Chapter 475 Bixiao: I am ready to assassinate Yuanshi Tianzun! [Requesting monthly tickets]
The plot of Journey to the West has been completely changed. Guanyin’s participation in enlightening Tang Monk and escorting him to obtain scriptures naturally does not need to be involved, but falls on Ksitigarbha, the successor of Buddha.
From the great turmoil at the Water and Land Dharma Ceremony in Chang'an to the final acquisition of the scriptures, all matters that required Guanyin's intervention were replaced by Ksitigarbha.
And if Wukong encounters any monster that is difficult to deal with, he does not need to go to the South China Sea for help. Instead, he goes directly to the underworld to shake Ksitigarbha in person, and by the way, he can also listen to it.
Educating people who seek scriptures is a great merit, and Ksitigarbha is not willing to miss it.
As for Guanyin, let's first think about how to keep Taoist Cihang on Fengshen's side.
Xuan Zang didn’t know this yet. He just felt that the contradictions in Buddhism had almost been made public now, and the role of enlightening Buddhist scriptures probably had little to do with Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Li Yu reminded:
“If your senior brother Ksitigarbha goes to Chang’an for enlightenment and asks him to pay attention to Maitreya Buddha, Buddhism originally determined that the future Buddha will be Maitreya, but now Ksitigarbha is re-identified as Maitreya Buddha. The successor, there is a high probability that the other party will not be able to swallow this breath."
Buddhism was in danger before, and Ksitigarbha needed to hide in the underworld. He only managed to save it by making the great wish of "I will not become a Buddha until hell is empty." life.
And Jin Chanzi needs to be reincarnated to avoid the murderous intention.
Now all the plots have changed. Maitreya, the Buddha from the east who traveled to the world from the west, might be up to some bad tricks.
Xuan Zang thanked Li Yu on behalf of his senior brother, and then said:
"Empress Nuwa has promised that if someone takes action against our senior brother, she will provide appropriate help and protect our senior brother's life. As for the underworld, Empress Houtu is comparable to the Taoist ancestors in the underworld, and no one can surpass her."
There are people protecting her on both sides, which is why Ksitigarbha leaves the place and wanders around when there is nothing to do.
Lu Bu became concerned about Li Shimin over there:
"Has there been any change in Li Shimin after returning from the underworld?"
"I heard that he cried for a while and brought a lot of fruits as a reward. Changsun Wuji and others, but they don’t have the same status as the Queen and Mr. Qin.”
Both of them have already extended their lives and most likely don’t need the fairy fruit anymore.
While chatting, Mu Guiying came to the real world from Muke Village. Seeing everyone sitting in the pavilion chatting, she immediately took out a handkerchief embroidered with Bagua patterns from her arms and showed it off:
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"Haha, Empress Shiji went to the Wa Palace to pay homage to Master. Seeing that I was well-behaved, she specially gave me a handkerchief. As long as I threw it out, I could summon a golden warrior to catch the person... I just tried it on the little fat man and scared him so much. Yelling."
Li Yu: "..."
If I remember correctly, this should be the Bagua Yunguang handkerchief used by Empress Shiji when she captured Li Jing, right?
As a human being, Li Jing was completely defenseless in front of this Bagua Yunguang Pa, and the dignified Chentangguan general was taken away by Shi Ji.
As for Nezha, although he wanted to resist, his Qiankun Circle and Hun Tianling were of no use in front of Empress Shiji.
From a plot perspective alone, there is nothing wrong with what Shi Ji did. Seeing that the three religions are one family, she didn’t care so much about Li Jing.
But Taiyi's little thing is not the same thing as Nezha. Not only did he kill her boy, he turned around and burned Shiji alive, becoming the first immortal to be listed in Jiejiao.
Now that she has given the Bagua Yunguang Pagoda to Her Majesty the Queen, is she intending to hold her in her lap before the catastrophe comes?
Li Yu asked:
“Empress Shiji gave me a big gift as soon as we met. Did she make any request?”
Mu Guiying had a horrified expression on her face:
"Husband, when did you learn to count? You can even guess this, isn't it amazing?"
Li Yu handed it to her A piece of watermelon said:
“If someone suddenly gives you such a magic weapon, you must be asking for something.”
“Empress Shiji wants a pendant of a good luck cat, or a good luck cat. Ornaments are also fine. If sir can give it to me, she will also give me another handkerchief, called the Bagua Dragon Beard Handkerchief. If you throw it out, you can actively catch people... It is said that Empress Qiongxiao used that handkerchief to catch pheasants, hares and the like. The harvest of wild game is abundant.”
Hearing the word Qiong Xiao, any unreasonable operation will become natural.
It’s just that this kind of behavior treats the magic weapon as a hound. If the magic weapon has a spirit, he will definitely be so angry that he vomits blood.
