Chapter 362 Assistance from the old mother! 【Ask for monthly ticket】


Chapter 362: Assistance from the old mother! [Asking for monthly tickets]

Xu Huang looked up at the sky, picked up the walkie-talkie, tuned to the public channel, and gave the order:

"Everyone eats a piece of compressed biscuit, rests for half an hour, and then According to the order of the drill, attack Wancheng from the collapsed city wall and capture the entire city as soon as possible."

After the order was given, the army hidden in the woods behind them began to distribute compressed biscuits, and everyone took water bags. When eating, there is no need to light a fire or bury a pot to make rice. The whole dining process is quiet and fast.

While eating, Xun Chen began to assign tasks to the drone team:

"We must put out the fire on the city gate tower as soon as possible to avoid smoke rising. In addition, we must pay close attention to the movements of all enemy troops in the city to prevent our soldiers from being ambushed during street fighting."

"Here! ”

When everyone was gearing up to attack, Lu Bu drove through Tongguan. Just as he was about to continue moving forward, he saw Zhao Yun on a white horse and a silver spear, leading a cavalry squad galloping from the front.

"Zilong!"

Lu Bu parked his car on the side of the road and jumped out of the car wearing sunglasses. Zhao Yun also quickly tightened the reins, turned over and dismounted and saluted:

"Meet General Fengxian!"

"Zilong, please get up quickly. I heard that you are joining me. I came from Bingzhou at night, and I didn't dare to sleep a wink all the way..."

This guy quickly put " I have read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" to the point where I know very well what Zhao Yun likes most, and I even asked netizens on real-world Q&A websites for tips on how to deal with Zhao Yun.

Now that I see Zilong, I naturally want to say those words to increase my favorability!

Without the big-eared thief, Zilong will be the wife of our old Lu family!

"It's totally wrong for General Fengxian to miss him so much!"

Zhao Yun was very happy. The dignified Hussar General had no airs and was still joking with him like he did during the Hulao Pass. Such a person is worth following. .

The two chatted for a while, and Lu Bu picked up the car walkie-talkie and contacted Jia Xu through the Tongguan relay station, telling him about his encounter with Zhao Yun.

"The fighting has started in Wancheng. I have to get there as soon as possible. Zilong, when you arrive in Chang'an, just go to Mr. Wenhe directly. He and His Majesty have already arranged everything... By the way, where are your family members? "

Zhao Yun cupped his hands and said:

"Yun originally planned to meet with His Majesty first and then pick up his brother and younger sister after he becomes an official. I heard that General Gao said that he was about to attack Hedong. It won't be too late to pick him up after the war is over."

Lü Bu pointed at himself. The car said:

"When the time comes, I will ask Wei Xu or Cheng Lian to drive with you, and I will come back immediately after picking up the person, so as not to cause trouble."

In the novel, Zhao Yun's eldest brother is in Hu He passed away not long after the Battle of Laoguan. During the period when Zhao Yun went home to pay his respects, Gongsun Zan was killed by Yuan Shao, and the victorious general had nowhere to go. It was not until he met the embarrassed Liu Bei that the two monarchs and ministers were able to renew their relationship.

Lu Bu said:

"When I go to Wancheng this time, I will ask people to search for Hua Tuo's whereabouts. When your elder brother comes, let Hua Tuo give him a good check-up."

"Thank you Marquis Wen, Yun is grateful! "

Zhao Yun's eldest brother has been in poor health. If Lu Bu can really ask a miracle doctor to take action, it would be great.

Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing were both people of this era. Zhang Zhongjing even served as the governor of Changsha. At that time, they both moved to Chang'an to open a medical school and strive to train more grassroots medical staff.

The two chatted for a while before saying goodbye. Lu Bu also used the walkie-talkie to contact Zhang He and asked Tongguan to prepare meals and receive Zilong well.

Continuing to move forward, Lu Bu soon caught up with the army supporting Wancheng.

Hou Cheng, who was in charge of the cavalry, also got a ride for a while, but in the end he was kicked out of the car by Lu Bu and asked him to lead the cavalry away from the infantry. When they arrived at Mianchi, they met Pang De and went straight to Wan. city.

Although the cavalry cannot participate in the defense of the city, they can clear out Yuan Shu's siege army, and can even cooperate inside and outside to form a counter-siege, giving the Skeleton King a surprise.

When it was dark, Lu Bu turned on the headlights of the car and continued to move forward.

Wancheng on the other side was already caught in a melee.

The imperial army, numbering over 10,000, entered Wancheng from multiple gaps in the north, west, and east of the city, and quickly cleared out the defenders here.

