Chapter 508 You are so handsome, why not change your name to Ma Chao! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“His name is Zhao Xiaolong, he is a new Hanfu model from the B&B.”
Lu Bu pretended to be Zhao Yun’s identity, then stretched out his arm to compare with Zhao Dahu’s black arm After comparing, he said with a smile:
"Are you Zhao Zilong from Yinzhou? What a coincidence, his nickname is also Zhao Zilong."
Oh, this is a meeting with a colleague... Zhao Dahuwei He looked around Zhao Yun twice, and the more he looked at him, the more he felt that his name as Yinzhou Zhao Zilong was not worthy of his name. On the contrary, this man, with his handsome appearance and jade tree facing the wind, did have a bit of Zhao Zilong's flavor.
It's just that he doesn't have enough murderous aura, he's too refined, and he's not the same as the Zhao Zilong from Changbanpo who goes in and out seven times.
Zhao Dahu said seriously:
"Brother, you are too handsome. You are not as brave as Zhao Zilong... I think you are more in line with the description of Jin Ma Chao. How about changing your nickname in the future? Let's become Ma Chao, don't take the name of our old Zhao family."
Lu Bu: "..."
Good guy, he is too handsome, not like Zhao Zilong, so let him change his name to Jin. Ma Chao... Ma Chao is really here. Let me see what Zhao Dahu says.
Zhao Yun had seen Zhao Dahu’s photo and knew that this guy helped him shoot his bright silver gun. He smiled and said politely:
“I’ll toast you later!”
Zhao Dahu thought that He accepted his suggestion of changing his nickname and said with a smile:
"It's easy to talk about. My girlfriend is not here tonight, so we can eat meat and drink wine... I will help put on the clothes first, and wait." Let’s talk to you later and tell you about my experiences during this trip.”
While everyone was busy, Mu Guiying took the Minion and the child, led Zhao Xue to the river, and caged the ground. Take it out and pour out a few large crucian carp and some crayfish, as well as loaches and eels.
"Wow, catching fish is so easy? I thought I had to use a fishing rod to catch fish."
Zhao Xue looked at this scene curiously. It was completely different from the way of catching fish in the Three Kingdoms.
Mu Guiying said:
“Fishing is easier, now let you see my invincible fishing skills!”
This girl dug her way out of the fishing bag He took out the fishing rod, hung the pendant around his neck, then hung the melon seed sequins on it, threw it hard to the middle of the river, and slowly tightened the fishing line with unskilled techniques.
Just as he was putting it away, he felt the line group being tightened suddenly. Mu Guiying thought it was caught on a rock. Just when he was about to complain about how fishing is not fun in places with many rocks, and to find an excuse for his air force, he saw the fishhook. There was a big catfish hanging on it, at least three pounds in size.
While Mu Guiying was hurriedly reeling in the line, she was yelling at Zhao Xue to take out the fishing net from the bag and assemble it, ready to fish.
As soon as Zhao Xue assembled the net, the catfish in the water jumped hard and jumped into the water plants on the shore. Mu Guiying, with quick eyes and quick hands, lifted it out.
“Hahaha, send it back quickly and let everyone try the grilled catfish!”
This kind of wild native catfish has no fishy smell and tastes super good, especially when grilled, the meat is plump. Dumb, very delicious.
"Your Majesty, Third Master, you are too powerful. There will definitely not be enough food for so many of us. Let's catch another one!"
This suggestion made the smile on Mu Guiying's face stop abruptly. She wanted to just accept it and give it up. , to maintain the character of Diao Shen, I didn’t expect Zhao Xue to become addicted.
In desperation, she had no choice but to hold the pendant and pray, hoping that the little fat cat would cooperate. Then she suddenly swung the fishhook into the middle of the river, and soon caught another one weighing about five kilograms. carp.
“Let’s go back home and prepare to eat meat!”
We can’t fish any more. If we continue fishing, we might be punished by Dundun.
Zhao Xue was anxious to go back to the B&B to show off, so she left first with the big carp.
Mu Guiying threw the ground cage back into the river and put away the lure fishing rod. Then she pretended to be a worldly expert and slowly returned to the B&B.
As soon as he walked into the door of the B&B, Diao Chan greeted him:
"Sister Zhou said she wanted to eat fish just now. Sister Guiying is so awesome!"
"Haha Haha, so-so, Yinzhou No. 3, I’m just giving you an extra meal, no need to make such a fuss... We’ll have a beer later, would you like a drink too?”
Diao Chan immediately shook her head and refused:
“I prefer to drink juice.”
“What if my husband asks you to drink it?”
