Chapter 314 Dian Wei: Oops, the emperor is lost! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Come in, don’t stand at the door.”
Li Yu got up from the ground slightly embarrassed, but he didn’t expect that the image of a superior person he had always maintained would actually be there. The secret was leaked in front of the eldest disciple.
Liu Xie walked into the study, straightened his clothes, knelt down and saluted Li Yu respectfully, and touched his head to the ground:
"Greetings, Sir, Xie has been looking forward to it day and night, and finally he can come. I went to the real world and listened to my teacher’s teachings face to face...”
From Luoyang to Chang'an, the little guy's heartstrings had been tense. Now he suddenly saw Li Yu, his voice was choked, and he couldn't hold it any longer.
Waiting for him to finish speaking, Li Yu helped him up:
"Crying makes you feel a little more relaxed?"
"Yes... The student has lost his temper. Please punish him. "
You are so well-behaved, so I will punish you... Li Yu asked him to sit down, and then placed a basket of snacks in front of the little guy:
"Take a few bites to calm down first. Don't get excited. Come here whenever you want. This will always be your home."
Hearing the word "home", Xiao Liu Xie's eyes turned red and he wanted to cry again. .
Li Yu patted him on the shoulder and noticed that the twelve crowns on this guy's head could not be seen by the elders of the Zhou family, otherwise the four kind and kind brothers would not be able to steal his head. ah.
Liu Xie ate a piece of peanut candy and his mood relaxed. Li Yu asked:
"How do you know the location of the study?"
"As soon as the student arrived in the real world, he met Sister Guiying. She said that she was the guardian fairy of Mr. Personal quirks.
For example, at the gate of the B&B, as soon as Mu Guiying's identity was confirmed, Liu Xie called out "Sister Mu, Your Majesty," which made Marshal Mu elated, so he did not scare him with a flying knife.
Li Yu said:
"I will call Yue Fei and Li Shimin over later. You three will get close to each other first and change your clothes. Don't always wear formal clothes here in the future. Be casual. Son.”
In order to make the eldest apprentice put down his guard, Li Yu added:
"Over there you are the emperor who always maintains his identity, but here you are just my student. You can play whenever you want and laugh whenever you want. Smile, relax.”
“Thank you, master!”
Three apprentices, three states.
Li Shimin is naughty and lively, with many clever ideas; Yue Fei is honest and loyal, full of loyalty and patriotism; Liu Xie, although the youngest, has the greatest pressure among the three.
Especially when Dong Zhuo was in charge of the court, the little guy probably secretly wiped away tears in the middle of the night.
"Little Emperor Xian, come on, come on, eat watermelon!"
The master and apprentice were chatting when Mu Guiying came in with a cut watermelon on a tray and gave it to Liu without any explanation. Xie picked a big piece.
Li Yu said speechlessly:
"Xiandi is Liu Xie's posthumous title after his death. He will not dedicate the throne in the future, and the posthumous title will definitely change. Don't call it that, it is unlucky. ”
"Okay sir, let me call you Xiao Xiexie? It feels like the heels...forget it, I'll call you little crab from now on. I hope you can be domineering and fearless like a little crab!"
䱱It's strange to have nicknames... Li Yu took out his mobile phone, took a photo of Liu Xie and sent it to Zhou Ruotong:
"Daughter-in-law, our eldest apprentice is here."
Professor Zhou replied very quickly:
“Let him change his clothes. It’s such a hot day. Don’t let the heat cause any harm. The little guy will look bitter and resentful. He doesn’t know that he is in the palace. How much hardship have you endured?”
He had lost his mother since he was a child, and the Empress Dowager Dong who single-handedly raised him also passed away when He Jin was in power, and was then controlled by Dong Zhuo like a puppet on strings.
Such a child makes people feel distressed just looking at it.
Li Yu promised:
"Find some clothes for him to change into now."
Liu Xie and Li Shimin are about the same height. You can get little Taizong's clothes later. Put it on for him.
Thinking of this, Li Yu took out a room card from the drawer, strolled to Li Shimin and Yue Fei's room, swept the door open, opened the closet with the "Tian Khan" sticky note on it, and started looking for clothes.
Zhou Ruotong recently bought a lot of clothes for the little guy, especially summer clothes. Many of them were unopened and were just given to little Liu Xie.
Li Yu picked out a short-sleeved shirt with Super Saiyan printed on it, and picked up a pair of matching shorts and Li Shimin's newly bought beach sandals, while digging out a pack of unopened underwear.
After getting ready, he called Liu Xie over:
"Put on your clothes. Wear Li Shimin's first, and I will buy you new ones later."
