Chapter 461 Cloud! big! anger! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Has Wen Hou left already?”
Ma Chao got off his horse and searched around the camp, but could not find the hot man.
Zhou Yu said:
“I left yesterday, and now I am afraid that I have passed through Hukou Pass and are rushing to Gaodu County to build a signal tower there and then rush to Hanoi County. .”
When Lu Bu came to Fukou Pass, Zhao Yun followed the instructions and left Hukou Pass and went to Huguan County to join Ma Chao and the others.
When they set off from Hukou Pass to Lu County, Lu Bu was already wearing an outdoor jacket, driving Wu Song's all-terrain vehicle, wearing sunglasses, and passed by Hukou County in a dashing way.
When we arrived at Hukou Pass, we met the soldiers waiting here and headed to Gaodu County together.
Lü Bu originally did not plan to take anyone with him, but thinking that there were not many people in Gaodu and Hanoi who were proficient in modern communication equipment, he simply divided his soldiers into two, and one part followed Song Xian to Shexian County. The other part followed to Zhongdu and Hanoi.
Leaving aside the military value of these soldiers, they have a relatively thorough grasp of modern technology. After all, compared to other soldiers, they can play with Lu Bu's mobile phone and read a few things on their laptops when they are not busy. Can also skillfully operate movies and various electronic devices.
It would be a waste for these people to gather together as soldiers, so this time they dispersed and became grassroots officers to give them a chance to take off.
When he heard that Lu Bu had left, Ma Chao said with some disappointment:
"I still want to show off my newly learned cavalry battle formations. It seems that I can only go to Chang'an to see Marquis Wen again."
Although he is a hussar general, Lu Bu usually laughs and has no airs, and young generals like to play with him.
Huang Zhong conveyed Lu Bu’s order as the coach:
"After taking Shexian County, Ma Chao, Zhang Xiu, and Hao Zhao led a thousand light cavalry, one man and three horses, to Changshan County to pick up General Zilong's family...Wu Erlang, who settled in the real world, also sent five vehicles with reduced "The carriage with vibration function"
Unexpectedly, Wu Song took so much trouble, Zhao Yun was very moved:
"When he goes to the real world, Yun will definitely thank the tiger-fighting hero in person!"
< br>Before coming to Shangdang County, Zhao Yun had read "Water Margin" and liked to kill the tiger Wu Erlang with his bare hands. He also thought about asking Wen Hou to help introduce him to the real world.
Brother Zhao Feng's health is deteriorating. It would be best if he had a comfortable carriage to ride on during the long journey.
Everyone went to the back of the military camp to look at the five carriages. The carriages were in the shape of a typical European carriage, relatively tall, with solid rubber tires on the wheels, independent suspension, and strong shock absorption capabilities.
The carriage is covered with double layers of sponges and two brand new space quilts, which can be covered directly when riding in the carriage to prevent you from getting cold.
In addition, there are various daily necessities such as cassette stoves, cold medicine, self-heating hot pot, baby warmers, noodles, dehydrated vegetable bags, down jackets, etc. in the hidden compartment of the carriage, highlighting the richness.
The roof of the car is also covered with solar power panels, which can charge mobile phones at any time.
As for the width, it is a typical double carriage shaft, pulled by two horses, which can ensure speed.
If you are in a hurry, you can add a few more horses in front. All matching reins are provided, and you can add up to eight horses. The speed can easily reach more than 50 kilometers per hour.
After seeing the carriage sent by Wu Song, Zhao Yun felt more urgent to take his family to the real world.
Unfortunately, there are still Fukouguan and Shexian in front of us. We must capture them quickly to prevent Yuan Shao from harming his brother when he finds out about this!
But now that it is getting late, even if we want to attack, we can only wait until tomorrow.
Zhao Yun said:
"I will fight at Guanxia early tomorrow morning. What if Gao Lan stays behind closed doors?"
Song Xian, who was following the forward cavalry, took the initiative to ask for orders:
"Don't worry, General Zilong. , I will call the formation for you tomorrow morning. Even if Gao Lan only has one breath left, I can help you call him out... But first, I am very weak in martial arts. I am only responsible for calling the formation, not against the enemy. "< br>
Zhao Yun was amused by this guy's sincerity:
"Don't worry, as long as Gao Lan comes out, I can keep him!"
Huang Zhong and others looked at each other and knew very well that Zhao Yun's special plug-in "Yun Da Nu" was about to be launched!
On the way to Gaodu County, Lu Bu’s soldiers were setting up tents, and Lu Bu himself brought a large pot full of vegetables from the real world:
“It’s not enough, there are more. "There are other dishes over there."
