Chapter 274 What Tang Taizong? He's just a slippery brat! [Asking for monthly votes]
“Are you Li Shimin?”
When Mu Guiying heard the name, she raised her hand and pinched the young lady’s face:
“Ha, Tai It’s interesting, I didn’t expect that the famous Tang Taizong would blush... Come on, I’ll take you to see your husband, he’s trying to nag you.”
Li Shimin rubbed his face and asked:< br>
"Who is my sister?"
"I..."
Mu Guiying originally wanted to say that I was also his student, but she felt that the status of a student did not reflect the nobility of the Queen. She said with a smile:
"I am the guardian fairy under Mr., responsible for his personal safety..."
After saying that, she flicked her hand, and a flying knife flew like a shooting star. It hit the wooden door, and Li Shimin was so frightened that he quickly bowed his hands and saluted:
"My sister is truly a god. Every time the people of the world think of the useless person around my husband, they can't help but feel anxious and worried. Now that I have my sister, I finally don't have to worry."
Tsk, this little mouth is as good as Mo's. It felt like honey... Mu Guiying stopped going back to Muke Village and led Li Shimin to see Li Yu. When passing by the gate, she pulled out the throwing knife with a guilty conscience.
"This is an electric light. The real world uses electricity. Later, your Fengming Village can also ask Mr. to get some power panels to enter the electric age in advance."
Marshal Mu walked away , while introducing modern society.
Li Shimin was blowing rainbow farts and spreading them out as if he was obedient and wanted no money.
Compared with the loyal and upright Yue Fei and Liu Xie, who was obsessed with reviving the Han Dynasty, this little guy looked like a normal child.
Walking into the restaurant, Li Shimin looked around and noticed the TV hanging on the wall:
“Could this be the TV that was smashed by Brother Wu Song?”
< br>"Hey, you even know this?"
"Brother Shubao told me that he specially introduced everything about the B&B today to prevent the kid from panicking and being at a loss when he arrives... Go to Muke Village The talented people also talked about various miracles in the real world, which made the boy full of admiration. ”
Upon hearing this, Mu Guiying put her hands on her hips and asked:
"How did they introduce me?"
Li Shimin quickly complimented:
"They said that my sister is A queen who shocked the world and was also a direct disciple of a saint. She has great hands and eyes, but she never uses her power to bully others. She is a blessing to the people! "
Li Yu is still busy in the kitchen at the moment. Hearing Mu Guiying talking outside, he asked casually:
"Didn't you leave? Who are you talking to?"
Mu Guiying hurriedly ran to the kitchen door to claim credit:
"Sir, I brought Li Shimin!"
Holy shit, the second apprentice is here now?
When Li Yu, who was washing the dishes, heard this, he quickly picked up a rag and wiped his hands. He walked out of the kitchen and saw the young lady in a brocade robe.
Seeing Li Yu, Li Shimin quickly straightened his clothes, and then knelt down and said:
"Student Shimin, let me meet my teacher! I have been looking forward to it day and night, and finally came to the real world to see my teacher's beauty. Even if the people die, they will have no regrets!”
Good guy, this little eloquent person is a good person in the village.
Li Yu helped him up:
"We don't want to kneel down and worship here, get up and talk...Have you eaten? Are you hungry? How about I make you something to eat?" ”
Li Shimin had just gotten up from the ground. When he heard this, his eyes were red with excitement, and he knelt down to salute:
"I have long heard from brother Shubao that my mentor is proficient in cooking. If you are lucky enough to taste it, Shimin I'm so grateful... The student is shameless, please punish me sir."
Wow, tears come at every turn, this acting skill is on par with Xuande's.
Li Yu patted him on the shoulder:
“It’s just like your own home here. Don’t be so polite all the time. What do you like to eat? I’ll cook it for you right now... If you like it, Meat or vegetarian? ”
Li Shimin cupped his hands and said:
"If there is meat, it would be great."
Since he liked eating meat at such a young age, it is no wonder that he has been plagued by many diseases as an adult.
Li Yu walked into the kitchen, cut some pork belly and cabbage, took out a pack of pancake shreds, and made a stewed pancake. He also took out two cucumbers, peeled a few eggs, and cooked A popular dish in the Central Plains is cucumber turned into eggs.
This is the first time for the second apprentice to come to the house. Just a vegetarian dish is not enough. Li Yu cut another elbow flower and served it with garlic and vinegar sauce. The little guy should be used to it.
Not long after, the food was ready. Li Shimin sat at the dining table and thanked him before starting to eat.
