Chapter 238 Zhang Ergou in Muke Village! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“Sir, I brought Ergou!”
Mu Guiying walked into the study, followed by a tall and thin young man wearing a brand new suit. He was wearing a camouflage uniform and protective shoes on his feet. He looked about seventeen or eighteen years old.
Is this the person in Muke Village who is good at making gunpowder?
While thinking, Ergou suddenly knelt down with a plop:
"Zhang Ergou, a senior researcher at the Mukezhai Gunpowder Research Institute, kowtowed to the old god!"
After saying that, he kowtowed several times.
Li Yu: "..."
Putting the kowtow aside for now, Ergou, can you tell me why I look old?
The title of Senior Researcher of the Gunpowder Research Institute is quite good. It seems that Mu Guiying has learned to use collective honors and titles to attract talents.
Li Yu pulled Ergou up:
“There is no kneeling ceremony here, and you don’t need to kneel down to anyone...Have Master Mu told you clearly about going to another world?”< br>
Er Gou’s face showed the excitement and excitement of meeting the gods, and he told the truth when he opened his mouth:
“Let’s make it clear, promote Muke Village more and abduct the technical staff!”
Diao Chan covered her mouth and laughed, while Mu Guiying had a black line in her head and actually revealed the top secret. Why do I have such stupid subordinates?
Li Yu poured a cup of tea and handed it to Ergou:
"I went over there and helped others make gunpowder. Think more about it while doing it. The more research results you have, the more benefit you will have." People all over the world.”
Of course, this benefit has a double meaning.
For the Han people, it is indeed a blessing, but for the foreign people, it is to promote kingship and spread peace and civilization.
At that time, we will also find some brothel girls to stand in front of the ruins of the foreign race and say hypocritically:
"Although they have lost everything, they have gained their freedom!"
Hearing this, Ergou held the tea cup in both hands and was about to kneel down again. Li Yu quickly pulled him up:
"Don't kneel down all the time, relax, don't be nervous."
Mu Guiying tore open a pack of wafer biscuits and tasted it. She thought it tasted good, and then gave it to Ergou:
"Eat whatever you want, put some in your pocket, these are snacks that are not available in Muke Village... Don't hold back, sit down when you have to. The more casual you can be with Sir, the better, don't be restrained."
"Thank you, village master!"
Ergou took it, but did not eat it. Instead, he sat on the chair solemnly, with a respectful look on his face, as if he was embarrassed to meet a big shot.
Li Yu looked at Diao Chan and Mu Guiying and asked:
“Let’s take Ergou around the city. Do you have any good suggestions?”
As soon as they heard about going out to play, the two girls became interested.
"Go to Wanda for a walk and watch a movie... There is a period movie being played, which is quite suitable for Brother Ergou to watch. We will have a meal outside at noon, go to the amusement park in the afternoon, and finally go to Longqi Mountain to worship the good-luck cat. ”
Diao Chan quickly made a travel plan, and Mu Guiying added a snack street to the list.
Shopping and eating, just shopping without eating doesn’t mean you didn’t go.
And with the new snacks, you can also take photos and show them to Master, the best of both worlds!
Li Yu didn't have any objections. He looked at Ergou's camouflage uniform. This might be the best clothing in Muke Village, but it was somewhat inappropriate for shopping.
He went to the room to get his own casual clothes and a pair of casual shoes, and asked Ergou to go to the next room to put them on:
"Let your hair be loose, tie it into a ponytail later, and put on a baseball cap, it will be nice." A proper rock and roll youth.”
“Thank you, old god, for the gift!”
Ergou’s words made Li Yu’s lips twitch. You can call him a god, but why do you have to use the word “old”? Woolen cloth?
It's a pity that Professor Zhou can't participate in this kind of occasion, otherwise she would be happy from the bottom of her heart if the newcomer calls out to her as "Old Professor", right?
While Ergou was changing clothes, Li Yu looked at Mu Guiying and asked:
"How is the fourth prince of Xixia doing? Do you plan to cooperate with Mukezhai?"
"Yeah, yeah , has thought about it, and was still hesitating a few days ago, but since the last time I drove the excavator back, he has no second thoughts and said that he will let the gods drive him. "
The day the excavator arrived. , Mu Guiying came directly from the fourth prince's room to the real world, and performed a wave of disappearance for the fourth prince.
As a result, I forgot about this when I drove the excavator back. The brand-new excavator appeared directly in the fourth prince's room, almost running him over to death.
The scene of such a large machine appearing out of thin air directly made the fourth prince return to his heart. He said that he would participate in the seizure of the rightful son and become the emperor of Xixia, and then the whole country would surrender to Muke Village.
