Chapter 329 I really envy Lao Guan for having a friend like me! [Requesting monthly votes]
With the order, all the soldiers in the ambush circle took out their dry food and water bags and started eating.
Wei Xu took a piece of dough bread supported by Muke Village, spread some chili oil on the surface, put a few wild onions pulled nearby, added some air-dried mutton, rolled it up, and handed it to Lu Bu: < br>
“Is this the way the meat is rolled into a big cake made by Mr.?”
“It’s different. The meat is made from freshly baked bread, rolled with marinated pork head and elbow meat. Spread a little more sauce, place two crisp and delicious lettuce leaves and shredded onions, and the heat of the pancake will bring out the flavor of the meat. It’s so delicious.”
After Lu Bu finished speaking, he took a big bite of the dry and hard noodle pancake and promised his brother-in-law:
"After this battle is over, I will go to the B&B to make you a big pancake rolled with meat, so that you can have a good taste!"
“Thank you, brother-in-law!”
Cao Xing came from a distance while eating a piece of compressed biscuit, then sat down on the green grass next to him and said to Lu Bu and Wei Xu Said:
"The new artillery in Qilin Village is really good. The scale on it is also very easy to use. It also comes with a level... When can we produce it?"
The so-called spirit level is actually a level calibrator with bubbles. The construction equipment Wu Song sent to Qilin Village had this kind of thing before. Ling Zhen saw it and dismantled it all and installed it on the artillery. Li Yu simply bought some and gave them to him. All artillery is equipped.
After determining the horizontal position, it is much more convenient to calibrate the muzzle angle.
Lu Bu took another bite of noodles:
“Qilin Village is at the forefront of artillery research, so we don’t need to invest again. We can just bring some talents from there. "It will save you trouble."
As he said this, he saw military advisor Xun You studying a hand-drawn map. He didn't even bother to eat, so he quickly took out a big bag from Red Tuma's backpack. A piece of braised beef wrapped in plastic wrap was handed over:
"Gong Damo has to ignore his health for work. He should eat and drink. I still have a small bottle of Niu Er here. How about two taels?"
If Guo Jia followed, he would definitely be overjoyed at this moment.
But Xun You was different from that Jiu Mengzi. He waved his hands and refused:
"Sir, he said that alcohol will slow down the brain. It won't be too late to drink it after defeating the alien race... After the war is over, the Bingzhou grassland should be very stable within a year or two, and you can be free to think about the Central Plains and Yizhou."
As he said this, Zhang Liao's voice came from the remote intercom again:
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"General, after drone reconnaissance, the central flag of the coalition forces is named Tuoba. It should contain the royal family of Tuoba and Xianbei. Was it captured alive or beheaded?"
Xianbei?
Hearing this name, Xun You quickly took out his tablet computer, found relevant information from the downloaded electronic document, and said seriously:
"This is a group of people who migrated south from the Northeast. After the nomadic people, the main force of the Northern Huns moved westward, the Tuoba clan in Xianbei went south, occupied the territory that originally belonged to the Northern Xiongnu, and absorbed the remaining Northern Huns... After Tan Shihuai's death, Xianbei fell into pieces, and the Tuoba royal family became more powerful. Are they seriously injured? Do they want to rely on the oracle to make a desperate move? "
When they were alone and weak, they suddenly received the decree from Changshengtian. Naturally, the Tuoba clan would not miss this opportunity. Once they won, It is estimated that he will advertise that he is the person protected by Changshengtian, and those small tribes who have never seen the world will immediately flock to him.
Unfortunately, their plans are destined to fail.
Because the oracle of Changshengtian does not work at all in front of the cannon and gunpowder of the Chinese Dynasty.
Xun You flipped through the information again and said:
“Whether the Tuoba clan will be in good health thirty years later, a man named Tuoba Liwei came to power and restored the precarious Tuoba clan. Carry it forward, and even participate in Wuhuanhua in the future..."
Before he finished speaking, Cao Xing patted the grass clippings on his body:
"Then there's no need to keep it, right? Mr. Zhongde is planning to put Wuhu's head in the shape of the five-ring symbol of the Olympics in the real world... We are all cultural people, so we can't delay Military Advisor Cheng's work. Artistic creation."
As for Cheng Yu's preferences, Xun You sighed helplessly:
"Fortunately, there are no war crimes and Geneva Conventions here, otherwise Cheng Zhongde would be thrown into jail. "
Lu Bu glanced at the power distribution map on the tablet, took the walkie-talkie and ordered:
"Wenyuan, bring them here first... The imperial court's resources are in decline now. The people don’t have enough to eat, so try not to keep any prisoners in this battle.”
