Chapter 257 The identity of the dog [please vote]
“I’m going now, you can take these boxes of Swiss rolls away.”
Li Yu pointed to the newly bought Swiss rolls I packed some snacks and prepared to go to the scenic spot to find my empress.
Mu Guiying took a look at the carton and asked in a low voice:
"Sir, Sister Zhou said that this kind of delicacy is very high in calories and I will gain weight. The most beautiful woman in the B&B I’m not the one with the title, right?”
Your worries are a bit unnecessary... Li Yu packed up the snacks and grabbed some individually packaged ready-to-eat glutinous rice balls and stuffed them into the bag:
"Swiss rolls are for the empress. If you want to eat them, leave a box." Okay."
"Okay sir, I promise to deliver it."
After Mu Guiying carried the Swiss away, Li Yu also wandered to the scenic spot with questions in his mind. I want to know what happened to Liu Bei.
If Jiutian Xuannv is really up to something, then we will completely break up with her.
When they arrived within the scope of the statue, the empress spoke:
"There was something wrong with Liu Bei's trip, so I asked Guiying to come to you to discuss it."
Situation? discuss?
It doesn’t seem to be an important matter.
Li Yu came to the steps of the statue and sat down, tore open a ready-to-eat glutinous rice ball and said:
"What's going on?"
"They happened to be looking for a bride, and the hydrangea flew into Xuande's arms. Now that family wants Liu Bei to stay and get married, and they will live here for the first half of the year to inherit the family business."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
The last time the blue-eyed boy planned to use a beauty trick on the emperor's uncle, he lost his wife and lost his army. Why is he still using this outdated strategy now?
You don’t need to ask to know that this Nine Heavens Xuannv did this deliberately to stop Liu Bei’s progress.
It seems that she is also afraid of being questioned face to face by the emperor of the world. Now that she knows, why is she still obsessed with it and has to go all the way to the dark side?
“This glutinous rice cake is quite delicious. Buy me a box next time.”
The empress is like a foodie and has no resistance to all desserts.
This also shows that sugar was a scarce commodity in ancient times, and it was also rare among the gods.
Li Yu said:
"It tastes better if you chill it and eat it... What are your plans? Can't Xuande just walk away?"
"Forcibly opening it will damage Xuande's marriage, but if you don't open it, it will definitely It will delay the trip, so I asked you what you think.”
My idea is to directly scold Xuannv for my ancestors!
What the hell, the goddess in charge of war, not to mention opening up territories and conquering cities, doing these messy tricks every day, China is really unlucky to have gods like you.
Li Yu cursed a few words angrily in his heart, and then said:
"Let's just tear it down. A majestic emperor can marry whoever he wants. What do you think of Xuande? It doesn't matter if you damage your marriage a little. The worst thing you can do is find Xuande a wife from another world. He is an emperor, so why worry about marriage?"< br>
The empress smiled:
“Don’t be excited, I have my own position, I’m just impatient... Besides, this is not a bad thing for Xuande. The more experience he has, the better he will be. Temper your mind.”
So you didn’t stop it, right?
Li Yuzheng muttered, and suddenly a picture appeared in his mind, and it was Liu Guanzhang who appeared in it.
"I will share the picture of that world with you. If Xuande shows signs of losing his mind, I will stop him. If not, I will see how he handles it first."
Wow, this is not it. Live broadcast across time and space!
Unfortunately, it can only be shared directly into the mind within a range of 500 meters around the statue. It would be perfect if it could be shared on a monitor or curtain. Everyone can watch the live TV broadcast of the world in the book every day.
Go back and pull a network cable, play it online, and make a lot of money!
Just as I was thinking about it, the empress suddenly lost her mind:
"I expended my divine power to share the picture for you, brat, you actually want to make money?"
Ahem, that's what I thought... Li Yu put his thoughts away and watched the picture in his mind.
The three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang were standing at the door of a magnificent mansion, surrounded by people eating melons. Xuande was holding the hydrangea in his hand and was saluting a man dressed as a butler:
"Please forgive me, this man. I was just passing by. I didn't know that your house was throwing hydrangeas to attract brides, and I didn't expect that the hydrangeas would fly into your arms... I have something important to do and need to leave immediately. Please forgive me."
Liu Bei's mind is now occupied with confronting the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady, and the whole of China is waiting for his rescue, but he has no intention of recruiting a bride.
Zhang Fei crossed his arms with a smirk on his face, looking like he was watching the fun, while Guan Yu frowned, probably thinking about why such a coincidence happened.