When the tent was set up, Lu Bu brought two large baskets of steamed buns and some scallion pancakes. Everyone could eat whatever they wanted, so they had a higher degree of freedom.
Qin Yilu, led by the Guards, diligently served Lu Bu a large bowl and brought two steamed buns:
"General, when we get to Gaodu County, shall we start repairing the signal tower directly?"
"Yes, didn't we use the walkie-talkie today to let the other side dig a hole first? We will rush to Gaodu County tomorrow and dig the hole first. The base of the signal tower is poured with concrete, and then we will deal with the government affairs over there.”
After pouring the base, it will take a few days to solidify. During this period, Lu Bu was not idle, paying attention to the battle situation and handling the high-level affairs. To solve the remaining problems in Duxian County, some agricultural machinery and equipment and diesel were also transported.
If there is time next year, one or two hydropower stations will be built on the Xushui River according to the height of the river, so that both Gaodu County and Xunshi County can use electricity.
With electricity, the development of people's livelihood can be on the fast track.
Lu Bu took two bites of the food, looked at Qin Yilu and asked:
"Do you want to stay in Gaodu County to develop, or go to Hanoi County?"
Qin Yilu put down the bowl and chopsticks, raised his hands and said:
"The villain wants to follow the general, not at the grassroots level."
Ouch, do you want to be a personal bodyguard?
Lu Bu said:
"I have to travel tens of thousands of miles during this period. After leaving Hanoi County, I am ready to go alone... If you want to continue serving in the army, you can stay in Hanoi County and serve as Xu Rong's captain. "
Xu Rong's military strength is not worth it, and the princes adjacent to Hanoi, whether Cao Cao or Yuan Shao, have generals who can easily kill Xu Rong, so they need to form a defensive force.
Although the captain's official position may not sound high, he can still manage thousands of people, which is several levels higher than the current team rate.
The most important thing is that Hanoi County will become a bridgehead for attacking Cao Cao and Yuan Shao in the future. There will be no shortage of battles. As long as you mix well, military achievements will be awesome.
Qin Yilu quickly handed over his hands and thanked him. Lu Bu had nothing to do and chatted with him about his family life:
"Are you married?"
"No, my family found a fiancée before, but she hasn't gotten married yet. Dong Zhuo They got separated when we marched westward. My parents are planning to help me find a good match from Guanzhong in another two years. "
It seems that the Du family hasn't appeared yet... Lu Bu joked, Talked about something else.
Everyone ate all the vegetables and staple food, fed the horses dry food and water, and then got into the tent to rest.
Lu Bu sent the basin and basket to the real world, muttering:
"It's a pity that I can't experience the grand occasion of Yun Da's anger in person."
Zhao Yunbing came to Fukou Pass, The battle will definitely be exciting. As for whether Gao Lan will come out to fight the enemy, there is no need to worry about that.
Song Xian, Cao Xing, Zhou Yu, and Ma Chao who went with the army were all masters of swearing, especially Song Xian. Even Wei Xu had to avoid the edge for a while because of his foul mouth. Unless Gao Lan was like Sima Yi If you hide in the pass like that and act like a coward, otherwise you will definitely come out of the pass and challenge Yun Mei.
Li Yu said:
"I asked the empress to record it, and you can save it on your mobile phone and watch it again and again."
"Thank you, dear brother. I hope Zilong can enjoy the game and give the world of the Three Kingdoms a perfect ending!"
< br>After Lu Bu finished speaking, he returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms, preparing to rest overnight and continue his journey tomorrow.
A few hours later, Li Yu came to the scenic spot with two glasses of juice, ready to enjoy the scene of Zhao Yun's battle.
The flow of time on both sides is different. A few hours here, it is already the early morning of the next day in the Three Kingdoms world.
At the Fukou Pass camp, everyone had an early meal and then started preparing their own outfits.
Zhao Yun put on a silver helmet and silver armor, held a bright silver gun made by Zhao Dahu himself, and led 5,000 men and horses with his generals to Fukou Pass.
On one side of the military formation, Cao Xing was playing with artillery.
Once Zhao Yun captured Gao Lan, he opened fire and bombarded Fukou Pass, trying to capture the pass in one fell swoop.
Of course, if Gao Lan really doesn't fight, the artillery will still attack.
Anyway, even if the King of Heaven comes today, I have to take down Fukou Pass. If I drag it on, I will be laughed at by Wei Xuchenglian and the others for the rest of their lives.
Everything was ready, Song Xian began to challenge.
This guy was carrying a big horn and riding a handsome black horse. He arrived in front of the formation happily. He first flipped his hair coquettishly, put on his sunglasses, and then started to fight. made a gesture.
