Chapter 235 Zhang Fei: The love book is really useful! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
This is really a destiny to meet thousands of miles away!
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Wu Song, Yan Qing and four others went all over Tokyo to find Zhao Fujin, but the person involved took the initiative to come to Zhang Fei.
It is indeed a lucky cat, and it is really awesome when the luck is increased.
Wu Song said with a smile:
"When Zhao Fujin went into the restaurant to take refuge, a group of scoundrels who were fishing in troubled waters outside saw her gorgeous clothes and noble temperament. They also followed her in, drove away the customers in the restaurant, and surrounded Zhao Fujin to take advantage of her and ask for some money. Yide was drinking and playing upstairs. After hearing the commotion, I came downstairs and threw them all into the street. "
Good guy, in addition to the peach blossoms falling from the sky, there is also a bridge where the hero saves the beauty. part!
Gouzi, Gouzi, look at the outstanding business ability of Lucky Cat, you should also learn from it.
After Zhang Fei carried the rogues one by one and threw them into the street, the cached Journey to the West cartoon was still playing on the mobile phone he was holding.
After he finished his good deeds, before he could find out Zhao Fujin’s identity, this delicate princess became interested in the mobile phone:
"Thank you brave man for the rescue. What is this?"
Zhao Fujin has seen countless rare and rare treasures, but he has never seen this kind of "tile" that can play animations.
Mr. Zhang was not a stingy person, so he generously handed the phone to her:
“This is a mobile phone, a gift from an immortal... Why are you here, woman? Are you separated from your family here?”
Seeing that this beautiful woman was extremely interested in the mobile phone, Fei Ge stood up like a javelin and dragged the progress bar to let the cartoon play from the beginning. .
Zhao Fujin thanked him, held his phone and looked at it carefully.
The old eunuch next to her muttered a few words in a low voice, but she seemed not to hear and still went her own way.
Zhang Fei saw that the woman was quite beautiful, so he waved to the waiter hiding behind the counter:
"Heat me some water, hurry up!"
The waiter took the order and went to the kitchen. Not long after, he brought a pot of boiling water.
Zhang Fei took a clean cup, rinsed it with boiling water first, then took out a small bag of milk tea granules from the cloth bag he carried, poured it into the cup, poured boiling water in, and stirred it with chopsticks. Then it floated out.
"Girl, we are destined to meet each other. Try the milk tea. You must have never had it."
As soon as Zhang Fei put the milk tea on the table, the eunuch next to him snorted:
< br>"Do you know who she is and just go up to the pole to flatter her? Telling her will scare you to death..."
Zhao Fujin said coldly:
"Shut up!"
"This slave deserves to die, but...you have made an engagement with the Cai Mansion. It may be disrespectful to spread the word."
"No need to say more...there is a commotion outside, Find a group of people to guard the door."
"I obey!"
The eunuch glanced at Zhang Fei and hurriedly left the restaurant.
Zhao Fujin took a sip of the milk tea and couldn't help but his eyes lit up:
"This thing is sweet and really delicious. Thank you brave man. May I ask your surname?"
"My surname is Zhang."< br>
"Hello, Brother Zhang, the little girl is polite!"
It was getting more and more noisy outside, and there seemed to be a stampede, and all kinds of cries and calls for help could be heard.
But with Zhang Fei here, Zhao Fujin was not as nervous as before. She drank the magical milk tea and watched cartoons on her mobile phone for a while, expressing that she wanted to learn how to operate the mobile phone.
Zhang Fei had nothing to do, so he simply sat down and carefully explained how to use his mobile phone, and even clicked on some apps for her to see.
Unfortunately, there was no Internet in that world, so I could only play some stand-alone games and read some cached videos and e-books.
The commotion outside was still going on, and everyone couldn't leave for a while. Zhang Fei took out some chili powder from his bag, went to the kitchen, and asked the chef to make a bowl of noodles.
This guy recalled the method taught by Lu Bu, sprinkled chili powder, poured hot oil, and prepared a bowl of oil-splashed noodles in the Water Margin.
After a while, Mr. Zhang placed the spicy noodles in front of Zhao Fujin. The well-dressed princess immediately felt a little hungry.
She has tasted many delicacies, including spicy dogwood, green onions and ginger, but she never thought that the bright red chili oil would be so tempting.
"Thank you, Brother Zhang!"
In the past, every Lantern Festival, Zhao Fujin would go out to play in the streets with his father, but she was tired of hearing the flattery all around. .