“Then...then I will naturally be obedient. "Sister Guiying, if you laugh again, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Mu Guiying smiled and went to take credit for the crucian carp and catfish.
Li Yu took the fish, cleaned it skillfully, marinated it with seasonings, and prepared to grill it later.
He first grilled several kilograms of mutton skewers, and then grilled chicken wings and other delicacies. Everyone enjoyed the meal.
At the end of the first round, Li Yu took the marinated fish and started grilling it until both sides were golden brown. He placed the carp on a large tray and placed a layer of onions, bean sprouts, celery, enoki mushrooms and other side dishes underneath. , then use the hot pot base ingredients, boil a pot of spicy sauce and pour it on the fish, cook it for a while, and then you can eat it.
“Wow, I didn’t expect grilled fish to be eaten this way. It’s so delicious!”
Zhao Xue enjoyed eating and felt that the real world was like a fairyland.
After eating and drinking, the family returned to the mountain.
Li Yu also specially rode a motorcycle to follow him, and told them again about the usage and precautions of various household appliances, making sure that they had learned it before saying goodbye and leaving.
As soon as he left, Zhao Feng called Zhao Xue aside:
"Does Xueer plan to become a female general with the third master's wife?"
Zhao Xue pinched He said with his clothes on:
"There is no place for me to use here...and the queen also asked me to go and treat you. When I was treating you, the queen talked to me quietly and praised me as a good soldier."
Zhao Feng sighed and said nothing.
He thought that in the real world, the family could be reunited, but he did not expect to live in three worlds.
Zhao Yun originally wanted to persuade Zhao Xue, but when he thought about pursuing his ideals, he could not restrict his little sister, so he had to say:
"Brother, your family can live a good life in the real world. Xiaoxue and I We also have the ideals we want to pursue. Once we have time, we will write letters to report peace. ”
Knowing that he couldn't persuade his younger brothers and sisters, Zhao Feng was very sad:
"Then stay longer before leaving. Didn't General Yuwen leave after the Mid-Autumn Festival?"
The family celebrates the last reunion holiday, and it will be difficult to see them again in the future.
Zhao Xue likes this small courtyard very much:
“Before we leave, let’s take a group of family photos here. I will take it with me anytime and anywhere. If I miss you, take it out and have a look. …”
Before the girl could finish speaking, Zhao Feng's eyes turned red:
"If you keep talking, I won't be willing to let you go with the Third Master..."
Zhao Yun was afraid that his elder brother would cry. , hurriedly said:
"Wash up and get some rest early. Tomorrow I have to learn the art of battle formation from General Yuwen."
In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhao Yun's biggest shortcoming Ban had never led a large corps in battle. He usually led his own troops to charge into battle. Even in his later years, he only led a partial division to feign an attack.
In terms of large-scale combat, his experience was very lacking, not even as good as Zhang Fei, a guy who had been a prefect for many years.
Yuwen Chengdu is very good at this aspect. In the original work of "The Legend of Xing Tang", he often leads hundreds of thousands of troops on expeditions and is a typical regiment commander.
That’s why Liu Xie was ecstatic when he learned that Yuwen Chengdu was planning to come to the Three Kingdoms World.
As for Water Margin and Yue Shijie, in addition to Guan Yu, the masters who can lead troops independently include Yue Fei, Guan Sheng, and Lu Junyi, all of whom are capable of acting independently.
In the following days, the Zhao Feng family began to learn modern cultural knowledge from Diao Chan, Zhao Yun learned the skills of commanding large corps from Yuwen Chengdu, and Zhao Xue was responsible for the soy sauce.
Water Margin talked about Yue Shijie, Yue Fei told Liu Bei through the intercom that Zhao Yun had arrived at the B&B, and the emperor's uncle happily held a banquet in Zhending Mansion.
But besides being happy, he thoughtfully asked Yue Fei to tell Zhao Yun that he should stay in the real world for a while. There is no war here now, so he can come back later.
After helping Zhang Fei sort out everything, Yue Fei transported all the needed materials from the real world to Yuzhou City.
After doing this, he led his horse out of the city and prepared to return to Zhending Mansion.
While the Hutuo River is now dry, quickly build the hydropower station and move the weapons workshop next to the hydropower station. This will not only facilitate the use of electricity, but also use water transportation to transport the iron ore in the upper reaches of the Hutuo River. come over.
"Brother-in-law, Taoist Gongsun will come to pick you up when you get married. Let's go back to Qilin Village together."
"Okay Pengju, tell my elder brother that this time in Yuzhou, I will never be greedy and cause trouble. He won't beat or scold the soldiers, so he can relax. "Is there anything else you want to say?"