A group of subordinates stood on both sides carrying several large drums, holding cymbals, gongs and other traditional musical instruments. They did not look like they were calling for formation, but rather like laborers in a military band. Ma Chao thought he was good enough to handle the job, but in front of Song Xian, he was still like a younger brother... He was really always learning!
Zhou Yu said with a smile:
“I didn’t expect that our army also has the seventh temporary division!”
As soon as the “Military Band” appeared, the defenders at Fukou Pass noticed it, General Gao Lan held on to the city wall and looked at this scene with a smile:
"The so-called imperial army is just a clown's ear!"
In order to see the joke of the imperial army, he asked everyone in the pass to Come to the wall and watch the imperial army make a fool of themselves together.
However, this played into Song Xian's plan. The guy used his binoculars to look at the black heads on the wall. He clapped his hands lightly, and the military band started to beat the rhythm of "dong dong, dong, dong, dong, dong."
Song Xian followed the rhythm and shook his head for a while, then he raised the trumpet in his hand and began to shout:
"Gaolan Gaolan, soft when touched, like a woman, without eggs" ! ”
“If you look high and have no eggs, you will pant when you encounter a strong enemy!”
“If you look high, you will pant and sell your butt. Five cents a night!”
"Gao Lan, Gao Lan, five cents a night, stick out his butt, affectionate!"
"..."
Gao Lan, who was on the wall, was ready to refuse to persuade him to surrender. , and even organized a bunch of vocabulary to scold Lu Bu, Jia Xu, Cai Yong, Lu Zhi and other important court officials one by one.
When these words reached Yuan Shao's ears, it was just a matter of one sentence to be promoted to an official position.
What Yan Liang Wen Chou can do, we Gao Lan can do the same!
However, Gao Lan never expected that the group of clowns under the wall did not surrender or challenge him, but instead made him look like a bastard.
In a military camp dominated by men, this is simply a more serious humiliation than digging up ancestral graves!
Gao Lan was so angry that his lips trembled and he almost fell off the wall.
He wanted to scold him back and say something harsh, but the other person's voice was so loud and he was beating gongs and drums that he couldn't suppress the other person's voice at all. Instead, he was humiliated again.
“The famous prostitute Gao Lan, committed to Yuan Tan, fought during the day and fell in love at night!”
"When Yuan Shao saw this, he was so horny that he took off his clothes and joined the battle group!"
In front of the statue, Li Yu couldn't help but hold his forehead and sigh:
"Gouzi Literature, It eventually spread to the world of the Three Kingdoms!"
The Queen was also speechless:
"What's the point of this kid's mouth? You didn't secretly read him any curse words, did you?"
"No, no, it's all his own thinking... Don't steal Zhuge Liang's show later and turn into Song Xian scolding Wang Lang to death."
With his mouth shut, coach Huang Zhong listened to Song Xian's catchy words. Rap turned his face and told Dong Zhao:
"Send someone to protect Song Xian. I'm worried that after this battle ends, he will be assassinated by Yuan Benchu."
"Okay!"
Yuan Shao is not an open-minded person. He heard that Dong Zhao’s younger brother was working for Zhang Miao and he wanted to kill Dong Zhao. However, the festival between him and Zhang Miao was just a meeting of the 18th princes. During the alliance, Zhang Miao, who provided money and effort, only contradicted him a few times.
Such a person, programmed into Gouzi literature by Song Xian, is still the kind of father and son who sleep together, and will definitely get angry.
Zhao Yun completely understood the meaning of specializing in the art:
“No wonder Marquis Wen named Song Xian to stay in She County. If he scolded him three times a day, Yuan Shao would not give up on Jizhou. He will personally bring his army to conquer. "
This kind of advance can be used to make Yuan Shao break his defenses, and retreat can fool the people into defecting to the party. If used well, it is no less than a top military general.
And after taking care of Yuan Shao, Song Xian can continue to deal with Cao Cao, Gongsun Zan, Liu Biao... Anyway, he can arrange all the princes in the Central Plains.
If he could go back and learn Xianbei's words, then foreigners could also be within Song Xian's range.
Well, it’s time for them to experience the destructive power of language!
Ma Chao sighed:
“Fortunately, we are one of our own. If the person opposite scolds me like this, even if I run away to the ends of the earth, someone will catch him and cut his tongue.”
Not far away, Cao Xing adjusted the cannon and said sourly:
"Damn, the limelight was stolen by that piece of shit Song Xian again."
He used an angle meter to calibrate all the muzzles, placed the shells, and was ready to bomb Fukou Pass.