Liu Bei thought he could leave after explaining clearly. Unexpectedly, the housekeeper said indifferently:
"If you take the hydrangea, you have to marry our young lady. If you don't marry, it will be an insult to Chen." I won’t let you go.”
Liu Bei cupped his hands and said politely:
“I really can’t accept your kindness, and I have to rush on my way now. Please forgive me.”
He was too lazy to negotiate anymore and planned to leave quickly, lest more and more people watch the excitement and he would be unable to leave even if he wanted to.
But the more Liu Bei gave in, the more unyielding the steward became:
“No matter what you say today, you must be the son-in-law of our Chen family, otherwise you cannot afford the consequences... Let me tell you, we My master has a bad temper. If you offend him, you three will be worse than dead."
Hearing this, Mr. Guan got angry and said:
"How can life be worse than death? ? Don’t you, the Chen family, have anything to teach you?”
The housekeeper didn't answer, but grabbed Liu Bei's arm and dragged him through the door, ready to drag him in before talking. But as soon as he made a move, Lao Guan's temper rose. He picked up his big hand like a cattail leaf fan and slapped him.
The housekeeper immediately flew out and fell heavily to the ground. Before he could open his mouth and remember to speak, he spit out a large mouthful of blood. There were several teeth in the blood.
After the fight, Guan Yu stepped on the butler's chest again, then looked up at the sky, and gradually put more force on his feet.
He had already guessed that this might be the work of gods, so he took action directly to see how the gods behind the scenes would react.
Zhang Fei stopped watching the excitement now and squatted aside, patting the butler’s face with interest:
"Are you still forcing us to get married?"
"Heroes have mercy on us, heroes have mercy on us!"
The housekeeper begged vaguely for mercy, but Zhang Fei refused to let him get his wish:
"Ask you, are you still forcing us to get married?"
"No way, please spare my life, hero!"
Li Yu blinked. Unexpectedly, Guan Yu solved the problem that troubled Liu Bei. He asked curiously:
"Is this really the arrangement of the Nine Heavens Xuannv?"
"No, I just deduced that it is a god named Chen Tuan who is causing trouble... The Mr. Chen the butler is talking about should be Chen Tuan."
Good guy, this is not to say that Yue Quan is in the biography. The immortal who saved the lives of Yue Fei, mother and son, did not expect that he would also end up.
Now Water Margin says that the world of Yue is getting more and more chaotic.
The empress made another deduction:
"The marriage has been broken. It seems that someone noticed my deduction and quickly stopped. I don't know whether it was Zhunti or Ran Deng... I didn't plan for the world of gods, but I actually came to If you cause trouble here, you are looking for death!"
Li Yu asked:
"What should I do next?"
"Yue Lao made random calls, I have punished him to think about it behind closed doors. Thousands of years.”
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Isn’t it from Ran Deng or Zhunti? What does Penalty Lao do?
"The purpose of punishing him is to prevent others from interfering with the world in the book through Yue Lao. Yue Lao can also take a break and does not need to deal with these human relations all day long. By the way, he can use this incident to knock the heavens. God, lest they end up interfering in the human world."
In the picture, the three brothers were holding the horse and were about to leave, when the door opened and an old man on crutches came out:
" Why do we have to go against the grain? ”
Liu Bei had already reacted at this time:
"I just want to protect the human race. If you are an immortal who grew up in the human world, please don't continue to be a lackey in the heaven. If you are not an immortal in the human world, you will go back where you came from. , you are not welcome in the world!"
After saying that, he turned over and rode on the white horse sent by Chai Jin, and flew away with Guan Yu, leaving the old man with a stunned look on his face.
When they left, the splendid courtyard was gone, the housekeeper lying on the ground wailing was gone, and even the melon-eating people who had watched before were nowhere to be found.
Only the old man stood there with a cane, and finally bowed his hands respectfully to the sky:
"Thank you for not killing me. I just want to repay the favor. This matter is over. I have punished myself and been shut up for a thousand years. Please forgive me."
After saying that, the old man disappeared.
The empress cut off the video screen and laughed:
"This Chen Tuan is very smart. He knew it was not easy to get involved, so he ran away quickly."
Li Yu also followed. Laughed, but reacted quickly:
"Mom, were you really ready to kill him just now?"
"If he dares to stop him again, the name Chen Tuan will be removed from the Three Realms... Xuande is now my believer, and he is a human being. Emperor, it’s normal for me to protect him carefully.”
Chen Tuan obviously held back his ultimate move when he came out, but after being scolded by Liu Bei, he actually turned off the engine. It turned out that he noticed that the fire control radar was activated. ...
