Chapter 337 The King of Hell wants you to die at the third watch, Li Yu: Live for ten more years! [Ask for monthly ticket]
"Xing Tang Zhuan" has four unique theories.
The first must be Luo Chun's spear, the second must be Cheng Yaojin's axe, the third must be Hou Junji's Qinggong, and the fourth must be Master Shang's BMW Hu Lei Bao.
In the original work, Hou Junji appeared when he was sworn in at Jiajialou. Before he showed up, he first ridiculed Shan Xiongxin, and then made fun of Wei Zheng and Xu Shiji. He was an eloquent little man.
The book does not introduce how he met Qin Qiong. He suddenly appeared and bowed to everyone. He also stole the birthday gift prepared by Shan Xiongxin and gave it to Mrs. Qin with flowers and Buddha.
After the sworn sworn vows, Hou Junji rarely showed his face. Most of the time, he was doing surveillance, sentry, and messenger work, which was very similar to Shi Qian in "Water Margin".
Unexpectedly, this gentleman from Liang Shang, who is a master of light arts, will appear now. It seems that Qin Qiong did a lot of publicity in Nanyang Pass, so that he attracted the rebels.
Fortunately, the Qin family members were transferred to Fengming Village in advance, otherwise the news about Qin Qiong taking command in Nanyang to attack the army would spread to Shandong, and Qin Qiong's family would probably suffer again.
Li Yu served Qin Qiong a bowl of jelly:
"Second brother, are you going to keep Hou Junji by your side as a sentinel?"
Qin Qiong took the bowl, put in another spoonful of chili oil, and then said:
"That's true. Shi Qian's talents have been shown in Qilin Village. Brother Yu also wants to try it. If he can Having one more intelligence officer will definitely be of great benefit to Fengming Village!”
In troubled times, it is definitely a good thing to have a top intelligence officer.
Li Yu smiled and asked:
"Do you need Xuande to compile a Shiqian instruction manual?"
Qin Qiong shook his head:
“No, later I will show Hou Xiandi "Water Margin" and introduce Shi Qian to him, and he will naturally understand his position."
Diao Chan scoops After taking a spoonful of the smooth and appetizing jelly into his mouth, he asked with some confusion:
"Hou Junji in history was a great general who made great contributions to the Tang Dynasty. Why did he write "The Story of Xing Tang"? Here, he became a skinny and short Liang Shangjun?"
Zhou Ruotong explained:
"This is caused by the stereotype of surnames. People with the surname Hou, regardless of height, fat or thin, almost always have monkey-related nicknames. When storytellers in the past talked about Hou Junji, they naturally associated it with monkeys."
His words reminded Li Yu that when he was in high school, there was a man named Hou in his class. Everyone kept calling him monkey. Even if the badminton ball hit the tree, he would be asked to go up and reach it.
I thought it was only like this when I was a student, but I didn’t expect storytellers to have similar stereotypes.
After that, everyone started talking about the Four Wonders again.
Needless to say, Luo Chun’s gun is not enough. Even Luo Cheng, who beat Li Yuanba to the point of vomiting blood, could not sustain three moves in his hand. There are so many gun masters in "The Legend of Xing Tang", Luo Chun is definitely one of them. Riding Juechen.
Although Cheng Yaojin's three-blade ax is simple, it is known as the touchstone of famous generals in the book. Those who can defeat his tricks are all masters. If you encounter him at an average level, you really can't beat this guy.
But the most amazing thing is the horse of Master Shang and his disciple. Its roar is like thunder, which can frighten all the horses around it so that they can't stand upright and fall limply to the ground. It can be called an unsolvable cheat.
This horse followed Qin Qiong in the later period and indeed made a lot of contributions.
Watching the fun, Mu Guiying said without thinking it was a big deal:
"Second brother Qin, in the original work, there is a plot about the little white ape stealing the Hulei Leopard. Master Shang and his disciples are not happy. After arriving at Nanyang Pass, let Hou Junji steal it in advance to show Master Shang and his disciples.”
Master Shang and his disciples were Qiu Rui's apprentices. Later, when Wagang Village attacked Hulao Pass, the veteran general Qiu Rui went to persuade him to surrender, but he was scolded by Master Shang and was so angry that he vomited blood and died.
Since we are going to turn against each other in the future, it is better to take action in advance. Anyway, everyone is his own master and there is no friendship.
Qin Qiong said with a smile:
“Forget it. Brother Yu went to Nanyang Pass this time to recruit talents. By the way, he had contact with Yuwen Chengdu. There is no need to create extraneous matters.”