Gao Lan was furious after being scolded by Song Xian. Without saying a word, he came down from the wall, put on his armor, got on his horse, took the long knife handed over by his own soldiers, and said to the soldiers guarding the gate:
"Open the door, open the door, I will kill that bastard myself!"
As soon as the door was opened, Gao Lan rushed out first, while Song Xian, who was cursing, did not hesitate and turned the horse's head. , led his military band and ran towards the back:
"General Zilong, come and save me!"
Song Xian thought he was incapable of dealing with a master who could fight Xu Zhu to a close match.
Especially if you don’t even have a weapon in your hand, you can’t expect the loudspeaker to blow Gao Lan’s brain out and turn him into a fool with an IQ of less than three years old, right?
Zhao Yun had already made preparations. He picked up his spear, rode on the Zhaoye Jade Lion and White Horse, and rushed straight to Gao Lan to greet him:
"Brother Song Xian, don't be anxious, Zilong is coming! ”
The sound of "Zilong is here" made Song Xian feel relieved for a while. He picked up the trumpet and continued to shout to Gao Lan:
"Don't give it away again. I have taken your red bellyband as a souvenir. He As soon as I become famous, I will come back to you!"
These words completely dissipated Gao Lan's remaining sanity, and all he could think about was catching up with this guy who was spitting shit and tearing him into pieces!
Zhao Yun crossed Song Xian and faced Gao Lan to kill him.
At this time, not only Huang Zhong, Ma Chao, Zhou Yu and others were observing, but also Li Yu in the real world, Empress Nuwa in the Wa Palace, Empress Hou Tu in the underworld, Zhenyuan Immortal of Wuzhuang Temple, and the Empress of Bajing Palace. Laojun and Xuandu...
Everyone is very curious about what the legendary Yun Danu is like.
On the horizon, Zhang Daoling grabbed a handful of Qiaqia melon seeds given to him by Mu Guiying, eating them while watching a show. It was rare for a messenger from all realms under the Queen's seat to be so leisurely.
Soon, Zhao Zilong, with his white horse and silver gun, ran into the famous Hebei general Gao Lan.
But Gao Lan was thinking about Song Xian and was not willing to fight Zhao Yun at all:
"Get out of the way, everyone else. Today, Japan will only kill the man who spits shit. Others dare to Stop it and kill without mercy!”
Zhao Yun:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Hey guys, I’ve become an idler, haven’t I?
Adou's fighting ability is so weak, I can go in and out seven times to bring him back. Today, you hurt Song Xian in front of everyone, where can I put my face?
He didn't say anything, raised his shining silver spear and went straight for Gao Lan's neck.
As soon as Gao Lan was angry, he first dodged Zhao Yun's spear, then picked up his long knife and slashed in a burst:
"Where did the unknown person come from? Get away!"
The unknown person?
Zhao Yun took a deep breath. It seems that the day I killed Ju Yi, you took leave and didn't go to work!
Being despised as a nobody and being scolded to go away, Zilong's anger level kept rising. He widened his eyes angrily and shouted:
"I am Changshan Zhao Zilong! A traitor! Die!”
When the beating started, Zhao Yun was still thinking about Song Xian's curse words, so the look in Gao Lan's eyes was somewhat playful.
But he didn't expect Gao Lan to despise himself, and he immediately became angry.
Zhao Yun dodged Gao Lan's long knife and used the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Spear for which he was famous. The silver spear flew up and down, and the spear tip greeted Gao Lan like raindrops.
In the Eight Views Palace, Lao Jun, who had drooped eyebrows, suddenly became interested:
"Generally, when a general is angry, his breath will be unstable, and even his anger will attack his heart. When this man is angry, his marksmanship becomes even worse. Exquisite and truly amazing! ”
In front of the Fukou Pass, Zhao Yun was so angry that he didn't know that he was praised by Lao Jun. When Gao Lan raised his sword to block in a hurry, his spear was like a white dragon and penetrated straight into Gao Lan's chest.
Gao Lan, the four pillars of Hebei Province and a famous general, was shot by Zhao Yun when his anger broke out.
Similarly angry, one's level is greatly reduced, another's combat power is doubled, and the result of the battle can be imagined.
As masters, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao have already seen the subtlety of Zhao Yun's marksmanship. The weaker Zhang Xiu is thoughtful, and the remaining Zhou Yu, Song Xian and others are a little confused. .
I just felt that the two of them had not fought for a long time before the originally aggressive Gao Lan was stabbed to death with a single shot.
If this were to be placed in the original work, it would be:
"Yun was furious, and after a long battle, Gao Lan was knocked down with one shot!"
(End of this chapter)
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