Chapter 228 The Situ family is decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, just the right time for mourning! [Requesting monthly tickets]
Damn it, Wu Erlang won’t come to the Drunk Immortal Tower with blood, right?
Looking at Wu Song's murderous look, Li Yu always felt that the blood-spattered Yuanyang Tower in the original work would be presented in another way.
But this time it’s about killing spies, so you don’t need to bear any psychological pressure. The more you kill, the better.
It would be better if we could search for some letters and evidence of courtiers' collusion with Xixia. Keep them first and then publish them later when Liu Bei raises his troops. This will definitely weaken the influence of the Song Dynasty court.
When the time comes, a large number will be printed and distributed to all the state capitals to publicize the great achievements of the Song Dynasty courtiers and the royal family. By the way, they will also mention the bullying of orphans and widowed mothers. If necessary, Chai Jin can be arranged to appear and speak out.
"Sir, is brother Erlang in danger?"
Diao Chan asked nervously when he heard that Wu Song was going to kill someone there.
I don’t know either... Li Yu was afraid that the little girl would be worried, so he comforted her specially:
"It won’t be dangerous. Last time we went to Longqishan, Erlang also worshiped the good luck cat. , I also have the fairy stone given by the empress, which will definitely turn evil into good luck.”
If innocent people are killed indiscriminately, Li Yu will definitely stop it.
But if we want to clean up the walking 500,000, we must agree with both hands and feet.
After the Chanyuan Alliance, the Liao Dynasty collected annual coins in a regular manner and no longer sharpened its sword against the north. The two sides had frequent economic, trade and cultural exchanges without any friction or conflict.
On the contrary, Xixia, even after receiving the Song Dynasty coins, still continued to engage in small tricks, and harassing the people was commonplace.
The Northern Song Dynasty always promoted that the Western Army could fight. In fact, it had nothing to do with the Western Army. It was Xixia who kept harassing them, and the Western Army could only keep asking for credit in order to obtain rewards and military pay from the court.
If you ask for more credit, the court will believe it, the people will believe it, and they themselves will believe it.
However, when discussing with the Kingdom of Jin to destroy the Liao Dynasty, the Western Army rushed to the border of Song and Liao with high spirits. As a result, facing the disastrous Liao Army, they did not even capture a city, but suffered a series of defeats. defeat.
As long as the Western Army performs better, the Jin Kingdom will not have any thoughts of going south.
Diao Chan looked at the deserted warehouse, somewhat unaccustomed to it:
"It was so lively a few days ago, but it has lost its popularity in a blink of an eye. I wonder if anyone else will live here in the future. ”
Li Yu counted the newly delivered compressed biscuits and noodles, and said with a smile:
"There should be more people coming, after all, the administrators can't be idle."
For example, thinking about it all day long Lu Fengxian, who brought a woman to the B&B, Qin Shubao, who wanted to save his good brother, and Zi Shou and others who were deceived. If someone pulls out a living person, they can't stuff it back, right?
After counting, Diao Chan took the notepad in her hand, took Li Yu's arm and asked:
"I want to cut my bangs, what style do you like, sir?"
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Li Yu took one look at the girl's impeccable appearance:
"It's all right, you can control any hairstyle... If you want to try it, just go for it, don't think so much."
"Concubine. I want my husband to like me.”
Just as the two were about to leave, Mu Guiying came to the real world holding a stack of papers. When she saw Diao Chan holding Li Yu, she quickly covered her eyes:
“I didn’t see anything, you continue!”
She said she was covering her eyes, but in fact, the crazy girl opened her fingers immediately and stared directly at the two of them with her big black eyes, for fear of missing any details.
Diao Chan turned around and smiled:
"Sister Guiying is known to act strangely and appear suddenly to scare people. I wonder if your husband is timid?"
"Ha, are you kidding me? ...Sir, this is their experience on the research and development of gunpowder. Each of them has written a copy. Please ask Xiao Feifei to pass it on to Ling Zhen. "
This is valuable first-hand information... Li Yu quickly took it and looked through it first. Sure enough, there were some details that were not recorded in the book.
For example, it is best to use egg whites, or even duck egg whites, which are more viscous, for making gunpowder particles. The gunpowder particles are strong and not easy to regain moisture after drying.
After browsing through it briefly, Li Yu felt that it should be able to inspire Ling Zhen more.
Close the warehouse door and the three of them came to the study.
Diao Chan continued to study, and Mu Guiying deleted the movies and TV series she had watched, cached a new batch, and took a look at the recent hot topics on the Internet.
Li Yu put the gunpowder information into the cabinet and asked Yue Fei to take it to Ling Zhen.