Li Yu said:
"You can bring her some pendants later. Fortunately, Dundun is diligent and this kind of small pendant is easy to process, otherwise we would really be short of supply. "
Empress Shiji must have known that pendants can increase luck, and Jiejiao is notoriously unlucky, so she wanted to use Dundun's power to suppress it.
Lu Bu on the side looked at the colorful handkerchiefs, rubbed his hands and asked:
"Senior sister, when I arrest Ah Ma later, can you lend me this handkerchief so that I can scare him?"
< br>Mu Guiying did not agree:
"Master said, do not use magic weapons to deal with mortals, it will bring karma to the maker of the magic weapons. When these magic weapons are in my hands, the master only allows hunting, not life." It cannot be used in critical situations. "
Then you just dealt with Xiao Bao Zheng... Li Yu took the handkerchief and looked at the Tai Chi Bagua diagram on it carefully. He thought it was quite mysterious, but it was a pity that he couldn't understand it.
If Xie Yingdeng encounters a bottleneck or something later, he can ask Yue Fei to take the handkerchief over and let him understand.
Maybe it can speed up Xie Yingdeng’s path to immortality.
Once he heard that it could not be used on mortals, Lu Bu lost interest. He loaded some watermelons on the electric fifth wheel and took it to Tianjing Pass, intending to reward the soldiers guarding the pass.
After he left, Xuanzang did not stay long. He brought some snacks and fresh fruits to Li Shimin, then left and went back to start planning for the Land and Water Congress.
Yuwen Chengdu had nothing to do, so he rode his bicycle to the Hanfu Factory to work the night shift for Wu Song.
Wu Erlang has been busy in the book world these days. He comes back occasionally, either to carry building materials or to pull concrete.
Now that the signal tower in Handan City has been erected, and the base in Qilin Village has been laid with concrete, and when it was erected, Wu Song went to Li Chun's manor to install a disguised base station.
After everyone left, Mu Guiying sat on Li Yu's lap and said with a smile:
"When I came here just now, Zhang Daoling suddenly mentioned that he wanted to build a statue for Sister Yunxiao... When Sister Zhou comes back, just wait and kneel on the washboard!”
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What does building a statue for Yunxiao have to do with Professor Zhou?
He asked in confusion:
“What do you mean?”
“Are you pretending to be stupid? Sister Yunxiao is very excited. I heard that Lao Jun specially sent it as a gift. With the Purple Gold Gourd, he can deal with the immortal-killing flying knives in the future. Immortal Zhenyuan also gave him the stone skin of the Book of the Earth, which can be used to summon the Book of the Earth to protect the body in an emergency... Before the fourth lady made the relationship clear, everyone went up to the pole to fawn over. Are you very proud?”
You’re so proud. I just want to prepare the washboard now so that I won’t be beaten to the point of vomiting blood by Sister Zhou... Li Yu picked up a piece of watermelon and took a bite. ：
"Let's survive the catastrophe first. The development of each world is not very clear now. How can I have the heart to think about this... Yunxiao likes to eat snowskin mooncakes, right? I will make some for her tomorrow."
"Tsk, tsk, what should I do if I like to eat big bones?"
"I'll do it too, do both...I'll make big bone stewed snowskin mooncakes tomorrow."
The two of them finished the watermelon. , cleaned up the melon skin, then took the flashlight to the bottom of the rope bridge, and pulled out a few ground cages placed in the morning from near the water plants on the riverside.
After pouring out the fish, I actually harvested a small basket of miscellaneous fish, two catfish weighing more than a pound, and four or five eels.
After putting the bait in the ground cage again and throwing it into the water, the two returned to the kitchen and raised the catfish and eel in the pool to spit out the sand. They also picked up the miscellaneous fish and marinated them with onions and ginger before frying them again.
Finally, the dry pot method was used to make it spicy. After Mu Guiying took a sip, she couldn't wait to open a bottle of beer, sit in the restaurant, and eat and drink happily.
This girl didn't make it in time for dinner, so she always felt that she had suffered a big loss. Now that she has her own exclusive dish, a smile bloomed on her face again.
Li Yu opened a can of highly concentrated craft beer and ate and drank with her.
After eating and drinking, the Queen was obviously drunk. She was supported by Li Yu and sent to room 202. Just as she was about to leave, she was entangled by the person on the bed...
When he woke up in the morning, Li Yu secretly kissed Mu Yatou, then put on good clothes and went downstairs to exercise.
When he came back from running, Lu Bu was hugging Brother Dao and didn't know what to say. Xiao Shimin was sitting on the doorstep, holding his chin in his hands, his little face full of worries.
"What's going on? What trouble have you encountered?"
"Someone went to Changsun's house to propose marriage. Sir, do you think my father-in-law won't agree to it?"