Well, it was not surrender to the Song Dynasty, but surrender to Muke Village.
These are two concepts and cannot be confused.
"The Xixia guards who were put back did not come back to deliver the ransom. It seems that they are determined to cut off the fourth prince. I plan to let the fourth prince study at the Muke Village Research Institute for a while and then go back. . ”
Mu Guiying has shown a lot of magical tricks recently, and the fourth prince has become a die-hard fan of Muke Village.
For example, this girl deliberately picked a Xixia prisoner who had killed many Han people, and took out a piece of paper that said "Old Mother Lishan is ugly" and asked him to read it.
The prisoner started reading without saying anything, but before he could say the word "strange", a thunderbolt fell from the sky and instantly chopped him into ashes.
The fourth prince was so frightened that he knelt down and kowtowed on the spot. Even the people in Muke Village were surprised and kowtowed repeatedly to forgive their sins.
As for Mu Guiying herself, she naturally knelt down at the speed of light, said a lot of words to make the empress happy, and promised to bring more food and drinks to show her respect, so she was exempted from the punishment of a ten-day tour of the Caterpillar World.
You are really a leaky cotton-padded jacket for the empress... Li Yu felt that his imagination was big enough, but he didn't expect that Village Master Mu was even better and could actually come up with such a way to make the gods appear.
After talking about this, Diao Chan told about Zhao Fujin's trip to Qilin Village. Mu Guiying listened with admiration:
"I didn't expect Mr. Zhang to be so powerful that Di Ji was willing to elope with him. He What book are you reading? Let me read it too!”
I always thought that Yan Ruyu in the book was nonsense, but I didn’t expect Mr. Zhang to actually realize it.
In this case, let’s give it a try, if we can abduct Mr. back... Forget it, he will affect my imperial hegemony, and Fairy Xiaochan and Sister Zhou will also be unhappy.
Li Yu handed the book "High EQ Reply, Warm Her All Day" on the bookshelf to Mu Guiying:
"This is this book. Yide said it is a love book and a magical tool for getting out of singles. You can read it."
"This makes my heart move. I have to take it back and study it carefully."
< br>Just as he was talking, Ergou changed his clothes and came back.
Don’t mention it, wearing modern clothes and tying your hair into a ponytail looks really energetic.
Li Yu handed over his baseball cap:
"Put on your hats. If there's no problem, let's go!"
The group drove to the city, ate delicious food, went shopping, watched movies, played on amusement rides, and rode the Ferris wheel. In the afternoon, they I went to Longqi Mountain and worshiped the jade cat statue seriously.
When I went there, I happened to meet the owner Lin Hongqi. Not only did he get free admission, he also experienced the newly put into use cable car. Going up the mountain to worship cats will become more convenient in the future.
After paying homage to the cat, Lin Hongqi invited everyone to have a meal at the farmhouse restaurant down the mountain.
It is said that this restaurant was opened by the uncle of Mr. Lin in Beijing. It tasted very good and also had roasted whole lamb. Mu Guiying’s mouth was full of oil after eating, and she kept urging Li Yu to follow suit. She can eat it often.
Li Yu thought he could come over and observe when he was not busy in the future, learn how to roast a whole lamb, and let his old mother have a try.
When we returned to the B&B, it was already dark.
Wu Song came over with a smile:
"Brother Ergou, you are going to see Liu Guanzhang later, are you nervous?"
Today Wu Song is at the Hanfu Factory I had a busy day with the village. I had been fishing for the past few days and had to work hard for a while.
Ergou quickly clasped his fists and saluted:
"I saw Wu Dutou, and the village leader said that you killed a tiger with three punches and two kicks. It was so powerful!"
Said this all at once It reached Wu Erlang’s heart:
“It’s just a trivial matter, it’s not worth mentioning!”
Before coming, Mu Guiying showed Ergou a photo of Wu Song and told him about the meeting and greeting. Some notes.
For example, you can't mention big brother, brotherhood, etc. The emphasis is on killing the tiger. This is Wu Song's highlight moment and can be praised repeatedly.
Wu Song's affection for Ergou really increased after being praised like this. He smiled and asked:
"Did your parents give you your name?"
Poor families value cheap names so they can make a living, so many people have random names.
Mu Guiying said:
"Er Gou is a little beggar who came to Muke Village ten years ago. He has no father or mother. The name Er Gou was given by everyone. As for the surname Zhang, he took the surname of God... By the way, sir, we are about to leave. You Give Ergou a name.”
Following God’s surname?
How about... Zhang Bairen?
