Chapter 296 Xie Yingdeng looks at Feng Shui! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Just ask me if you need anything.”
Since we have to rob a prison and rescue treasures, then the B&B has to help.
After finishing the small sesame seed cakes in his hand, Wu Song made a few requests:
“A barrel of gasoline to burn down the prison after the completion to buy time for escape; a few sets of anti-stab suits, To prevent the participants from being injured, a few more boxes of fireworks were used to disturb the people in the city and stop the pursuing troops.”
That's it?
How come you are robbing a prison and don’t bring as much stuff as someone else has for a picnic?
However, in the original work, You Le and Li Ying Wai cooperated, and the whole process of the prison robbery was extremely smooth. They even had time to go to the home of Mao Taigong, who framed Jie Zhen and Jie Bao, and killed their whole family and Bao Kongmu, who helped frame the crime.
Speaking of which, it was a real loss that Taigong Mao’s family was wiped out.
The two brothers Jie Zhen and Jie Bao were ordered to capture a man-eating tiger. They worked hard in the mountains for many days and finally caught it. As a result, the tiger jumped from the mountain with the help of its last strength even though it had several arrows in its body. Arriving at the yard of Mao Taigong’s house.
The two honest brothers came to ask for money. It was originally a simple matter, but Grandpa Mao and his family became greedy.
Even though Jie Zhen Jie Bao promised that all the rewards from the government would be given to Mao Taigong, and the two of them would be exempted from the government's punishment, Taigong Mao's family remained unmoved and falsely accused the two brothers of stealing. Put into jail.
Mr. Mao's son-in-law, Bao Kongmu, also quickly confirmed the case and sent the two brothers Xie Zhen and Jie Bao to death row, and then pretended to receive the reward for capturing the tiger.
If they hadn't met Le He who was on duty on death row, the two brothers might have been beheaded in this way.
But fate is so wonderful. Lehe, who is as smart as Yan Qing, not only took care of the two brothers, but also rushed outside the city to notify Sister-in-law Sun Xin and his wife.
Sister-in-law Gu immediately made the decision to rob the prison. She deceived Sun Li and his wife on the grounds that she was ill, and then planned to rob the prison. After the incident was completed, she fled to Liangshan.
Should I say it or not, having a cousin like this is a blessing to me.
Although Sun Li has the highest martial arts in the Dengzhou faction, the backbone is Sister-in-law Gu.
This violent tigress who "sometimes gets angry, lifts the well railing and hits her husband on the head; suddenly becomes anxious and knocks off the dealer's legs with a pebble", although she ranks 101st in Liangshan, she has made many achievements. contribution.
To outwit Daming Mansion, she and Sun Xin pretended to be a country couple looking after the lanterns and acted as internal agents.
During the attack on Dongping Mansion, she disguised herself as a poor woman, secretly contacted Shi Jin on the pretext of delivering food to her old master, and agreed on a date for the prison robbery. Unfortunately, the jailer misremembered the big and small steps in the lunar calendar, and Shi Jin asked him again. Date, the result is a waste of time.
When Gao Qiu was defeated three times, she sneaked into Jeju disguised as a woman delivering food and burned down the shipyard.
During the conquest of Fangla, Dusong Pass was damaged by Dong Ping, Zhang Qing, Zhou Tong and other heroes, leaving Liangshan’s senior officials at a loss. Sister-in-law Gu pretended to be a refugee and found out what was behind Dusong Pass. There was a small road that led Shi Qian and others to set fire to successfully capture this important pass.
After countless bloody events, Sister-in-law Gu managed to escape unscathed and returned to Dengzhou to open a restaurant and casino again. This was not only due to luck, she also had real abilities.
Joining Qilin Village now, I wonder what surprises this originator of the savage girlfriend can create.
Wu Song ate a small basket of sesame seed cakes and drank a small pot of pimple soup made by Li Yu using seafood, and was about to leave as soon as he touched his mouth.
Xie Yingdeng stood up and asked:
"Is there any danger in this trip? Do you want help from the trail?"