Zhang Fei scratched the steel needle-like beard on his face and suddenly thought of something. Big fool:
"When you go to the real world, tell the big fool in Bingzhou that I am getting married. If he doesn't accept the gift, it won't be excused. Just give me his off-road vehicle. I don't mind it being a second-hand car." .”
You two have really been in love with each other forever... Yue Fei agreed, said goodbye to Qiao Daoqing, Lu Junyi, Shi Wengong, Yang Zhi, Li Ying and others before riding away.
As soon as Yue Fei left, Shi Wengong took out the map and asked:
“Our occupation of Yuzhou will soon reach the ears of the Lord of Liao Dynasty. We must hurry up and capture Yuzhou in Yuezhou. Build some passes on the choke points in the territory to defeat this round of attacks."
Zhang Fei said:
"Okay, let's proceed according to the plan. Taoist priest Qiao will appear a few more times to control the situation. The hearts and minds of the people are completely in our hands!”
After everyone was ordered to leave, Zhang Fei returned to his room, spread out rice paper, and silently composed a song "Jin Se" by Li Shangyin. Then he took out his mobile phone to take photos, and turned on the front camera to record a video message to Zhao Fujin:
"Daughter-in-law, I miss you!"
On the other side, in Handan City, An Daoquan checked Xuan Zan's body, and after confirming that there was no serious problem, he treated his external injuries.
The construction of the outer city wall of Handan City has now begun. Hundreds of brick kilns are firing day and night to produce super large bricks specially used for the city wall. Guan Yu also had many large stones transported from the nearby mountains. As the base of the city wall.
This is a big project that cannot be completed overnight.
Fortunately, Wu Song had finished building a relay station that could connect to Kaifeng City, and was about to head back. From now on, he would be stationed in Handan City for a long time, and he could transport the concrete needed to build the city wall at any time.
Hearing that Zhao Yun had arrived in the real world, Lao Guan was also very happy. He specifically used a walkie-talkie to contact Wu Song, and explained in the same thoughtful way:
"Please tell Zilong, brother Erlang, that you can Sir, stay there for a while and spend time with your family. When there is a big war here, it won’t be too late to come back.”
“Okay, Second Master, I will definitely tell General Zilong.”
Wu Song put down the walkie-talkie and rushed out of the city to play. Shi Jin Shiqian and others asked:
"You have made people in Tokyo panic, haven't you had enough fun?"
After giving the gifts according to Wen Huanzhang's order, Shi Jin Shi Qian Lehe and others started playing, and the two adopted Gao Qiu Gang. The new son who arrived was kidnapped from the Taiwei Mansion and sold as a foreigner to a male prostitute.
During the Song Dynasty, masculine style was prevalent, and people like Sima Guang were frequent visitors to such places.
Gao Yanei, the first adopted son of Gao Qiu, was too domineering and eventually disappeared in Zuixian Tower, which was suddenly flooded. It is not known whether he was burned to death or was kidnapped.
This time Gao Qiu became a master of learning. When his new son arrived home, no one was allowed to see him. He also specially invited a group of tutors to teach him how to be an official, how to exploit the people, etc. He wanted to train his son to be a good student. A domineering official.
However, Shi Qian and others secretly abducted the son and sold him to a male prostitute on a half-sale, half-free basis.
The old bustard looked quite handsome and talked a lot, which was very in line with the preferences of the scholar-bureaucrats. He specially poured medicinal wine and asked him to accompany a few officials who were keen on this.
Then his fame spread. By the time Gao Qiu got the news, his son had been in business for several days and had learned many skills without any teacher. Gao Qiu completely became a joke in Tokyo. .
The eldest son was killed in a fire, and the newly adopted son became Lord Rabbit again. Gao Qiu was furious, but he couldn't find anyone to vent to, so he had to beat his servants and guards over and over again.
This matter was not over yet, Shi Qian made some other gossip.
For example, the most beloved hairpins of Cai Jing's concubines suddenly disappeared and were finally found on the bodies of several young officials in the court; Mrs. Yang Jian's embroidered shoes were hidden in Tong Guan's arms, and Cai Jing's jade pendant hung around Gao Qiu's wife's neck...< br>
Anyway, under the tricks of the master thief Shi Qian, these corrupt officials were driven to a mental breakdown. Even if they tried every means to guard against it, they would still fall into the trap.
At the same time, Weizhou hero Shi Jin also took action one after another, killing several cruel officials with bad conduct, opening two cells and releasing many prisoners, and also put the personal clothes of the Great Chu Emperor Zhang Bangchang in the In the palace, it was put on the head of one of Huizong's concubines.