Liu Xie opened his mouth and asked in a low voice:
"Sir, brother Shimin won't be angry with such precious clothes, right?"
Li Yu reassured:
"No, he is eager for you to wear it."
If you wear his clothes, he will have the opportunity to ask you for assistance such as armor and weapons... Xiao Shimin never engages in loss-making business. .
Liu Xie took off his crown, changed into clothes, and tied his hair into a simple ponytail.
“It always feels weird...”
Although Liu Xie has been exposed to real-world objects for a long time and often watches cartoons and the like, Liu Xie still felt a little agitated when he suddenly changed into modern clothes. Not used to it.
Especially the hair, it feels like not wearing a crown, as if you are not wearing any clothes.
“Just get used to it slowly in the future.”
After leaving the room, the two went to the study to continue eating watermelon. Mu Guiying was leaning on the sofa like a mollusk, arranging dinner with her fingers:
"The little crab hasn't eaten sweet and sour pork ribs yet, so I have to Let’s have some stir-fried yellow beef. I’m not satisfied with the roasted pork with dried bamboo shoots at lunch... Oh, I can’t think about it. I’m hungry again when I think about it.”
Li Yu ate a piece of watermelon and was just about to eat it. Saying that she didn't have a good posture, Lu Bu walked into the study.
Seeing Liu Xie, the guy looked surprised:
“Am I dazzled? When did your Majesty come?”
Liu Xie was eating vigorously at this moment, his face was full of watermelon juice. When he suddenly saw Lu Bu, he felt guilty and wanted to act like an emperor again, but he felt that the clothes had no sense of majesty.
Li Yu helped his eldest apprentice to smooth things over:
“I just came here and changed into Li Shimin’s clothes... By the way, brother, hurry up and have a look over there, don’t scare Dian Wei. , leading the army to look for him all over the world. "
"Okay, I'll go now!"
Lu Bu hurriedly left the study after grabbing two watermelons and returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms.
Liu Xie sat on the chair a little awkwardly, wiping the watermelon juice on his hands and face with a tissue. He finally came to the real world, but he couldn't let go.
"Little Crab, can you be a little childlike and innocent?"
Mu Guiying thinks that the three children in the B&B have their own characteristics, and Li Shimin, the crybaby, is better. He is a child, but he is not much better. He sheds tears easily and cries more than girls.
Li Yu said:
“I’m not used to it yet. It was the same when you first came here.”
"No way, I just wanted to kill you and show you off in front of the master. Innate creatures, even flies and mosquitoes in ancient times, are very powerful."
Li Yu: "..."
I have no need to talk to you.
Seeing that it was getting late, he said to the two of them:
"I'm going to the kitchen to cook. Guiying, please take Liu Xie around the B&B to get familiar with it first. environment.”
They had to be separated before Gouzi could call Li Shimin and Yue Fei over.
When he came downstairs, Li Yu met Lu Bu who was coming in a hurry:
"Fortunately, I went back. Lao Dian was interrogating the eunuchs and maids of the Beigong with his two halberds. It didn't matter. It’s not that there was no gain, I dug out several spies from aristocratic families.”
Dian Wei finally got a job of guarding the emperor, but in the blink of an eye the emperor disappeared. This guy was a rude man and didn’t say a word. He immediately arrested the maid and eunuch from a nearby palace and began to interrogate him.
If Lu Bu hadn't rushed to the palace in a hurry, there might have been a lot of trouble.
Li Yu took a bag of kelp and soaked it in the basin, and said to Lu Bu:
"Go back and talk to Dian Wei and the others. Don't be so surprised and affect the stability of Chang'an... Liu Xie tonight I'm staying in a B&B and will take him to the city tomorrow. Will everything be okay at court?"
"No, I've communicated with Xun Wenruo and he asked me to say hello to Brother Xian. The perfume I bought smells so good that I can’t help but spray it several times a day.”
If this continues, even if Xun Yu no longer assists Cao Cao, there will still be a story about Xun Ling’s fragrance.
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Those are basic colognes and men's perfumes. If he particularly likes the smell, he can buy some separately later." In addition to perfume, Li Yu also provided Xun Yu with several boxes of incense.
Placed throughout the palace, the entire office area is fragrant and can make the officials at work full of energy and energy.
After soaking the kelp, Li Yu took some more pig's trotters and soaked them.
Lu Bu asked:
"What are you planning to do?"
"Pork trotters stewed with kelp, also known as running your hand through my hair... Liu Xie comes to the real world for the first time, so dinner should be sumptuous."