It must be difficult to operate such a big thing as a prison robbery, Xie Yingdeng's The technique of controlling objects through space might be of great help.
Wu Song said with a smile:
"Don't worry, dear brother, we have planned well, and with the cooperation inside and outside, there won't be any accidents."
Li Yu led Wu Song to the warehouse, and based on the physiques of Zou Yuan, Zou Runlehe and others, he chose Several sets of stab-proof clothing and a large jug of gasoline were brought over.
A full 25 liters is enough to burn a cell mainly made of wood.
Li Yu then dug out six or seven steel knives that he had found from Zhao Dahu, including Xiuchun knives and dog-leg machetes, and asked Wu Song to take them over to increase his own combat power.
After everything was settled, Wu Song handed over to Li Yugong and left the real world with these things.
When Xie Yingdeng saw Wu Song disappear, he prayed specially.
Li Yu said to him:
"Carry the newly bought snacks, I will take you to meet the Nuwa Empress."
"Xiaodao obeys the order!"< br>
Xie Yingdeng hurried to the study, carrying milk tea and snacks, and hurriedly walked to the scenic spot with Li Yu. Diao Chan also followed because she hadn't seen the empress for a long time.
"Li Yu? It's already dark, why did you bring a Taoist priest?"
When I arrived at the gate of Longwang Village, I happened to meet Zhao Dahu sending Wen Jing back. After having a barbecue last time and being publicly executed, these two The leak has been broken, so there is no need to keep it secret.
Li Yu pointed at Xie Yingdeng and said nonsensically:
“This is a Taoist priest invited from other places, specially here to help me with Feng Shui.”
After hearing this, , Zhao Dahu came interested:
"My grandma bought a cemetery and asked many Feng Shui masters to check it out. Some said it was good and some said it was not good. Can you let this Taoist priest help you check it out?"
Good guy, Don’t you believe this?
Unexpectedly, Bandit Mu's words came true, and Xie Yingden actually received the business, but instead of reading palms and reading faces, he looked at the ghost house.
Li Yu glanced at Xie Yingdeng and saw that the little Taoist priest was eager to try, so he agreed:
"Okay, then go tomorrow, he will live here In a few days, help me check out all the Feng Shui in the scenic spot. If you need anything, you can come to us at the B&B at any time.”
"Okay, then tomorrow morning..."
Zhao Dahu was about to say that he would go see Feng Shui tomorrow morning. Xie Yingdeng looked at his face and said:
"At three o'clock tomorrow afternoon, you come to the B&B. I'll go with you to see it."
"Holy shit, did you see something on my face? Taoist priest, can you take a look at our marriage? We will get engaged at the end of the year."
As if he had met a master, Zhao Dahu hurriedly begged and took out his mobile phone to transfer money to Xie Yingden.
Wen Jing also looked hopeful, wanting to know the future of the two of them.
Xie Yingdeng took a serious look at the faces of the two of them:
“When you two first get along, there will be some minor frictions, but as long as you give each other some understanding and patience, you can grow old together hand in hand. , live this life happily."
After that, he waved his whisk:
"It is fate that we met. There is no charge for this meeting. I hope you two can love each other until you grow old. ! ”
Damn it, this little cliché, Xiao Xie, why don’t you stay in the real world and be a bad guy.
Zhao Dahu thanked Xie Yingdeng for his gratitude.
Leaving Dragon King Village, Diao Chan took Li Yu’s arm and wanted to ask Xie Yingdeng something, but was hesitant.
"If you have something to say, Second Mistress, you might as well say it directly. You will tell everything you know."
Ha, someone called me Second Mistress again... The little girl felt happy and blurted out:
"Do you really know how to read fortune tellers? Can you help me do the same?"
"Second Master's wife's fate is precious. There is no need to worry about gains and losses. Your marriage to the immortal is unbreakable."
"Sister Zhou..."
"The same is true for the Grand Master and the Immortal. I dare not say more about the specific details. Once the fate is revealed, it will change."