Mu Guiying, who loved to join in the fun, felt a little hungry. She opened the packaged meatloaf and cold vegetables and ate with her.
"How many people are there in Fengming Village now?"
Li Yu asked about the situation there.
Li Shimin quickly replied:
"There are more than two hundred people. Brother Shubao said that he will recruit some refugees nearby in a few days. At least there must be more than a thousand people before it is possible to form a team."
Fengming Village will be Li Shimin's secret base from now on. , we will promote modern knowledge and culture, and at the same time learn various modern equipment. It is really not possible with a small number of people.
If possible, they may be the vanguard against the Guanlong Family and the Shandong Family in the future. Naturally, the more people, the better.
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"It will only take more than three thousand people, but there is no need to be so anxious for the time being. Let's develop slowly first, and wait until the wasteland behind can be planted to support tens of thousands of people. Not a problem.”
Li Shimin didn't even bother to eat after hearing this:
"There are at most three thousand acres of land there. Can it support tens of thousands of people?"
Mu Guiying tasted the transformed eggs and felt Weirdly, he ate another piece and then said:
“With chemical fertilizers, one acre of land can produce seven to eight hundred kilograms of grain, several thousand kilograms of potatoes, tens of thousands kilograms of sweet potatoes, and tens of thousands of people can’t produce it. It’s nothing.”
Li Shimin’s handsome face was full of surprise:
"If such a high output is promoted, wouldn't there be no more refugees in the world?"
Mu Guiying said:
"Pull it down, the land annexation will become more serious by then, and the aristocratic families will unite Get up and take all the land in the country into your pocket. If they have food, they can change the emperor if they want, and change the dynasty if they want... Have you forgotten that you are often made angry by the family after becoming the emperor? "
< br>Li Shimin:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Is this what I can remember?
The little guy put down his chopsticks, raised his hands to Li Yu and said:
"Please teach me how to govern the country, sir, how to contain the aristocratic family and prevent the land annexation that Sister Mu said..."
Go find it A man named Huang Chao, who has rich experience in containing aristocratic families... Li Yu took a bottle of Sprite from the refrigerator and handed it to Li Shimin:
"There are ways to contain aristocratic families, but they have to be based on Take your time to understand the national conditions, don’t rush it... First understand modern society, and when you have more knowledge, you will naturally be able to find effective strategies for traveling.”
If you have other questions, you can ask the keyboard warrior. But when it comes to containing the family, maybe one sentence can change Li Shimin's governing philosophy for the rest of his life, so it's better to play it safe.
Seeing that Li Yu didn't answer, Mu Guiying took out her mobile phone and said:
"Since it's not convenient for you, sir, let me ask my think tank for you. Anyway, those who have no partners are now I'm so busy, find something for them to do."
Li Shimin's eyes widened:
"Sister Mu even has a think tank?"
"Yes, you can also ask online, which is very convenient... There are a lot of people in the real world who are good teachers. Whenever I ask a question, a lot of people rush to answer it. It's very exciting!"
After saying that, Mu Guiying opened the Q&A APP and asked Li Shimin a question:
"If you traveled to the early Sui and Tang Dynasties and became Li Shimin, how would you weaken and contain the family?"
This girl often asks Some questions related to ancient times, and occasionally answered questions related to the Song Dynasty, actually accumulated some fans.
As soon as the question was posed, someone answered:
"If I were Li Shimin, I would bring over the original manuscript of "Lanting Preface" first."
"Li Shimin did a good job. Without him laying the foundation in advance, how could Li Zhi easily take care of his uncle?"
"If I were Erfeng, I would first win over all the beauties in the world into the palace, and then seal the throne." Sun Simiao is the imperial physician."
"Brother upstairs, is Sun Simiao treating kidney deficiency?"
"Don't leave, the one who asked Sun Simiao to treat kidney deficiency. Your method is good. I, Li Shimin, have adopted it. , I will reward you with two beauties from the Western Regions later.”
“…”
The first batch of people who answered were basically people who cheated and praised, and Mu Guiying was used to it.
Those who answer seriously will basically talk at length and have to wait a lot to get the answer they want.
"Xiao Shimin, you eat first, I will tell you the answer when I have it."
Mu Guiying ate two more pieces of transformed eggs, and then pushed them in front of Li Shimin:
"This is not very tasty. The rest is yours. Sir, he doesn't like leftovers. Whoever has leftovers will take away the leftovers... Of course, if it's meat and vegetables, I can reluctantly help you clean it up."
