Chapter 350 Lu Bu VS Yuwen Chengdu! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“Brother Qin, the oil that Brother Qin asked for has arrived.”
In the B&B warehouse, Lu Bu appeared out of thin air driving an electric five-wheeler, with several fixed wheels fixed on the car. A tin oil drum filled with oil.
Opening the lid of the barrel, Li Yu saw crude oil for the first time. It looked dark and a little viscous, similar to the exhausted engine oil replaced in the tractor, but the color was slightly lighter, brown-black.
Li Shimin nimbly jumped onto the electric fifth wheel, put in a wooden stick and stirred it, and sighed:
"This is the oil known as the black gold of the earth and the blood of industry? Can it be ignited directly?"
Lu Bu nodded:
"Put a piece of wood in and it will burn brightly. , and it can also produce a lot of black smoke. It’s a pity that with the walkie-talkie, the smoke is no longer needed, otherwise the communication effect will be very good if it is put on the beacon tower.”
This is true. After all, Saddam personally verified it during the Iraq War. It is said that thick smoke can be seen hundreds of kilometers away.
Yuwen Chengdu came over, took Li Shimin aside, took the small wooden stick in his hand and put it in to stir:
"Is this thing really as amazing as the legend says?"
Lu Bu showed off his petroleum knowledge from the Internet:
"Fuel, lubricating oil, chemical fiber raw materials, chemical products, etc. for all mechanical equipment , are inseparable from oil, which is the blood and foundation of modern industry and is very important."
Li Shimin wanted to get his little stick back, but he couldn't take it away, so he had to raise his fist and hit Yuwen Chengdu on his knees. After smashing it a few times, he ran to the corner of the warehouse and got another one.
He dipped the stick in petroleum, went outside the warehouse, and lit it with a lighter. The whole stick burned quickly and thick black smoke came out.
Yuwen Chengdu crossed his arms and took a look:
"If this thing catches fire, the army will not be able to figure out the situation, and they really dare not act rashly... Brother Qin really has a way."
Li Shimin waved the wooden stick and felt that he had just been hugged away. He was very embarrassed:
"This is the fire I lit. You are not allowed to see it. If you want to play with it, burn it yourself."
See Lu Bu. This little guy was so immersed in the game that he couldn’t help but remind him:
"Children who play with fire tend to wet the bed, so don't draw a map in the middle of the night."
"Don't worry, Marquis Wen, I have my own sense of proportion."
Li Yu led Xu Yuwen Chengdu to the back door of the warehouse , pulling out the steel he bought last time:
“Let’s see if there’s anything I can find. We have all the rebar, round steel, and should meet your requirements.”
Now that we’ve come to the real world. , naturally the weapons need to be updated.
Let Yuwen Chengdu feel the weight first, and then let Zhao Dahu help build one with impact steel... Although the seven-curved phoenix wing boring machine placed on the weapon rack in the warehouse is majestic, it is still lacking in terms of material.
If you still want gold, then make it into gold paint, it will definitely be stylish.
Yuwen Chengdu became interested when he saw the rebar:
“Is that weird iron rod used by Xiongkuohai given to me by Mr.?”
"Yes, it is rebar, with excellent strength and toughness. In order to enhance the armor-breaking ability, the head is specially equipped with a hexagonal nut. Strictly speaking, that weapon should be called a long-handled hammer."
Yuwen Chengdu waved the rebar with a diameter of five centimeters twice, shook his head and said:
“It’s a bit light.”
Then he chose a circle four meters long and six centimeters in diameter. Steel, grasped in his hand and waved a few times, weighed hundreds of kilograms, but it seemed to have no weight in his hand, and even had a sense of elegance.
Damn it, isn’t this power too abnormal?
At this time, the outdoor temperature was nearly forty degrees, but Yuwen Chengdu was still in high spirits. He played excitedly with the round steel, and then strode to Li Yu:
"Sir, this thickness will do... Can this thing be made into a boring machine?"
Li Yu said:
"Of course it can, just make a head and weld it on, but I plan to let others I will tailor it for you and re-design the center of gravity so that you won’t lose strength when swinging it.”
Bores and halberds are weapons that only strong people can control, especially Yuwen Chengdu. The phoenix-wing boring machine used has a huge head, and people without a certain amount of strength cannot swing it, let alone use it with one hand while riding a horse.
When he heard that weapons could be upgraded, Yu Wencheng was very happy:
"Thank you, sir!"
While chatting, Lu Bu also came over. He picked up the round steel with a diameter of six centimeters and waved it twice, then tried the rebar with a diameter of five centimeters and said:
"I still like this kind of light and elegant... Brother Chengdu, if you are not busy, let's discuss and learn from each other now?"
