Chapter 385 Three-year-old...little Bao Zheng? [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Hey, why did this guy Gouzi suddenly fall asleep with his head on his head and a book?”
Li Yu walked into the study and saw Brother Dao sleeping soundly on the floor. , I wanted to wake it up, but when I saw the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" lying on my pillow, I was worried that it would be related to the world in the book, so I didn't dare to call it.
It’s a pity that I don’t understand the language of dogs. Otherwise, if I had a frank talk with Gouzi, I might be able to find out some of the technology of dogs.
The creatures in the high-latitude world must be very powerful.
I don’t know what the technology is like over there. If it can produce some kind of interstellar battleship or something like that... forget it, don’t force yourself to do anything, let’s think about something practical.
Li Yu turned on the computer, followed Professor Zhou's instructions, entered the official website of a manufacturer specializing in solar power panels, clicked on online ordering, entered the quantity to be ordered, and placed an order.
Soon, Fujie Gu Ying sent a message on WeChat:
“Okay, the order was placed successfully. We will ship the goods as soon as possible and give away some power storage equipment as a gift. …Does the little monster you raise eat this stuff?”
No wonder he likes to make friends with cats and dogs, no one has such a mind... Li Yu replied:
"Eat, eat everything related to electricity."
"Haha, okay, I'll prepare more... By the way, when you come to the capital, let me know, I'll treat you two to dinner, and introduce me ceremoniously. My good friends—Dundun, George, and Peggy!”
Last time, didn’t you say that Dundun thought you were stupid and wouldn’t play with you?
Li Yu glanced at the sleeping dog on the carpet. People all know how to make friends with rich people. Looking at you again, you will only join the crowd of women and listen to others talk about family affairs.
This is the gap!
After finishing the chat, Li Yu wanted to buy some crayfish to satisfy the cravings of the women at home, but he thought that the little girl's high school entrance examination was about to take place, and it would be a bit of a loss if she had a bad stomach.
He thought for a while, drove to buy about ten kilograms of Taihu shrimp, cleaned them and fried them. He also added a lot of other ingredients to make a spicy hotpot that was slightly lighter than crayfish.
He deliberately used less chili peppers and did not use any ingredients that could easily upset the stomach.
But the little girl likes to eat thousands of pages of tofu, Cantonese sausage, fried sweet potato chips, fried potato chips and other ingredients, all of which are included.
After finishing this, Li Yu opened the official live broadcast room of Hanfu Factory and saw Mu Guiying wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, pretentiously reviewing the memorial, and showing off her calligraphy with her hand. .
What's "The man is affectionate and the concubine is interested, but the mention of the bride price is nothing!"
What's "The mountains have no edges, the sky and the earth are harmonious, I love to eat steamed buns!"
And "You will give birth to me before you are born" "Sheng, I am too old to give birth to you. I will raise my leg and kick you aside. The next one will be better!"
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very heated by this girl, and all kinds of Hanfu in the window were also selling out quickly! , trading volume is rising steadily.
As he was writing, Diao Chan, wearing a red female official uniform, walked into the picture and brought Mu Guiying a kang of steamed buns:
"It's just out of the pan, it's still very hot. I added an extra egg. We should go back after eating."
"Okay, okay, I'll eat first."
Mu Guiying praised While eating the steamed buns, I watched netizens’ comments:
“Don’t argue, we are not a gourmet live broadcast room. If you want to eat, come to the Fengming Valley Hanfu themed scenic spot. There are several vendors selling steamed buns at the door. They are all very delicious.”
She happily interacted with netizens for a while, and when she saw Diao Chan picking up the brush, she quickly pushed the live camera forward:
"You've got it. Fairy Xiao Chan can not only write, but also draw."
Diao Chan simply drew a traditional Chinese painting of butterflies flying among flowers, then changed to a brush and wrote the inscription in Liu style. A poem written by myself:
"Colorful butterflies fluttering and peony red, sitting alone on the railing listening to the chirping of cicadas; the most unforgettable is the first time we met, every bit is love!"
Just written After that, the live broadcast room was boiling.
Many people were clamoring to buy this painting at a high price, but they were all rejected ruthlessly by Mu Guiying:
"If you want to buy something else, you can, but this painting won't work. We are going to frame it and hang it at home for collection... If you like it, we can hold a special calligraphy and painting session next time and draw you some paintings of Three Heroes: Lu Bu, Zhishen's Burial Flower, Xiao Heyue We'll look forward to watching traditional Chinese paintings like Han Xin and Daiyu pulling up weeping willows!"
Soon, the two ended the live broadcast and returned to the B&B on their motorcycles.
As soon as she entered the door, the little girl held her painting and handed it to Li Yu with both hands:
"Please, sir, don't dislike it."
"How could you dislike it? , this is a priceless treasure to me!”
