etc.
“Today is the first day of February in the year 190. Yanmei has officially completed the junior high school course. The set of mock examination papers for high school entrance exams has a full score of 750. She scored 730. She still blames herself for not taking the exam. Okay...it’s so shocking. I won’t forgive her if I don’t let her kiss her tonight!”
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Are you addicted to giving me shit?
But how long has it been since I learned all the knowledge in junior high school and passed the test with a score of 730? With this score, I can choose from all the key high schools.
Relatively speaking, Diao Chan is still struggling with the first-year junior high school courses, and has some difficulty with physics and chemistry. On the contrary, she has a good command of English, algebra, and geometry.
After Sun Facai finished praising his wife, he started to show off:
"Where did your Diao Chan learn from the course? There are so many learning materials and online courses, you should learn more Hurry? "
Damn it, go back and find a way to drag Zhuo Wenjun out and kill these two people!
It's a pity that Li Qingzhao is already in his thirties and is enjoying the last few years of happiness with her husband Zhao Mingcheng, otherwise he could have been brought out to fight Cai Yan.
The four talented women should be able to fight back and forth.
After finally listening to Sun Facai’s pretentious voice, I finally got the important news:
“The little emperor Liu Xie finally arrived in Chang’an. He contacted me on the walkie-talkie as soon as he settled down. It is said that all the old women arranged by Jia Xu have been replaced, and Dong Zhuo plans to get him a queen... If he gets married before he is ten years old, Dong Zhuo is really not a son! "
Queen?
This should be Queen Fu, right?
Because of fear, Cao Cao wrote to his father Fu Wan for help. As a result, he was accused and more than a hundred members of the Fu family were beheaded. Queen Fu herself was also killed. Cao Cao made his daughter Cao Jie his queen.
Since the death of the queen, Liu Xie's desire to restore the Han Dynasty has completely died.
Now that the plot has completely changed, the tragedy of the murder of Queen Fu and her son will not happen again, but does Liu Xie really want to get married now?
He is just a primary school student. Even in ancient times, getting married at this age was a bit too early.
Lu Bu will have to ask Lu Bu later. If Liu Xie doesn't want to get married, let Jia Xu find a way to deal with it. Anyway, Dong Zhuo will die in a month or two, so there is no need to be so anxious.
"Damn, I heard that Guo Jia has joined our camp? He is an awesome character. Lu Bu's men said that he will live in Cai Mansion for a while. I don't know if we have anything in common. I hope he’s not a rigid old scholar, otherwise I really won’t be able to talk to him!”
He is full of all kinds of evil, and he even stole the bride from the road. You two should have a lot of things in common... Li Yu pinched his eyebrows, feeling that Guo Fengxiao, a young man with five poisons, was about to meet his life mentor.
Sure enough, after hearing a few more complaints about food from Sun Facai, Guo Jia arrived in Chang'an.
“Hahaha, I really didn’t expect Guo Jia to be so funny. When he walked up to me with the red flag canal in his mouth, I knew that this guy would become my lifelong best friend... Yu Gezi Buy him some good cigarettes, try Yunyan, Yuxi, Yellow Crane Tower, etc. Don’t always smoke the cigarettes from my hometown.”
"I smoked two cigarettes in Hongqiqu, and it still tastes the same... Damn it, even in ancient times I couldn't quit smoking. It seems that it's my destiny to smoke, so I won't quit!"
Hearing this, Lu Bu He muttered:
“No wonder today I asked Fengxiao if he wanted to go to the camp, and he refused. It turns out that it’s because he is a wealthy and wise brother.”
These two people are full of five poisons. Put together, it is definitely like two neodymium magnets, stuck together so tightly that they cannot be broken apart.
“I told Guo Jia about bathing centers and men’s spa health clubs in modern society. He said it was an eye-opener and asked me to open one in Chang’an City in the future. He would directly call it his home...Mom Yes, saying this in front of Yan Mei made my arms bruise.”