Xie Yingden is eloquent. Yes, I also specifically explained it by asking for a signature.
Worshiping gods and asking for fortune-telling is a matter of consuming your luck. When your luck is improving, don't ask for fortune-telling or pray to gods. If you pray that way, you may get all the good luck in the future and start to have bad luck.
When it goes down, you can worship it instead. Maybe your bad luck will be absorbed and your life will start to bottom out.
Li Yu was stunned for a moment after hearing his words. Thinking of Zhao Dahu's appearance, he asked curiously:
"Why did you choose to go to see the Feng Shui of the Yin House in the afternoon? Is there anything special about it?"< br>
“We’re going to eat roasted whole lamb in the morning, I’m afraid we’ll be delayed... Tomorrow at three o’clock in the afternoon is the time when Brother Big Tiger’s luck is at its best, so there won’t be any accidents when he goes out by car.”
Good guy, if Zhao Dahu hears these words, the bearded man will probably fight against feudalism and superstition again.
As soon as he reached the area of the statue, Xie Yingden said keenly:
"It seems that there is a mysterious and mysterious force that has enveloped me... Immortal Chief, this is it?"< br>
"You have entered the range of the queen's induction."
After Li Yu just finished speaking, the gentle voice of his old mother sounded in his mind:
"No wonder Xiao Luo is so worried about her. This child's perception is amazing... You asked people to check the Jiutian Xuannv's roots in the Fengshen World. She was very angry, so she planned to have Hua Rong kill Shan Xiongxin as a warning. ”
Damn it, you’re just pretending, right?
Li Yu asked:
"How should I deal with it?"
"Just follow your pace. The more uncomfortable she is, the more it means you are on the right track."
"What if we get revenge again?"
The empress laughed:
"Originally, killing Shan Xiongxin this time was a sure thing, but the good luck cat's luck blocked it, and Xuan The woman couldn't figure out the reason for the interference, so she thought it was some ancient immortals who were causing trouble, so she hurriedly went into seclusion... If you want to kill the people in Liangshan, seize this opportunity. "
Good guy. , the lucky cat actually scared Xuannv?
Think about it. The majestic god of heaven kills a mortal. This is something that can be done easily. The person who executes it is Hua Rong, who is excellent in archery. As a result, the arrow that was shot was forcibly interfered with, and the arrow that originally hit the throat became an arrow in the shoulder.
When this happens, but the source of the interference cannot be estimated at all, everyone will panic.
Arrived in front of the statue, Xie Yingdeng presented offerings and worshiped Empress Nuwa devoutly with Taoist rituals. As soon as he finished worshiping, the empress stuffed a picture of the vast universe into his mind.
Xie Yingdeng immediately sat down cross-legged and began to meditate seriously.
Diao Chan sat down against Li Yu and soon fell asleep.
The empress said distressedly:
"My little darling studies too hard. I'll let her sleep for a while. Don't wake her up."
"Okay."
< br>The empress ate the delicacies brought by Xie Yingdeng and said:
"That little girl Li Fengyang is good. I have accepted her as a registered disciple, and her original short life has also been changed."
Li Yu smiled and told the competition proposed by Li Fengyang. Unexpectedly, the empress was very interested:
"When you fight against foreigners in the future, tell me and I will let Haotian bring the gods of heaven to participate in the battle."
“Mom, aren’t we hostile to the Jade Emperor?”
“Silly boy, China’s own gods, it doesn’t matter life or death behind closed doors, but when there are foreign enemies, they must Let’s talk to the outside world first, this is not a conflict.”
As expected of an old mother, this realization is worthy of praise!
Li Yu talked about the development of several worlds, and then asked:
"If I directly kill all the people in Liangshan, what will be the consequences?"
The Empress said:< br>
"It's best not to do this. The imperial court is about to encircle and suppress them all. If you kill them all, they will either focus on Qilin Village or kill the good ones and take credit... If you don't let people spread rumors in Tokyo, It doesn't matter if Liangshan is defeated, but the cause and effect has been provoked, so it can't be stopped by force."