Li Yu carefully put it away and planned to take the time to frame it and hang it in the bedroom.
Of course, Professor Zhou and Empress Mu also had to contribute a piece of calligraphy. Anyway, this matter was not difficult for them, especially Mu Guiying, who was almost ruined by her ancient poetry.
Soon, Zhou Ruotong got off work and everyone started to have dinner.
Li Yu served a bowl of rice to each of the people and solemnly announced:
"Starting tomorrow, the diet will be light, and we will eat spicy red oil dishes after the exam. In order to avoid gastrointestinal discomfort... Anyway, it is Zhejiang Huhe Cantonese style. Xiaochan can just say whatever he wants to eat. Even if I don’t know how to cook it, I can ask Boss Lin for help.”
Diao Chan thought for a while and said:
“I want to eat pig offal porridge, can I make this?”
“No problem, this is simple.”
Pig offal porridge is generally eaten. It uses fresh pig offal, such as pork liver, pig intestines, pig lungs, pork belly and other ingredients, added to the porridge, and then boils it for a while, then it is delicious.
Li Yu plans to go to the slaughterhouse tomorrow with Uncle Tian, who sells pork in the village, to sell a set of fresh pig offal, preferably hot. The fresher the offal, the more delicious it will taste.
While eating, Zhou Ruotong said to Li Yu:
"This order is mainly for the factory to settle the bill. When it comes to delivery, Gu Ying will ask the factory to deliver the goods on a buy-one-get-one-free basis. . ”
“Okay!”
After dinner, Li Yu was worried about Gouzi and went upstairs to take a look. He was still sleeping soundly and showed no signs of waking up. .
There are no world rules, so how can we enter the upgrade state?
I was still preparing to tell Gouzi the rules I had summarized over the past two days, but I didn’t expect that Gouzi didn’t give him this chance at all. Could it be that he couldn’t wait for the automatic update?
When the dog wakes up, we have to communicate well!
Li Yu asked Mu Guiying and Diao Chan, who were playing games, to keep their voices down so as not to disturb the dog's sleep.
I don’t know when this guy will wake up, so Li Yu didn’t prepare any food for it, so he took Yuwen Chengdu’s Hunhong Beast for a walk.
When he came back, he saw Lu Bu holding a small bowl of rice and eating the remaining spicy hotpot.
"My dear brother, if you bear with me a little longer, the surprise will come soon!"
Surprise?
What surprise?
Li Yu pulled up a chair and sat down and asked curiously:
"Is there any news about Wenpin and Li Yan?"
"No, that's not what I'm talking about...Forget it, let's not mention this issue for now. Dear brother, if Sun Jian dies, can we occupy Jiangdong?"
Li Yu thought for a while and said. :
"Can't we occupy it? It's across Jingzhou and Runan. We have to pacify the Central Plains first. Sun Jian doesn't have a jade seal this time. Yuan Shu shouldn't trick him again, right?"
< br>Lu Bu took a big mouthful of rice into his mouth:
“It’s true that he doesn’t have a jade seal, but he calls me a brother, and with the character of the Skeleton King, can I spare him?”
Don't tell me, it's really possible.
Li Yu said after careful consideration:
"Everything is ahead of schedule now. Cao Cao has not massacred the city in Xuzhou, and the two Zhangs have not defected to Jiangdong. If Sun Jian really dies, there is a high probability that Yuan Shu will be taken advantage of. , or other princes. "
Don't forget, Zhang Chao is still in Yangzhou. He has rescued several princes, but was eventually defeated by the Guangling governor of the Yi tribe. If he is ambitious, he will probably do it. Take the opportunity to expand.
I just don’t know where Chen Gong is, maybe he is still trying to find a way to put eye drops on Cao Cao.
In the original work, this guy offered an olive branch to Lu Bu as soon as he saw him, and then ran around just to get Lu Bu to beat up Cao Cao, just like those ruthless women who would do anything to get revenge on their ex-boyfriends.
Lu Bu took a chopstick and stuffed the hairy belly covered in red oil into his mouth and said:
"The iron mine will be finished in a week at most. Then I will bring the story with me. Er, Ji Ling, Zhang Zhongjing and others are returning to Guanzhong from Wuguan to see how to build that road to expand the trade between Guanzhong and Nanyang."
"Okay... before I leave, I will. Purchase some electric-driven tractors for Wancheng, and you can carry out a wave of autumn plowing to reduce pests and diseases.”
“Thank you, dear brother!”
Lu Bu ate all the food, took away the Yidianwulun supplies, and hurried to the Three Kingdoms World, intending to take modern items and exchange them with Liu Biao for some food.
In troubled times, food is the top priority.
Even if Wancheng is not short of food now, it is necessary to stock up. After all, I have food in my hand, so I don’t feel panic.
