Chapter 471: Great Sage, you are fine! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“This mountain was formerly known as Five Elements Mountain. Later, His Majesty the Tang Dynasty led troops to attack here and used it as a boundary, so it was renamed Liangjie Mountain...”
Two Realms Mountain Over the mountain, Zhang Daoling heard the woodcutter introducing the mountain to outsiders. He also emphasized that there was a demon monkey pressing in the mountain and they needed to stay away to avoid getting hurt.
Zhang Daoling flew forward some distance and finally saw the monkey being pressed down at the bottom of the mountain.
Only its head and two hands were exposed. It was dirty all over, and the stones around its neck were worn smooth. After hearing the woodcutter’s words, the monkey muttered to himself:
"Your grandfather arranged for me to be a monster monkey, and your father arranged for me to be a monster monkey. Now it's your turn, and you also arranged for me to come out one day and demolish your house and smash your family's pot!"
Zhang Daoling carried a whole box of bananas and slowly descended from the sky. He greeted with a smile:
"Great Sage, you are well."
Stuck in the cave Sun Wukong raised his head and saw Zhang Daoling. He immediately said with a playful smile:
"Old Zhang, you came all the way here to see my joke... What did you bring? The fruity smell is so strong. , Could it be that the Jade Emperor made some kind of poison to harm my grandson?”
Zhang Daoling opened the carton, took out a handful of bananas, broke off one, peeled it open, and handed it to Wukong:
"If it is poisonous, will you eat it?"
"Eat, eat. Eat, it's so delicious, it's poisoned to death, just in time for Lao Sun to fight again in the underworld."
Wukong held the banana in both hands and ate it, he was so happy:
"Daily. Taking iron pills and drinking copper juice, and suddenly tasting such delicious fairy fruit, it made me feel like I was in a dream...Old Zhang, what are you doing here? Isn't the Jade Emperor trying to kill me again?"
Zhang Daoling sat at the entrance of the cave and placed a whole handful of bananas in front of Wukong:
"The great sage doesn't know, the poor Taoist no longer serves in the heaven."
"Oh? Why? You were also taken by the emperor. Demoted?"
"No, Pindao has left the Heavenly Order and joined the army of Nuwa."
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, a little confused:
"What has happened in the past five hundred years? Lao Zhang, if you have nothing to do, tell me, Lao Sun... Hasn't the empress stopped asking about the affairs of the Three Realms a long time ago?"
Zhang Daoling sat cross-legged, and from then on The B&B started talking.
After everything was said and a box of bananas had gone into the monkey's belly, Zhang Daoling pulled out a box of big green mangos and a watermelon from the void and continued to feed it.
While Wukong was eating, he had no idea that things would develop to this point:
"In other words, Tathagata, the immortals of the Conferred God World, and the gods of the underworld Are they all in the same group as us?”
"It can be said that it is actually mainly for the great prosperity of the human race. Although the human race under the jurisdiction of the heaven is also called great prosperity, it is like a livestock in captivity. The empress is the mother of the human race and wants the human race to truly stand up."
"My grandson is not from the human race..."
"The human race can provide a steady stream of merit."
"Having said that, although my grandson is not from the human race, he was born in the human world after all. , grew up in the human world. When he left Huaguo Mountain to study art, he also went to Chang'an and other places, and learned a lot of human etiquette. Strictly speaking, he is also a part of the human race... As long as Lao Zhang can guarantee that the hunter will not massacre Monkeys and grandsons of Huaguo Mountain, I am standing by your side.”
Wukong has nothing to worry about. The only thing he can’t let go of is the group of little monkeys in Huaguo Mountain.
Unfortunately, many of them were burned to death by the Six Sages of Meishan during the riot in the Heavenly Palace. Later, they were continuously massacred by hunters, resulting in the decrease in the number of monkeys.
Zhang Daoling said:
"I can use the power of the Heavenly Master to move all the residents around Huaguo Mountain, but there is nothing I can do about birth, old age, illness, death or natural disasters."
“You don’t need to tell me this, Lao Sun will naturally understand.”
Sun Wukong moved his body and started to come up with strange ideas:
"Old Zhang, since we are our own people, can you please reveal the note above to me? I, Old Sun, will go out to stretch my legs. When the monk comes, we can go on the road together, or we can go to Chang'an to find him."< br>
"That is the spell sealed by Tathagata himself. It needs his disciples to unlock it. If you wait any longer, Monk Tang will arrive by October at the latest...I will give you a mobile phone. You can do it if you are bored." Let’s play first. Shengzi has saved a lot of mini-games and related novels. You can read them when you get bored.”
Zhang Daoling took out his mobile phone and taught Wukong the specific usage, and also taught him how to use the magic power. A small magical power that simulates electricity:
"This thing is extremely delicate. You must contain the magic power when charging, and don't destroy the phone."