After speaking, he talked about drones:
"This thing is really useful. Several grain merchants in the city wanted to drive up the price of grain and pretended that the grain had been sold out. Wu Yunzhao came to the door again and again to plead for mercy. The profiteers all said that they didn't have a grain of grain. The drone flew around and immediately found the backyard. In the huge granary, Brother Yu killed the two people who took the lead in driving up prices and opened the granary to release grain. The people were all grateful. "
The reason why Wu Yunzhao abandoned Nanyang Pass in the original work was that the food in it was gone and he didn't want to be implicated. The people then broke out and headed straight to Hebei.
I originally thought that there would be a food shortage this time, but I didn’t expect that drones would make a great contribution.
Mu Guiying is like a loan shark gangster:
"If Brother Qin is short of food, tell me, my little sister will give you some support."
The food I send out now, Xiao Taizong will have to double it back to me, otherwise... hum!
Qin Qiong shook his head:
"We don't need it for the time being. We have calculated that when reinforcements arrive, there should be a little more food in the city, enough to leave Nanyang Pass."
After contacting Yuwen Chengdu, Qin Qiong will lead everyone to escape, heading north all the way to Fengming Village.
There are checkpoints that need to be passed along the way. Li Shimin will prepare road guides and other items in advance to ensure that everyone can arrive smoothly.
After the meal, Qin Qiong thought it was too hot here, so she left and went back.
Mu Guiying also left with a small basin of jelly, ready for Li Fengyang to taste it.
Li Yu said to Diao Chan:
"When it gets cooler in the evening, I'll grill you some skewers of mutton for a meal, so you won't be hungry in the middle of the night."
"Thank you, sir, then I’m going to study first!”
After she left, Zhou Ruotong and Li Yu went to the backyard to feed the horses:
“I think it’s better to let Xiaochan go to a moral education bilingual school. At least the dormitory has air conditioning, heating and a separate bathroom. The conditions are good, and the school leaders are also very friendly. We know each other, and we won’t be wronged.”
“Okay, but don’t mention it now. We’ll talk to the school after the high school entrance examination results are out, so as not to use Xiaochan as an advertisement in advance.”
"Okay!"
It was a hot day, so Zhou Ruotong deliberately took off the reins and let a few horses run wild in the yard. Li Yu took the opportunity to clean the stables and clean the water troughs to avoid the breeding of germs. .
Then he opened the ventilation equipment of the stable to change the air inside.
After all the work, it was getting dark.
At around nine o'clock in the evening, Li Yu grilled some mutton and vegetables. The family of three sat in the cool breeze in the yard, eating skewers and drinking beer. It was very comfortable.
Of course, Xiao Diao Chan cannot drink alcohol now. She can only choose kvass or similar carbonated drinks.
The next day, Zishou delivered a sixty or seventy-pound prawn early, as well as two crabs the size of a millstone:
"Empress Yunxiao heard that it was for the Second Master, so she went to the East China Sea to select shrimps and crabs herself. She said that these are baby shrimps and crabs. The meat is relatively tender and contains the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. Eating it is good for your health."
Young... ...cub?
Well, Li Yu is no longer surprised by the diversity of species in Fengshen World.
"Thank you Yunxiao for me. If she doesn't understand anything, she can ask me at any time... Don't leave yet, help me break open the crab claws. This thing is too hard and my strength is a bit weak."
Li Yu would have no problem eating hairy crabs, swimming crabs, etc.
But what I want to eat now is a crab as big as a millstone. The pliers of this thing are as hard as steel, and it is really difficult to open it with ordinary methods.
Zi Shou took a sledgehammer and swung it twice, and found that the thing was indeed terrifyingly hard. He simply carried the two crabs back and asked Wen Zhong to use his magic power to break them open.
Treating guests with two crabs and one shrimp sounds very shabby, but in fact, even if all the administrators were called over, they would not be able to finish the food.
Xiuhe has a rest today, and Li Yu is cooking alone, so there is no need to worry about being noticed.
“Wow, this is the ingredient of Fengshen World?”
Diao Chan ate the little pudding and leaned over while eating, wanting to broaden her horizons.
Li Yu said:
“Don’t study at noon. Go to the river with Guiying to play for a while, relax your brain, and it’s not too late to study again after you have eaten and drank enough.”< br>
“Okay sir, we are preparing to catch small crabs with Sister Zhou.”
In the morning, everyone gradually arrived. Even Wu Song, who had not been seen for a long time, drove from the city specially. Come over and have dinner with the administrators.
"Erlang, my brothers and sisters didn't come with you?"
Lu Bu took a stick of croissant and ate it. It had been chilled in the refrigerator all morning. It tasted sweet, crisp, and cool. , very refreshing.