It is estimated that if the entanglement continues, the wonders of the Tianmen Formation will be staged again.
Li Yu ate a bowl of instant glutinous rice balls to calm down his shock. He felt that a world with gods was really troublesome, and the real world was better, without all the dirty things that gods talked about.
After finishing the business, the empress tasted all the snacks and continued to watch the drama. Li Yu returned to the B&B and sent a message to Zhou Ruotong:
"I just almost saw the empress destroy the gods. I need someone." Kiss me to calm down."
Professor Zhou immediately made a voice call: "What's going on?"
Li Yu briefly explained what happened just now, and then Sighed:
"I really didn't expect the fight between gods to be so simple and crude. Wife, are you home?"
"We are home. Xiaochan finished eating the rice noodles and invited the classmates in the cram school to drink milk tea. Initially, We have established a friendship, which is great, but I was afraid that she would resist this society and not dare to take this step.”
The little girl was a master of serial schemes back then, and her business was online, so it was no problem to become friends. of.
But she can take the initiative to make friends, which is a good thing and the first step to integrate into society.
Li Yu said:
"It's all taught by Tong Baobao. He is the backbone of our family, the head of the family, and the real helmsman of the B&B."
"Stop hating me. I just bought a copy of "The Encyclopedia of Torture in the Past" today. "You can look forward to it."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Good guy, are you really planning to take the path of military unification?
Li Yu shuddered when he thought of Professor Zhou wearing high-heeled patent leather clothes and holding a whip. In order to prevent Professor Zhou from really focusing on this aspect, he quickly said:
"Daughter-in-law, the prisoner Guo Jia is worried about punishment methods. Can you give me this book? I can give it to Guo Jia so that he will not only worry about smoking, drinking and visiting brothels."
Zhou Ruotong As soon as he heard that it was a serious matter, he had no objection:
"Okay, I will bring it to the work tomorrow, so you can take it with you when you come to the meeting."
Hang up the phone, Li Yu said again The news chatted with Diao Chan for a while.
“It’s a wonderful feeling to be with peers. Everyone chats and complains about math problems and English listening. It’s so fun.”
After receiving the news from Li Yu, the little girl excitedly shared her feelings today.
Li Yu said:
"It's good to meet a few classmates and friends. Just now, your sister Zhou praised you for taking the first step bravely."
Diao Chan stuck out her tongue and replied:
“I’d rather trouble Sister Zhou to make a special trip to pick her up. I’m going through a lot of pain in my body and mind.”
"It's okay, she is also worried about you. You can continue studying and I will play games for a while."
"Okay sir, I'm going to study."
Ending the chat, Li Yu opened On the computer, I did not click on the game, but looked at Liu Guanzhang's itinerary, and at the same time looked at the Water Margin chronology.
According to the current plot, Song Jiang has been sentenced to death for mentioning the anti-poetry and because Huang Wenbing saw through the fake letters forged by Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian.
The next step is the famous scene of Jiangzhou Tribulation Court.
Unfortunately, Qilin Village is too far away from Jiangzhou, and our own forces cannot intervene. Otherwise, we would send a group of people to Jiangzhou to complete the unfinished business for the government, kill Song Jiang, and give Jiutian Xuannv a little surprise.
However, there will be many opportunities in the future. As long as Liangshan continues to follow the plot, there will be many surprises, many gifts, and promotions such as getting one for every ten.
Well, every time you kill ten Liangshan bandits, you will kill one more to help Xuannv fill up your performance!
The next morning, Li Yu drove a Maxa Bentayga to the archaeological team and walked into Professor Zhou’s office holding a thermos cup:
“This is a hot drink made from chestnuts. , try it and see if you like it.”
The stinky guy is really becoming more and more considerate... Zhou Ruotong took it, unscrewed the lid and smelled it:
"It smells great, thank you."
"You're welcome, try less screwing next time I’ll do it twice.”
Li Yu lifted up her clothes to let Professor Zhou admire her masterpiece, and then talked about the scene broadcast by the empress:
“I didn’t expect it to be like this. Play, the saint is indeed extraordinary.”
Zhou Ruotong took a sip of the hot drink with some longing:
“I don’t know if I will have a chance to see it, it feels so magical.”
“You are the daughter-in-law appointed by the empress, so this small request does not count. "What? I'll tell you when I get back later and let you see how Guiying is dominating in Muke Village, or the social scene of the Yin and Shang Dynasties."