As soon as he finished speaking, Wukong used his newly learned magical power. , a trace of electric arc appeared on his finger, and he hurriedly put it into the charging port of the mobile phone. The whole mobile phone instantly caught fire and exploded, and the electric arc spread everywhere.
Zhang Daoling: "..."
Yes, I reminded you in vain.
Wukong smiled awkwardly:
"I didn't expect this thing to be so weak. Lao Zhang, give me another one. This time I know how to operate it."
< br>Zhang Daoling waved his whisk, and the phone that had just exploded restored itself as if the camera was turned upside down.
For an immortal of his level, it is easy to restore items.
Wukong tried again, and after blowing up three mobile phones in a row, he gradually mastered the charging skills, and then he started playing with his mobile phone happily like an otaku.
At this time, the woodcutter from before came over. When he saw Zhang Daoling, he shouted loudly:
"Taoist Master, get away from that monkey quickly, it will hurt people's lives!"
After hearing this, Wukong quit:
"Your family has been arranging me for generations, and it's endless, right?"
Zhang Daoling said with a smile:
"It's my duty, so don't be angry, the Great Sage."
"Responsibility... Is he from heaven?"
"The nearby mountain god Tuyue was worried that you would trick mortals into taking off the Buddha's spell, so he kept wandering nearby to avoid being punished for dereliction of duty. ”
Upon hearing this, Wukong rolled his eyes and shouted to the woodcutter in the distance:
"Little woodcutter, I have mastered the method of getting out of here. If you don't want to be punished, quickly offer the fruit." Good wine, let me have a good time!"
This monkey is really clever. Once he knows that the other party has a weakness, he will take advantage of it quickly.
But he is about to get out of trouble, so let him enjoy it for a while.
Zhang Daoling waved his hand, and a small sapling appeared next to him. He waved his whisk, and the sapling grew up quickly and bore a tree of fruit. Then he said to the overwhelmed woodcutter:
"Pick a fruit for the Great Sage every day. When all the fruits on the tree are picked, it will be the day when he is out of trouble. At that time, you can go to the Nuwa Palace in Chang'an. There will be another reward for you."
Woodcutter. Only then did he recognize Zhang Daoling's identity, and he quickly saluted:
"Thank you, Master Tian!"
Zhang Daoling did not stay for long, bid farewell to Wukong, and then returned to the Wa Palace outside the Three Realms.
Seeing Nuwa, he told the story of his trip, and then asked:
"I dare to ask the empress, why does the great sage have to learn the magic power of charging?"
The empress smiled:
"It's just to let him better master the magic power before embarking on the journey to obtain the scriptures. ...The more subtle the control of mana, the better he can understand the meaning of Tao, which will be beneficial to his future advancement."
The seemingly casual arrangements really have deep meanings... Zhang Daoling let out a long sigh. , I feel more and more that I made the right choice to abandon the darkness and turn to the light.
When I get the chance, I can pull Ge Hong over too.
They are all gods from the human race. If they don’t talk about embracing the human race, what are they doing in a daze?
The empress took out a wind-fixing bead, a dust-proof bead, a bright-eyed bead, a water-proof bead, and a fire-proof bead. When the five beads were put together, they immediately turned into one. The smaller one is a purple gold tiara with phoenix wings.
She handed the crown to Zhang Daoling:
"When Xuanzang was about to arrive at the Two Realms Mountains, he gave this thing to him. When Wukong got out of trouble, he asked Wukong to wear it on his head. The crown can remove smoke, prevent dust, improve eyesight, avoid water, and ward off fire. It can help Wukong in the future. "
Although Sun Wukong has great powers, he also has weaknesses.
Generally speaking, I am afraid of smoke and fire, so I am not good at fighting underwater.
Now that I have the purple gold crown made from spiritual beads, my weakness has been completely compensated. When I encounter monsters such as the Yellow Wind Monster, the Red Boy, the Inspiration King, and the Centipede Spirit, I don’t need to call in reinforcements. Wukong One person can take care of it.
Of course, this time Tang Seng will no longer mistake monsters for good people. The entire scripture-retrieving team will work together as one. No matter what monsters they encounter, they will not be able to stop the four masters and disciples.
Zhang Daoling said with emotion:
"In the original work, the tightening curse was ready before the Great Sage was out of trouble, and he was restricted everywhere; now it is the Empress who takes the decision, refining the magic weapon in advance to address the Great Sage's shortcomings. , I’m really happy for the great sage to help him.”
The empress said:
"My way of discipline is different from that of Buddhism. They advocate the annihilation of desires. I prefer to liberate nature. What I want is a Monkey King who fights against heaven and earth, not the one who wears a golden hoop. ”
Although the status of Victory Buddha is high enough, even among the true Buddhas, the lawless and flamboyant Monkey King Monkey King is the background of Sun Wukong. , which is why people have loved him for thousands of years.