"I gave the car to Dong Zhuo. Anyway, he has been thinking about it for so long. Why don't I change my official position... My father-in-law got me a minor official in the Shaofu. It is said that Xun Yu had been there before, with a rank of 500 shi, and he was in charge of the palace. There is some oil and water in the ink pad and paper inside, but not much. "
Good guy, go directly to the Shaofu, Cai Yong's reputation is great.
It is a good idea to exchange an idle thing for an official status. Anyway, the car will come back when Dong Zhuo dies, it will just be kept in a different place.
“Today, Guo Jia secretly brought two people, saying they were discussing the details of killing Dong Zhuo. One was Xun You, Xun Yu’s eldest nephew, and the other was Zhong Yao, a very beautiful handwriting person...Mom It feels like I suddenly fell into the nest of celebrities from the Three Kingdoms."
The friend Guo Jia mentioned last time was Xun You?
Zhong Yao is now Liu Xie's Huangmen Shilang. Everyone knows that he is in Chang'an, but Xun You is a little surprised.
I was just worried about how to get Xun Yu's relationship with the Xun family. Once I got to know Xun Yu, I could capture Xun You. I didn't expect that I got the mastermind in advance, but there was no news about Xun Yu.
“I don’t know whether the three of them discussed the outcome. Anyway, they smoked four packs of cigarettes before dark, which made me unable to open my eyes. Zhong Yao even gave the cigarettes the name Lip and Teeth Fragrance in a polite manner. What a slutty slut.”
Li Yu: “…”
So, the first frontier symposium of the Executive Office became a smokers’ exchange meeting?
If this continues, Guo Jia will lead a large number of smokers in the world of the Three Kingdoms. I don’t know if it is a good thing or a bad thing. I have to remind you later.
Although cigarettes are good, don’t be greedy!
Guo Jia and the others held several meetings, but Cai Yan did not allow Sun Facai to participate.
First of all, I know that he can only make jokes and cannot do such detailed planning.
Secondly, this guy has no clue. In order to prevent leaks, it is better to know less. Just wait until Guo Jia comes up with a plan and complete his part of the task.
Sun Facai was also self-aware and did not participate. He only provided some modern people's perspectives and ideas.
In addition, he also strongly demanded that Cai Yong's life should be saved no matter what.
“When I went to work today, Old Man Cai actually refused to ride in a carriage with me. He said that from now on, as ministers of the same palace, we need to avoid suspicion and not let others gossip... What kind of breaking of the rules is this? I won’t ride in a carriage with others. Don’t you know it’s Mr. Weng? The city of Chang’an is so congested that he actively creates traffic jams without any sense of traffic!”
“It burned Guo Jia’s pants with a magnifying glass. I studied with Xun You all afternoon with a magnifying glass. I really envy the simple joys of ancient people."
After listening to the eloquent voice, Li Yu felt more tired than he had been in two philosophy classes.
He took his cell phone and looked at it. There were some videos and experiences in the photo album, as well as details of secretly photographed Cai Yan reading... He finally saw the faces of the four talented women.
Cai Yan is about seventeen or eighteen years old. She has exquisite facial features and a strong bookish air. She is an intellectual beauty.
For a prodigal in modern society to be able to marry Cai Yan is definitely because the ancestral tomb volcano has erupted. After reading it, Li Yu summarized the information he had in the real world and sent a bunch of voice messages to Sun Facai.
For example, if you have anything to do, ask Guo Jiaxunyou or Jia Xu for advice. Take advantage of the time when you are fishing at work to see the little emperor Liu Xie. If you have nothing to do, practice boxing and kicking. Even if you want to kill Dong Zhuo, If you don't need it, at least you can strengthen your body and protect the Cai Mansion at critical times.
Although he is a time traveler and is about to take over the court, after all, if he wants to move the interests of the family, one or two assassins may appear.