Normally, these aliens should be captured and brought to the Guanzhong Plain to participate in road construction and other construction.
But now the people are doing a good job in providing work-for-relief. When these prisoners go, not only will they be given some food, but they will also need to be guarded by a large army to guard against them mutinying and defecting at all times, which is not cost-effective.
In addition, the aliens took the initiative to attack, and if the movement was not made louder, the majesty of the Han would not be reflected at all.
So this battle will most likely end in Zhujingguan.
Xun You took out the tactical saber given by Li Yu, divided the beef, and handed it to Lu Bu, Cao Xing, Wei Xu and others:
"Foreign people are afraid of power but not moral. They really need to conquer their fear before they can communicate normally."
A few people were nibbling big cakes and eating beef, and a few soldiers nearby took out a cassette stove. I cooked a piece of tea cake and distributed it to everyone one by one in an enamel jar.
After eating and drinking, and taking a short rest, the soldiers began to put on their armor.
After finishing his work, Cheng Yu also used the walkie-talkie to report the preparations of the servant army:
"We have all finished eating and are wiping our weapons. Once the coalition forces enter the encirclement, we will go around. Go to the rear to cover up and kill, and you will never miss anything.”
Although they were servants, their equipment was quite good. Lu Bu had previously opened the armory in Jiuyuan City and replenished them with the weapons inside.
Of course, these weapons are not given in vain. When distributing the weapons, Lu Bu said that each person owes him five heads. The gods are counting them in the sky. If there are not enough, they will be punished by heaven.
These words made Zhang Daoling complain for a while, how can a god have such a strong taste that he helps you count heads every day?
But Lu Bu is the empress’s registered disciple after all, and the stone tablet has been pushed out for hundreds of miles, so Lao Zhang is still very happy to complain.
The larger the territory, the more power of belief and thought, and the more prosperous the Chinese race will be.
From now on, the whole world will be the territory of China, and it is exciting to think about believing in the gods of China.
A few hours later, Zhang Liao led two thousand cavalry in front, followed by a large group of Wuyangyang foreign cavalry in strange costumes. Except for the Chinese army maintaining the pursuit formation, the formation on the two wings was already in chaos.
Obviously, Zhang Liao's proactive provocation made these foreigners eager to make contributions, and they even began to think of ways to steal the credit.
Zhang Wenyuan seemed to be in a panic, but while galloping on his horse, he did not forget to pick up his bow and arrow, turn around and shoot at the grassland people behind him.
The distance between the two sides was a bit far, so arrows naturally could not hit those foreigners, but the provocation was very strong. Many people in the coalition were so angry that they went shirtless and wanted to capture Zhang Liao alive.
On both sides of the valley, Lu Bu watched this scene with a telescope and gave an order to Wei Xu:
"Tell everyone to calm down and don't fire without my order!"
etc. These people could only fire when they were completely deep into the valley. As for the buried explosives, they naturally had to wait until they were completely inside the circle before they could be detonated.
Thanks to real-world funding, Muke Village already has a remote-controlled detonation device.
The valley where everyone set up an ambush is not steep, but is a gentle slope covered with green grass. This is why Cheng Yuxunyou is confident that he can bring in the foreign coalition forces.
"The man riding the red horse in the Chinese army must be the Xianbei royal family, right?"
Wei Xu raised his telescope and stared at the Chinese army, and was soon attracted by the general who was guarding him. The man rode a red horse. The tall horse is as big as the red rabbit.
Lü Bu also noticed it and specifically said on the intercom:
“Pay attention to that horse, don’t kill it for me!”
Wang Junke promised Laoguan’s Chi The rabbit horse has not been cashed in for a long time. At the critical moment, we have to look at our old Lu... Thinking of Guan Yu's elation after receiving the horse, Lu Bu felt a surge of anticipation.
From now on, when Liu, Guan, and Zhang saw me, they all lowered their heads and behaved like human beings!
The thunderous sound of horse hooves is getting closer and closer. In the telescope, those alien races are stuffing food into their mouths while galloping on their horses. There are even some who are drinking. After drinking, they are shouting. Yell, cheer yourself up.
Obviously, this is a tired army that relies solely on looting to maintain its excitement.
When Zhang Liao turned into the valley, the coalition forces also swarmed in pursuit.
Deep in the valley, Zhang Liao said to his generals:
"Change horses!"
Everyone quickly put on their spare horses. As soon as they formed the cavalry formation, the roar of cannons rang out, mixed with fireworks and various fireworks.
Under the sunset, this scene has a different kind of beauty.
But in the eyes of the alien coalition, there is no sense of beauty at all, and they feel like they have been led into a devil's cave.