Lu Bu didn’t expect that braised pig’s feet with kelp had such a nice name, so he quickly wrote it down so that he could show it off when he cooked this dish in the Three Kingdoms World.
Although our Lao Lu is not very knowledgeable, he is a civil servant after all, so he still needs to master some knowledge points in order to appear knowledgeable.
Li Yu didn’t hear the sound of the pickup truck and asked:
"Zi Shou drove away?"
"Yes, I have mastered everything. I plan to drive there to practice. When the time comes, let Wu Wenhua follow. Even if the car overturns, he can easily hold it up."
Damn, he’s quite capable.
Wu Wenhua’s clothes will arrive in the next two days. I hope they will fit so that this ordinary mortal can have new clothes to wear.
Not long after, Li Shimin came to the real world. He first changed into his short-sleeved shorts and flip-flops in the tin house, then tied up his hair, and then washed his face. As soon as he walked out of the warehouse, he saw Mu Guiying led Liu Xie around.
"Eh? His Majesty Liu Xie?"
"It's my little brother, greeting brother Shimin."
Li Shimin laughed, he didn't expect that the gentleman would really bring this little brother over. I finally He’s not the youngest child in the B&B!
He said cheerfully:
“No wonder sir summoned me here. I didn’t expect you to be here. Brother Fei should be here too later. We three brothers are finally at the B&B. Gather together!”
As soon as he said this, Mu Guiying flicked him on the head:
“You are not allowed to form gangs in the B&B... Little crab, have you not eaten the fried crab made by your husband? ? "
Liu Xie couldn't keep up with Mu Guiying's thinking:
"Sister Guiying, are you planning to imitate Li Kui and eat me?"
" What are you thinking? It's a little crab by the river. Forget it, I won't call you this nickname. It's easy to confuse it with food... Little Taizong, you two each bring a small bucket and follow me. Let's go get some ingredients. ”
Mu Guiying took her children to play in various ways. The three of them each carried small buckets and walked along the hillside behind the B&B to the valley under the rope bridge. They turned over the stones by the river and started looking for crabs.
Liu Xie grew up in a deep palace. The only two times he left the palace were once when he was kidnapped by Zhang Rang and others and taken to the vicinity of Mang Mountain, and the second time when he moved the capital.
So he felt very strange along the way, especially when he opened the clean stone crevices and saw a flat crab inside.
He clumsily caught it with a clip and threw it into the bucket. He asked seriously:
"Sister Guiying, can this be eaten?"
"Yes, it's super delicious."
Li Shimin had eaten hairy crabs and swimming crabs at a B&B. Suddenly seeing this kind of small stone crab, he felt a little uncomfortable:
"Don't you want to eat it before you grow up? ?”
“This kind of little crab won’t grow big. Hurry up. If you don’t have enough food when it gets dark, Sister Zhou will punish you by writing exam papers.”
Speaking of Professor Zhou, Liu Xie said respectfully:
“The student hasn’t paid his respects to the master’s wife yet. It’s quite rude to dress like this.” I have prickly heat...just call me Master later, but don’t call me Master, otherwise she will be angry.”
In the evening, the three of them returned to the B&B with their harvests, and happened to meet someone driving over. Zhou Ruotong.
As soon as Liu Xie was about to kneel down and salute, he was stopped by Professor Zhou:
"No need to kowtow, kneeling down and saluting is not popular in the real world. Shimin, please help Liu Xie get familiar with him. Peng Ju is here. ”
Yue Fei was peeling garlic at the door of the kitchen. When he heard the words, he ran over quickly:
"Master, the boy is already here."
"You three must take care of each other and help each other in the future. What's on your mind?" You can talk to each other about anything, don’t be restrained, and don’t feel any pressure.”
With the addition of three sons out of thin air, Zhou Ruotong feels like she is both a mother and a teacher.
Yue Fei, Liu Xie, and Li Shimin saluted respectfully, and then continued their work.
Not long after, Zishou and Qin Qiong also came. They put on beach pants and beach shoes in the tin house and chatted about their respective worlds with great interest.
When Wu Song drove over, everyone gathered at the B&B again.
In the small private room, the adults drank beer, the children drank drinks, and the two ladies drank juice. They all expressed their welcome to Liu Xie. The little guy was very moved and thanked him politely.
Mu Guiying picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork and ate it:
"It's a pity that Fairy Little Chan isn't here, otherwise she would definitely go crazy after seeing this dish."
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Zhou Ruotong said with a smile:
“The school also serves sweet and sour pork, and it’s pretty good. A few days ago, I went to deliver a blanket to Xiaochan, and we had dinner together in the cafeteria. She was under a lot of pressure to study, and her appetite was obviously high. A lot, but my body has lost weight."