Then, he removed the hanging tank of the firefighting drone and replaced it with a loudspeaker. He repeatedly announced in the city that the imperial army had arrived and that all people should stay at home and not go out.

In order to increase the people's sense of identity, Xun Chen specially arranged for locals from Wancheng to speak out.

As for the enemy generals guarding the city, some escaped, some were killed, and the rest wisely chose to surrender.

Yuan Shu was already unpopular, and his violent conquests in Nanyang had long aroused public anger. These soldiers were also quite complaining. Now seeing Xu Huang coming to kill him, they immediately changed their flag and joined the imperial court. Army.

Soon, Yuan Shu's family members were arrested and temporarily thrown into prison. The disciples and members of the Yuan family in Huainan were all detained to prevent them from collaborating in rebellion.

After arranging these, Xu Huang issued an order:

"Except for the people guarding the city, all the soldiers used woven bags to fill the gaps in the city wall overnight. If there are not enough building materials, the city will be left uninhabited. Demolish the houses and fill the gaps in the city wall as soon as possible.”

With the help of scientific and technological equipment from the real world, it is not a big problem to capture the unsuspecting Wancheng.

But it is a bit difficult to defend. It is getting late now, and mobilizing the people is prone to trouble. Xu Huang plans to open the granary tomorrow, mobilize the people with food, and then use the method of work-for-relief to call on the people. Join in the work of repairing the city wall.

As for the big households in the city, they were inspected one by one with drones and either handed over half of their food or their homes were confiscated. They should know exactly what to choose.

If you have enough time, you should hold several grievance meetings in the city and arrange a few trustees in advance to accuse Yuan Shu of his cruelty and ruthlessness to arouse the emotions of the people.

While Xu Huang was commanding the army outside, Xun Chen was sitting in the room of the Prefect's Mansion, carefully planning the action plan for the next few days, and even made an emergency plan if Lu Bu could not arrive within ten days.

In the real world scenic spot, Li Yu watched the entire process through his old mother's broadcast, and said with some emotion:

"I didn't expect Wancheng to be captured so easily."< br>


The empress shared another scene in his mind. On the vast plain, a large army was marching towards Wancheng carrying carts of food.

There is a huge word "Yuan" printed on the military flag. Obviously, this is Yuan Shu's army that robbed food.

"In less than two days, this force will arrive at Wancheng... Do you need Zhang Daoling to remind Xu Huang and the others?"

"Would it be possible to taint the cause and effect by reminding Lao Zhang like this? Or Forget it, Lu Bu can reach Wancheng in two days even if he rides a bicycle. As soon as he arrives, all problems will be solved. "

Let mortals handle matters in this world...Li Yu. Get up and get ready to go back to the B&B:

"Mom, if you want something to eat, just tell me. I'll let Guiying take it to you."

"Everyone forgets their mother after marrying their daughter-in-law. I didn't expect that a brat like you is pretty good. Don’t forget me, mom... Fry some sweet potato balls for me. Send them to Yunxiao while they are fried. "

Li Yu said with a helpless smile:

" Mom, can you please stop asking for beautiful girls when you see them?”

“My son is great, what’s wrong with having more wives? If you don’t want to, I can change my son.”


Li Yu: "..."

Let me bear the pain and fatigue alone. There is no need to trouble others.

Thinking of Yunxiao, Li Yu realized that Zishou had not been here for a long time, and asked curiously:

"How is the world of Fengshen?"

Empress Without saying anything, he directly shared a picture in his mind. In the farmland outside Chaoge City, there was a bumper corn harvest. Zi Shouzheng and the people were transporting bundles of corn stalks out of the fields.

Everyone's face was filled with the joy of the harvest. Even the unsmiling Wen Zhong was working with the people and enjoying the happiness brought by the harvest.

In the farmland in the distance, Wu Wenhua was running barefoot, dragging a sixteen-share plow, and plowing the fields.

When autumn plowing is over, it’s time to plant winter wheat to prepare for the next year’s bumper harvest.

The harvest of food will bring about the liberation of productivity, which will indirectly promote the progress of civilization, and the liberation of slaves will gradually enter the implementation stage.

As soon as the picture changed, the field scenery in his mind turned into a clean and tidy courtyard. There was a vegetable patch in the courtyard, and all kinds of common vegetables in the real world were grown here.

In the middle of the vegetable field, a woman wearing pure white Hanfu is using magic to tidy up the vegetable field. She is extremely beautiful, with fair skin, and a noble temperament between her eyebrows and eyes, which makes people feel that it is blasphemy to look at her again. .

While looking at it, the woman raised her head slightly doubtfully, perhaps sensing the aura of the empress. The frown that was originally frowning suddenly opened, and a peaceful smile appeared on her face.

At this moment, Li Yu felt that his heart melted.