After hearing this, Zhou Ruotong stood up. Kissed Li Yu on the face:
“Thank you, bad guy!”
You actually kissed me without my permission. You can't suffer a loss... As soon as Li Yu was about to kiss me back, Pang Donghai walked in with a document:
"Hey, Xiao Li is here too... Ruotong, Your Oracle paper has passed the preliminary review. It’s hard to say whether it will pass the subsequent review.”
He put down the document, complained about Oracle’s review standards, and left.
Li Yu was still waiting to make money by translating oracle bones. Hearing what Pang Donghai said, he seemed a bit pessimistic and couldn't help but muttered:
"Damn, these experts are really indifferent. It’s obviously right, but you have to find fault with it.”
Zhou Ruotong was very calm:
"This type of paper is inherently troublesome. Anyway, I have mastered the meaning of all oracle bone inscriptions. I can take my time and take my time."
The two chatted again. After a while, it seemed that the time was almost up, and we went to the conference room together.
At noon, Li Yu took Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan to meet up, had a hot pot meal together, then bought a cup of milk tea and returned to the scenic spot, chatting with the empress about her request to watch the world in the book live:
" This is your daughter-in-law’s first request. You won’t refuse it, right?”
The empress said:
"If Xiao Zhou wants to see it, just come to me. Even if I reject you, I will not reject her."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Did I pick it up as a co-author?
After finalizing the matter, Li Yu returned to the B&B with a piece of gold. According to Professor Zhou's instructions, he found Jin Mantang and exchanged it for a sum of money.
"Brother, why don't you come here more often recently?"
"I changed my career. I wash my hands in a golden basin after I've done it."
Jin Mantang looked at the luxury car at the door, curious. Asked:
“Have you made enough?”
“Not really, I just found a more profitable way.”
Lao Jin became interested as soon as he heard this:
"What kind of way? Introduce it to my brother, and we can make money together."
"If your conditions are not good, you can't make this money. "
"What kind of business is so mysterious and you still want to pick people?"
Li Yu pointed to the car at the door:
"I have been with a rich woman recently. This is the gift I bought for me. Lao Jin, do you think you can eat this bowl of rice?"
Jin Mantang: "..."
Damn it, you Speaking of starting a company or running a business, it’s not so irritating!
Farewell to Lao Jin, Li Yu did not go back directly. Instead, he ran to Longqi Mountain and chatted with Lin Hongqi about the management of the scenic spot. He also took the cable car to the top of the mountain and worshiped the good-luck cat. Good luck again.
After coming out of the small temple on the top of the mountain, Li Yu was about to go down the mountain when he saw Brother Dao sneaking out of the grass. One person and one dog seemed to be a couple who caught each other cheating. He was stunned on the spot. They looked at each other and were speechless.
Li Yu was still thicker-skinned. He walked over with a smile and rubbed Brother Dao's head:
"What a coincidence. It's not easy to come all the way here. How about taking a car back together later?"
Brother Dao rubbed him, walked into the small temple, and squatted down in front of the cat statue. He neither whined nor barked, which made the people who were watching the fun Li Yu was a little confused.
Damn, I thought this meeting between a dog and a cat would be lively, but I didn’t expect it to be so quiet.
The vendor selling couple locks and incense supplies on the top of the mountain said:
"Do you know this dog? He comes here often and likes to ride on cable cars. He is very well-behaved and does not bite. He also knows how to pose for photos with tourists. He is very popular."
Oh, what on earth are you doing? Is it the pet of Fengming Valley or the mascot of Longqi Mountain?
Gouzi, it’s not good for you to betray the revolution like this!
Li Yu planned to have a good chat with this guy at night to let him figure out his position. Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Brother Dao walking out of the small temple, obviously not very interested.
“What’s wrong with this? Have you never scolded it?”
Li Yu put his arms around Brother Dao's neck and asked. Unexpectedly, Brother Dao got directly into his arms and let out a sad whimper, like a child asking for comfort.
“What’s going on?”
Remembering that dogs and cats are often used on the Internet to distinguish dogs and cats, Li Yu asked casually:
“Puppies Something happened?”
He was just joking casually to make Gouzi happy, but he didn’t expect Brother Dao to really nod his head when he heard this.
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
My day, are you really a dog?
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Sorry, brothers, it’s just the first update today. From New Year’s Eve to now, there have been non-stop fireworks and firecrackers here, and the neighbors are all I wanted to spend the New Year in a hurry, but I didn't get enough sleep. I kept dozing off while typing during the day... I will update one chapter today and then resume two updates tomorrow. I'm really sorry, so I apologize!
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