Well, when the two Song Dynasties handed over, Zhang Bangchang, who led the Jin soldiers southward, briefly called himself emperor. Although it was only for a few days, it was impressive.
But the courtiers were dissatisfied and quickly overthrew him, and then put Zhao Gou on the throne.
In "The Complete Biography of Shuo Yue", there is a description of Jin Wushu beheading Zhang Bangchang's sacrificial flag.
Obviously, this kind of traitor is not even welcomed by the Kingdom of Jin.
Now that everyone knows the future direction, Zhang Bangchang should not be the emperor of Chu. In order to retaliate against him, Shi Jin and Shi Qian took off this guy's underwear and put on the concubine's underwear. On Zhang Bangchang.
In order to prevent Zhang Bangchang from defending himself with his eloquent words, the two specially wrote a crooked poem with self-spray paint on the Donghua Gate:
"Zhang Bangchang, a model man, secretly crawled Go to the imperial concubine’s bed; even though Zhao Ji is the emperor, Hongxing still goes out of the way!”
In order to stand out, this time I specially used white paint to outline and red paint to write. I also added shadows when writing. Each word is full of three-dimensionality and very eye-catching.
When Wu Song contacted them, Shi Jin and Shi Qian were hiding outside the city from being hunted by the whole city.
The two of them had nothing to do, so they went to find Wu Song and helped set up the repeater antenna together.
After listening to what the two of them said, Wu Song was angry and funny:
“Aren’t you afraid of injuring that concubine?”
"Brother Erlang doesn't know. That concubine is a direct descendant of the Zhen Ding Cao family, and was the main force who went to sell weapons to foreign tribes."
You two have done this in detail... Wu Song said:< br>
"I will ask you for credit. Do you want to come back to Handan with me this time?"
Shi Qian said:
"Go back, Coach Lin won't win Are you involved in the county? We prefer to make military achievements.”
When they left the city, they discussed it. Lehe stayed in Tokyo City and managed the Tokyo Intelligence Branch with Shi En. By the way, he got in touch with Wang Sheng of the Grand Master's Mansion and developed another batch of downlines.
It will be much more convenient to obtain information in the future.
Wu Song adjusted the relay station and used walkie-talkies to contact Tokyo City, Qilin Village, Damingfu, Neihuang County, Handan City, Zhendingfu, Xingzhou, and Yuzhou. The signals were all very stable. .
"Hey, dear, with this thing, wouldn't our intelligence be able to be shared in real time?"
Shi Qian was very happy, and finally no longer had to worry about the intelligence not being delivered in time.
Wu Song said:
"This is nothing. When we have satellites in the future, we can not only make calls, but also check the movement of the army at any time, and all the soldiers and horses in the world will have nothing to hide."
Launch Satellites are not the problem. The key is that they are not available in China. When Brother Dao can open the space-time gate abroad in the future, he can purchase a batch of satellites to realize global positioning communications in the world in the book.
Wu Song taught a group of people how to control the relay station, and asked them to disguise themselves as businessmen and set up camp. Then they rode horses and headed towards Handan with Shi Qian Shijin.
At the same time, in the world of the Three Kingdoms, in the Weiyang Palace.
Liu Xie looked at Guo Jia and asked:
"How did the aristocratic family react to the canonization of the city god?"
Guo Jia had a smile on his face:
"On the surface they said that they were nagging. The ancestors are disrespectful, but they are raising food secretly, and some are even borrowing food. The city god has a great reputation and there are temples. They are eager for their ancestors to eat some incense and let their own families take advantage of it. "
Sure enough, no matter what the family does, the ultimate goal is profit.
Liu Xie looked at Zhang Lu, and the imperial master quickly bowed and said:
"When canonizing, the Pindao Association directly described the god as an upright person. This kind of thing is often said by aristocratic families, not I think it’s something, and I even think it’s a compliment to their ancestors.”
Thanks to the fact that most aristocratic families have become hypocrites who are greedy for fame, and the income from canonization may be more than imagined.
Liu Xie said:
"The day after tomorrow is the meeting of the imperial court. The imperial master can reveal it first and make the rumors true, and then let a few old ministers cry about the lack of food in the imperial court. It suggested that they quickly exchange food for the city god’s throne.”
As soon as he said these words, everyone present could not help but shed tears of sympathy for the family.
After being targeted by His Majesty, the originally vicious family has all turned into a lamb waiting to be slaughtered... With a saint as a backer, you can really do whatever you want!
(End of this chapter)