The tens of thousands of cavalry troops suddenly fell into chaos. They were originally a hastily assembled coalition with no integrated training and no emergency plan. When they encountered the current situation, they all panicked.
Especially the pieces of corpses that had been blown up and fell like rain, making this group of aliens who had just been determined to win suddenly wither.
Before rushing into the valley, they felt that this was a battle that must be won. Some people even discussed grabbing heads. However, after entering, the rolling thunder not only extinguished the flames in their hearts, many people even directly He fell off his horse and kowtowed, praying to the gods to spare his life.
There were also some who were a little calmer and turned around to leave, but the explosives buried at the entrance of the valley exploded at the right time, completely shattering the courage of these foreigners.
Lu Bu pinched his brows and said:
“Damn, this good fight is almost turning into a lawn mowing game.”
He picked up the walkie-talkie and gave the attack order:
"The artillery continued to suppress the fire, dispersed the gathered cavalry, and the whole army surrounded them... Be careful not to hurt the mounts, they are still waiting to use these horses to repay the debt. "
After the order was given, all the cavalry ambushed around the valley came out.
Especially the 500-man heavy cavalry unit ambushing at the far side of the valley. The men were wearing armor, the horses were wearing armor, and even the horses' heads were wearing black masks made of metal, which was full of oppression. The tank-like heavy cavalry rolled over and completely overwhelmed a group of foreign cavalry that had just been organized. Most of them were hacked to death with knives or trampled to pieces by horses.
The few people who were lucky enough to survive were so frightened that they became incontinent and lay on the ground sobbing, completely losing their ability to resist.
Lü Bu was thinking about the horse in the army, and rushed in quickly on the red rabbit. Fang Tian's halberd flew up and down, and he chopped off the heads of the aliens like he was chopping melons and vegetables.
Soon, he rushed to the center of the army. Seeing Lu Bu rushing towards him, the Tuoba royal family suddenly pulled out a scimitar inlaid with gems:
"Han Dog, take your life..."
Before he could say the word "come", his head flew away first.
Lu Bu originally wanted to capture this guy first and inquire about the current situation of the Tuoba clan, but when he heard the word "Han dog", there was no need to ask the question. Anyway, this is a nation destined to be wiped out.
When the tribe was exterminated, they announced to the tribes in the grasslands that the Tuoba clan was exterminated for insulting the hussar general... Young people who do not understand the rules of the workplace are destined to suffer big losses!
Lü Bu swept the headless corpse off his horse with a halberd pole. Wei Xu's eyelids beside him were vivid. He quickly got off his horse and picked up the gem scimitar in the corpse's hand. He found the scabbard and put it back, and handed it to Lu Bu:
"My husband treated me to so much roasted chicken, so I will lend this knife to him as a gift to the Buddha."
"Okay, I will bring it to him later. What do you want? You still want to eat Roast chicken? ”
Wei Xu thought for a while, shook his head and said:
"Brother-in-law, I want to study...I want to study with Mr. Wenhe or Mr. Wenruo, is that okay?"
Lü Bu was overjoyed:
"Of course. When you get back, I will transfer you to Mr. Wen He as an assistant, and your salary will continue to be hung in the Cavalry General's Mansion... Don't grin. If you don't give me twenty heads today, just treat it as if I didn't." "I said it."
When Wei Xu heard this, he immediately got on his horse and rushed towards the fleeing grassland aliens with the spear produced by Longwang Village.
Lu Bu rode the Red Rabbit horse and led Red Rabbit No. 2 away from the battlefield and went to the nearby hillside.
"Damn, he looks very similar to Chitu. I really envy Laoguan. I am so touched to have such a good friend who knows both cold and hot things..."
This guy looks at Looking at Red Rabbit No. 2, I felt that this charcoal-like red horse was no different from Red Rabbit. If Lao Guan saw it, he would definitely be happy from ear to ear.
When he was teasing Laoguan, Xun You not far away was holding a walkie-talkie and constantly giving orders based on the footage captured by the drone:
"Hou Cheng, on your right Hundreds of cavalry seem to be gathering, disperse them!”
"The heavy cavalry continues to charge forward and chop up the foreign general who shouted!"
"The artillery fire extended forward three hundred meters and scattered the group of broken troops in the northwest corner again!"
"Cavalry archers should not get too close, follow the trained kite-flying tactics to harvest heads, and do not engage in close combat with bayonets. This is an unwise move!"
"..."
Part 1 During the first operation to kill Dong Zhuo, Xun You had been acting as Lao Jia's assistant, and for the first time he saw the charm of strategizing.
Now it was finally his turn to lead a war, and Xun Gongda was very excited.
As for Cheng Yu, although he also participated in formulating tactics, this old boy is more concerned about artistic creation, rather than the mentality of a chess player who is strategizing and winning thousands of miles away.