This year’s Lantern Festival, I finally managed to escape and sneak away privately. Unexpectedly, I met the interesting Brother Zhang just after crossing two streets.
The mobile phone is fun, the milk tea is also very delicious, and there is also a bowl of red soup cakes to eat.
Soup cakes are very common, but those fragrant powders are relatively rare. At least in her memory, there are no such things in the palace.
Brother Zhang was able to come up with three things that he had never seen before in the palace in one go. How amazing!
She took a bite of the fried noodles. It was spicy, appetizing, and fragrant. It was much more delicious than dogwood and the like.
It is a pity that the royal chef in the palace can only make the food beautiful, but not this spicy and novel feeling.
Zhao Fujin was eating and looking at his mobile phone at the same time. He looked like a middle school student showing off his rice at a roadside stall.
Zhang Fei sat opposite her, took out his tablet computer from his cloth bag, opened the e-book and started reading.
I didn’t expect that in order to hide from my eldest brother and my second brother, I actually met an interesting little woman.
Mr. Zhang carefully read the love book "Reply with High EQ, Warm Her All Day". It is said that as long as he learns it, any woman can win it.
Well, although he is famous for snatching wives in the world of the Three Kingdoms, this time, we, Lao Zhang, are a little more refined, so as to avoid the joke of the stupid Bingzhou guy.
Thinking of Lu Bu, Zhang Fei sighed, not knowing when he would have the opportunity to quarrel with that bastard face to face.
When I first came to Water Margin and talked about the world of Yue, I was very ambitious, but looking back, I still miss the real world. I will ask Wu Erlang next time when my husband and the master's wife will get married. I will also send it to Lao Zhang. What a gift!
Although sir, it may not be rare, but you still have to express your feelings.
It’s a pity that I can’t have the wedding banquet in person.
Just as he was thinking about it, Zhang Fei heard a sound of sobbing and looked up to find that the woman in front of him was crying while eating noodles. The look of pear blossoms with rain made San'er's heart tremble.
He quickly put down the tablet and hurriedly took out a pack of Minion tissues and handed it over:
"What's wrong? Is it too spicy? Sorry, I haven't learned how to make noodles with oil. I can't master it. The amount of pepper... I should have learned more, but the stupid guy couldn't explain it clearly."
Zhao Fujin took the tissue and didn't know how to open the package. Zhang Fei opened it like a gentleman, took out one and handed it over. Past:
"If it's spicy, don't eat it. The kitchen is not busy anyway, so I'll ask them to make another bowl that's not spicy."
Zhao Fujin wiped his tears and shook his head gently:< br>
"I didn't cry because I was tortured, but I saw this..."
She handed over the phone, and Zhang Fei found that the woman clicked on the traditional Chinese e-book on the bookshelf, and it was none other than Maode Diji Zhao Fujin's life record.
Li Yu specially downloaded this for Zhang Fei so that he could know himself and his enemy and easily grab Zhao Fujin.
“You also think this woman’s experience is miserable, right?”
Zhang Yide, who was belatedly aware of the situation, still didn’t know that the beautiful woman eating oily noodles in front of him was the one who was going to be robbed tonight. The owner, he handed another tissue and said sympathetically:
"I'm not from Tokyo, or even from this world. I came here just to save this poor woman and give her a different life. But when the situation comes to a close, I feel that I have no right to interfere in other people's lives."
When this old man was working hard, he often heard Zhao Dahu talk about some great truths.
The reason why he backed down today is that as long as he stops the Jin Kingdom from going south, the Emperor Ji will not be robbed, and the subsequent series of tragedies will naturally not happen, so there is no need to plunder for personal gain. Someone else.
There are thousands of beauties in the world, you can’t take them all home, right?
Even the owner of the B&B, Mr. Li, who doesn't pay attention to the gods and Buddhas in the sky, only has two wives, the master and the second wife. He has never had the idea of acquisition of all the beauties.
There is so much difference between us and others, so we cannot be greedy.
"Brother Zhang, is everything written here true?"
Zhao Fujin read it again, tears falling again. The maid next to him was anxious, but she didn't dare Excuse me, I can only hope that the old eunuch will quickly find the palace guards.
Zhang Fei took out a White Rabbit toffee from his bag and handed it over, and said patiently: "This is how history develops, otherwise there would be no such records... But now this matter will not It will happen again, because I am here, and with me, Zhang Yide, Jin Guoer will never go south!”
Zhang Yide?
Zhao Fujin asked tentatively:
"Huan Hou Zhang Fei?"
