Chapter 299 Arriving at the foot of Liangshan Mountain! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Holy shit, fourteen meters?”
Lu Bu almost sat on the ground. Although he had finished reading "The Romance of the Gods", he also knew that Wu Wenhua was the best in the whole book He is a tall man, but there are no specific measurements in the book, only a few feet tall.
Now that I heard the figure of fourteen meters, I realized that I still underestimated the size of the tallest man.
No wonder this guy can use his mortal body to beat up the group of Qigong practitioners and immortal cultivators in Xiqi. This guy is really awesome, awesome Plath!
When Zi Shou came here for the first time, he called him "Little Man", which made Lao Guan so angry that he couldn't hold him back.
If it was Wu Wenhua who said this, I wonder if Laoguan would fight back with his fists clenched.
Li Yu was also a little confused when he heard this number. He couldn't imagine how high the blood pressure would be, how dense the bones would be, and how strong the muscle fibers would be when a human being grows to such a size.
It can only be said that the world of Fengshen is rich in spiritual energy, which allows ordinary mortals to become such giants.
In fact, Wu Wenhua is not the only giant among the gods. There are two brothers, Fang Xiang and Fangbi, the imperial guards beside Zi Shou. One is three feet four feet and the other is three feet six feet. According to the standards of Shang Chi, these two brothers are People are all over five meters tall. If it were brought to the real world, it would definitely cause a global sensation.
Compared with these two brothers, Wu Wenhua is taller, stronger, and more lethal than anyone else.
In the original work, he went to rob the camp in the middle of the night and killed Xiqi's 200,000 troops. If Yang Jian hadn't urgently used magical powers to scare him away, the entire Xiqi camp would have been slaughtered.
Faced with such a powerful and powerful general, Jiang Ziya and the soldiers around him were helpless. In the end, they could only rely on trickery to trick Wu Wenhua into the valley and burn him to death with fire.
Li Yu thought for a while and planned to find a manufacturer to customize a giant cultural shirt and matching trousers in the name of advertising. If possible, he would order a few more sets to avoid running out of clothes.
In the original work of "The Romance of the Gods", Wu Wenhua, as Yuan Hong's general, actually appeared quite late.
Unexpectedly, Wen Zhong found him in advance and became a small expert in farming. Not to mention, new clothes and other things must be arranged.
Let’s stop busy and see if his weapons need to be upgraded.
In the original work, Wu Wenhua’s weapon is a raking wood, which should be similar to a rake. If he is willing to try modern steel, he can ask Zhao Dahu to help design a new weapon.
Lu Bu handed Zi Shou a piece of watermelon and asked:
"Does Wu Wenhua eat a lot?"
"One meal can eat a cow. If Xiqi really rebels in the future, I want him to go undercover there and starve Xiqi."
What a thick-browed and big-eyed King Zhou. , actually can also use this kind of conspiracy.
Li Yu took a bite of watermelon and said:
"How long can he last for one meal? He doesn't eat three times a day like normal people, right? In this way, he needs three cows a day. "
As rare as the ancient farming cattle were, according to the way Wu culture used them, the land he plowed was not enough for him to make.
Zi Shou took two mouthfuls of watermelon and carefully spat out the seeds on a napkin:
"The Grand Master went to the East China Sea to catch some giant fish, which were probably bigger than the three-story building of the B&B. It’s enough for Wu Wenhua to eat for several days, so there’s no need to worry about food for the time being.”
Did you hunt a blue whale?
Before, I was thinking about processing some large compressed biscuits. Since Wen Zhong can find some for him, let's eat those over there first.
Li Yu wrote down Wu Wenhua’s body measurements and used his mobile phone to find a manufacturer of custom-made advertising shirts.
After a simple communication, the other party accepted the business, and specifically followed Li Yu's request, changing the lining to skin-friendly fabric and making the pants elastic waistband.
After paying the deposit, the manufacturer’s customer service asked:
“What slogan is printed on the front and back?”
Li Yu wanted to say no, but he thought Wu Wenhua’s size was so attractive. Eyes, some words printed on the clothes should have a deterrent effect, so he asked Zishou to write a sentence in oracle bone script:
"Those who harm the human race will be killed without mercy!"
After writing it, take a photo and send it to the manufacturer, and agree with the manufacturer to ship it one week later.
After eating the watermelon, Zi Shou carefully wrapped the collected melon seeds, looked at Li Yu and asked:
"Sir, will these watermelon seeds bloom and bear fruit if planted?"
< br>"It's possible, but it doesn't grow very well. Nowadays, many fruits and vegetables cannot leave their own seeds. I'll buy you some watermelon seeds later. You don't need these."
Lu Bu said with his shoulder Touched by the child:
"Is the fish that Wu Wenhua ate delicious?"
