Chapter 499 Wukong, you can fight with the stereo! [Ask for monthly ticket]
In the real world kitchen, Li Yu is preparing for the evening feast.
Sweet and sour pork ribs, sweet and sour pork loin, cola chicken wings, braised prawns, braised donkey meat, earthen pot venison, braised black pork with dried bamboo shoots, braised lamb with skin...
Mu Guiying tied up her apron and worked aside, pinching a piece from time to time to taste it, then walking around the two electric casseroles next to her to smell the aroma wafting from the pot.
What was stewed in the casserole was tiger meat and bear meat sent by Yunxiao, which were taken from the three demons of Gongzhou.
This meat contains a lot of spiritual power in the book world and looks crystal clear. Unfortunately, in the real world, it turns into ordinary meat.
“If this is photographed and posted online, how many years will we be sentenced?”
Mu Guiying has not eaten tiger meat yet. If it tastes good, then let Mu The brothers in Kezhai worked hard to kill some tigers that were harmful to the people to satisfy their greed.
You don’t even need anyone in the village to do anything, the cloud light handkerchief Shiji Empress gave this girl can easily catch the tiger.
Li Yu picked up a piece of freshly made cherry meat and fed it to Mu Guiying:
"As long as no one takes pictures of the tiger's carcass, it's difficult to judge with just such a piece of meat."
While the young couple were discussing, Xuanzang walked into the restaurant.
He came to the door of the kitchen and saw the various meat dishes inside, and couldn't help but proclaim the Buddha's name.
Seeing him coming, Mu Guiying came outside with a plate of amber walnuts:
"You can eat this, try it, I made it myself."
Xuanzang quickly thanked her:
"Thank you for the reward, Holy Princess!"
Others can call Mu Guiying Third Wife, but he can't. He has a lower seniority, so he can only call her Holy Princess.
Xuan Zang took the plate and did not start eating immediately, but reported the progress:
"Wukong and I have dealt with the six thieves symbolizing the six roots. It's a pity that Wukong didn't wait for them. He had already taken action as soon as he spoke, and the senior brother said that this difficulty was not a problem, so the young monk came to ask His Highness the Holy Son how to remedy this difficulty."
Hearing that something serious was going on, Li Yu wiped his hands and came outside, carefully analyzing the twists and turns inside.
According to the setting of the novel, the cause and effect of heaven and earth are too great, so disasters are brought down. Only the creatures in heaven and earth can survive the disasters, otherwise they will die due to the disasters.
This is the origin of Fengshen Measuring Tribulation and Journey to the West Measuring Tribulation.
Feng Shen Measuring Tribulation was realized with the help of King Wu's defeat of Zhou, while Journey to the West Measuring Tribulation was reflected in the Eighty-One Dilemma.
Only when all eighty-one catastrophes have been overcome can the accumulated cause and effect in the three realms be resolved.
After obtaining the scriptures, the four masters and disciples survived the eighty difficulties, so they urgently asked the four masters and disciples who were flying back to the Tang Dynasty to fall from the air, and then they were thrown into the river by the old turtle in Tongtian River. Wetting the scriptures, I managed to get through another difficulty.
Mu Guiying sat aside and came up with random ideas:
"How about letting Wukong find six more bandits and kill them again?"
Li Yu shook his head:< br>
“According to the settings in the book, doing this will not help... The disaster is aimed at the three realms, but in fact it has little impact on the human world. The life span of a mortal is only a few hundred years. It is the same whether there is a disaster or not, but in heaven If the gods cannot survive this disaster, the impact will be great.”
Xuanzang was very smart and immediately followed this line of thinking:
"So the most anxious thing now is Heaven?"
Li Yu nodded:
"Yes, It should be the Heavenly Court. They have to find a way to add another difficulty, or let a certain Buddha and Bodhisattva from Buddhism respond to the calamity. Anyway, in Buddhism, except for Tathagata Ksitigarbha and your master and disciple, the rest are almost all enemies. , there is nothing to worry about.”
After hearing this, Xuanzang felt relieved:
"If this is the case, then Wukong and I will directly ignore any disasters involving mortals in the future. We will only target gods and demons, not mortals."
Listen, this awareness alone is worth cultivating.
Li Yu said:
"You just move forward. If there are any enemies that you can't deal with, go to Wa Palace or the underworld to ask for support, or you can also ask Zhenyuan Immortal."
< br>“Thank you, His Highness the Holy Son, for your guidance!”
After talking about business, Xuanzang helped his disciple to ask for some fruit.
Li Yu pointed in the direction of the warehouse and said:
"There are two new carts of fruit in the warehouse. Guiying, go and pick out an electric fifth wheel for Xuanzang and let Wukong take it with him. Eat slowly by your side."
"Okay, little Tang Monk, I'll take you there."