Thinking of this, Li Yu reminded again:
“I will worship Mother Lishan at home and pray more if nothing happens. By the way, let’s talk about our relationship, in case there is a life-threatening moment. , maybe it can save your life."
After explaining everything in detail, Li Yu handed the phone to Lu Bu:
"Bring it to him, you will all stay in Chang'an City from now on. Now, transport whatever you need from the warehouse, don’t let our own people suffer.”
In addition to regular supplies, there are also toilet paper, sanitary napkins, clothes, shoes, underwear, etc. wholesaled by Li Yu in the warehouse. They are all bought by the truckload. They are relatively abundant and there is no need to be frugal.
Lu Bu packed up Sun Facai’s cell phone and took out his own cell phone:
“You’re not polite... I want you to appreciate my daughter’s paintings.”
Clicking on the photo album, Lu Bu, who was usually aloof, finally gained some steadiness like his old father. He pulled out a photo of a general on horseback that was obviously drawn with crayons, with a sentence written next to it:
"I My father is an upright man!”
Just this painting made Lu Bu burst into tears. He hadn't seen his family for several months, but to have such a surprise made him so happy that he was a little incoherent.
Zhang Fei, who always liked to quarrel with Lu Bu, saw this painting and offered his tablet without saying anything:
“Although you are quite useless, my eldest niece is pretty good. , just give this tablet to her.”
Lu Bu quickly refused:
“No, no, how can I ask for your things?”
Zhang Fei glared:
"Should I give it to you?"
"Then can you buy a new one? These have been used, how can my precious daughter use second-hand things? .”
Zhang Fei:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
A dog is still picky, right?
Although Mr. Zhang was angry, he still begged Li Yu to buy another one, and by the way, he bought all the popular equipment here such as balance bikes, electric tricycles, bicycles, game consoles, laptops, etc. for his eldest niece.
Li Yu promised:
“Those who know how to buy include Mr. Wenhe’s family, Dianwei’s family, etc., so that the next generation of our camp can be exposed to modern society as soon as possible. "
After showing the paintings, Li Yu asked about Sun Facai scolding Yang Xiu.
Lu Bu is quite knowledgeable:
"Yesterday, a group of officials gathered in Chang'an City. Brother Fa Cai was also invited to attend. During the meeting, Yang Biao's son Yang Xiu was talking eloquently. He commented on the court and analyzed the situation, but he still couldn't get to the point. Brother Fa Cai couldn't hold it back and got up quickly. After giving him a slap in the face, Yang Xiu hid his face and cried, and hurriedly fled the banquet. "
A little kid attended a dinner party with colleagues with his parents. He couldn't find any way to find more delicious food, but he went out of his way to show off. It's normal for me to be criticized.
This happens to be in line with Sun Facai's character. If we encounter this kind of situation in the future, those who want to impress others will consider whether they can scold Sun Facai more.
And once the reputation of being eloquent spreads, there might actually be a fight with Mi Heng.
After all, the Three Kingdoms trend relies on famous people to rise to the top. Sun Facai is famous in this area. Mi Heng, who is eager to be famous, will naturally seize this opportunity to perform.
As long as he doesn't take off his clothes while cursing like beating drums and scolding Cao, Sun Facai, a keyboard warrior who has experienced countless online scolding battles, is really not afraid.
In the original work of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Mi Heng, Yang Xiu, Kong Rong, and Zhuge Liang are all masters of swearing, especially Brother Liang, who scolded Wang Lang to death and was the number one person in the actual practice of swearing in the Three Kingdoms.
Now that there is another Sun Facai, I wonder if I can also scold one or two to death, and have a sun and moon shine with Kong Ming.
Liu Bei was very interested in Sun Facai:
“Such a geek, Cai Zhonglang must be very happy, right?”
"Ha, let me show you how happy Cai Yong is."
Lü Bu clicked on a randomly shot video. It seemed that he had just gone to the Cai Mansion to find Sun Facai, and he chatted with Cai Yong casually for a few words. Among them is Old Man Cai's evaluation of his son-in-law:
"My son-in-law is good at everything, except for his mouth... It would be great if he were mute!"