Well, I didn't expect to frame Liangshan, but shot myself in the foot.
But it's okay to let the imperial army encircle and suppress them first. After they finish cleaning up, they can go to Qilin Village and let them feel what it's like to add insult to injury.
It was almost nine o'clock, Xie Yingden woke up and thanked the statue repeatedly.
The little girl who was so sleepy that her mouth was drooling also rubbed her eyes and woke up. The fatigue in her body was swept away, and the feeling of never getting enough sleep disappeared.
The little girl bowed to the statue and whispered:
"Thank you, mother-in-law!"
Back at the B&B, Li Yu looked at Xie Yingdeng and asked:
"What did the empress give you to understand?"
"The empress told Xiaodao that the universe is boundless and that picture is very precious. , Xiaodao will keep it in mind, and when you have doubts, you will definitely gain something by meditating on it."
Diao Chan trotted to find Zhou Ruotong, told her about falling asleep under the statue, and then held the textbook. , Le Diandian went to study.
The next morning, Li Yu packed up the newly purchased grill and tried the rotation effect. Then he filled it with charcoal, lit it, and started to preheat the oven.
Taking advantage of this time, he took out the lamb that had been marinated overnight, rinsed off the marinade paste on the surface, fixed it on the grill, and started grilling it.
When making barbecue, the marinated meat should be rinsed off, otherwise it will easily burn and give the barbecue a mushy taste.
While Li Yu was barbecuing, Yue Fei went to Water Margin to talk about Yue Shijie again. Under the careful care of An Daoquan, Shan Xiongxin was fine, and he even compared Shan Xiongxin with Zhang Fei with great interest. Hand push-ups.
After watching the video, Xie Yingden said with a smile:
“In my impression, Brother Shan likes to put on airs and rarely laughs with everyone like this.”
In the past, he was the boss of the Black Society, and he couldn't keep his subordinates in check if he didn't behave well.
But now, next to him is Liu Guanzhang, and even if he wanted to, he couldn't do it at this time.
While he was busy, Zhao Dahu came, bringing two sheep, four roasted suckling pigs, a box of chilled squab, fifty pounds of fresh beef, and fifty pounds of raw donkey meat.
Li Yu once again lamented the benefits of being a magic stick.
With so many people coming and going, only Xie Yingdeng helped the B&B earn benefits.
If we open a stall in the scenic area in the future, it will definitely become a new attraction in Fengming Valley, and maybe it will become the most popular item in the scenic area.
"Holy shit, roast a whole lamb? I have to let Xiaojing come and try it."
Zhao Dahu notified Wenjing without saying a word, and asked her to bring Hao Zhenzhen over, and everyone will come together taste.
Li Yu thought that Shi Jin didn't have a weapon yet, so he said to Zhao Dahu:
"You can make me a three-pointed two-edged sword later. Use impact steel. Don't consider the cost."< br>
"Okay, no problem."
Shi Jin is a rare growth-oriented general in Liangshan.
When he first appeared on the scene, he used a long stick, and later switched to a simple sword. However, when he conquered Liao Dynasty, his weapon was upgraded to a three-pointed two-edged sword.
It can be seen from the change of weapons that this guy has been growing.
Wang Jin taught for half a year and it was like this. If he taught for three to five years, wouldn't he be able to train a five-year-old general?
At noon, the mutton was roasted, and Li Yu specially used chili noodles, soybean powder and other condiments to make dry dishes for dipping. Everyone enjoyed the meal.
Of course Mu Guiying did not forget his beloved general in the village. He specially unloaded a leg of lamb and a fan of ribs and sent them over. His enthusiasm made Li Fengyang a little uncomfortable:
"You are Are you jealous of my beauty, so you let me eat until I become fat, so that you can establish your position as the most beautiful woman in Muke Village?"
Of course the leader of Muke Village does not admit it:
"My beauty is a level you can never reach. Even Fairy Little Cicada is willing to be inferior to me, so don't be so sentimental."