"It's fishy and greasy, full of fat, not delicious... Do you want to try it?"
Lü Bu heard this With these words, he immediately gave up the idea of having a taste:
“Forget it, I’ll just say this...what will my dear brother eat today? If it’s delicious, I’ll eat and then go back. "
" Stewed donkey meat. Last time, Zhao Dahu thanked Xie Yingdeng and bought fifty catties of beef and fifty catties of donkey meat. He stewed all the beef the day before yesterday and started to stew the donkey meat today. "
When he was just moving the prefabricated house, Li Yu took the time to cut the donkey meat into large pieces and stew it on the stove. It was expected that it would be ready in a while.
When Zishou heard about eating donkey meat, he didn’t go back. He sat down with his mobile phone in his hands and started to cache movies and TV series. By the way, he talked about Lu Yue’s research and development process:
“Lv Xian is always using Ding. The thunder power contained in the sea beads successfully made a large bucket of ammonia. The empress lowered the oracle, saying that one drop is enough for several acres of land. From now on, the world of gods will no longer need to use chemical fertilizers. "
Damn it, science + immortality cultivation. The path is indeed correct.
I just don’t know how much Lu Yue can do if he keeps immersing himself in doing it. If he can, then he will also include the fertilizers in other worlds. By then, not to mention supplying the world in the book, he may even dump it in the real world. food.
Lu Bu quickly asked:
"Can you give us a little more peace? My surname is Lu, too. Maybe I am a descendant of Lu Yue for many generations. Even if you don't give it to Xuande and the others, you have to give it to me." A little bit?”
Zi Meng didn’t expect this guy to have all kinds of connections:
“Lv Xianchang has researched many projects, and he was greatly inspired by the chemical information given by his husband. After buying two large barrels of ammonia, which is enough for millions of acres of cultivated land, he took Zhao Gongming and several junior brothers to retreat. I don’t know when they will be released.”
Lu Bu slapped his thigh:
"Damn, I'm still waiting to use the imported chemical fertilizers from Fengshen World... But if your food harvest is good, you can support us a little later."
"Don't worry, Marquis Wen, once the food harvest is good, we will support the Three Kingdoms first. World.”
Soon, the donkey meat was out of the pot.
Li Yu filled a bowl, and just as the three of them were about to eat, Yue Fei came. He was still very tired, and he seemed to be on his way.
Lu Bu picked a piece of donkey meat for him and asked:
"Have you arrived at Liangshan?"
"It's almost there. According to the time in the real world, we can arrive tomorrow. Just now we met Brother Wu and the group of people from Dengzhou. We heard that they were going to Liangshan to give orders. The second brother took revenge, and Sister-in-law Gu clamored for help. "
Li Yu didn't expect such a coincidence to happen.
Zishou took a big bite of the donkey ribs and stuffed a garlic clove into his mouth:
“Aren’t the heroes of the Water Margin coincident with the stars? If they were allowed to go there together, would it be direct? Betrayal? ”
Lu Bu cut half an onion and took a bite:
"No, Erlang carries a sacred stone given by my master, which can block the gaze of heaven and all gods. Pengju has a transcendent status in Buddhism and can also block the stars. "
Yue Fei washed his hands and picked a donkey spine for himself:
"Senior Brother Wu is chatting with his brother-in-law and they will come over later. The student just came to ask. "For a moment, do you want help from the Dengzhou Department?"
Li Yu shook his head and said:
"No, let them live in Qilin Village for a few days first, learn modern equipment such as walkie-talkies, and then go to Daming Mansion to find a suitable hilltop to build a cottage. After Brother Shan recovers from his injuries and takes over, we can then separate some People go to find out the information about Zhending Mansion.”
It goes without saying that Sister-in-law Gu, Sun Xin, and Lehe are good at finding out information.
Zou Run and Zou Yuan can help manage the mountain stronghold, Sun Li is responsible for military training, and the two brothers Xie Zhen and Jie Bao select some soldiers who are good at mountain climbing and train a group of mountain soldiers.
When Yue Fei heard this, he knew what to do:
"Zhu Wu also analyzed it in the same way just now. There are enough people to go to Liangshan, and adding a few more is just the icing on the cake. It is better to go to Qilin Village first. Better.”
Although everyone in the Dengzhou faction saw modern facilities such as mobile phones and all-terrain vehicles, they still felt a little uneasy after not seeing Liu Bei in person.
Only when they meet the big Han Succubus and talk about their inner feelings, will they be completely at ease.
While he was talking, Wu Song also came over:
"Brother Shi shot a few deer, Xie Yingden shot two wild boars and a wild goat, and Yan Qing shot five or six wild geese. They are cooking over there. I am worried that there is not enough food, so I come here to eat.”