Zhang Daoling put away the purple gold crown with phoenix wings and asked in a low voice:
"If so, then where is the Buddha in the West..."
The empress's style was obviously contrary to the ideas advocated by Buddhism, so he was worried about causing internal conflicts. "It's okay, Duobao knows what to do. After this Buddhist scripture study, only Xuanzang can be canonized by Buddhism. The gods of Wukong, Wuneng, Wujing and Xiaobailong will be canonized by me personally."
In the original work, Xuanzang cried and cried all the way, and finally got great merit and became the Tantan Merit Buddha, which increased his righteousness.
Wukong was the second most meritorious, and was awarded the title of Fighting Victorious Buddha to increase his righteousness.
There is absolutely no problem with the awards given to these two people, but it is a bit mysterious for Sha Seng to be granted the title of Golden Arhat, which increases the level of Zhengguo and is equal to the titles of Tang Monk and Wukong.
Because the second senior brother, Zhu Bajie, only received the reward of the Pure Altar Envoy, and your position was obviously inferior to Tang Seng, Wukong and Sha Seng. He also had no power in his hands and was only responsible for eating offerings from various places.
On the other hand, Xiao Bailong, as the last hope of the Dragon Clan, not only became the Eight Heavenly Dragon Horses, but was also granted the title of Ru Zhengguo.
Taking advantage of this journey to the west to measure the calamity, the Empress will re-offer rewards, straighten out Buddhism, and revise some scripture meanings to prevent the people from being misled by Buddhism and causing their families to be destroyed and their wives to be separated.
Zhang Daoling rested for a while, returned to the world of Journey to the West, moved all the people around Huaguo Mountain, and designated a place for them as a village in Aolai Country.
Huaguoshan is a small island. Without the people, the monkeys basically have no natural enemies and can develop freely.
In order to help Wukong solve his worries, Zhang Daoling set up the Nine Palaces and Bagua array on the island, hiding the entire Huaguo Mountain from the land of China.
This will become Wukong's exclusive secret base in the future, and it will also be Wukong's hometown.
It doesn’t matter how the monkey group develops, but they cannot be bullied.
In order to prevent food shortages in Huaguo Mountain, Lao Zhang planted a lot of fruit trees and marked them, planning to visit them in ten years and steal some monkey wine to share with everyone.
Monkey wine is a fruit wine brewed by monkeys using fruits. It is said to be so delicious that only the monkey king can enjoy it.
Lao Zhang feels that he has suffered for half his life and should also enjoy it.
Leaving Huaguo Mountain, he flew over Chang'an and took a look. Li Shimin, who had regained his health, was now dancing in the palace, with stone locks and other martial arts training supplies beside him.
Obviously, after his body recovered, Li Shimin, who was over 40 years old, started exercising again to prepare for the next imperial conquest.
In the real world, Li Yu was sitting in the study, playing several rounds of tank battles with Mu Guiying. As soon as he closed the game, Zhou Ruotong made a video call:
"What are you doing? ?”
"Sister Zhou, sir, I am eating fruit and I am studying."
Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan each carried a portion of four-fruit soup and walked on the pedestrian street in Quanzhou, admiring the night view and said:
"Xiaochan and I went to the Guanyue Temple in Tonghuai, and we drew lots, and all of them were good ones."
Mu Guiying talked about studying, but was soon confused by two People are attracted by what they eat:
“Sister Zhou, what are you eating?”
"The famous four-fruit soup here, but it's a pity that it can't be delivered by express delivery, otherwise I would send you some to try."
Just as he was talking, Diao Chan broke into the shot and took a big sip at the camera. , the Queen felt itchy in her heart when she saw it:
“It looks quite ordinary, colorful and chemically synthesized at first glance. The sweet and sour pork ribs I had this afternoon are better, and they still have crispy bones. One bite Just click, click, super delicious.”
Diao Chan drank the sweet soup:
“We just had ginger duck. The duck and ginger were stewed in a casserole. It was super delicious and warm. It warms the stomach and nourishes the skin. Sister Guiying, you don’t want to eat it at all, do you?”
Mu Guiying: "..."
Good guy, you are starting to fight back now, right?
She glanced at Li Yu and mouthed:
"I want to eat ginger duck."
Li Yu quickly turned on his phone and started searching for where Boss Lin was. In the food tutorial posted online, I actually found the recipe for ginger duck.
To put it bluntly, this thing is a duck fried with old ginger, and then stewed with soy sauce, rice wine, rock sugar, salt and other condiments. It does look quite tempting.
He read it carefully and planned to go to the village tomorrow to find two ducks suffering from heatstroke, buy some old ginger, and try stewing it in a casserole.
If it tastes good, buy a few more ducks and let the old mother and Queen Houtu have a taste.
It’s a pity that Xuanzang was a vegetarian and couldn’t try it together.