Then, he turned on his computer and began to plan the arrangements for the worlds in each book.
The first is the world of gods. Now that the empress and Jie Jiao are making arrangements, Yuan Shi and Zhunti who are hiding in the dark will definitely take action. Even the gods in heaven are also thinking about this matter.
For the gods, becoming a god has long passed, but now the world is suddenly opened again, which means that they can go back to the past and change the future.
Three of the six great saints have already transformed into Taoism. Ancestor Hongjun, who was on the sidelines at that time, became a part of the Tao of Heaven early on. Haotian, who originally cried in front of Hongjun and complained that no one could help him, became a part of the Taoism. Rising powerfully, the power in his hands even exceeds that of a saint.
Every party is making plans, it just depends on who the final winner will be.
I hope Duobao, the senior brother of Jiejiao, can be more powerful. With the blessing of Buddha's golden body, he should be able to exert a strength close to that of a saint.
But Buddhism is also full of things. The Four Bodhisattvas and the followers of the Buddhist teachings such as Ran Deng will definitely be a disservice. They created Maitreya, the future Buddha, just to evade the Tathagata. Now that the opportunity comes, they will definitely not Will be missed.
The dispute between Hinayana and Mahayana in Buddhism is a major weakening of the Tathagata. From there being only one Buddha to everyone being a Buddha, there are also past Buddhas and future Buddhas, etc., which has caused the Tathagata's status to be greatly reduced. few.
From a business perspective, the chairman's equity has been severely diluted. Although the company's performance is booming, it is not a good thing for the chairman himself.
It is no wonder that Duobao actively flatters Empress Nuwa. Among the three existing saints, Zhunti hates Buddhism to death. Although Yuanshi is a member of Taoism, he is obviously more inclined to explain Buddhism.
Only Empress Nuwa can help Duobao and stabilize her position in Buddhism.
Li Yu can't get involved in matters at the level of gods for the time being. He just wants to help Zi Shou support the human race.
Before the turning point of becoming a god has come, Li Yu plans to get some seeds for Zi Shou, such as corn, rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, wheat and other mainstream crops, so that Shang Rong, Bigan and others can go to Huoyun Cave to worship. Look at the Three Holy Emperors.
In the original work, Xiqi often seeks benefits from the Fire Cloud Cave. Now let Zishou take action in advance, and by the way promote the theory of the people as the mainstay, build a wave of goodwill, and draw the Three Saints into his own camp.
In fact, with Nuwa here, the Three Saints of Fire Cloud Cave will definitely not help Xiqi again this time.
But we on the human race can't help but express it. It's not weird to give gifts to many people, and it's right to show respect to the ancestors of the human race. By the way, we should tell them that there will be more and abundant food in the future, and the people will not have to go hungry.
The most suitable candidate for this matter is actually Zi Shou, but he cannot leave Chaoge for too long, so let Shang Rong and Bigan do it for them. The two veterans should be happy to make this trip.
As soon as he finished writing the plan for Fengshen World and cached two TV series and a dozen movies, Mu Guiying slid his computer chair over and asked Li Yu a question:
"Sir, if I train the fourth prince of Xixia and send him back to participate in the fight for the heir, is there any hope of winning?"
Li Yu was stunned for a moment:
"Didn't you say you wanted to kill him two days ago? Why did you suddenly change your mind?"
Mu Guiying grabbed the pumpkin seeds on the table and said while eating them:
"I think fighting is too laborious for the people and money. If Xixia can bow its head and surrender in the future, it should be much easier...but I am afraid of the consequences of doing so, so I want to hear your opinion."
Li Yu saved the document and asked curiously:
“Didn’t you ask the empress for advice?”
"She said to play whatever you want, but if you fail, she will kill me, and I will go to heaven and become a god."
Well, this is really the old mother's style.
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"Fame, wealth and so on will definitely not be able to seduce a prince, let alone you knocked out his teeth and cut off one of his teeth. Ears...but you can seduce him from another angle."
After hearing this, Mu Guiying stopped eating pumpkin seeds and grabbed Li Yu's arm and asked eagerly:
"What angle?"
"As long as Xixia is defeated, you can bring him to the real world and install dentures and artificial ears to make him look exactly like a normal person."
< br>The temptation of the real world is huge, even a prince will be tempted.
After he is cured, Qin Qiong can take him away and give him a chance to follow Li Shimin, which will completely unlock the restrictions of the Sui and Tang world.
Mu Guiying was so excited that she slapped her thigh:
"This is a good idea. I'll talk to the fourth prince when I get back later and see if he wants to travel to the real world."
Well, traveling brings healing and a chance to see the vast world.