Wu Song was wearing designer short-sleeved shorts, a pair of camel sandals on his feet, and a watch on his wrist, looking like an urban youth.
He took a bite of the watermelon cut by Yue Fei:
"As a representative of Hanfu Enterprise, Zhenzhen went to the provincial capital to hold a mobilization meeting."
Before lunch started, he carried two watermelons and went to Qilin Village to chat with Zhou Tong for a while, and by the way said hello to Liu Guan, Zhang and others.
At noon, everyone sat around in the big private room.
In the middle of the huge dining table, there is a whole steamed crab, surrounded by plates of dishes made of shrimp and crab meat. In addition, there were small crabs picked up by Zhou Ruotong, Mu Guiying and Diao Chan. They were wrapped in batter and fried by Li Yu. Before they were served, everyone pinched one and then tasted it and ate it up. .
Wu Song held a crab leg, poked out the arm-thick meat inside, dipped it in seafood soy sauce, and ate it like a baguette.
After taking two bites, he said:
"I feel that the master is obviously aging. Brother Li, is there any way to extend his life? I want the master to live a few more years, at least to see Uncle Liu Emperor ascend the throne. "
Qilin Village is Zhou Tong's old base. Although he is not in good health, he is aging day by day and his mental state is obviously getting worse.
When Wu Song saw the old man before, he dared to practice boxing and kicking for a while.
But this time, it was obvious that Master was unable to do what he wanted.
A way to extend your life?
Everyone turned their faces and looked at Zi Shou. There are a lot of gods in the Fengshen World. There must be many ways to extend people's lives.
Zi Shou did not shirk:
"I will go back and ask to see what the gods can do."
There are many ways to extend life, but Zhou Tong is an ordinary person For mortals, don't even think about elixirs or anything like that. His body can't handle it; some of the medicines aimed at gods are too overbearing and cannot be used.
Li Yu thought for a while and said to Zi Shou:
"Ask Yunxiao to make a bowl of noodles, bring it over when it's ready, and then send it to Qilin Village. Mr. Zhou should eat it and feel better."
Yunxiao's face has no effect on people in the real world, but for the characters in the book, it should be no problem to extend their lifespan by a few years.
After all, she is a Daluo Jinxian at the peak level. Even if she doesn’t use any magic power, the food she makes has its own divinity.
In order to show respect for Yun Xiao, Li Yu also took a selfie with Zi Shou's mobile phone, and explained in detail the reason for making noodles, and repeatedly expressed that he was causing trouble to the empress.
After eating and drinking, Zishou quickly returned to the world of gods.
After arranging matters in court, he drove the pickup truck all the way to the small courtyard where Empress Sanxiao lived.
"The King of Shang came here in a hurry, why?"
As soon as he arrived at the door, the courtyard door opened automatically. Yunxiao was wearing a white waist-length undershirt and was planting vegetables in the courtyard.
Of course, fairies don’t need to plow the ground with a hoe to grow vegetables. With a little magic, the rapeseeds will obediently dig into the soil and start to grow. Three or four pieces will grow in a few breaths. leaf.
It would be great if the common people could use this kind of magic to cultivate the land... Zishou muttered silently in his heart and said respectfully:
"In the world of Water Margin, it seems that Senior Zhou Tong's end is approaching, Mr. I want to ask you to make a bowl of noodles and let Senior Zhou eat it to see if it can prolong his life."
Yunxiao put the rapeseed in his hand on the table, turned his face and asked:
" There are many ways to extend life. Why did Mr. think of making noodles? "
"This... there is a saying that people can live longer after eating longevity noodles. Maybe it's because they want to get lucky. Mr. is very clever. , the gods and ghosts are unpredictable, and I have no way of guessing.”
Yunxiao said to himself:
"Nuwa Empress has long warned us that there are differences between immortals and mortals. We can only respond to folk prayers and cannot mix with human affairs, so as not to be contaminated by cause and effect... Sir actually asked me to do it Noodles extend life..."
She calculated, and her beautiful face looked a little shocked:
"What method did you use to avoid causality?"
Normally speaking, if you help mortals extend their lifespan and change their destiny, there will be cause and effect. However, Yun Xiao did some calculations and found that after helping Zhou Dong, not only would there be no cause and effect, but he would gain a small amount of merit.
She couldn't understand this, she just thought it was Li Yu's method, and her expression became more and more respectful.
As an ordinary mortal emperor, Zi Shou was even more glaring at these things, but he had a quick mind and quickly took out his mobile phone to play the video taken by Li Yu.
After Yun Xiao finished reading, he quickly bowed to Yingying on his phone:
"Sir, if you have something to do, just give him direct instructions. He actually made a video to explain. It's so polite."