By the time the sun sets deep into the mountains, the battle has basically ended with an overwhelming advantage.
In fact, when Cheng Yu led tens of thousands of servants to fight over, the battle was no longer suspense.
The tens of thousands of alien coalition forces were completely overwhelmed, and less than a hundred soldiers escaped. After they returned, they would vividly describe the battle to their tribesmen.
It is estimated that it will not be long before the nomadic peoples in the north will move south and surrender.
Xun You lit a piece of Hibiscus King and took a deep breath:
"It's a pity that Xianbei's Kebi Neng and Bu Dugen are not here, otherwise I would have to ask for advice."< br>
Lü Bu signaled his soldiers to turn on the searchlights, and said with a smile:
"Don't worry, fair, if there is a chance, we all have a chance to fight against these foreign races in the north."
After saying that, he led Red Rabbit No. 2 and walked towards the "door" set up next to him:
"I will report the results of the battle to Li Xiandi, and send the horse over by the way to make Lao Guan happy in advance. Happy. "
The specific seizures in this battle will probably not be known until tomorrow.
But it doesn’t matter, all the debts will be cleared anyway, and you will even become a creditor.
It is already late at night when we arrive in the real world.
Lu Bu led the horse to the backyard, and happened to meet Li Yu and Li Shimin patrolling with flashlights.
The master and apprentice originally planned to patrol around and play two games. Anyway, the master's wife is not here, and tomorrow is the weekend, so they can relax.
Seeing Lu Bu, Li Shimin's eyes lit up:
"Marquis Wen succeeded?"
"Yes, he succeeded. Go back and tell Wang Junke that Laoguan's horse There is no need for him to look for it, I have already helped him find Red Tuma No. 2.”
Only then did Li Yu notice that the big red horse in front of him was not Red Rabbit, otherwise this guy would have already started to quarrel with the yellow gelding in the stable.
But this horse looks very similar to Red Rabbit. If it were sent to Water Margin to talk about Yue World, no matter how cold Laoguan is, he would not be able to hold back his laughter.
“Whose horse is this?”
“I don’t know, a stupid Tuoba royal family opened his mouth to curse Han dogs, and my head was chopped off with my halberd... By the way, this is still There is a knife that looks very flashy. Wei Xu asked me to give it to you. "
Giving it to me flashy, is there any metaphor for General Roast Chicken?"
But seeing the gems inlaid on the scabbard, Li Yu immediately fell in love with this flashy weapon.
Li Yu took it over and took Red Rabbit No. 2 to the stable. He added water to one trough and feed to the other.
Red Rabbit No. 2 was a little arrogant at first and didn’t want to eat it, but when he saw the yellow gelding coming over to eat, he lowered his head without saying a word and started to show off his rice with big mouthfuls.
Li Yu put the knife away in the safe and asked Lu Bu:
"Would you like to eat?"
"Not too hungry. By the way, Wei Xu wants to eat meat rolled into a big cake. Can you do it now?"
"Yes, what's wrong with this?"
Li Yu arrived The kitchen started kneading noodles. Lu Bu took the opportunity to return to the world of the Three Kingdoms, changed his armor, and told everyone to recognize and clean the battlefield before returning to the real world.
At this time, one piece of flatbread has been baked. Li Shimin put on disposable gloves, first divided the flatbread into two, then separated it from the middle, and put the cut elbow and pig head meat into it. Wrap it again and put it in a plastic bag.
More than ten were prepared in a row, and Lu Bu took them back.
The master and apprentice shared half of a large cake and rolled some meat. After eating and drinking, they were too lazy to play games and went back to their rooms to rest.
Lying on the bed, Li Yu felt the scent of Professor Zhou on the pillow, and couldn't help but send her a message:
"Daughter-in-law, the Three Kingdoms have won a great victory. Lu Bu helped Guan Yu find a red rabbit horse, and Wei Xu also gave us a scimitar studded with gems... Of course, these are not important, the important thing is that I miss you!"
Just now! After sending it, Zhou Ruotong replied with a message:
"Hubby, I miss you too [hug] [hug] [hug]"
Wow, is this the first time Professor Zhou has posted this kind of emoticon?
Take screenshots to save all the emotional moments of Baby Tong!
After Li Yu took the screenshot, the young couple chatted for a while. When the chat was about to end, Zhou Ruotong said:
"I told my family about my love. They were not surprised at all. It should be The second uncle is talking nonsense... Grandpa asked you your birthday, flipped through the almanac for a long time, and said that we have a good marriage for a hundred years."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Aren’t you a famous academic family in the historical circle?
Why does it look like a fortune teller?
(End of this chapter)