Yu Wen Chengdu came to the new world and had just eaten. I also want to move my arms and legs.
He raised his hand and said:
"Since Marquis Wen has invited me, I would rather be respectful than obey!"
Li Yu looked at the slippers on their feet and couldn't help but said:
"You two are going to fight barefoot. Let’s find a pair of sneakers first.”
There are a lot of tall people in the B&B, so we have a few pairs of extra-large shoes, ranging from sizes 46 to 56, as long as they are not as big as Wu Wenhua. , you can find suitable shoes.
Lu Bu returned to the warehouse, pulled out his sneakers from the tin house and put them on, then returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms and carried his Fangtian Painted Halberd over.
Li Yu asked Li Shimin to put out the fire, and then led Yuwen Chengdu to the warehouse, where he laid out all the dozen pairs of oversized sneakers he had accumulated:
"Try them on and see if there are any that fit."< br>
Go back to the Internet to find a manufacturer of custom-made military boots. According to everyone's foot shape, they can customize a few pairs of military boots for each person, which will make it easier to march and fight.
The military boots padded with steel plates are strong and durable, and you don’t have to worry about being hurt by arrows. They are very suitable for ancient battlefields.
Yuwen Chengdu put on socks, tried them on one by one, and finally chose a pair of summer jogging shoes:
"This pair of shoes is so comfortable to wear. The soles are soft. I have worn so many shoes since I was a child. Only this time I felt comfortable wearing them."
He was very emotional. If these shoes were placed in Sui Dynasty, , even if a pair of one thousand taels of gold is given, all the major aristocratic families will fight to get it.
But in the real world, the price does not seem to be high... General Invincible Tianbao felt the convenience of industrial production for the first time.
The ancient people experienced the cushioning technology of modern sports shoes for the first time and fell right into it.
Li Yu remembered the size of this pair of shoes:
"I'll buy you a few pairs later. You won't have to wear ancient cloth boots anymore."
After changing into sneakers, the two returned to the warehouse. Lu Bu was already waiting. This guy was holding Fang Tian in one hand. He painted a halberd and held a phoenix-wing boring machine in one hand, posing in a very two-hundred-and-fifty pose, and asked Li Shimin to take a photo of him.
"Marquis Wen must not laugh, look at the sky at forty-five degrees, and have the momentum to beat the shit out of Yuwen Chengdu... Hey, why am I floating?"
Li Shimin turned around. , only to find that he was lifted high by Yuwen Chengdu.
After all, it is His Majesty Taizong who will not beg for mercy:
"Put me down quickly, or you will pee on your head!"
Yuwen Chengdu picked up the little kid and patted his butt a few times:
"So You are shameless, no wonder you will be the emperor in the future...Is this photography? Take some pictures for me later, or I will throw you on the roof."
Li Shimin: "..."< br>
Believe it or not, I immediately called the Women's Federation... No, I immediately went to complain to Grandma Nuwa and bounced your head off!
After taking pictures of Lu Bu angrily, the little guy was forced to take a few pictures of Yuwen Chengdu. When taking pictures, he didn't forget to take advantage of him:
"Open your mouth wider and make a roaring sound." It looks like Spring."
"You really take the nondescript to the extreme with modern clothes and ancient weapons."
"Strike the phoenix wings and use your strength to chop the Huashan Mountain. The posture, the eyes must be fierce, the expression must be in place, keep it up... The number one Tie Hanhan in the Sui Dynasty is newly released!”
“…”
Yuwen Chengdu has a good temper, but if he were to be replaced by Mu Guiying, the little guy would most likely be squatting in the corner crying.
Finally, the photo was taken.
Li Shimin flipped through his photo album and was still muttering:
"I have tried my best to make you look ugly, but you are still so handsome. Is it justified by nature?"< br>
The ten-year-old little guy felt unconfident for the first time.
After the photo was taken, Lu Bu held Fang Tian's painted halberd and stood face to face with Yu Wen Chengdu in the open space in the middle of the warehouse.
“Brother Chengdu, please give me some advice!”
“Please show mercy to Marquis Wen!”
The two of them set up a stance and prepared to compete.
Li Yu set up his camera and started shooting, fearing that he would miss any details.
Needless to say, in terms of martial arts, Lu Bu and Yuwen Chengdu are quite similar. They both use heavy weapons, but their routines are not heavy-handed, but light and elegant.
Fang Tian’s painted halberd is a crescent-shaped branch with the blade drawn inward.
The phoenix-wing boring is an expanded branch, with the cutting edge diverging outwards.