Seeing that Mu Guiying was getting more and more unreasonable, Li Yu quickly changed the subject:
"Shimin, what do you think of Uncle Wang as this person?" The father-in-law talks about it... He seems to have an ordinary background, so when he met Corporal Pushan Gong Li Xian in the early years, he regarded him as a god. In fact, as long as you get to know him more, you will find that speaking in a heart-to-heart situation is just a basic skill of the nobles. ”
The reason why Wang Bodang has been following Li Mi is probably because of this aristocratic filter.
But now it is Li Shimin who is more charming than Li Mi, and coupled with the influence of the real world, maybe it can really change Yong Saburo's life trajectory of following Li Mi all the way to darkness.
After chatting with Wang Bodang, Li Yu asked Li Shimin to go to Shuozhou to find the famous blacksmith and another doorkeeper as famous as Qin Qiong - Yuchi Gong.
Now Yuchi Gong should not have married the blacksmith's daughter, let alone learn from Xie Hong.
But we can build a good relationship first to avoid the situation where Yuchi Gong came all the way to seek refuge and was almost killed by Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji.
This also explains why Yu Chigong was so active during the Xuanwumen Incident... It was so hard to encounter a good opportunity to take revenge and make meritorious deeds, how could you miss it?
Li Shimin had enough to eat and drink. He was very satisfied with the meal and thanked him again. After Li Yu finished cleaning up the kitchen, he followed him upstairs.
As for Mu Guiying, she returned to Muke Village.
At the door of the study, Li Shimin glanced in:
"Brother Shubao mentioned it to the students and said that Marquis Wen and others like to talk to Sir here all night long."
It was almost eleven o'clock. Li Yu opened a spare guest room and let Li Shimin live in it. He also explained how to use the various facilities in the room:
"It's too late today. You can take a shower." Take a shower and rest first. Let’s talk tomorrow morning... Your wife is also planning to take you for a physical examination. It’s not okay if you don’t get enough rest.”
"Thank you, my teacher. Thank you, my wife. The student will take a bath and rest now."
After a few more instructions, Li Yu returned to his room, washed up and lay on the bed. He finally had time to chat with Tong Baobao:
"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you something. Li Shimin came, got him some food, and found a spare room for him. He finally settled down."
Zhou Ruotong was sitting on the bed reading a book. , after receiving the message, she closed the book and replied:
"You haven't replied to the message. I guessed that something must be wrong. I will go see him tomorrow morning... He doesn't have an ID card. If he gets a physical examination, he will still be there." Go to Boss Hao’s private hospital?”
"Well, just go there. Sister Zhen will come forward and we don't have to worry about anything."
"Let's make some time and let Li Shimin and Yue Fei go together."
The young couple chatted for a while. , then they said good night to each other and went to bed. Zhou Ruotong also took the initiative to send an emoticon of hugs and kisses, which made Li Yu so happy that he almost fell asleep.
The next morning, as soon as Li Yu got up, he saw Li Shimin sitting and reading in the study, while the Queen of Muke Village was wearing headphones and playing games.
Seeing Li Yu coming over, Mu Guiying quickly took off her headphones and explained forcefully:
"I'm just testing the stereo effect of the headphones. It's really not for playing games."
Li Yu said:
"Don't let your imperial hegemony be delayed by games."
If you continue to play like this, you will have to ask your empress to delete the memory that this girl likes to play games... Oh, yes, we have the strongest anti-addiction system, you can try it later.
It's a pity that the queen can't use it in the real world, otherwise she would delete all her game memories and start playing from scratch. Wouldn't it be twice as happy?
Li Yu said to Li Shimin:
"Don't be busy reading when you get up in the morning. Go out and exercise, move your body... Come on, I will find you a pair of sports shoes, and let's go for a run together."
The B&B had sports shoes prepared for Liu Xie and Yue Fei. Li Yu took them out and asked Li Shimin to choose a suitable pair. The master and apprentice went for a run outside. As they were running, Zhou Ruotong drove up in her Land Rover Defender.
“Master, what is this?”
“This is your master’s wife’s car.”
The car stopped slowly, and as soon as Zhou Ruotong opened the door, Li Shimin quickly knelt down and saluted, with a very low posture.
"Your second disciple is more naughty than the first disciple... Have you told him about the Xuanwu Sect?"
Li Yu shook his head. It would be better not to talk about these things for the time being, of course. , depending on Li Shimin's cleverness, he will probably find a description of the Xuanwumen Incident soon.
While the two were chatting, Li Shimin circled the car twice, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.