Mu Guiying took the disposable lunch box and packed the amber walnuts on the plate. We prepared some pickled bamboo shoots, kimchi, watermelon bean paste, prunes and other vegetarian dishes suitable for mixing with noodles and porridge for Tang Monk.
After Xuanzang thanked him, he followed him to the warehouse, filled a cart full of fruits, and took it to the world of Journey to the West.
As soon as the car appeared, Wukong jumped onto the car with a somersault, and quickly tore open a box of bananas. While eating, he looked at the electric five-wheeler filled with fruits:
"This is The car His Royal Highness gave us?”
“No, it’s for carrying goods in the warehouse. It can be used in several worlds...Wukong unloaded the fruit and I sent the car back.”
Sun Wukong hooked his finger, and hundreds of boxes of fruits flew off the car and were received into a bag by him.
This was a gift from Taibaijinxing, saying it could hold a mountain inside. Wukong thought it was useless at the time, but he didn't expect it to come in handy so quickly.
Xuan Zang explained:
"Some fruits have seeds. After you eat them, remember to fly to the Tang Dynasty to plant them, so that the people of the Tang Dynasty can also taste them."
“Easy to say, easy to say, I can fight dozens of times back and forth in just a sip of water.”
Xuan Zang returned the electric fifth wheel to the warehouse in the real world. Just as he was about to leave, Mu Guiying gave him another Bluetooth outdoor speaker the size of a trolley case:
"Heroes have BGM when they appear. As the Monkey King, Sun Wukong is indispensable. I will pass on a few songs to you. When Wukong fights, you can play them to cheer for Wukong."
< br>BGM?
Tang Seng feels that every time he comes to the real world, he can always learn new and novel knowledge.
He asked curiously:
"Will it distract Wukong?"
"No, on the contrary, it can increase Wukong's fighting power, but don't let him listen too much. If the Monkey King becomes more ambitious and attacks the Lingxiao Palace, there will be no way to end it."
"Holy Son Don't worry, Concubine, Wukong is not a reckless person."
Xuan Zang turned on the Bluetooth on his phone and received the music from Mu Guiying, and was attracted by the name:
"The Prelude to the Little Knife Club." What does "Wang Jin fights Gao Qiu" mean? Are these related to Wukong? "
Mu Guiying said:
"In fact, these songs have no names. Whichever film and television drama adopts them first will be named directly after the clip... Don't worry about these, it is mainly music, which is more suitable for playing during fights."
There is always a saying on the Internet that Qiao Feng likes it. Fighting while carrying a speaker, now that there is a Monkey King carrying a speaker, I ask you if you are afraid!
Xuan Zang learned how to operate the outdoor speakers, then dragged the lever back to the world of Journey to the West.
"Wukong, the Holy Princess has given you a good thing."
When Sun Wukong saw the stereo, he walked over curiously holding a banana, looked around, and asked uncertainly ：
"Is this an electrical appliance?"
"Yes, this is a set of outdoor speakers. Let me try it out first."
Xuan Zang turned on the speaker, connected it to Bluetooth, and turned the sound up to the maximum. , then turn on your phone, flip out the "Little Knife Club Overture" you just received, and click to play.
As soon as the suona sound sounded at the beginning, Wukong's expression became agitated unconsciously. He threw the banana in his hand onto the carton, took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and somersaulted into the air, whirring. The strong wind made his cloak rustle.
Xuan Zang was startled and quickly turned off the sound. Wukong fell from the air with unfinished thoughts:
"Good song, I, Old Sun, seem to have returned to the time when I was making trouble in the sky...Master, next time I fight with someone, remember to play this song."
"Okay...you won't play it again. Fight back to Nantianmen?"
Wukong put away the golden cudgel, picked up the half banana on the carton and took a bite:
"My old grandson is a thousand years old after all. Without the impulsiveness and passion of young people, now I just want to get over the 99-81 crisis and report to the Wa Palace... Whoever bullies me in the future will be protected by Empress Nuwa. "
But after all, after eating the banana, the monkey still asked Xuanzang to transfer all the songs to his mobile phone in a roundabout way, then put on the Bluetooth headset given by Li Yu and listened carefully.
Regardless of "The Prelude to the Little Knife Club" or "Wang Jin Fights Gao Qiu", Wukong was fascinated by it. Occasionally he would take out the golden hoop and smash the boulders on the roadside to pieces... He did not have the calmness and composure of a thousand-year-old man at all. .
Master and disciple took a break, Xuanzang cooked himself a bowl of noodles, and Wukong continued to eat fruit.
"Master, when you get to Yingchoujian, don't forget to turn on the stereo. I'll scare Xiao Bailong."
"Okay, but don't beat him to death when you get excited. He will be Sentenced to death, the only way to survive is to join the team of pilgrims... Heaven is trying to weaken the Dragon Clan without considering the sustainable development route. The Dragon Clan will become extinct sooner or later."