Ordinary people certainly cannot give such a big blessing, but for those who have contributed to the destruction of the country, it is understandable to reward them like this. After all, there will be a lot less killing and a huge amount of resources will be saved. Even from the perspective of merit, this fourth prince deserves a wave of rewards.
At noon, after showing off a bowl of glutinous rice noodles in the restaurant, Mu Guiying couldn't wait to return to Muke Village and start her plan to instigate the prince to rebel.
Li Yu originally planned to give some more instructions, but since the empress had let him play freely, he might as well let her make trouble.
Anyway, no matter what happens, the empress will take care of her, so there is no need to worry about problems.
With nothing to do, Li Yu put on his riding jacket and rode his motorcycle for a walk around the city, ordering frozen meat, salt, sugar, flour and other supplies.
These will be stored in warehouses and shipped to anyone who needs them.
In addition to conventional resources, Mu Guiying also used Yuejin trucks to transport five or six trucks of sweet potatoes and potatoes to the warehouse to support the Bingzhou Army, Qilin Village and Chaoge City.
Qin Qiong and Luo Shixin are about to arrive in Licheng, but they don't need these supplies.
In the evening, when Li Yu returned to the B&B, he saw Lu Bu and Zhao Dahu sitting arm-in-arm at the door of the B&B from a distance, looking like retired cadres leaning against the wall to bask in the sun.
Is the mourning farce over?
Li Yu came to the gate, parked the car, took off his helmet, and heard Zhao Dahu talking about Shan Xiongxin and Zhang Fei:
“Damn, they left just as soon as they said they were leaving, even if they were leaving. He didn’t reply, especially Zhang San, who was still waiting to eat his wedding candy.”
He has the skills to steal a wife, and he will be single in a matter of minutes... Li Yu said with a smile:
"Maybe he is looking for a target. I will definitely share the good news with you later."
Next time, ask Wu Song to bring Zhang Fei’s mobile phone and send a message to Zhao Dahu here, so that this guy will not keep thinking about it.
Zhao Dahu took out a pack of Liqun, opened it, took out a few sticks and started to scatter them.
Li Yu didn't answer. He originally thought Lu Bu would try it, but he didn't expect this guy to say a very modern sentence:
"I'm preparing for pregnancy, so I can't smoke."
When Zhao Dahu heard this, he didn't smoke in front of Lu Bu, but asked with interest:
"Don't you have a daughter? You want two A baby?"
Lu Bu nodded:
"Not only a second baby, but also a third baby in the future."
The world of the Three Kingdoms must have a lot of children, but the modern man Zhao Dahu couldn't help but give Lu Bu a thumbs up:
"Awesome, but you do have a lot of good genes for being tall and strong. A few kids, otherwise it would be too much of a waste."
After chatting for a while, Lu Bu followed Li Yu while he was delivering the motorcycle to the warehouse, took out an action camera from his arms and handed it over. :
"Yesterday, my brother made a big splash in the Situ Mansion, and this morning Cai Yong promoted it in the court. From now on, the reputation of a filial son will never be taken off."
I Day, everything seems to be going well.
Li Yu took the action camera and asked curiously:
"You went to mourn and still wore an action camera?"
What is the difference between this and the anchor who still wants to reward the deceased?
Lu Bu smiled:
"It wasn't me who took the photo, it was my brother Fortune. Yesterday he went to Wang Yun's house on behalf of the Cai Mansion. He first scolded Wang Yun's nephew in a strange way. He also mocked people like the housekeeper... Brother Wei was almost robbed of his limelight."
Sun Facai is a person who holds grudges very much. When the Situ Mansion robbed the Cai family's mansion, this matter might have gone away if others had left it alone, but he couldn't. He would never be able to swallow this breath without scolding him.
Of course, his current personality is full of verbal quarrels, and many courtiers have heard about it. If he comes to the Situ Mansion and behaves well, it will easily make people suspect that his motives are impure.
She started scolding him as soon as he came to the door, but it seemed that he had no intention and would not guard against him.
Li Yu put down his motorcycle and did not go to the study immediately to watch the video. Instead, he went to the restaurant to see Diao Chan’s new hairstyle.
The teenage girl, with her cute bangs, has completely transformed into a high school student who is full of youthfulness.
"Is it beautiful?"
The little girl was a little nervous, fearing that Mr. Stinky wouldn't like it.
Li Yu took a bite of the beef and green onion buns and couldn't help but take a second look:
"Beautiful, it suits you very well."
Wow, Mr. Stinky If you praise me so much, I will be proud!
Diao Chan took a bite of the bun happily, feeling it tasted even more delicious than usual.