Li Fengyang took a bite of the leg of lamb and said:
“Isn’t it true, the Second Mistress is so humble?”
“It’s not modesty, it’s from the bottom of my heart... I took out the throwing knife and pointed it at Mr. , asked her who was the most beautiful, she chose me without hesitation, and also blew a bunch of rainbow farts."
Li Fengyang: "..."
How do you have the nerve to say this so openly. Said it?
Before she could complain, Mu Guiying pinched the girl's pink cheeks and ran away to the real world.
“It’s a roasted whole lamb, it’s delicious!”
Sitting in the restaurant, Lu Bu grabbed the roasted lamb, which was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and devoured it, making his mouth full of oil.
Xie Yingdeng carefully memorized the steps of roasting a whole lamb, and planned to show Shan Xiongxin his skills when he went to Qilin Village.
Lu Bu has a special liking for dry dishes and dipping sauces:
"Brother Xian, prepare some of these ingredients for me. I plan to let Wenyuan take them to the grassland, and eat the kidnapped sheep in the grassland. It will definitely taste more delicious."
Li Yu promised:
"No problem, I'll get you a few dozen kilograms this afternoon."
This afternoon Xie Yingdeng followed Zhao Dahu to see the feng shui of the Yin House. Li Yu planned to go to Longqishan with Professor Zhou and Xiaochan to ask for a lot. Good Luck Cat Pendant.
Water Margin said that Yue Shijie had one person on his side, so that Xuannv would not have to resort to another dirty trick.
Get a big one for Sky Dark Star Yang Zhi to save him from bad luck all the time.
The setting of "Water Margin" is very interesting. As a star in the sky, Yang Zhi has bad luck from beginning to end. Even those who have a good relationship with him will be unlucky.
As an underground star, Jinbaozi Yang Lin's fate is completely opposite. He is simply a little master of European style, but he is still full of European style from beginning to end.
When he first appeared, he was drinking in a roadside shop, met Gongsun Sheng who was returning to his hometown to visit his mother, and got a letter of introduction personally written by the No. 4 leader of Liangshan.
But he did not go to Liangshan immediately. After wandering around for a while, he met Dai Zong again, paid homage to him, and got a second letter of introduction.
As soon as he went up the mountain and Luocao, he had to deal with Zhujiazhuang. He disguised himself as an exorcist to find out information. He was recognized as soon as he entered the village and became the first hero to be imprisoned in Zhujiazhuang.
But because he was imprisoned early, he did not experience the ups and downs of three dozen Zhujiazhuang, and lived peacefully until the end.
When attacking Gaotang Prefecture, Song Jiang failed repeatedly and had no choice but to withdraw his troops. He sent him and Bai Sheng to guard the camp, but Gao Lian came to rob the camp.
It was originally a certain death situation, but instead of dying, Yang Lin shot Gao Lian with a crossbow, buying Liang Shan more than a month.
Later during the Conquest of Fangla, Yang Lin and the six leaders Zhang Heng, Mu Hong, Kong Ming, Zhu Gui, and Bai Sheng were all infected with the plague.
When An Daoquan did not accompany the army, several leaders died of illness one after another. Even Zhu Fu, who stayed to take care of them, was not spared. However, Yang Lin successfully defeated the illness and recovered.
Not only did he receive the reward, but he also lived in seclusion in Yinmachuan with Pei Xuan, making him the number one European god in the Water Margin.
Compared with Yang Zhi’s experience, netizens jokingly called Tiannanxing Tianfa Star, while Diminxing became Diouxing.
Being able to go through many hardships in the Water Margin world without dying, but surviving to the end with all his strength, Yang Lin can be called the most underestimated talent in the book.
Remembering that Yang Lin didn’t seem to have gone to Liangshan yet, Li Yu thought that he could ask the Intelligence Department to find out if he turned around.
With such a European god sitting in charge, even if he does nothing, his actions will be much smoother... As for metaphysics, you still have to believe what you have to believe!
(End of this chapter)