Although there are only eight leaders in the Dengzhou clan, Mrs. Gu still has villagers, and Zou Yuan’s village also follows them. Here come dozens of brothers.
As for the Qilin Village side, they also brought hundreds of soldiers to prevent the people from Liangshan from rushing into the formation.
With so many people gathering for dinner, the prey is really not very rich.
Li Yu asked:
"Do you want to send me some wine?"
Wu Song washed his hands, picked up a piece of donkey meat and started eating: "No need, drinking will make things worse. , Taoist priest Qiao was still emphasizing this matter just now.”
As expected of Qiao Daoqing, he is reliable when doing things. Even though he will not encounter any strong enemies in Liangshan this time, he does not take it lightly.
No wonder he was named a national master by Tian Hu. He is indeed very capable.
After eating and drinking, several people packed up the remaining donkey meat and took it away, including the donkey meat soup, preparing to keep it for cooking noodles.
After sending everyone off, Li Yu tidied up the kitchen, came to the study and sat down when he saw the message from Professor Zhou:
"The house has been bought. I will replace the appliances tomorrow. After the appliances are arranged, I can fill it with furniture."
"Thank you for your hard work, wife."
" The agency helped me with the formalities, so I just made a few phone calls, and it was nothing difficult... Are all the prefabricated houses shipped?”
“Well, they’re gone.”
< br>Li Yu recounted the news brought by Zi Shou and mentioned that Wu Song and Yue Fei had met.
Zhou Ruotong said:
"According to the setting of Water Margin in Yue World, the current prefect of Dengzhou is Zongze, a famous anti-gold general. Wu Song rescued people by robbing prisons. I wonder if Zongze will be attracted here. ”
Zongze?
Is it such a coincidence?
I remember that when Yue Fei spear picked Xiao Liang Wang, Zongze was already a capital official.
As soon as the two worlds overlapped, there was such a wonderful connection. If Zongze really came to find him, then we would have to send Xuande, the succubus.
No matter whether we can have a good relationship with him or not, we can't let Zongze say "cross the river" three times in a row and die of regret.
From using Yue Fei as a vanguard against all objections, to arranging Zhang Xian to join the Yue Family Army, this old general is a presence that cannot be ignored in Yue Fei's growth.
Now that we have the conditions, we naturally want to make his life better.
As for whether it is an enemy or a friend in the end, it doesn't matter. The old mother said that it is okay for her own family to fight life and death, but foreigners are not qualified to come and interfere.
Li Yu made a voice call with Zhou Ruotong for a while, and checked Zongze's information for a while, and found that he was really the prefect of Dengzhou now.
I hope Wu Song and the others won't make too much trouble, so that Liu Bei won't be able to ease the relationship.
While checking information, Mu Guiying came upstairs humming a children's song:
"Sir, let's play games together?"
"I don't have time, I have to Are you leaving the job to Fengyang again?”
"No, no, no, I have nothing to do today. I just came over to see if you don't have time to play. Can I take the game console over there? Xiao Fengyang cried and said that the time spent in the real world is too short. She has never played a game console that can be connected to a TV. Let me familiarize her with it.”
Do you think this is worthy of belief?
But he is the empress’s disciple after all. Li Yu waved his hand and said:
“Let’s play with it, don’t get addicted and stay up too late.”
“Don’t worry, sir, If we dare to become addicted, the master will spank us.”
Good guy, I forgot that the empress is watching over there. If these two girls are really addicted to playing, the empress can probably delete the memory of them playing games.
After Mu Guiying left, Li Yu sat in front of the computer and continued to fiddle with the information. Until about ten o'clock in the evening, he patrolled the front and back yards of the B&B with a flashlight, and then returned upstairs. Go to sleep.
Early the next morning, as soon as I got up and prepared to go for a run, the bearded man strode over with a three-pointed two-edged knife:
"Don't say it, you can catch this thing. In my hands, I really feel like I am Yang Jian... Li Yu, if you suddenly do this, is it because there is another performance in the scenic spot?"
"I don't have any plans for the time being, but it's hard to say in the future. .”
Netizens have been looking forward to the martial arts performances in the scenic spot. Unfortunately, the characters in the book world are too busy to perform often, and these are real people. If something unexpected happens, the scenic spot cannot bear this responsibility.
In order to prevent the residents from playing with it, Li Yu carried the three-pointed two-edged knife into the warehouse and put it away, and then went for a run with Zhao Dahu.
After breakfast, Wu Song appeared again. They finally arrived at Qilin Village, where Liu Bei was chatting enthusiastically with everyone in the Dengzhou faction.
Wu Song also specially took a group photo of everyone, and Li Yu finally met everyone in the Dengzhou Department.