Forget it, Haotian might flip the table if he does this, so don’t provoke him.
Li Yu thinks it is better to listen to the opinions of the parties involved first:
"The name represents a person's pursuit and expectation, Ergou, do you have any wishes?"
"The villain hopes that the food in Muke Village will be harvested every year, especially sweet potatoes, potatoes and corn. , It’s not easy to have all-you-can-eat food for the first time in my life.”
What a simple wish.
Li Yu thought for a while and gave Ergou a name:
"How about we call him Zhang Sanfeng. There will be a bumper harvest of three kinds of grains. What do you think?" Ergou knelt down again. Come down and kowtow:
"Thank you to the old god for giving me the name!"
Well, I can't get rid of this old name... Li Yu pulled him up and said:
"We're here. Live a good life over there. Here is a big gift package, including mobile phones, tablets, solar chargers, etc. These are some basic supplies. I will make up for you in the future if you are missing something.”
Now that we have come to the real world, A set of novice gift packages is indispensable.
Ergou was so happy that he almost kowtowed again, but was stopped by Li Yu.
After a few more pleasantries, Ergou took the gifts and some daily necessities from everyone, and was dragged by Wu Song to leave the real world and go to Qilin Village in the Water Margin and Yue World.
A few minutes later, Wu Song came back:
“We have arrived successfully, everyone is surrounding Ergou... Oh no, they are surrounding Sanfeng asking questions... Zhang Sanfeng, this Why does the name sound familiar?”
Diao Chan covered her mouth and said with a smile:
"He is a character in a martial arts novel. He is quite majestic."
Li Yu smiled:
"The atmosphere has been enhanced here. It would be inappropriate not to take it."
After speaking, he looked at Mu Guiying and asked:
“How did you bring Ergou out?”
"Just let him have an empty mind without thinking about anything, and then drag him here. It's very simple."
People who came to modern society in the past were plot characters, but this is the first time they have come and they have not appeared in the book. I didn’t expect that the character with the same name could be dragged over so easily.
Going back allows each world to cultivate a group of talents whose names were not mentioned in the original work, specifically for communicating with each other.
Mu Guiying was thinking about reading, so she went back with the book "Reply with High EQ, Warm Her All Day", intending to study it carefully and learn the art of speaking.
After Diao Chan went upstairs to study, Li Yu originally wanted to visit the empress, but found that the empress had tasted all the snacks at hand, and there was nothing unusual about them, so he drove the car and planned to go to the small supermarket in Cuntou to buy some.
Arriving at Shitouzhai New Village at the foot of the mountain, Wang Shaojun, who had got off work, was smoking a cigarette, holding a coin, and scratching the lottery ticket reverently.
"Hey, do you still have such a leisurely and elegant taste?"
Li Yu didn't expect that this guy contracted a stall in a scenic spot, and he didn't forget to dream of getting rich.
Wang Shaojun said with a smile:
"Shaojie scratched more than 500 here two days ago. I also tried it. Unexpectedly, I scratched a bunch of empty prizes... Boss Li's career is so Xinglong, why don’t you shave a few and try?”
Li Yu wanted to refuse, but supermarket owner Sun Liansheng quickly handed over a stack of scratch-off tickets and thoughtfully prepared coins for scratching off the prizes.
In this case, let’s take a small gamble to enjoy ourselves.
Li Yu took it and scratched it a few times to pull out the pattern. After comparing it with the winning result, he actually won five hundred yuan.
“My God, I’m so lucky!”
Wang Shaojun was so excited that he almost dropped the cigarette butt from his hand. He scraped off more than a hundred yuan, but only got a comforting effect. of five dollars.
But Li Yu’s first one was 500 yuan, so the gap was too big!
Sun Liansheng, the owner of the supermarket, quickly took out his mobile phone and started shooting a video, preparing to post it online as an advertisement for his supermarket:
"Keep going, let's see if we can win the big prize."
Wang Shaojun muttered:
"It should be gone. It would be nice to get a grand prize for one edition."
Just after finishing speaking, Li Yu scratched off the second coating and won 288 yuan this time.
Sun Liansheng’s hand when filming the video began to shake. Wang Shaojun also held his breath and stopped talking. He carefully watched Li Yu’s scratching action and suddenly began to suspect that he had missed the prize. It was purely caused by the wrong posture of scratching the prize. of.
Li Yu continued to scrape, and scraped everything from the lowest five yuan to the highest 8888. After this scraping, he actually earned tens of thousands.
Is this the good luck brought by the good luck cat?