But their personalities are opposite to their weapons. Lu Bu is more outgoing, laughing and joking all day long, with nothing to worry about.
Yuwen Chengdu has a more reserved personality and likes to keep everything in his heart, so there will be a plot in the original work where he takes the initiative to seek relief from Li Yuanba.
Lu Bu grabbed Fang Tian's painted halberd with both hands and took a step forward, taking the initiative to attack.
Yuwen Chengdu, like his character, chose to block calmly.
“Cang!!!”
The two weapons collided together, making a metallic collision sound.
"My dear brother, your strength is really remarkable." "Marquis Wen is not bad either, I admire you!"
After one move, Lu Bu put away his smile and became serious.
It is rare to compete with a real master, and Yuwen Chengdu is also concentrating on it and does not dare to be careless.
The two began to fight, each using their true skills.
The halberd is strong yet soft, like a swimming dragon.
Jin Bor is both offensive and defensive, just like a colorful phoenix.
Since Lu Bu came into contact with the real world, he no longer indulges in wine and sex, and his martial arts has improved further than in the original work.
Yuwen Chengdu has just gained all his memories. He looks very young, but his experience is extremely old.
The fight between the two was really evenly matched. Even Li Shimin, who was prejudiced against Yu Wencheng, watched it with gusto and kept taking pictures with his mobile phone.
“No matter how powerful you are, what’s the use? You’re still beaten to death by my brother Xuan Ba, so Xuan Ba is still more powerful.”
Fixing the action camera on a handheld gimbal, Li Yu took a long shot of 360-degree rotation around the two people, and then took a close-up shot, preparing to show it to Baobao Tong at night.
"Marquis Wen, be careful, I'm going to use a special move!"
Yuwen Chengdu shouted very gentlemanly, for fear that he would really hurt Marquis Wen.
Lu Bu also laughed loudly:
"Watch out, dear brother, I am also preparing to use my trump card!"
The two used their best moves to determine the outcome of the game.
“Dang——”
Fang Tian’s Painted Halberd and Phoenix Wing Boring collided heavily with each other again with inertia.
Different from the trial at the beginning of the fight, this time both of them used more than 80% of their strength. At the same time, they also extended the trajectory of their respective weapons and increased their inertia.
This kind of impact without tricks is the most fatal blow of a heavy weapon, because it does not rely on moves or skills, but relies purely on crushing force. It can not only quickly resolve the battle, but also improve morale. Enhance the fighting will of your own soldiers.
"Crack!"
Lu Bu's Fangtian Painted Halberd is made of impact steel, which is top-notch in terms of strength and toughness, but Yuwen Chengdu's Phoenix Wing Boring is a product of the Sui Dynasty.
After being struck by a huge force, the twig on the left side of Phoenix Wing Boring broke off. The half-foot-long twig was immediately shot away, penetrated the iron sheet on the roof of the warehouse, and flew outside.
"Shit, look for it quickly, don't hurt the tourists!"
Li Yu quickly ran outside and looked for the blade based on the angle at which the twig flew out.
Li Shimin put away his mobile phone and lectured like a little leader:
"Look, you are trying to make trouble for your husband... Oh, you are really reckless... Why are you feeding me? Let me down quickly. A gentleman talks but doesn’t do anything!”
Yu Wen Chengdu threw the broken Phoenix Wing Boring aside, lifted Li Shimin and put it on his shoulder, and followed him outside to look for the one that was shot away. twigs.
Lu Bu checked his Fang Tian Painted Halberd and found that the blade was intact, and he felt relieved.
He raised his head and glanced at the pierced iron sheet above his head, and couldn't help but praise himself:
"It's really not good for a man to be too good. Even the roof can't bear it... It's a pity that San'er is not here, otherwise he would definitely be holding my trouser legs and crying and calling me daddy!"
Fang Tian's painted halberd was placed on the weapon rack. Just as Lu Bu was about to go out to help, Qin Qiong appeared yawning:
"Marquis Wen, have you got the oil?"
"It's here. , are these large barrels enough? If not, I will get some later."
Qin Qiong looked at the large oil barrels on the fifth wheel and said immediately:
"That's enough, that's enough. Where is the good brother from Chengdu?"
"I got into trouble, so I went outside to make amends..."
Lu Bu told the whole story vividly, and Qin Qiong heard an annoyed expression. Slap on the thigh:
“If I had known there would be such a wonderful fight, Brother Yu wouldn’t be there telling Brother Kuohai about Yuwen Chengdu. I would miss a once-in-a-lifetime show!”