Speaking At that moment, the pots, pans and other kitchen utensils in the kitchen flew out automatically, and the cassette stove given by Li Yu also appeared on the stone table in the courtyard.
Yun Xiao didn't do anything at all, but the flour was automatically poured into the basin, and the shrimp roe was automatically mixed in, turning into dough, which was then gradually flattened into uniform noodles.
When it is ready, the water on the cassette stove is also boiling, and the uncooked noodles automatically fly into the pot.
Taking advantage of this time, Yunxiao chopped up the green onions and sprinkled them on the bottom of the bowl. He took out the can of lard given by Li Yu as a treasure, put a spoonful of it on the bottom of the bowl, and then added Some light soy sauce.
Soon, a bowl of Yangchun noodles with floating oil flowers was ready.
In order to make it more nutritious, Yunxiao also specially fried an egg and spread it on top.
"Please send King Shang to the real world, and tell your husband that if you need Yunxiao in the future, please ask directly without any explanation."
Zisheng took it respectfully and returned to the real world from the courtyard gate. .
"Yunxiao's craftsmanship is getting better and better."
Li Yu took the bowl, handed it to Wu Song, and asked the tiger-fighting hero to send it to Qilin Village.
Zisheng took the opportunity to speak out what Yun Xiao said. Zhou Ruotong said as soon as he heard it:
"Empress Yunxiao is too polite... How tall is she?"
"About the same as the master's wife."
Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan came to the front hall of the B&B and picked out several new sets of women's Hanfu. , and also took some unopened underwear, put them in the lockbox, and asked Zishou to take them over:
“These clothes are ordinary items in the real world, please don’t dislike them, Lady Yunxiao. ”
Soon, this box appeared in front of Yunxiao:
"That's really what the master's wife said?"
"Yes, she also said that if you want anything, she can help buy it in the real world."
"The master's wife is really polite, but it's a pity that I can't go. Over there, otherwise I must thank the Master and the Second Master in person.”
Putting down the box, Zishou drove back, Yunxiao also locked the courtyard door, and Pingping walked across the two streets and arrived at Chaoge. In the Nuwa Palace in the city, they paid homage to the Empress and the Holy Son Li Yu seriously.
Then I sincerely ask for advice:
"Empress, why do I help mortals extend their lives without any karma?"
Nuwa Empress said:
"That is not an ordinary person. Zhou Tong is the adoptive father of the Golden-winged Dapeng. In the Journey to the West system, it is Duobao’s grandfather, no matter whether his life is increased or decreased, there will be no cause and effect.”
After hearing this, Yunxiao breathed a sigh of relief.
The Empress then said:
"In addition, Empress Houtu of the underworld is my son's godmother. She is a member of the family. From now on, you can just do whatever he asks you to do. Even if there is cause and effect, it will be the responsibility of us elders."
< br>Yunxiao saluted respectfully:
"Disciple is not afraid of being contaminated by karma, he is just confused for a moment, please punish me."
"You are so well-behaved and sensible, even if you punish me, you will still punish my stupid son. Get up quickly. I’ll order some mung bean smoothie for you later and make him a big bowl so you can enjoy it, okay?”
“Thank you, my lady!”
In the underworld, when the chief judge Cui Jue was flipping through the book of life and death, Ksitigarbha, dressed in white monk robes, led Tingting and suddenly appeared.
"I pay homage to the Bodhisattva. What are your instructions?"
"According to the decree of the empress, an old man named Zhou Tong from Huang Qilin Village in the Song Dynasty will be given an additional ten years of life extension."< br>
Cui Jue searched for a long time and finally found Zhou Tong’s name. He asked in a low voice:
“Bodhisattva, it was great to add two or three years to people’s lifespan in the past. Why do you directly Increased so much?”
Ksitigarbha smiled softly:
“Because there are one hundred and twenty noodles in that bowl of noodles. One noodle increases the life span by one month, which is exactly ten years.”
Cui Jue:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Does this have anything to do with noodles?
You high-minded gods, can you stop playing riddles all the time?
If he couldn't beat him, he really wanted to grab the judge's pen and hit Ksitigarbha's bare forehead to see if this guy could talk properly in the future.
In Qilin Village, Zhou Tong finished the noodles in one go and drank the soup completely before putting down his bowl and chopsticks.
Wu Song asked:
"Master, how do you feel?"
Zhou Tong moved his body and said with a smile:
"I feel several years younger, and I even feel like I have come back from the dead...Eh? This seems to coincide with the marksmanship... Erlang, take my big gun, my master's marksmanship seems to be improving again!"
(End of this chapter)