< br>Can you agree to let me put it aside for now? Your father-in-law has such a smooth name. Does Changsun Sheng know about this?
Li Yu thought that the eldest grandson and his sister had lost their father in their early years and had grown up with their uncle Gao Shilian. Therefore, Gao Shilian had a respected position in the Qin Palace. Even among the twenty-four heroes of Lingyan Pavilion, he was ranked sixth, higher than the military god Li Jingdu.
Of course, this kind of ranking generally combines influence from all aspects. Each person in front represents the power of a group.
For example, Wei Zheng, who ranks fourth, represents the power of Prince Li Jiancheng to surrender, so even if he makes a show, Wei Zheng must be put first.
The second-placed Li Xiaogong represents the clan power and is the one who contributes the most in the clan. Changsun Wuji, who ranked first, was not only a minister of Li Shimin's enthronement, but also represented his relatives and Guanlong nobles, so he had a respected status.
As for Gao Shilian, in addition to being Li Shimin's wife and uncle, he also represents an old minister of martial virtue, that is, a courtier of Li Yuan, so he ranks relatively high.
If we were to talk about military merit alone, the top ten would probably be all those vulgar warriors who would destroy the country at every turn.
Li Yu hadn't had breakfast yet and said to Li Shimin:
"Go to the study to check whether there is any information about your father-in-law in the original "Xing Tang Zhuan". If not, follow the instructions. Zhengshi came to check when he passed away and see if he could be saved."
After hearing this, Li Shimin trotted to the study.
Li Yu came to the kitchen, served himself a bowl of shrimp porridge, and took two more vegetables to eat.
Lu Bu came over last night to transport two trucks of solar power panels, and organized manpower to install them this morning. At this moment, his group of soldiers are teaching people in the customs to debug the equipment.
This guy had nothing to do, so he came to the real world, showed off a breakfast, and then hugged Brother Dao and fawned over Master Tiandao.
In the morning, Li Yu stewed the two catfish he caught yesterday with tofu in a casserole, made the eel into shredded eel, stir-fried it with leek moss, and added the dry pot chicken wings. The whole table is filled with dishes such as the soy-fried pork ribs that the Queen has longed for.
The meal was ready, and when he went upstairs to call Li Shimin to eat, he found that the little guy had left.
The computer page is full of Changsun Sheng's information, and one of them shows that Changsun Wugu lost his father when he was eight years old, which seems to be this year.
Tsk, this little guy won’t go back to save his father-in-law, will he?
Since he is not here, everyone starts to eat.
Li Yu had eaten and drank enough, and mixed the jujube paste filling, taro paste filling, coconut filling, custard filling, bean paste filling, black sesame filling, white lotus paste filling that he had prepared in the morning... a total of seven or eight kinds of various flavors. All the fillings were brought out, and then the cooked glutinous rice noodles that had been kneaded in the morning were brought over and started to make the fillings.
It’s not difficult to make this kind of snack. You just need to wrap it up and put it into a mold to shape it. It’s very simple.
It's a pity that Li Yu doesn't know how to make chocolate mooncakes, otherwise he would have let Yunxiao try it.
While Li Yu was making them, Mu Guiying would taste one bite of this and another of that. By the time Li Yu made all the snowskin mooncakes, she was almost full.
The prepared snow-skin mooncakes are placed on a tray with baking paper and sprinkled with some icing sugar to make the texture richer and more delicious.
"Husband, should I go and deliver it to Sister Yunxiao now?"
"Wait a while and put it in the refrigerator to freeze it first, so that the ice-cold texture will be more enjoyable. .”
"So considerate. If I were Sister Yunxiao, I would definitely jump into your arms and call you husband... Hahaha, it seems that Sister Yunxiao can't do such a thing. How about I dress up as Sister Yunxiao tonight?"
Li Yu took a piece of snowskin mooncake and stuffed it into the girl’s mouth:
“Can’t such a delicious mooncake stop your mouth?”
“Hey, Is this creamy ice cream flavor?”
I made a little too much crust today, so Li Yu simply took out some ice cream from the freezer and packed it in. Unexpectedly, it tasted pretty good.
Soon, the prepared snow-skin mooncakes were frozen. Mu Guiying put all the trays on the trolley, pushed them back to Muke Village, and then immediately came to the Wa Palace to honor her master.
“This stuff is cold and delicious.”
The empress tasted one and called Yunxiao over:
“My son heard that you like to eat it. I specially made some snow-skin mooncakes. Try them and see if you like them. If you like them, take them away.” I took a few and planned to let my two sisters and brother Zhao Gongming try them.
The empress waved her hand, and half of these snow-skin mooncakes were gone:
"Take the rest away, I said they were for you to eat, how can I just take a few?"