The reason why Xiao Bailong was sentenced to death is that. Because his biological father, the Dragon King of the West Sea, righteously destroyed his family, he reported the crime of disobedience to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor sentenced him to death.
If it hadn't been for the matter of learning scriptures, while Wukong was still lying down at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, the little white dragon would have been pressed to the dragon-slaying platform and had his head chopped off.
The book only praises the Dragon King of the West Sea for being sensible and righteous in annihilating relatives, but it does not mention the deeper content, which is why the Dragon King of the West Sea reported his son.
In "Journey to the West", all the punished dragons have one thing in common, that is, they have a rebellious spirit. The Dragon King of Jinghe broke the law of heaven for gambling, the little white dragon disobeyed his father because of the marriage contract, the little black dragon wanted to avenge his father... Once the dragon clan chooses to go against heaven, it will be wiped out by the heaven.
Xuan Zang felt that this should involve the story before becoming a god. When the Buddhist scriptures are completed, the little white dragon will also serve in the empress's cave. I don't know what is special about the little white dragon. Reward.
In the original work of "Journey to the West", although the little white dragon has turned into a mount, he is brave, resourceful, affectionate and righteous, and is much better than Zhu Bajie who is noisy every day to divide his luggage and disperse.
For example, in the chapter of Kui Mulang, Sun Wukong was angered and Sha Monk and Zhu Bajie could not defeat Kui Mulang. In desperation, Xiao Bailong had to turn into a beautiful woman to offer wine to Kui Mulang.
After drinking, he danced with his sword again and took the opportunity to assassinate Kui Mulang. Unfortunately, Kui Mulang was superior and not only escaped the assassination, but also injured Xiao Bailong with his backhand.
Little Bailong dragged his injured leg and fled back to the stable, and tried hard to persuade Zhu Bajie to go to Huaguo Mountain to invite Sun Wukong. Only then did Wukong trick Kui Mulang into giving him the inner elixir and almost beat him to death. plot.
In the real world, the meal is almost ready, Li Yu and Mu Guiying drive to the high-speed rail station.
In order to express their welcome to Professor Zhou and Xiaochan, they also bought bouquets and milk tea respectively, which was full of sense of ceremony.
When I arrived at the exit, I waited for about ten minutes when I saw two beautiful figures walking from a distance.
"Sister Guiying, this way!"
Diao Chan wanted to call Li Yu, but was worried about upsetting Zhou Ruotong, so she quickly called Mu Guiying.
Mu Guiying also waited cooperatively in front of the turnstile, and thoughtfully inserted the little girl's milk tea straw.
After checking in and leaving the station, Diao Chan and Mu Guiying hugged each other. She had experienced so much all over the world that she couldn't help but want to share it with someone.
Li Yu handed the rose in his hand to Zhou Ruotong:
"Daughter-in-law, welcome back."
"Thank you!"
Zhou Ruotong accepted After passing the bouquet and milk tea, he handed the suitcase to Li Yu and said to Mu Guiying:
"Xiaochan and I bought you a gift."
"Thank you, Sister Zhou. We haven't seen you for a while, and Sister Zhou has become more beautiful."
Mu Guiying felt guilty and was so obedient. Spread the money out.
A few people came to the parking lot. Li Yu put the suitcase in the trunk, then got in the car and left.
While in gear, he secretly touched Professor Zhou's white and tender hand, causing Professor Zhou to lightly slap the back of his hand.
Bad guy, not honest when driving.
Mu Guiying and Diao Chan were sitting in the back seat chatting, talking about giant pandas for a while, mountain scenery for a while, and the beautiful scenery of the southwest, coastal scenery, etc.
For those who have never traveled far, all this is novel.
Zhou Ruotong said to Mu Guiying:
"Your household registration book and ID card have been processed. I will get them back tomorrow, and you can stay here for a long time. I can't wait. I’m busy, let’s go out and play.”
"Thank you very much, Sister Zhou, Fairy Xiaochan, I am a person in the real world just like you!"
The three of them were chatting, and Li Yu drove the car quietly until he stopped at the entrance of the milk tea shop. I went to the roadside and picked up the two cups of milk tea I had ordered for my old mother.
When they arrived at the scenic spot, Li Yu followed the route of the scenic tour bus until it came to the vicinity of the statue.
“Daughter-in-law, my mother has something to say to you, but she is so secretive that she doesn’t reveal it to me. The relationship between your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is so good, there is absolutely no room for me to express myself.”
< br>Zhou Ruotong smiled softly:
"You have to be restless to be happy, right?"
She got out of the car with milk tea and Diao Chan, and went to say hello to her mother-in-law.
Sitting in the car, Mu Guiying asked guiltily:
"Do you want me to eavesdrop?"