"That's right! My eldest and second brother and I went to another world by chance. , came here with the help of the gods... You may not understand, but the gods saw how miserable the Jin soldiers were going south, so they asked the three of us brothers to come and save the people."
Zhao Fujin blinked. I always feel like I'm dreaming.
I actually met Zhang Fei, the Marquis of Huan during the Three Kingdoms period, in Tokyo City during the Song Dynasty!
Zhang Fei, who can scare people to death with his words, not only made me a bowl of noodles, but also played with my mobile phone. It was amazing!
She carefully peeled the candy into her mouth, feeling the sweet taste of milk, and asked with complicated emotions:
"If Zhao Fujin can be found, how will Huan Hou prepare to change her life? ?”
Zhang Fei scratched his head and said embarrassedly:
"Before I came here, I wanted to kidnap her and make her my daughter-in-law, but then I thought about it. She is well-dressed and well-fed, and she is an empress. She must look down on me, Lao Zhang, so I decided not to... There is a book that says, Don’t bother me, it’s my gentleness... I hope she will be okay.”
After reading a series of love books, I discovered that it turns out that it is so important to be in love. I didn’t understand this in the past, but from now on, we will. Lao Zhang wants to be a warm man!
He originally wanted to change the subject, but the woman opposite asked very persistently:
"If Zhao Fujin really marries you, what will you do to her?"
"It will definitely make her life different every day. By the way, I would like to ask my husband to give her some modern items so that she can experience the technological and cultural life of later generations. With this kind of mobile phone, everyone can use it as she wants."
Zhang Fei described the real world to Zhao Fujin and showed her photos of cars, buildings, shopping malls, cinemas, etc. taken on his mobile phone.
During his time at the B&B, he took a lot of video photos and posted them one by one. It was both an introduction and a reminder of the real world.
Zhao Fujin's eyes were full of yearning:
"If the Emperor Ji follows you, will she not be able to see her father and mother again?"
Zhang Fei is not angry. said:
"See you! Before Jin Bing came, my precious daughter was longer than my precious daughter, and they were all bragging about it. But when Jin Bing came, he did not hesitate to send his daughter as a gift to the Jin Bing camp. He was worried that his daughter would not agree, and even went with his accomplices Getting her drunk with her son... Is this what parents do?"
It's okay not to mention this. Zhang Fei became angry when he mentioned what happened to Emperor Maode.
Seeing the shock on the face of the woman in front of him, Zhang Fei realized that his words might have gone too far, and laughed dryly and said:
“Actually, there is no problem in exchanging letters, and some gadgets are also fine. I asked someone to bring it over, but Di Ji herself should not go back to her parents’ home. I’m worried that the two men will do something outrageous again.”
After saying that, he noticed that the maid next to him was shaking all over. , asked with some curiosity:
"I haven't asked your name yet, what's your name?"
"Zhao Fujin!"
Zhang Fei: "!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Where are the sacks I prepared?
Fuck, I forgot to bring my walkie-talkie. I can’t inform my eldest and second brothers. What will I do if I get chased while carrying Di Ji...
His thoughts were spinning, and finally he smiled casually:
“You go away... I originally wanted to give you my mobile phone as a souvenir, but you don’t have a charger and I can’t use it if I give it to you. Forget it. Treat it as a dream."
Zhang Fei put the tablet computer into his bag and said so many words like he was pouring beans into the bamboo tube. He didn't expect that the real person was sitting opposite. No wonder he saw his life. Crying.
I didn’t realize this. I’m really not the type to fall in love.
Alas! From now on, let's find a woman who likes her and kidnap her to be his wife. Love and love are not suitable for me, Lao Zhang. Simple and crude robbery is more suitable.
Master Zhang wanted to give up, but Zhao Fujin took the initiative:
“I have been engaged to Cai Tiáo, the son of Prime Minister Cai, and will marry the Cai Mansion next year... After tonight, until He won’t be able to leave the palace until the Lantern Festival next year. Does Marquis Huan really intend to let the little girl go?” Are you expecting me to rob you?”
“I am very interested in the life you mentioned.”
I have long been tired of palace life, and now that I see my own life, the only concern I have left in my heart is gone. Now that I have a man who treats me well and has many new and interesting things, I feel that my future life will be very interesting.
And with Marquis Huan here, you don’t have to worry about being bullied. Thinking about it, you feel particularly safe!