Travel to the Sky After giving a gift, he accepted all the mooncakes, and then said:
"Just now, Senior Brother Xuandu gave me a purple gourd, which he said was used to deal with the flying knives that kill immortals. I dare to ask the empress, this time Lu Will Taoist Ya still be in cahoots with Chan Jiao? "
"In the future I see, he will be with Chan Jiao most of the time, so you have to be on guard."
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In the original work of "The Romance of the Gods", Lu Ya was one of the few loose immortals who took the initiative to participate in the great catastrophe. He killed many Jie disciples, and even Zhao Gongming was killed by him.
When his disaster was over, he brushed himself off and gave Jiang Ziya the Immortal Killing Flying Knife.
Mu Guiying grabbed a handful of almonds from the coffee table and ate it:
“Master, what is the identity of Taoist Lu Ya?”
“A My old friend’s child, I have warned him not to commit suicide, let alone kill the Jie Jiao Immortal, but he doesn’t listen. Whether he lives or dies in the future has nothing to do with me.”
Those who should be reminded have been reminded, and those who should be warned have also been warned.
Although he is the son of an old friend, we are not in the habit of raising children for others.
If Lu Ya insists on participating in the catastrophe, then let nature take its course. Even if he is killed and placed on the list of gods, he cannot blame others.
With these words, Yun Xiao said:
"When the Conferred God Platform is repaired, my eldest brother and I will not hold back."
Now Jiejiao is very restrained, because even if he is killed, he will not be on the list, and he cannot occupy the god's position. Only when the Fengshen List is officially open for business can he take action.
When the time comes, based on the principle of killing them all, the entire interpretation of the teachings will be filled in the list of gods first. If it is not enough, we will think of other methods.
In short, Coach Jie will not engage in the tactic of adding fuel to the fire this time.
The Empress told Yunxiao:
"If a saint takes action against you, don't hesitate to sacrifice the stone skin of the Book of the Earth directly and summon the Book of the Earth to protect the body. I will do it as soon as possible. Come, no matter who it is, I won’t let him go.”
Although the only saints left now are Yuanshi and Zhunti, Haotian, with the blessing of the Jade Emperor's golden body, can exert strength comparable to that of the saints and cannot be underestimated.
“Thank you so much, Madam!”
“As for my family, I have nothing to thank you for. Let’s go back and give it to Qiong Xiao and the others to try. If you like it, ask my son to make more.”
Yunxiao returned to the Fengshen World and distributed the snowskin mooncakes he brought to everyone. Not only the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit and the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit, but also the newly moved Empress Shiji also received several portions. piece.
Qiong Xiao took a few bites of the snowskin mooncake and frowned, feeling that things were not that simple:
"I love you so much, but you ignore me. Your hot love is extinguished by you and gradually turns cold...Brother-in-law, please work harder and don't be discouraged!"
My brother-in-law sent me snow-skin mooncakes for no reason. It must be because my eldest sister never responded and my heart became cold... Oh, how can I save this relationship? It's so distressing!
Bixiao, who was playing "Assassin's Creed", took off his headphones and asked curiously:
"What are you mumbling about?"
"Nothing, just feeling our Happy life may have twists and turns.”
Bixiao glanced at the second sister with disdain:
"I've been chatting all day long. If you're bored, can you go to the construction site to help?"
Now that the Human Race Sages Museum is in full swing, Meishan The seven monsters were all there to help, and Bixiao felt that the second sister, who had been worried all day long, should also go there, so that she could do more work and stop her wandering thoughts.
Qiong Xiao wanted to tell all the secrets, but finally held back:
“You have no idea how much pressure I’m under, forget it, keep playing the game, I Go and play with Junior Sister Shi Ji next door.”
After saying that, the girl flew out of the game room holding the moon cake.
Seeing her leave, Bixiao quit the game and opened a hidden encrypted document, which was densely filled with the names of Chan Jiao, and behind each name was the Jie Jiao Xian killed in the original work.
The father who killed Yunxiao has been circled, and the Yuanshi Tianzun who killed the second sister has the word "assassination" marked next to it, followed by a question mark.
Obviously, Bixiao was not sure that the assassination would be successful.
She opened a blank document, selected Microsoft YaHei, centered, bolded, and then wrote the title in size 3 font:
[Plan to assassinate Yuanshi Tianzun]
After typing this line, Bixiao clenched his fists:
“Second sister is so stupid, she didn’t even know she was being sold after being released...I I have to use my life to protect the happiness of my eldest sister and my second sister. No one can stop me!”
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I’ve been drinking Chinese medicine for the past two days and I feel better! I drank a lot and felt hot. I even turned on the air conditioner today. I will check it tomorrow and pack some Chinese medicine. If there is no problem, I will resume two updates next Monday!
(End of this chapter)