Cai Yong is a very conservative scholar. Although I know that my son-in-law's mouth will make my daughter happy, but in daily life, it is very annoying.
Especially in the officialdom, he is a good gentleman and never quarrels with others.
Sun Facai had only been in office for less than half a month, and he had already scolded four or five people. Three of them were scolded and cried, and the remaining two expressed their intention to resign.
Such a prickly son-in-law is really a headache.
However, this also shows that Sun Facai's ideas are incompatible with those of ancient people. The reason why he was able to gain a foothold in the Cai family is that the Cai family's father and daughter are smart enough and have a strong ability to accept new things.
But others don’t have such smart genes and brains, so conflicts are normal.
Guan Yu looked at the plan written by Liu Bei and said in a deep voice:
"Marquis Wen is about to kill Dong Zhuo, and we are also going to Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue. Now that it is almost the first lunar month, we will settle down in Qilin Village and then set off to Tokyo to visit the Tokyo Lantern Festival."
At this time. Kaifeng must be very lively. The three brothers went to Kaifeng to see if the Xixia stronghold was still there.
Normally, it is easy for this kind of spy organization to be passed down for hundreds of years as long as it is not exposed.
If we can take the opportunity to dig out a wave of spies, that would be great. Wu Song will also follow when the time comes. He has rich experience in interrogating confessions through torture.
In addition to digging Xixia strongholds, I also want to visit Wen Huanzhang. I wonder if I can invite him to come out.
Lu Bu touched Zhang Fei with his elbow:
"Di Ji likes to go to lantern festivals. Why don't you just start that day? If you succeed, you will have multiple wives. If you don't succeed, it will be just a rehearsal. Let's prepare for the next time." Make preparations.”
According to the birth date of Maode Diji Zhao Fujin, she married Cai Jing’s son at the age of sixteen. Now she is about to turn fifteen, and she still has the opportunity to try and make mistakes.
Seeing everyone's serious analysis, Zhang Fei blushed a little:
"Marriage is a matter of fate. If fate is not there, it is better not to force it. Don't look at me and say I don’t like business matters, the love between children and so on..."
Why don't you like your blush?
Li Yugang was about to make a joke, but suddenly thought that Zhao Dahu had worshiped the good-luck cat in Longqi Mountain. His luck had obviously changed, and he couldn't help but said:
"Before leaving, you go to Longqi Mountain. Please pay my respects.”
Even the Queen has seen the luck thing, which means it is really useful. The three brothers have already added a bunch of BUFFs, so why not pull the luck up again? The trip to Tokyo was really rewarding.
When Zhang Fei heard this, he immediately patted his thigh:
"Brother Tiger also said that worshiping cats on dragons and other mountains will bring good luck. Big brother and second brother, how about we go and give it a try? Anyway, we are about to set off, so why not ask for good luck."
Regarding this request, Liu Bei Naturally, he would not refuse:
"If third brother likes it, we brothers can go there... This trip has a long future, and it can also be said to say goodbye to the real world."
Li Yugang wanted to say yes. To help buy the tickets, Zhang Fei took out a stack of tickets for the Longqi Mountain Scenic Area from his arms:
"Brother Hu gave this to me. He said he bought too much that day and didn't use it up..."
Damn, this guy said last time that he was the ghost of Fengming Valley. Was he exposed?
Li Yu silently complained and was about to drive them there when Wu Song came back. The three brothers took the tickets and happily sat in Wu Song's car and went to Longqi Mountain to worship the good-luck cat. .
Lu Bu was thinking about talking to Guo Jiaxunyou and others about the plan to kill Dong, so he hurried back to the world of the Three Kingdoms without eating.
Li Yu took a notepad, wrote Dong Zhuo's name on it, and drew a circle:
"The action to kill Dong is about to begin!"
(End of this chapter)