After watching Ginger Duck’s tutorial, Li Yu saw that Mu Guiying and Diao Chan were still bickering and quickly changed the subject:
"Has Zhao Dahu been left outside and hasn't come back yet? I'm still waiting for him to process some weapons."
When Xiaochan heard this, he said:
"Sir, don't wait, I and I Sister Jing made an appointment to meet at West Lake. Then she would wear Hanfu and play the role of Xu Xian, and let Sister Zhou and I play the roles of White Snake and Xiao Qing. We planned to have a chance encounter. "
Li Yu felt it was awkward.
Even if everyone is wearing Hanfu, it is not so easy to find. After all, there are hundreds of white ladies holding oil-paper umbrellas running around the broken bridge near the West Lake all year round. If you are not careful, you will admit your mistake.
When it came to the West Lake, Mu Guiying became interested:
"Xiaochan Fairy, can you try the West Lake Vinegar Fish for me? The description in the book is very delicious."
Zhou Ruotong He smiled and said:
“How much you look forward to, you will be disappointed. All the people in Hangzhou I know do not recommend that I eat West Lake vinegar fish, so I should eat something else.”
< br>While chatting, Ge Huihui, dressed in Hanfu, suddenly burst into the camera:
"Hello, hello, welcome to Dahujian... I hurriedly hurriedly and slowly flew from the capital to Quanzhou. Boss Li, your wife has fallen into my hands, please bring Brother Dao to exchange for her!"
Good guy, are you attracted to Gouzi?
Li Yu took his mobile phone and took a picture of Brother Dao, who was sleeping soundly on the carpet:
"The dog is sleeping. He goes to bed early and gets up early now. He pays more attention to it than me. Stay healthy."
"Hahahaha, Brother Dao opened his eyes secretly. He must be pretending to be asleep. I will go to the B&B when he is not busy and let him wait for me."
"Okay, no problem!"
After chatting for a while, the two parties ended the video call.
Ge Huihui adjusted his Hanfu and waved his hand:
“Come to Hu Jian, meet us over a drink, take a walk, and take you to try our Da Hu Jian’s drinks, absolutely Not inferior to Heytea and Bawang Chaji.”
In the study room of the B&B, Mu Guiying was lying on the sofa, leaning on Li Yu’s thigh, and carefully watching Boss Lin’s ginger duck tutorial:
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"It's nothing, it looks ordinary, and it can be eaten wet or dry..."
She muttered while secretly wiping the drool from the corner of her mouth.
Li Yu pinched the girl's cheek:
"I just watched the tutorial. Tomorrow morning I will go to the market to buy some old ginger, then go to the village to catch two ducks, and I will make ginger mother for you at noon. Duck.”
“Really, husband?”
The Queen was very happy:
“Just now Fairy Little Cicada said it was delicious, and I really want to try it. She is good or bad, she always tempts me with delicious food, and you don’t care.”
Good guy, aren't you the one who takes the initiative every time?
Li Yu lowered his head and was about to kiss the girl when a figure wearing a cassock flashed at the door, then flashed out again:
"Don't look at anything inappropriate, it's good, it's good..."
Mu Guiying immediately sat up from the sofa and shouted to the door:
"Xiao Sanzang, why are you here in the middle of the night?"
Seeing the two separated, Xuanzang walked into the study. , said apologetically:
"It's noon over there. I don't want to disturb His Royal Highness and His Concubine the Holy Son, it's already late at night here. It's a death penalty for a young monk."
Li Yu asked:
"What's going on over there in Chang'an?"
"Reporting to Your Majesty the Holy Son, the Dragon King of Jinghe started to make trouble in the palace. His Majesty scolded him several times, but he still refused to leave and even dragged your Majesty. Go to the underworld to find judgment with the King of Hell!"
Sure enough, we have reached this point again... Li Yu asked:
"What are Li Shimin going to do?"
"Your Majesty agreed to talk to the Dragon King of Jinghe. He will go with him, but he asked the poor monk to come over and ask His Highness the Holy Son to help him send a message to the underworld to check on the situation of the family members who have passed away. If they have not yet been reincarnated, please ask the Holy Son to help accommodate them and meet their relatives. One side.”
Good guy, I still want to take advantage of a business trip to do personal things... Li Yu agreed:
"Okay, I will send a message to the underworld right now. Just let him go in peace!"
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The first chapter of the original work of "Journey to the West" is very clear. Sun Wukong is the fairy stone left behind from the creation of the world. In addition, it is located on the ancestral vein of the ten continents and absorbs the essence of the world. After hundreds of millions of years, it turned into a stone monkey. It has nothing to do with Nuwa, and it is not a sky-mending stone. According to Sun Wukong's setting, he is actually a congenital creature, but he was born a long, long time later, so his talents in all aspects are top-notch.
(End of this chapter)