First of all, there is Lehe. He is quite handsome. He is on par with Yanqing. He is even taller. He looks very smart at first glance.
Sister-in-law Gu is a very fat woman, she looks neat and outgoing, and she is easy to work with.
Sun Xin, on the other hand, has a loyal face and a bit of introversion. The two have completely opposite personalities.
Sun Li is a general who is about 1.9 meters tall. He carries a steel gun in one hand and a steel whip in the other. He has both long and short weapons, which is quite comprehensive.
The two brothers Xie Zhen and Jie Bao are unattractive in appearance, rustic in appearance, and have no offensive power at all. No wonder Mao Taigong’s family cheated them.
Zou Yuan is a middle-aged man with an impatient personality. Zou Run has a big bump on his head. This is probably where the nickname "One-horned Dragon" comes from.
The eight people stood together with Guan Yu, Liu Bei and others, looking a little restrained in front of the camera, but their faces showed yearning for a happy life.
Obviously, Xuande must have made a passionate speech that moved everyone.
Wu Song went to the kitchen and served himself a small pot of spicy soup, took the remaining pancakes, and said while eating breakfast:
"After a brief chat, they couldn't wait to Contribute your own strength to Qilin Village, especially when I heard that the Jin people will go south and wreak havoc in a few years, I am even more eager to go to the northeast now. "
As expected of Xuande, he is very eloquent.
After Wu Song finished breakfast, he sent Shi Jin's three-pointed two-edged knife over, and then drove away from the B&B and returned to the city to rest.
After traveling for several days, I had to take a shower and change my clothes.
Li Yu was sitting in the study, waiting for news from Yue Fei.
It stands to reason that he should arrive at Shuibo Liangshan today, but there has been no news, which makes him feel a little unsure.
There is no problem with the configuration this time. Not to mention the two top combatants Shi Wengong and Zhang Fei. Even if Lin Chong, the number one master in Liangshan, comes over now, the two of them can easily take care of them.
As for the naval generals, Qiao Daoqing's spells can easily confuse them.
If Hua Rong shows up, Xie Yingdeng will personally give him a ride, sparing Xiao Li Guang a few years of detours.
As for Li Kui, both Yan Qing and Lu Zhishen could easily keep him in submission, and it was not up to Zhang Fei and Shi Wengong to take action.
Water Margin talks about the world of Yue. In front of a hotel near Liangshan, Zhang Fei drove Lu Bu's off-road vehicle and parked at the door. He asked Yue Fei in the co-pilot:
"Is this here?"
"Yes, this is Zhu Gui's hotel outside Liangshanbo. It was here that my little brother saved Shi En last time."
When Zhang Fei heard this, he immediately jumped out of the car, holding the Tang Hengdao in his hand. Just prepare to fight in.
At this moment, a tall man with a three-pronged yellow beard came out and noticed Yue Fei before he could say hello.
The corner of his mouth twitched, he cupped his hands and asked:
"I don’t know why Xiaodi Yue came here this time. If you are looking for Coach Lin, why not come in and have a cup of tea..."
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这人就是上次被岳飞揍了一顿的旱地忽律朱贵，善于伪装，冷血，跟他弟弟笑面虎朱富一样，表面彬彬有礼，背后爱捅刀子。
Zhang Fei didn't like to beat around the bush and asked directly:
"Do you often turn your guests' mochi into jerky? You only need to answer yes or no!"
Zhu Gui nodded subconsciously and said:
"Yes, Xiaoke is indeed..."
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Fei raised Tang Hengdao and slashed at him with lightning speed.
Zhu Gui's entire head was split open like a watermelon, blood splashed everywhere, and his body fell heavily to the ground. His eyes were wide open, as if he couldn't believe that someone would do something at the foot of Liangshan Mountain.
The dry land ignores Zhugui, and China is removed from the list!
Zhang Fei shook the blood off the blade and said coldly:
"By my master's orders, I am here to chop off your dog's head!"
After saying that, he strode into the hotel and asked the dumbfounded waiter:
"Which of you has ever handled human flesh? You can live if you identify others, or you will die if you don't report it. Make your own choice!"
The waiters in the store quickly identified each other. Zhang Fei killed them all without saying a word. Then he went to the back kitchen and looked at the rows of human flesh hanging like bacon. He couldn't help but quench his thirst. One mouthful:
"Trash, I should have come to kill you a long time ago!"
When Mr. Zhang went on a killing spree, Yue Fei found the sounding arrow used for communication.
The little guy picked up the long bow hanging on the wall and came outside. He drew the arrow for a full moon, then suddenly let go, and the arrow immediately flew towards Shuibo Liangshan with a sharp whistling sound...
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