"Mom, have you turned on beauty?"

"No, Yunxiao looks like this...hurry up and fry the meatballs. I'm waiting to treat Yunxiao to some. If she doesn't like it, Eat and see how I deal with you.”

Li Yu: "..."

You arranged Yunxiao for me in such a big way just to satisfy your wish to be a mother-in-law, right?

Li Yu strolled out of the scenic spot, steamed some sweet potatoes, and then called Professor Zhou with a guilty conscience: "Daughter-in-law, I want to excuse you!"



"Xiaochan and I will go back tomorrow. You should be good at the B&B and don't bully Guiying."

"Oh, I got it."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yu was about to go upstairs when Mu Guiying appeared with a stainless steel basin. Obviously, she already knew that she wanted to fry sweet potato balls and specially picked a big basin. .

"The sweet potatoes haven't been steamed yet. They have to wait a while before they can be fried. What else do you want to eat? I'll cook it for you."

We don't know how to express our love, so we can only She keeps trying to make delicious food, but luckily Guiying sticks to this routine.

Mu Guiying thought for a while and asked for fried food such as small twists.

With the empress here, she doesn't have to worry about getting fat and can eat freely.

Li Yu had nothing to do and cooked a lot of delicious food for her. After the sweet potato balls were fried, he specially boiled some syrup and poured it on the freshly fried meatballs.

“Wow, it looks delicious!”

Mu Guiying straightened the chef’s hat on her head, picked one up with chopsticks and fed it to Li Yu, and then put it into her mouth Filled one:

“Wow, it’s so delicious. I’ll send it to Master first. I’ll take a photo of Sister Yunxiao when I get the chance, so that my queen will not get lovesick...”


Li Yu was eating meatballs and felt it was necessary to emphasize family traditions and rules.

But when I think about this girl’s flying knife, forget it, as a man, it’s okay for his woman to tease her.

He left some food and let Mu Guiying take away the rest.

These foods were quickly placed on the dining tables of various empresses and virgins under the escort of Zhang Daoling, the number one food delivery person in the Three Realms. Mr. Li's cooking skills were unanimously praised by the gods.

In the underworld, the pale Empress Houtu tasted the food cooked by her godson and asked Ksitigarbha to share it with the gods of the Yinsi and City God systems:

"My godson said that sweetness is the taste of happiness. Ksitigarbha, you should try it too."

"The young monk is determined to relieve the suffering of all living beings. Eating this delicious food is worried that it will weaken his determination."

>"Eat the sweetness of the world, and then you will know that all living beings are suffering. If you don't experience the taste of sweetness, how can you save all living beings?"

Ksitigarbha's words moved Ksitigarbha very much, and he tasted one. The sweet potato balls covered with syrup quickly entered a meditative state.

When she opened her eyes again, Queen Houtu asked:

"What did you see?"

"The young monk saw the contented smiles of the people and understood the essence of contentment and happiness. At the same time, he also understood that it is better to add more [sweetness] than to blindly remove [bitterness]. , Thank you for your advice!”

Empress Houtu smiled softly:

“You have lived in the underworld for a long time, and you are exposed to the suffering of the world. You need some sweetness to neutralize it, so that you can develop in a coordinated way... ...After a while, you will be able to walk freely in the world and learn more about people's livelihood. My godson said that the smoke and fire in the world are the most comforting to mortals. In fact, this statement also applies to gods. ”

"Thank you, Queen, thank you very much, Li Shengzi!"

"Go and give them food, and tell Cui Jue to add ten years to that Zen Master Zhiyuan's life."

"I will obey the law!"

Ksitigarbha bowed respectfully, Carrying the remaining meatballs and food, she left Houtu Niangniang's cave to distribute welfare to everyone.

As soon as he left, the figure of Tathagata Buddha appeared in the main hall:

"My Lady, do you think Ksitigarbha can succeed the Buddha?"

Empress Houtu nodded:

“With deep roots of wisdom, I can indeed serve as Buddha, but my foundation in the human world is still shallow. More Ksitigarbha temples need to be built...Will Maitreya agree?”

"The poor monk will handle it on his own, please don't worry, my empress!"

After saying that, Tathagata's figure shook and disappeared from the spot.

Water Margin talks about the world of Yue. Zen Master Zhiyuan, who was closing his eyes to rest his mind, soon felt that his physical condition had recovered a lot. At the same time, he also heard the Buddha's oracle again:

"Build a Ksitigarbha temple to increase the incense of Ksitigarbha."

Zhiyuan saluted silently:

"The young monk obeys the order!"