Li Yu recalled that he didn’t do much today, so he went to the top of the mountain to pay homage to the good-luck cat. He didn’t expect it to have such a huge recoil. The good-luck cat really deserves its reputation.
After all the scrapings were done on one page, Wang Shaojun was stunned. He couldn't help but pat the counter and urged Sun Liansheng:
"Quick, quick, get me two pages."
After that, he asked again. After passing the coin used by Li Yu to scratch the prize, I planned to get some good luck.
Sun Liansheng’s thoughts are all on Li Yu:
“How about another edition?”
He had never seen anyone so lucky, and felt that Li Yu should strike while the iron was hot and scrape some more.
Li Yu accepted it as soon as he saw it was good:
“Forget it, I still have something to do. Calculate the money and charge it directly to the supermarket card later. It will be more convenient to buy things in the future. . ”
He chose some snacks that the queen had never eaten before, took the loaded shopping card, drove back to the B&B, and then went to the scenic spot with the snacks.
As soon as I reached the empress’s sensing range, her voice sounded in my mind:
"Your luck has also increased, but it hasn't reached its peak. It seems to have consumed some... Is this brought by the good luck cat?"
Well, you just won a prize... Li Yu didn't hide it either, Tell me exactly what happened today.
“Since you gave Ergou a name, you will have a cause and effect with him in the future. Please pay more attention to him when you are not busy, and don’t let the cause and effect develop. Otherwise, if he gets into trouble, he will be blamed on you. . ”
Although the real world does not pay attention to this, all the contexts of the world in the book are basically related to metaphysics.
Li Yu agreed:
"Don't worry, I will pay attention...Did Zhao Fujin go to the temple to worship you?"
"Yes, she is a little girl who dares to love and hate. I like her very much."
Yes. In this sentence, Zhao Fujin is equivalent to having an immortal golden body. He seems to have left the royal family, but he has found a bunch of gods as his backers, not to mention that Zhang Fei's sworn brother is also one of the gods.
Isn’t this more promising than being the concubine of the Zhao and Song royal family?
Li Yu asked about the fourth prince of Xixia:
"He is missing an ear and several teeth. Is there any hope of winning the direct heir?"
In ancient times, appearance was important. If appearance was not good, let alone becoming an emperor, even taking the imperial examination would be rejected. .
The Empress said:
“If he really wants to seize the direct heir, I will let him grow ears and teeth again in front of all the civil and military officials of Xixia. If he just finds a reason to leave Muke Village, That can only be regarded as his own fault."
Mu Guiying had his teeth cut off as a result of the accident, and the empress helped him grow them back to end the cause and effect.
As long as you choose the right time and use this miracle, the reputation of the fourth prince will definitely increase, and he may become the emperor of Xixia in the future.
When he ascends the throne, if he abides by his promise and surrenders to Muke Village as agreed, he will naturally be given a good fortune in the future.
Otherwise, the ears that have grown back will disappear again, and the oaths sworn in Muke Village will come true one by one.
Well, Mu Guiying will definitely make him swear a lot of poison when he lets him go.
In the real world, everyone swears is just like farting, but in the world where gods watch, as long as the gods are willing, the vows can be fulfilled one by one.
"Recently, someone in the Three Kingdoms world secretly worshiped me, and while paying tribute, he said atheism. Is he your friend?"
As soon as the empress finished speaking, the figure of Sun Facai worshiping gods appeared in Li Yu's mind.
But this guy is neither pious nor serious, and he is so mean-spirited that people can't help but want to punch him.
Li Yu introduced Sun Facai:
“He is the root of the chaos in the world of the Three Kingdoms. If you have a chance, please protect me, otherwise the entire Three Kingdoms will come back again. In the original plot."
"Okay!"
After chatting with his old mother for a while, Li Yu went back with snacks.
Walking to the gate of Longwang Village, he saw a man with a fair face, wearing a set of Hanfu, looking left and right in the mirror, with a strong look of narcissism on his face.
It’s like being obsessed with yourself if you don’t pay attention.
Who is running into the Dragon King Village in the middle of the night?
Li Yu patted the door:
"Who are you, handsome man?"
Looking in the mirror, the guy was all excited and quickly laughed twice:
"I am Zhao Dahu. , Don’t you recognize me?”
Li Yu rubbed his eyes and asked, is this the bearded guy from Longwang Village who wields a hammer? How do you give people the feeling of plastic surgery?
Wait, this guy once said that whenever he meets a girl he likes, he will shave off his beard and show off his handsome face in all directions.
So... the blacksmith is really in love?
Damn, is that "Reply with High EQ, Warm Her All Day" really a secret book for getting out of singles?
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