After dinner, Li Yu led Lu Bu to the study, turned on the computer, and talked about the latest trends in the Water Margin in Yue World:
"Erlang will take over Xixia's stronghold in Tokyo in the near future. Get rid of it, hoping to find more evidence of collusion between the Song Dynasty courtiers and Xixia."
Lu Bu took a bite of the cashews on the table:
"It's a pity that I can't participate in this kind of thing. Otherwise, we must kill all those demons and monsters together with Erlang... Do you have any clues about San'er's robbery of his wife? Next time, I will ask Erlang to send a message to me. When Di Ji gets it, he will give him a car of armor as a wedding gift, otherwise... Make up jokes to mock him!”
Damn it, what good family would use armor as a wedding gift?
Li Yu was so angry at what this guy said. When he opened the video, the first thing he saw was Sun Facai’s face that needed a beating:
“Hello, brother Yu, damn it. , it feels like traveling to UP to host a show. Today I accompanied brother Fengxian to the Situ Mansion for a visit. Zhong Yao, a boring slut, was afraid that he would not have enough momentum, so he used his status as the Huangmen’s Minister to invite many young officials. Let’s join together. Go to Wang Situ’s house to witness the miracle.”
After a while, this guy’s hair has grown a little longer, and he can even wear it in a short ponytail.
He should be on the carriage right now, chattering about his joy at meeting Lu Bu again:
"When Lu Fengxian came, we had a backer; when the Bingzhou Army came, we had Qingtian... Now Yanmei understands popular memes better than I do. Even MacArthur knows it. She feels like a time traveler than me."
Look back, you two, don’t write this kind of joke into the memorial, and use MacArthur’s quotations as the title of a large-scale documentary.
Soon, the carriage stopped. Sun Facai got out of the car, grabbing the action camera, and came to the gate of Situ Mansion with Lu Bu who came on horseback.
In order to confirm Lu Bu's marriage, Wang Yun asked his servants to decorate his home in advance. There were also red silk lanterns and other decorations hung at the door, making him look like he was planning a happy event. .
Obviously, as soon as Lu Bu entered Situ's mansion, he was going to arrange the wedding overnight to avoid any complications.
Anyway, as long as Lu Bu marries the maid at home, Wang Yun's title of father-in-law will not be lost, and he can still become a bargaining chip for blackmail in the future.
But despite all his calculations, he never calculated that Lu Bu was here to mourn today.
Sun Facai held up his action camera and took a picture of the extraordinarily festive door, and said coquettishly:
“Such lights and colorful decorations are just right for mourning... Are you ready for the tear gas? ”
Lu Bu took out a small eyedrop bottle from his arms:
"We are ready. Wei Xu squeezed some onion juice for me. It is said that when squeezing the juice, he cried so hard that several people thought his wife was dead."
After all, it was the Bingzhou Army who made great contributions. What about General Roast Chicken? Can't you be a little more respectful?
After saying that, Lu Bu squeezed the onion juice covertly onto the back of his hands and sleeves. When he cries later, he just rubs his eyes. The tears will be like wild horses that run wild, and there is no way to stop them.
The two entered the door and were met by a teenage boy. When he saw Sun Facai, he quickly took two steps back, covered his face and walked away.
"Ha, this is Yang Xiu who I scolded for crying. I didn't expect him to be there too. I wonder if I can let him accompany me later... They nobles like to sensationalize, and then... An elder came out and commented on how to recognize talent, but unfortunately I was here to expose them in seconds.”
The system of promoting filial piety and honesty made everyone a good actor, and it also became a tool of the gentry monopoly class.
As a successor of communism who grew up under the red flag, Sun Facai naturally did not urinate in their pot.
Soon, the Wang family came out to greet him.
Lü Bu was Jinwu and Dutinghou, so it stands to reason that Wang Yun had to welcome him out in person. However, this old man wanted to be his father-in-law, so he asked his nephew Wang Chen to come out to greet him.
This actually gave Sun Facai a chance to shine.
"This is Cai Zhonglang's son-in-law riding a dragon, no disrespect!"
"No disrespect, when the servants of your house robbed this yard some time ago, they screamed with vigor, which reminded me unconsciously. The big wolf dog raised at home, with its grinning look, was exactly the same...but then none of those dogs were spared, and they were all killed. Do you know why?"
Wang Chen looked unhappy, but Still patiently asked:
“Why?”
Sun Facai laughed:
"The owner wants to kill the dog, how can there be so many reasons? Since you choose to be a dog, you must have the consciousness to be killed... Go ahead and let me see what you have done to this yard that belongs to our family. Look!"
Seeing this, Li Yu couldn't help but tell Lu Bu:
"You have to watch him, don't let him be killed... I want to beat him for his bad mouth. He did it!”
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