After saying that, he opened his eyes , once again recalled the voice that just appeared in the brain, silently recited the Buddhist scriptures, then got up and left the Zen room, and found Lu Zhishen:

“Zhishen, build a Ksitigarbha hall in the temple, and I will personally preside over the hall. Affairs.”

Lu Zhishen touched his big round head:

"The master of the palace is so tired, so don't just mess around. What if something goes wrong?"

Zhiyuan ignored it. Instead, he explained to himself:

"The Buddha wanted to increase the popularity of Ksitigarbha. From today on, he will change the name of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to Ksitigarbha Buddha... I will go there in a few days. I will go to Mount Wutai to discuss some matters with your master and uncle. I will leave Jimin Temple to you. Don’t let me turn it into a bandit’s nest.”

“Don’t worry, uncle, I will never lead them to drink and eat.” Meaty.”

Zhiyuan: "..."

I don't need to talk to you anymore!

In the B&B restaurant, Li Yu was eating noodles when Zhao Dahu walked in excitedly carrying a silver spear:

"Haha, Zhao Zilong's bright silver spear is ready. It is made of impact steel, and the gun barrel is decorated with moiré patterns, which can effectively prevent slipping. The tip of the gun has increased sharpness and blood grooves, making it sharper and making wounds less likely to heal... I am designing a silver helmet and a silver armor. These things are of the same color, and I will give you a set at half the price. "

Good guys, when it comes to you, the old Zhao family, you are so enthusiastic, Yuwen Chengdu has been waiting in line for several days and you just turn a blind eye, right?

Li Yu looked at this retro-style modern spear and felt that it really fit Zhao Yun's temperament.

When Zilong arrives in Chang'an, let Liu Xie reward him to increase the victorious general's sense of identification with the imperial court.

Zhao Dahu stood the spear aside and hurriedly went to scoop up the noodles and started eating. After soaking the noodles, he poured them over the fried diced pork and marinated it. It tasted extremely enjoyable.

After eating and drinking, Zhao Dahu went back with a cigarette in his mouth without waiting for prompting, and began to design Zhao Zilong's armor.

Yuwen Chengdu said with envy:

"Zhao Zilong has so many fans among the people. If a fan is so dedicated, if you tell him that it is Zhao Yun himself who uses it, brother Dahu will be even more excited, right?"

Li Yu smiled. :

"If you know that Zhao Yun is using it, he should really be able to make AK47."

Zhao Zilong has countless fans in the real world. If there is a chance to help him, every Chinese They will be so excited that they will do whatever it takes.

After dinner, Mu Guiying burped and came to the real world.

"I made the noodles for lunch, do you want some more?"

Mu Guiying waved her hand:

"I'm full and can't eat anything else. I'll give it to you." Master, please help me get rid of it. She actually asked me to come to you and said that you would feel better after rubbing your belly a few times. Is that true? Do you still do this?"

Li Yu coughed dryly, Try to help the old mother’s lie from a scientific perspective:

“Rubbing the belly can increase gastric motility and promote digestion. It does have this effect, but the most important thing is not to overeat, which is not good for the body.”


When Mu Guiying heard that it worked, she took Li Yu to room 202, then lay down on the bed, lifted up the skirt of her short-sleeved shirt, and let Li Yu try it out.

Li Yu put his hand on her smooth and delicate belly and rubbed it gently a few times:

"How does it feel?"

"It feels nothing. Just rub it more." Several times."

Li Yu caught a glimpse of the girl wearing royal blue underwear, which made her skin look even fairer.

He didn't dare to act haphazardly, so he had to adjust his breathing and massage Mu Guiying's belly for about ten minutes. When she no longer felt uncomfortable, he lowered her clothes:

"Lie down and rest for a while. , don’t drink water, wait until it’s digested.”

“Oh... next, isn’t it time for you to kiss me?”

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Are you playing a trick of playing hard to get?

He asked with some confusion:

“Who gave you this idea?”

Mu Guiying couldn’t hide something in her heart:

“That Li Fengyang one? Shi Nizi taught me this. She said that if she asked you to rub my belly, you would secretly take advantage of me. You would kiss me when you were done, and even press me on the bed. But... you really rubbed my belly for ten minutes, what? Chief of Staff, you can be so stupid!”

Good guy, you want to have a relationship and have a group of advisers, right?

With your behavior of flinging knives at every turn, no matter how beastly I am, I have to be more decent.

But since Queen Mu has brought it up, it would be a bit worse to do it without a kiss... Thinking of this, Li Yu bent down and kissed Mu Guiying on the forehead:

"I'll feel better after a nap. I'll go out first. Be good."

Mu Guiying's face turned red when she had close contact with the opposite sex for the first time, and she shyly covered her head with the quilt. , murmured:

“Thank you...Thank you, husband!”

(End of this chapter)

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