As for whether Liu Biao will cooperate, this is probably not a big problem.
If he really doesn’t want to sell it, then let Pang De lead his army to snatch it. Without Old Man Huang, none of the generals in Jingzhou would be a match for Pang Lingming.
After Lu Bu left, Mu Guiying was worried about leading Diao Chan into a game girl, so she also returned to Muke Village, intending to deal with some serious matters.
We are a wise and powerful Queen, and we must not lose our minds by playing with things!
Li Yu had nothing to do, so he went to the vault with Zhou Ruotong, counted the cultural relics inside, and then selected a few less conspicuous cultural relics as greeting gifts.
Most of the cultural relics in the vault are national treasures. If you take them as gifts rashly, you might be sent to the police station. Therefore, we should try our best to choose less important ones, so as not to shock the elders of the Zhou family.
Even so, the gifts such as jewelry, porcelain plates, and lacquer boxes selected by Li Yu can still be rated as first-class cultural relics.
There are too many good things, and we are helpless!
"What does Dundun like? You have to prepare a gift for it."
After all, if you want to talk openly and honestly with someone, you must first establish a good relationship.
Zhou Ruotong tilted his head and thought for a while and said:
"It likes money, right? Or maybe it's a person with good fortune. The friends Dundun makes on his own initiative are all very rich. Xiaochan and I should be considered the poorest."
Really?
Li Yu thought for a while, picked up a piece of gold cake, and planned to flatter him.
Anyway, Dundun can bring good luck. No matter how much money is given away, the little guy can earn it back with the blessing of wealth.
After preparing the gifts, the two left the vault and went upstairs to rest.
At the same time, Zhending Mansion.
Ma Lin "borrowed" Xu Hao's military talisman while he was recovering from his injuries. The garrison general Fan Xingping took down the city defense army without any blood, and also welcomed the cavalry troops led by Zhang Fei. Inside the city.
As soon as they entered the city, it was announced that all city gates were locked and no one was allowed to go out.
Everyone divided their forces into multiple groups and began to arrest relevant personnel based on the intelligence at hand.
Prefect Chen Jicai had just finished visiting his seriously injured nephew and was about to return home when he was "invited" by Yan Qing and a sedan to the Prefectural Shepherd's Mansion where the magic array had been installed.
After becoming the housekeeper, Yan Qing obtained Fu Yin's secret account book in the shortest possible time, which recorded the money transactions between the ministers of the court, the aliens on the grassland, and the Cao family's money transactions with various forces.
Seeing this shocking secret account book, both Liu Bei and Wen Huanzhang felt that the fall of the Song Dynasty was really unjust.
Half of the high-ranking officials received money from Chen Jicai's filial piety, so he could continue to work as the prefect, and the post of prefect could continue to be vacant.
In fact, as long as he waits until the end of the year, Chen Jicai's qualifications will be upgraded from prefect to prefect, and he will officially take over the military, political and other powers of Zhending Prefecture.
At that time, Fan Xingping, the garrison general, would have even less room for him.
It's a pity that the unexpectedly born Uncle Liu Huang didn't give Fu Yin this chance.
On the other side, the ruthless Shi Xiu led a group of cavalry to open the door and rush into the Cao family's mansion. He said to his younger brother Cao Xun:
"I'll give you fifteen minutes. It doesn't matter if you want to kill or fight." , Speak well, it is easy for your anger to rise, it is not good for your health, and you will not live long."
"Thank you, brother!"
Cao Xun led a few cavalry to bully him. My Cao family went to take revenge.
Xie Yingdeng, who came to watch the excitement, asked:
"Brother Shi, is this your health philosophy?"
Shi Xiu nodded:
"If you have any grudges, just do it. "Report, redress the grievances, as long as the anger is smooth, it is better than any fitness program."
I am not afraid of the gangsters being educated, but I am afraid that the logic can be self-consistent... Xie Yingdeng once again felt that the heroes of Liangshan were extraordinary. charm.
Soon, bursts of screams and begging for mercy came from the Cao family's mansion. Just as Shi Xiu was about to go in and join in the fun, Qiao Daoqing walked out:
"The Cao family has three caravans. They were responsible for trading with the Grassland, Liao Kingdom, and Jin Kingdom respectively. There was also Xixia before, but they were taken away by the Cao family in the capital, and the two sides became enemies."
But the family ended up like this... Shi Xiu originally wanted to say that he was a strange family. , but when I think about what happened to Cao Xun, I don’t feel strange anymore.
Forget it if they don’t raise children, they don’t even give them a surname. Now, the devil they created has come to kill them. Cao Xun will never give up until a few people die today.
Xie Yingdeng asked Qiao Daoqing:
"What role does the housekeeper of Cao Mansion play?"