Li Yu said:
"Let's just bring Yue Fei here and take the two children out to play today. Let's get familiar with each other first, and then choose a day to go for a physical examination together."
"Okay, you can look at the arrangements."
Back at the B&B, Li Yu asked Brother Dao to call Yue Fei over, and then led Li Shimin to familiarize himself with the various environments of the B&B, and happened to meet Qin Qiong who was rushing over.
"Brother Shubao, what you are doing here is so mysterious that I don't even want to go back."
"If you don't want to go back, just stay here for one more day. I'll be there, so you don't have to worry."
Qin Qiong came here today. In addition to seeing Li Shimin's condition here, he mainly wanted to drive the excavator back and level the road on the mountain.
I didn’t realize it when I didn’t have the excavator, but after I opened it and built the road, I realized that this thing is really good.
Not only can it be dug and leveled, but it can also be used to dig trees and build rivers. It has many uses.
Li Yu said:
"After breakfast, I will fill up the gas tank, beat the butter again and then drive away."
"Just come and make butter, stupid brother, so as not to dirty the hands of wise brother."
Qin Qiong is very knowledgeable about the maintenance of excavators. Not only does she know how to butter, but she also knows how to replace the hydraulic oil.
Soon, Xiao Yuefei came:
“Greetings to the sir, meeting to the master’s wife, meeting to the second brother Qin, I don’t know what I want to say to the students who have been summoned here in a hurry?”
Li Yu took Li Shimin and introduced him:
"This is Li Shimin, the new administrator of the Sui and Tang Dynasties... You two are young, so you can get closer... Shimin, this is Yue Fei and Yue Pengju, a native of the Song Dynasty."
When I heard that Li Shimin was coming, Just as Yue Fei was about to salute, Li Shimin acted faster:
"Li Shimin, the left-behind manor in Taiyuan, pays homage to Marshal Yue... Marshal Yue was mentioned more than once in the books given by Mr. Yue Fei. I saw him today, and he really is Shimin." Fortunately, if the marshal doesn't give up, how will you and I be compatible in the future?"
Yue Fei opened his mouth, always feeling that this slippery little guy couldn't be associated with Tang Taizong, who was a martial artist. To be polite, Li Shimin directly raised his hands and saluted:
"Little brother Shimin, pay homage to brother Pengju!"
Yue Fei: "..."
I can actually be brothers with Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty?
Li Yu said:
"Don't be too restrained in Pengju, just treat yourself as brothers. When Liu Xie comes in the future, you will be the three B&B brothers."
" Since Mr. Fei has spoken, I have the guts to call Your Majesty a good brother and please forgive me.”
"Brother, please don't say that. Shimin is just a kid with nothing."
Zhou Ruotong stood aside and looked at this scene with a smile, feeling that his stinky boyfriend would sooner or later turn these few things around. A little friend took me to the ditch.
After breakfast, Li Yu, Zhou Ruotong and Mu Guiying took their two little friends to play in the city for a whole day.
At the amusement park, I originally thought that Li Shimin would be afraid of heights, but after riding the roller coaster and then challenging the big pendulum and the jumping machine, he showed no fear at all.
He is worthy of being the first echelon emperor in history. His big heart alone is not comparable to that of ordinary people.
In the evening, when they returned to the B&B, Yue Fei and Li Shimin had become good brothers. He even returned to Qilin Village and brought a cart of potatoes as a gift to Li Shimin.
Li Shimin was not a stingy person. He returned to Fengming Village, brought over his precious horse from the Western Regions, and gave it to Yue Fei.
After exchanging gifts, the brothers had dinner together, and then came to the study room, ready to listen to Li Yu's teachings.
Mu Guiying rarely played games. She held her mobile phone and told Li Shimin a bunch of answers given by netizens. Some talked about pushing grace orders, others talking about collecting inheritance taxes, and forced confiscation of land, etc. wait.
Hearing all kinds of messy methods, Li Shimin was confused, so he planned to pick up some useful ones and write them down, and think about it when he went back.
After chatting for a while, Yue Fei went to wash the fruits sensibly. Mu Guiying and Zhou Ruotong also went to 202 to talk privately. Taking advantage of this gap, the originally lively Li Shimin suddenly stood up and bowed to Li Yuyi:
"Please sir, please teach the students how to avoid the Xuanwu Gate Incident. The people of the world do not want to live with the crime of killing brothers..."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Didn’t anyone mention this to you? Where did you see this?
This student is smarter than expected...
(End of this chapter)