Morning As soon as he got up, Xiong Kuohai saw a photo with Yuwen Chengdu on his mobile phone, so he ran to Qin Qiong and asked who this young man was. He also said that he had a gold medal given by the emperor, but he didn't know who gave it to him.
Qin Qiong patiently helped this guy recall it, but Xiong Kuohai scratched his head and still had no impression.
Last night I kept saying that we were lifelong enemies, but now I have completely forgotten about Yuwen Chengdu.
"Brother Yu, I still have something to do over there, so I'll go back first. I'll send it over as soon as the electric five-wheeler is used up."
Qin Qiong was thinking about what happened at Nanyang Pass, and rode back to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties. .
Lü Bu came outside and saw Li Yu, Li Shimin and Yuwen Chengdu scratching on the grass behind the warehouse, and he went to look for them together.
But the half-foot-long twig is undoubtedly like looking for a needle in a haystack compared to the hillside.
When Li Yuzheng was frowning, Dao brother Shi Shiran came from a distance and was immediately caught.
"Gouzi, a twig on the Phoenix Wing Boring was blown away. It seems to be in this area. Please help find it quickly."
"Woo?"
< br> Brother Dao has just come back from having fun, and now he just wants to go to an air-conditioned room to hang out with the ladies in Hanfu, but he doesn’t want to scratch the grass in the scorching sun.
But Li Yu's words immediately made the rebellious dog behave:
"I have summarized another world rule."
The dog swished into the grass. , sniffing around like a police dog.
Not long after, this guy made a "woof" sound and attracted Li Yu over.
In the thick grass, the curved branch was half-cut into the soil. There were a lot of broken grass around it, which should have been cut off by the branch.
Li Yu picked it up and waved to Lu Bu and the other two people not far away.
The branches are cut neatly, and under the gold-plated appearance, they exude a gray-white metallic luster.
Lu Bu took it in his hand, looked at it and said:
"No wonder it broke. The material purity of this thing is not good, but the gold plating on the outside is good. I can weld it tomorrow and make it. Repair it and use it as a handicraft.”
Li Shimin doesn’t agree:
"Get the gold and buy half a ton of impact steel according to the gold price in the real world. What kind of phoenix-wing boring machine can't be made? There is no need to bother."
After hearing this, Yu Wen Chengdu Photographed He touched his thigh:
"I had known that the gold medal was brought here. If it were melted and sold for gold, it should be worth a lot of money."
Li Shimin put his little hands behind his back and taught him a lesson. :
“You’re a fool and you still don’t believe me. If you don’t melt, you’ll sell more. Things from our time are cultural relics here, and they’re very expensive. They’ve even fed a lot of tomb robbers.”
Yu Wencheng didn't even know as much as this little kid. Thinking that his armor and saddle were also inlaid with gold, he said to Li Yu:
"Sir, can't you make pure steel armor? I'll use my own set of armor to replace it." How about a suit of modern steel armor? ”
Armor?
Li Yu thought of the value of Yuwen Chengdu's armor and immediately said:
"Steel armor is too cheap. I'll get you a set of titanium alloy armor later... Do you want gold? ?”
"No, it's too eye-catching. Just keep the color low-key, and the same goes for the weapons."
This is better, because you don't have to worry about coloring.
“Then I’ll give you a set of original-color titanium alloy armor, plus a phoenix wing boring of the same color and matching gadgets.”
Yuwen Chengdu’s horse can carry A full set of armor weapons and bows and arrows and other equipment are now replaced by titanium alloy armor, which greatly reduces the weight. Weapons such as spring knives, sabers, bows and arrows, and hand crossbows can all be assembled, highlighting a full firepower coverage.
Li Shimin tilted his head and asked Yuwen Chengdu:
"You don't want gold anymore? Then the title of General Jin Bor is about to change hands."
"If it changes hands, it will change hands. I am about to start a new life, and I will not be stuck in the ruts of the past. I can’t get out... Little kid, I see you are very familiar with this place. How about showing me around?”
Li Shimin asked cautiously:
“You won’t do it. Should I take him to a corner and kill him?”
“If I wanted to kill you, I would have done it long ago.”
"Okay, then I'm tired from walking. You have to let me sit on your shoulders."
"Okay, no problem!"
Yuwen Chengdu agreed and walked forward. .
Li Shimin stayed where he was, not as happy as after his plot was successful. Instead, he waved his fist in annoyance:
“Damn it, I actually found the feeling of an elder brother in this reckless man. ...If my eldest brother could treat me like this, it wouldn't matter if I gave up the throne. Anyway, I can settle in the real world, but it's a pity..."
The little guy sighed, stretched out his short legs, and ran after Yuwen Chengdu.
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