"He is responsible for supervising Chen Jicai, collecting intelligence about the whole city, and when the world is in chaos, he will occupy Zhending Mansion and stand on his own feet."
I followed Zhao Kuangyin back then. Long Zhigong's family has now become the vanguard of the anti-Song Dynasty. Even before chaos occurs, they are already ready to take their place.
A dynasty with an unfair country is indeed unpopular!
Xie Yingden also wanted to ask other things, but it felt like these were no longer important.
By occupying Zhending Mansion, our own forces will have a real territory. As long as they can gain two years of development, they can lead their army to sweep the world.
Upstairs in Fengming Academy, Lehe sat in front of the relay stage, listening carefully to the reports from various soldiers:
"The head of the Wang family and his son-in-law Wan Yanmu have been arrested!"
“The Sun family who secretly went to the grassland to sell salt and iron were all arrested!”
“The boss behind Nuanxiang Tower, Yelu Heishi, resisted and was shot dead, and all his accomplices were captured!”< br>
"The imperial spies in Zhending Mansion have been eradicated!"
"..."
The pieces of information gathered together gave Lehe the joy of hitting fish one after another:
“After making a nest for so long, it’s finally time to close the net. Sure enough, the heavier the nest, the more fish will be caught...”
Yang Lin, who was helping on the side, said:
"You look so professional. Let me buy some carbon poles later and let's compare them. What do you think?"
Lehe stretched out:
"With this I might as well go to Nuanxiang Tower to talk to those young ladies... If Ma Lin and I hadn't used a beauty trick at the critical moment, we really wouldn't have found out that the boss behind Nuanxiang Tower was actually a Liao spy... Listen You said you also used a beauty trick in the weapons shop? "Tell me about it."
Yang Lin: "..."
I will fall out with you if you do this again!
I thought I was being teased over and over again by Le and Ma Lin. Next time I have a similar mission, I must be careful to avoid being taken advantage of again.
While the two were chatting, at Fu Yin’s house, Yan Qing and a group of governors and government servants who had been instigated to rebel were busy arresting Fu Yin’s remnants of party members when they suddenly heard a ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, dang, dang, tang, tang, tang, tang, tang, etc. from the Buddhist hall. The sound of beating.
He walked over and heard Fu Yin's mother cursing loudly:
"I have been eating fast and chanting Buddha all day long, why do you let our family suffer this bad luck? What kind of bullshit Buddha, not at all If it doesn’t work, I will dismantle your golden body today..."
Just as he finished speaking, a thunderbolt fell from the sky, passed through the roof, and chopped the old lady in the house into charcoal.
Yan Qing quickly clasped her hands together and recited Namo Amitabha obediently.
Oh my god, just now I was worried about how to arrange this old lady, but I didn’t expect that she would get on the pole and commit suicide. It can be regarded as begging for mercy and getting mercy.
When the others saw the Buddha appearing, they quickly knelt down and worshiped the Buddha. The servant guards who had originally planned to resist stubbornly also quickly put down their weapons and surrendered at the speed of light.
On the street, people came out of their homes one by one and gathered at the martial arts field in the city. Lu Zhishen led a group of monk soldiers to maintain order.
Large speakers have been set up on both sides of the martial arts arena to ensure that everyone present can hear the sound clearly.
Today is the day for the public trial, and the people's faces are full of curiosity and excitement.
On the first floor of Fengming Academy, Liu Bei put on the white Hanfu tailor-made by the Hanfu Factory, looked in the mirror, straightened his clothes, and took out the speech prepared by Wen Huanzhang from his arms .
“The military adviser has prepared so carefully that it gives Bei the illusion of returning to a new land.”
Wen Huanzhang smiled and waved the feather fan in his hand:
“I But there is no comparison with Zhuge Cheng... We have been planning for so long, and finally we have waited for this day. Let's go and give the people of Zhending Mansion a chance to start a new life!"
"Military advisor, please!"
"Uncle, please!"
The two walked out of the room side by side and passed through the door.
Outside the door, Yue Fei, a young general in silver helmet, led a group of cavalry, and Shi Jin guarded Uncle Liu on the left and right as he headed to the martial arts field.
The Zhending Mansion public trial is about to begin.
Li Yu was sitting under the statue in the scenic spot, watching his old mother's live broadcast. The picture in his mind suddenly split into two, and Mu Guiying appeared in the picture.
The girl held up a little fat boy about three years old with both hands and looked left and right:
"Why doesn't he look black at all? There is no crescent moon on his forehead... little Fatty, are you really Bao Zheng? Don’t you have the same name?”
The little fat boy looked confused when asked, then curled his lips and started crying.
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What's going on?
This girl really abducted Xiao Bao Zheng to become a bandit in Muke Village?
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Two updates have been restored. Brothers, can the monthly ticket support one wave?
(End of this chapter)