Li Yu looked at the logistics information on his phone. Said:
"It's always been a monologue in my mind. You can't hear anything from the past, and if your brain breaks down, you have to be beaten."
Logistics information shows that a new set of salt-making equipment has recently arrived. goods, and there are also about ten sets of small electric grinders.
These devices will be sent to various worlds to help the people there to provide food and clothing and get rid of poverty.
Soon, Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan came back.
As soon as he got in the car, Mu Guiying pulled Diao Chan and asked:
"What did my master tell you?"
"He complimented me on how beautiful I have become, and told me that I have grown taller. He told me to eat more, have fun during the summer vacation, and study again when school starts...recently The queen saw many children in the scenic area who were in a trance after learning, and she was afraid that I would become like that."
Zhou Ruotong said:
"The queen is right, have fun this summer vacation. , Let’s study again when school starts.”
Li Yu turned around and went back. As soon as he arrived at the B&B, he saw Lu Bu, Qin Qiong, Yu Wen, Chengdu and Zi Shou sitting at the door, like the four kings.
Brother Qin probably never thought that he would be compared to a dwarf for his height of 1.9 meters.
In the courtyard of the B&B, Yue Fei, Liu Xie, and Li Shimin were chatting about mobile games. Wu Song was sitting on the steps next to Brother Dao, muttering something unknown.
In front of a money tree in the courtyard, Xuanzang, dressed in monk's robes, heard the sound of a car and took the initiative to come over.
Everyone came to the door and greeted Zhou Ruotong.
“Thank you everyone, you are Tang Seng, much younger than I thought.”
Xuanzang quickly saluted:
"The Holy Princess misses me."
After saying hello, Xuanzang had to go on his way, and did not stay long. He apologized and left the real world.
We are going to eat here later, and he, a person who does not eat meat, is mixed in, making everyone uncomfortable. In addition, Wukong is still waiting to go to Yingchou Stream to show off, so he has to hurry up go back.
“This Tang Monk is much more sensible than imagined.”
Zhou Ruotong was afraid of a crying monk, and occasionally a passage from a scripture. Now it seems that Xuanzang is completely different from the image in the book.
Li Yu said:
"The Tang Monk in the book has a mortal mentality, pedantic, afraid of death, and soft-eared; the current Xuanzang has a Buddha mentality, firm, courageous, and clear goals... Let’s take a walk and eat first. Everyone is waiting to help you.”
Zhou Ruotong took Li Yu’s arm and said:
“My Majesty said you have been working very hard during this period. Wait. You should eat more later.”
"Yeah, okay, good wife."
Everyone came to the small private room, and various dishes were placed. Li Yu went to the kitchen and brought various stews over. After everything was ready, Let's all eat.
Diao Chan held a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and said:
“I have eaten a lot of sweet and sour pork ribs along the way, but the most delicious one is the one we make at home.”
Mu Guiying quickly claimed credit:
"I chopped these ribs. How do they look? Are they the right size?"
Diao Chan quickly complimented her and said she would learn to cook from Mu Guiying.
“Haha, this is so simple. I’ll teach you when you’re busy and I’ll make sure you learn it in no time!”
While the two chattered, Liu Xie talked about the city of Chang’an. Incident:
"Liu Yan's eldest son Liu Fan secretly contacted the imperial censor Shi Hou Wen and the minister Wu Shuo, intending to lead people to Yizhou. The half-drunk Mr. Wen He was keenly aware of it. Now All taken.”
Lu Bu became interested:
"How many officials have they colluded with?"
Yuwen Chengdu also looked at Liu Xie, wondering how many officials in Chang'an City were following him to cause trouble.
Liu Xie shook his head and said:
"There is no one, just the three of them getting together to make trouble. Wu Shuo and Hou Wen also called Liu Fan His Royal Highness... Mr. Wen He said, Bing Fa Yizhou is imminent, and some necessary war materials will be transported to Hanzhong tomorrow, and the trained troops will also begin to gather towards Hanzhong.”
Qin Qiong was more concerned about Jia Xu's state:
"What does half-drunk mean? Did Mr. Wenhe drink?"
"I went back from the B&B at noon and brought some donkey meat, plus I found Fa Zheng, Mr. Wen He felt happy, so he had two drinks with Xun Yu. On the way back, he noticed something was wrong at Hou Wen's house, so he arrested him overnight... Mr. Wen He has decided to quit drinking. When will he come to the real world? , when will I pick up the wine glass again?"
Wu Song said upon hearing this:
"When Mr. Wenhe comes to the real world, I will drink with him personally!"
Li Yu: "..."
With your drinking capacity, I'm afraid you can send Lao Jia away on the spot, right?
However, there are indeed many things going on in various worlds now, and there are many things to do in terms of assistance. We really need someone to take command in the real world...Old Jia, please retire quickly. When you retire, I can rest. Rest!
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(End of this chapter)