After hearing this, Mu Guiying quickly took out her phone and clicked on the video button:
"Sister Zhou, say it again, I am. Record it and play it for a little fat guy to listen to. Studying can actually help you lose weight. This is perfect for that little lazy guy’s needs.”
Li Shimin: “…”
In front of me, can you please stop giving my eldest sister a nickname?
Li Yu ate the freshly fried small crabs, took a sip of beer from the wine glass, and asked Qin Qiong:
"Has the second brother arrived in Chang'an?"
< br>"Not yet, heavy snow blocked us. We passed Tongguan and didn't go any further. Instead, we went to Pangu Temple to have a look. After meeting up with Chai Shao, we secretly dismantled the statue that Li Yuan had set up for me..."
A few years ago, Qin Qiong saved the lives of Li Yuan's family in Lintong Mountain, and beat Yang Guang so hard that he vomited blood. Unfortunately, he hadn't come to the real world at that time and didn't know what would happen next. Otherwise, Yang Guang should have been killed. , and save you the trouble of the following things.
Now that Yang Guang is about to take office, leaving the statue may lead to impeachment, so it is better to demolish it in advance to avoid being liquidated later.
The next step is to enter Chang'an City and encounter a series of changes.
In the original work, Yuwen Chengdu tightly guarded the city gates due to the Lantern Festival Lantern Festival. Qin Qiong, Wang Bodang, Xie Yingdeng, Chai Shao, Xiong Kuohai, Qi Biao, and Li Bao hid in Qiu Rui's house. Three or four months later, it wasn't until Qiu Rui went to Pangu Temple to offer incense that they blended into the team and left Chang'an City safely.
Qin Qiong doesn’t plan to stay that long this time.
Enter Chang'an City in advance to visit Qiu Rui and his aunt, make friends with Li Jing, then find a relationship with the bow seller Xiong Kuohai, rescue the daughter of the hotel owner who was snatched away by Yu Wen Chenghui, and then leave Chang'an City.
"The court will be in chaos and the current situation will be turbulent. Brother Yu plans to take this opportunity to move his family to Fengming Village and save money instead of robbing the emperor. I don't have to take the blame for him. We can just develop our own power with peace of mind."
After reading "The Legend of Xing Tang" and spending a long time in the real world, Qin Qiong has a deeper understanding of friendship.
He thinks that having only three or five close friends is enough, but having too many friends becomes a burden. For example, in the original work, they all seem to be good brothers, but it is Shan Xiongxin who suffers.
The last time he sacrificed his life to save Shan Xiongxin was to make up for the regrets in the original work.
Now, the two good brothers have gone to Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue. Wang Bodang and Fa Xiaocheng Yaojin are preparing for the uprising in Fengming Village. He can't just hang around in the rivers and lakes all the time, and he has to go and help. .
Lu Bu reminded:
"The two brothers Wu Yunzhao and Wu Yunxi are also good. They recruit useful talents and recruit them, and then secretly train their troops. When the time is right, they will use artillery and other items to directly pacify the world."< br>
In just ten years, Liu Bang conquered the whole country twice. This shows that in the face of absolute advantage, wars can be quelled very quickly.
Qin Qiong nodded and said:
“This is how we arranged it, and we strive to build a strong country as soon as possible.”
Listening to everyone's discussion, Liu Xie felt like he had come into contact with the mastermind behind history.
Who would have thought that the wheel of history would not repeat the same mistakes, but would turn in another prosperous direction under the control of Mr.
Everyone had eaten and drank enough. Li Shimin and Yue Fei took Liu Xie to take a bath and tidied up his clothes in preparation for going out to play tomorrow.
Zi Shou was thinking about driving practice and hurriedly returned to the world in the book.
Qin Qiong brought some food and high-strength liquor to Qi Biao, Li Bao, Chai Shao and others, and left the real world.
Wu Song did not go back immediately, but went to Qilin Village to visit Zhou Tong. By the way, he chatted with Liu Bei and the others for a while and talked about various changes in the real world.
Hearing that Liu Xie also became an administrator, Liu Bei was very happy:
"By being exposed to the real world, Liu Xie can know how to be a good emperor. The rise of the Han Dynasty will be unstoppable. Bei We must also seize the time to build a big man again!”
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Brothers, today is just one chapter. After going downstairs to get a haircut on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, Now I have never been out of the house or downstairs. I have been spinning for the past two days and my mind is feeling dizzy. Today, I will take a short break and take advantage of the second day of February to take a breather, collect my thoughts and try to write a more exciting story! Sorry everyone, bow!
(End of this chapter)