Zhang Fei had never experienced this and was a little flustered:
“You only have one chance to choose. If you come with me, there is no guarantee of good food and clothing, but it will definitely be something you have never seen before. You will have food, clothing and supplies, and there will be prosperity and wealth waiting to be enjoyed in the future. I will not beat you or scold you, nor will I take concubines. I will only treat you twice as well... That’s all I, Lao Zhang, can promise.”
After Zhao Fujin heard this, he stood up and bowed to Zhang Fei Yingying:
"I am Zhao Fujin, meet my husband!"
Zhang Fei: "!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Big brother and second brother, where are you? The script has changed, I...I don't know how to take it!
Damn it, we have rehearsed so many scenes of stealing the emperor’s concubine recently, why didn’t we count this one?
The same goes for Wen Huanzhang, isn’t he said to be a talented person in the world? I think the military advisor is far away!
The little palace lady almost fainted and fell to the ground when she heard Zhao Fujin's words of "husband".
It's over, it's over, I'm going to die, and my whole family will be raped and executed... The imperial concubine who is the favorite of the official family is going to elope with someone!
"Caihua, you have two choices now, follow me, or return to the palace to return to your life."
Time was urgent, Zhao Fujin looked at the little palace maid and asked her to make a choice.
If you follow Di Ji, you will survive, but the family may suffer. If you return to the palace and return to life, the little palace lady will definitely be killed with a stick, and the family should not suffer too serious punishment.
The little palace maid thought for a moment and finally agreed to go with Zhao Fujin.
The clothes on the two of them were too luxurious and gorgeous. Zhang Fei felt that he might be recognized by others when he went out, so he simply searched for two sets of men's clothes upstairs and asked them to take off various accessories on their heads. He took out a fake beard for disguise from the cloth bag.
"Wear this suit outside and glue on your beard."
He dressed up the two of them, gave the waiter a piece of silver to cover up, and then left through the back door of the restaurant.
When they came to an alley, Zhang Fei felt that Zhao Fujin and Caihua were walking too slowly, so he simply held one in each hand and ran to Bao's inn.
Along the way, he met the patrolling Ouchi guards, the royal guard of honor, and the Song imperial guards and government officials who maintained order everywhere.
But the magic is that every time I pass by these people, there will be fireworks exploding or lanterns lit. Anyway, the attraction of official officials will be transferred.
"The good-luck cat in Longqishan is really lucky. Fortunately, Lao Zhang and I kowtowed a few more times that day!"
Zhang Fei felt that this information could be passed on to Mr. Zhang, so that no one can do it in the future. When traveling through time, you can go to Longqi Mountain to pay your respects in advance to increase your good luck!
While he was running wildly on the street with Zhao Fujin and Caihua in his arms, the four of them, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Wu Song, Yan Qing, were sitting in the lobby of the inn, drinking with sad faces.
At the critical moment, Zhang Fei suddenly disappeared without even taking his walkie-talkie, causing the plan to rob Emperor Ji to go completely bankrupt.
None of the four of them expected that Mr. Zhang, who used to be fearless in the past, would actually become coquettish after staying in modern society for a period of time.
Since you are not going to snatch Di Ji, then prepare to go back.
Yan Qing got up and went to the front desk to settle the bill with the shopkeeper, planning to leave early tomorrow morning.
There are a lot of things going on in Qilin Village, so we can’t stay here forever.
When the shopkeeper lowered his head to settle the accounts, there was a sound of footsteps outside. Zhang Fei ran in with the two girls in his arms. He rushed upstairs without saying anything, for fear that the people in the inn would see the faces of Zhao Fujin and Caihua.
Liu Bei's hand shook and the wine spilled all over the floor:
"The third brother actually did it himself and snatched two of them at once?"
Guan Yu and Wu Song hurriedly When he went upstairs to ask about the situation, Liu Bei put down his wine glass and carefully walked out of the inn to see if anyone was following him.
Damn, it’s really thrilling... After listening to the whole process, Li Yu ate an orange to suppress his shock:
"Is Zhao Fujin still in the inn now?"
Wu Song nodded:
"Yes, he is changing clothes, pasting on his beard, and dressing up... The emperor asked again as an elder. , after confirming that Zhao Fujin planned to follow Yide, he asked his younger brother to come and drive. He first took my car and rushed out of Tokyo City Gate, and then went straight to Qilin Village overnight. "
After saying that, Wu Song took it out of his arms again! He handed the book "Reply with High Emotional Quotient, Warm Her All Day" to Li Yu:
"Yide said that this book is a magical tool for getting out of singles, and told her husband to read it. He also said that Zhao Dahu is an expert in relationships. If Brother Li is confused, you can consult him.”
(End of this chapter)